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Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 08:58:29 am
this will be a completely random thread, even if i am the only one who ever posts here. maybe i will do random quotes. or word of the day. or it will randomly change. so yeah. quote for the moment is from a guy i work with who was telling someone else to do something ... or ... something ....

"Run ... run like a faerie ... "

in a few hours we might get a word of the day. ....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 09:02:57 am
or i'll just do one now. the word of the day is ...

hibernaculum (hi-buhr-NAK-yuh-luhm) noun, also hibernacle

1. Winter quarters of a hibernating animal.

2. The protective covering of an animal or plant bud that protects it during its dormant stage in the winter.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 05:46:00 pm
ill post here just to post here
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Post by: Eroz on July 27, 2004, 05:49:00 pm
Random stuff??? GOTTA GO BOOM.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 05:51:21 pm
....riiiight
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Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 05:51:51 pm
that was my 50th post...im still a coppertop....when do i go to the next level!?
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Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 05:52:09 pm
oh...just now. hehe
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Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 05:55:07 pm
At 500 you get bullet dodger, I wonder what there is at 1000...

In other news, "I am puss..." Dramatic pause "...In boots."
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Post by: Eroz on July 27, 2004, 06:07:56 pm
100 Darigaaz.......
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Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 06:53:33 pm
i think it's 50 posts to be a freed mind, 100 is cre member, someone with 300 posts is a spoon bender, and someone with 500 is a bullet dodger .... that was done by my own random study randomly looking at peoples' profiles ... thank you ... thank you ... ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Broin on July 27, 2004, 08:12:01 pm
Random word for the day....   And something to strive for inside the MXO

Pil-Sung interpreted to mean the triumph over mind and body

                     Broin
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 08:16:05 pm
You know what I haven't had in a while?

Big League Chew.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 08:54:58 pm
Hmm.. a randomness topic.  I've heard of these.  There's legends of mystical "Silly Threads".  I wonder if they really ever existed.
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Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 09:50:02 pm
I've heard that legend too, Enoc. I wonder what ever happened to them.
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Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2004, 10:03:41 pm
I know, because Im a wise sage. This thread is going to be locked, or deleted, or both. ;) But until then.....random away.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 03:22:16 am
In that case... mmmmmmmmmm, bisto!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 06:58:23 am
Speaking of random you've made me think of family guy (I hope this doesnt turn into the family guy thread like the music thread did) anyway the bit in the first one ever where everyone's going "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" and then the cherryade jug guy jumps through the wall and goes "OH YEAH!" I'm not American so I don't get what the jug is but apparently its from an advert or something.. damn funny though.  Just had to get that off my chest..
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 07:56:51 am
aww why would someone do that? it's appropriately in the off-topic genre ... and trust me there is no better way to get to know someone than by being random ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 09:40:25 am
I once had a pet Turtle
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 01:58:07 pm
i had a pet friend .... and then i woke up ....

btw ... family guy rocks ... :D
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Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 03:44:08 pm
BUMP!(bumping is random right...well if not this bump is)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 03:55:50 pm
bumping is random!! ... unless you're in a bumper car .... then it's just .... umm .... required .....

p.s. the word of today is:

irrefragable (i-REF-ruh-guh-buhl) adjective

Impossible to refute or dispute; incontrovertible.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 04:06:27 pm
now where did you dig that up?
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Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 04:25:02 pm
hehe the online world is great ... especially google .... ;)
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Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 04:36:13 pm
well i can only agree with that.... :D
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Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 07:47:20 pm
Wait, wait....maybe this needs to be a poll but is the purpose of "bumper cars" to bump or to keep from being bumped?
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Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 08:07:25 pm
*random explosions*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2004, 09:24:08 pm
... i was taught to bump everyone out of my way  .... but that's what i get for having a gajillion older brothers .... they teach me very un-ladylike things ... like .... belching .....

tenbit: where those random explosions for a random reason or for the reason to be random or perhaps the explosions were random but the reason was not? please 'splain .... thanks! :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 12:31:19 am
*sounds drunk* Follow teh angel and all shall beh revealed!

But seriously. Think random things exploding. Randomly. For random reason. Yet, all intertwined. Spookily.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 05:48:26 am
"Ching ching tuki tuki?"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 07:59:01 am
hey now watch how much you're drinking ... don't want to give us away to those not yet freed .... cuz they can still be an agent .... but drunk people are funny ..... it's fun to instead of designating a sober driver, designate a drunk ... one person drinks themselves silly and you watch them ... very entertaining .... btw .... what were you drinking and why weren't you sharing??  ;)

chitty chitty bang bang???
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 11:59:05 am
i usually designate myself the group drunk. it's not as fun as you'd think, though everyone else thinks it is.  they just point and laugh.  those bastards.  i need a drink...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 12:09:02 pm
kewl! I love it!

A computer terminal is not some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it. It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.
    - Douglas Noel Adams
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 02:03:38 pm
"Whether you think that you can, or you think you can't, you're right." - Henry Ford

"The windows of wisdom are never shut, and the doors of oppurtunity are never closed." - Unknown

"You don't wait for oppurtunity to knock, you open the door and drag it kicking, and screaming inside." - Unknown
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 02:23:15 pm
"whats a wal-mart. do they sell walls there?" paris hilton...or nichole on the stupid show first season there both "morons

if at first you dont succeed then skydiving is for you":unknown

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 02:30:54 pm
I decree that this is the only time im posting here because, every time we do one of these i post a crap load of times then likwid or tbone deletes it and i lost like 30 posts ex: Silly thread II, A forum game perhaps.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 02:39:49 pm
awww it's ok pipp i forgive you :)

word for today:

ensorcell or ensorcel \en-SOR-suhl\, transitive verb:

To enchant; to bewitch.

then i just may be an ensorcellor ... ette .... ...... ...... **where's the smiley with lots of question marks popping out of her confused little head?**
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 06:59:54 pm
Other word of the day:
•Abreaction
•Noun
•The releasing of repressed emotions by reliving, in words, feelings, or actions, the original traumatic situation.
Yesh, I did start reading the dictionary last night. I found some cools ideas for names if anyone wants one >_>
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Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2004, 09:52:31 pm
wow .... so i can say that i have abreactions all the time and i won't sound completely goofy??

thanks ten ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2004, 12:24:12 am
You're welcome! I'm gonna shoot for B tonight.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2004, 12:57:23 pm
Erebus, everything makes you think of family guy :)

The jug is the Kool-Aid man, he's in commercials for Kool-Aid soft drinks, and he always busts in through a wall and says "Oh yeah!" And then the party gets started.

Like so:

http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/koolaid.wmv
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2004, 01:15:42 pm
word of the day:

lapidary \LAP-uh-dair-ee\, adjective:

1. Of or pertaining to the art of cutting stones or engraving on them.
2. Engraved in stone.
3. Of or pertaining to the refined or terse style associated with inscriptions on monumental stone.

noun:

1. One who cuts, polishes, and engraves precious stones.
2. A dealer in precious stones.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2004, 03:14:14 pm
Thanks for filling me in Watcher and sorry about my family guy addiction, its a problem.. but that Koolaid trailer you posted had me laughing my ass off all the way through it, its so deliciously random! Like this thread, so I'm going to have to add another random family guy moment:
Peter says,

"geez it feels like there's an accountant inside my head", at which point it zooms into his head where there are a couple of accountants working happilly away.

"Say Tony, do you ever wonder what's outside those walls?"

"Well that's some dangerous thinking there, maybe you should just get back to your accounting...

"ok.."

*They both continue clicking away on their machines.*

Didn't we used to have a family guy thread by the way, was that deleted?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2004, 04:00:11 pm
No, Family Guy is awesome.

I think I've seen almost every episode.

Speaking of random, who thinks we need Banaphone to come back?

Now With Dancing Badgers!

http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/

For some reason, I just love that one scene from that cartoon:

(http://img41.exs.cx/img41/4660/baloney.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2004, 04:15:41 pm
:D Another word for today:

candent
 
candent (KAN-duhnt) adjective

1. Glowing.

2. Impassioned.

[From Latin candent-, stemp of candens, present participle of candere (to shine or glow). Ultimately from Indo-European root kand- (to shine). Other words from the same root are candle, incandescent, incense, candid, candida, and candidate (in reference to white togas worn by Romans seeking office).



Tragedy is when I cut my finger.   Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
    - Mel Brooks
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 08:48:50 am
oops my word a day got lost .... here's one for today!

gamine \gam-EEN; GAM-een\, noun:

1. A girl who wanders about the streets; an urchin.
2. A playfully mischievous girl or young woman.

mwahahahah ... **ahem**

sooo whatcha think of the new sig?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 09:06:44 am
Even though you already did the word of the day, this is just too damn funny.

nig·gle
intr.v. nig·gled, nig·gling, nig·gles
To be preoccupied with trifles or petty details.
To find fault constantly and trivially; carp.

Oh and your new sig is fitting to your name.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 11:34:12 am
I love this thread! ....because I am random too.... and now feel at home with outher random people.


I've always wondered why we park in the drive way and drive on the park way?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 11:36:03 am
Brail on driveup ATM's.... comon now
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 01:01:58 pm
WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT!!!! :

why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

why if it's in a car is it a shipment but if it's in a ship it's cargo?

why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

if pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

why is abbreviation such a long word?

why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?

can fat people skinny dip?

why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia??

what happened to size B batteries??

do infants enjoy infantry as much as adults enjoy adultery?

if a seagull flew over the bay, would it be called a bagel?

if a piano player is called a pianist, would a race car driver be called a racist?

if a bus stops at a bus station, and a train stops at a train station, what happens at my work station?

why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

why do oversee and overlook mean opposite things?

why, if an adult has multiple personalities, it's schizophrenia, but when a child has an imaginary friend, it's cute?

do sheep shrink when it rains?

wouldn't a shepherd fall asleep counting his sheep?

if you wear a sheet on halloween, are you going as a ghost ... or a mattress?

why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

do blind people dream?

if all the world's a stage ... where does the audience sit?? (ps i want better lighting ... and a new script ....)

if love is blind ... why is lingerie so popular?

if ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

if tin whistles are made of tin, what are fog horns made of?

how can you sit in front of the TV but behind a computer?


CAN YOU IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS!?!?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 01:25:39 pm
Woah...
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Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 02:25:58 pm
Have you ever noticed how fortune tellers never start with "Once upon a time..." ?   Shouldn't they be able to?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 04:51:44 pm
GrimKitten, did you know me when I was a lad? You're just too funny and you hit a funny bone in me! I love this thread, too. :D

***If one of the synchronized swimmers drowns, does their partner drown, too? ***

The man who has no imagination has no wings.
    - Muhammad Ali
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 05:37:20 pm
Grim..... I had no idea you were thinking the same things I was. Minus the "why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?" I dont own garments.....


I'll leave you with this: Baseball is WRONG! A man with four balls can not walk.

...I know, forgive me.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2004, 09:09:52 pm
hahahah nice!!! yeah ... tomorrow i will post "rewording the pun" .... :P
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 01:33:40 am
i cant wait.... =P
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Post by: Ketamininja on August 10, 2004, 05:58:00 am
is this really random, or is it spam?

Ah well....



My cat's name is Mia (me-ah)
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 07:10:34 am
well people are actually reading and responding ... not something that usually happens with spam ... :P .... now : "rewording the pun" :

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A pessimist's blood type is always negative.

My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding : a case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life would be pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms should be used on every conveivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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Post by: Ketamininja on August 10, 2004, 07:54:20 am
ROFL!

Nice :D
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 08:37:08 am
ach - there's too much blood in me alcohol system!
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 08:54:54 am
Get thee to punnery! Do you have a book, or what. lol

**You know, I was going to prcrastinate, but I put if off for another day.

oh, btw, , I always eat with condiments.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 09:36:56 am
¿Qué?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 09:49:34 am
The silly thread was funnier...
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 10:00:02 am
Dont be a kill joy.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 10:08:27 am
no book ... just random things picked up and jotted down or kept from emails .....
and i swear to drunk i'm not god!!!  **btw god IS a woman ... haven't you seen dogma??** :P here's a drunk song for you ...

"sparkle sparkle little twink,
who the hell you are i think
up above the star so sky
some people pink and wonder why
some people pink i'm under the alkafluence of inklhol
but i'm not as think as you drunk i am!!
the drunker i sit here, the longer i get!!"

**i have more of those ... hahaha**
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 10:13:23 am
Heh, I've heard that before grim.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 10:23:08 am
haha well here are two more:


BEER PRAYER #1
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(as I will be drunk)
At home, as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Pass the pretzels.



BEER PRAYER #2 (you couldn't have heard of this one before .... my friend wrote it!! :P )
Now I lay me down to sleep,
My 50 beers I pray I keep
Cold and iced and ready to drink.
I pray not to pour them down the sink.
I pray I find bottled beer
Far from the cans of yesteryear.

Now I lie back - not have to think
About the beers I had to drink.
Or as the room spins where I'm at,
I pray not to throw up on the cat.

I pray for time all for myself,
in silence so my head don't ralph.
To sleep in my nice soft bed
and pray not to hit my head.

Some silent moments for goodness sake,
I pray all night my head won't break.
And that I need not eat or drink,
For recovery is what I think.

Yes, now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my schlitz within me keep
But as I look around I surely know,
I threw it up an hour ago.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 10:23:56 am
Next installment. Do you think Murphy is in the Matrix?  :p

Murphy's Laws of Combat:
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
 
Incoming fire has the right of way

Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire

There is always a way

The easy way is always mined

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo

Professionals are predictable, it is the amateurs who are dangerous

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: (a) when you are ready for them, (b) when you are not ready

for them

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at

If you can't remember, the claymore is always pointed at you

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you

Anything you can do can get you shot, including nothing

Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out

Never share a foxhole with one braver than yourself

If you are short of anything but the enemy you are in a combat zone

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy

Never forget your weapon is made by the lowest bidder
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 11:30:46 am
word of the day:

arcanum \ar-KAY-nuhm\, noun;
plural arcana \-nuh\:

1. A secret; a mystery.
2. Specialized or mysterious knowledge, language, or information that is not accessible to the average person (generally used in the plural).
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 01:00:32 pm
I grabbed the bag of Combos Cheddar cheese cracker....instead of the Pizza ones, but.....these arent too bad.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 05:32:51 pm
Grim, why does it take you a week to do each word of the day....
shouldnt it be word of the week?

-Cosmic

PS: im not knocking your WOD, i like them. I just would like them each day. dont leave me hangin....
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 06:52:30 pm
Cosmic. Be happy.

I like cheese filled shrimp.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 09:18:32 pm
I'm happy!

:)

See the smiley?

btw I <3 Grimkitten
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 10:58:36 pm
hahaha well i feel loved!! okay, i will attempt to make it a word of the week. things have been busy as i am leaving for school in a few days ... and i might be internet and computer deprived for a few days (how will i survive?!?!) during band camp .... and don't say a word about band camp .... the joke got old a long time ago ...
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 11:51:24 pm
i like camps.....
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Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2004, 06:23:03 am
u dont meen taht joke in american pie do you or am i missing out on a cheesy joke?
mmmm cheeese...*salivates upon himself*

Quote of the day:Hope is the emotional refuge of those pitiful wretches who are unwilling to accept the fact that life is utterly pointless.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 02:24:17 pm
ok here's one for random!!

during dinner with the fam. we had turned on the opening to the olympic games on tv. during the little narration thing ... in the background ... they were playing jurassic park music ... yeah ... from the movie ... i don't remember any part of jurassic park being in greece? nor are any dinosaurs participating in the olympic games?? what is this world coming to?!?

meh ... it was random ... about as random as it gets ... maybe not ....

PICKLE!!!!
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Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 03:55:03 pm
wow this thread still around, how has it not been deleted?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 06:38:36 pm
You know what I noticed that too. I looked over and said hey thats Jurassic park music..got a few strange looks but hey it was. Pippman gets my vote for coolest sig of the month.

Does anyone else make little cheese flowers on the ritz cracker with their ez cheese?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 06:51:47 pm
Dude, I made that sig. I am teh uber 1337 w00t! sig maker. You want one? I should bust out mine....heheh.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2004, 05:25:19 am
:::shakes head:::
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Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2004, 12:48:45 pm
My donation to randomness:

If you're driving through the desert and the wheels to your boat fall off, how many onions does it take to fill up the weat wagon? The answer: Blue, because icecream doesn't have bones.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2004, 03:18:26 pm
Macs Suck.

Randomness

2 bags of chocolate chips, 30 ounces of nair and a bumpy ride... Rinse rather and repeat.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2004, 07:39:44 pm
So certain are you, Sevker?  My IT job has been nothing but headaches on the PC side.  The mac calls usually the only ones I look forward to.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2004, 08:01:49 pm
::breakdances::
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Post by: Anonymous on August 16, 2004, 11:33:25 pm
Yo, I plays on the PC, but works it on the Mac. Mac's got the friendliest OS, I agree with Catalyst.  Y2K was a breeze for Apples...     *fades to black*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 08:24:29 am
I'm an I.T. Manager at a High School.  Although the Macs have a very trendy OS.  And some nice looking features.. They should curve thier creative juices towards making them more dependable.  Over the summer I and Grim Implemented 64 PC's and had zero failures... We had also recieved 4 G5's... And guess what out of only 4 machines 1 has massive motherboard and system cooling failures.  
Oh, and the kicker is, they now want us to pick up the shipping tab after they put a machine in a stainless steel quarter inch thick case, weighing in around 40 pounds.. (UPS Loves these).  And if we cannot find the little Macintosh wrapper it's an extra 50 bucks!!!.... So again, macs suck.. But thats just my biased opinion.
And in the spirit of the thread...

A pound of butter is a nickle on tuesdays, and thursdays.. Bring your shoes for a free rootbeer float!  :Answer: yes, if it's downhill.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 09:21:21 am
its a matter of choice really macs are better for jobs and movie editing because there interface is user friendly(at least i thinkl so) and pcs are better for games and crashing and makeing you spend lots of money on an upgrade. so if you want to make some money off of your purchase get a mac if you want to waste you lif playing games get a windows.

the void knows where you are they watch us all very closely they can see you at all times day or night

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

random

if i were to roll a quarter down a hill how many elephants would i have?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 10:55:56 am
Hey, this is Oz, a newb to the FA and an all around friendly ex-patron of the Matrix. Although I've been reading through all the forum material, I got this e-mail telling me I was in-active, so I thought I should post something. So... yay!
I still don't have my own little signature picture, but it's in the works. Anyhoo, hope to see y'all around. L8terz!  ;2)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 04:06:29 pm
Mac is ok. Tehy are crap for anything but editing really, though.

I hate windows with a passion. XP was a step foward and back at the same time. Although yes, they were many new cool features, that you could just program on a linux.(with much time and patience, however). However, you have to go to start to shut er down, and I really hate taking two extra seconds to turn off my computer. However, p.c's are upgradeable to the max, you could technically keep the same computer for several years(ending up with no orignal parts or cables). It also has such a huge security problem, that not even S.P. 2(thanks god. you just became truly real for me) fixes correctly. Windows, equal "teh suXXors"

Linux....oh how can I describe the ways you are great? There are too many to name. Of course, it is open source. Meaning, in a few ords, linux is god. Plain and simple. Now if only developers would develop with linux in mind....


Randomness: The tooty fruity goober is always deciding to loot the yesterday tomorrow pills, and he never does anything that would allow him to steal the bottles. GDFGHFUSHIPFJDGJIFHDGIHJ*U@$()#*Q@R%GYRJ483ut1`4890jofjkg-4!#T%I*Y!G*RJ
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 05:53:17 pm
Linux is the nectar of the Gods! Windows and Mac exclusive people are nothing more than heathens.....

Oh and hells yeah I want one of those kick ass sigs. Iluvatar.

oops did I really put an r in there?  the following edit brought to you on the behalf of Iluvavatar's greatness

That better?
 :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 06:17:50 pm
No problem. If you edit your post to say mac and windows exclusive people are heathens, not heatherns
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 17, 2004, 06:26:10 pm
Just one thing to say about Mac$: Final Cut Pro
And another thing: Quark / Photoshop / Illustrator. Pro$, all.

AND Macs have the greatest (read: most copied) picture screensaver ever!

**How many rabbits does it take to croos the lily pad?    Because a vest has no sleeves!*    Muahahahahahahah
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2004, 09:47:09 pm
your sorceress of randomness is back!!! :D :D :D

pickle

if pickles eat trees and squirrels love hampters .... why is there a cat meowing under my bed? because i smell a boy that's far far away!!

***btw ... that was not random thought up on the spot ... that was a little while ago when i was in my dorm room ... mind you: in dorm rooms, pets (save fish) are not allowed  ... and i SWEAR i heard a cat meowing underneath my bed .... no there was nothing under the bed and no i was not intoxicated in any way  ... and then we watched the sun come up while the rabbit was staring at us and then al had nuts coming out of his horn .....

and my mind is playing tricks on me once again ... deja vu is back ***UGH*** .... and ...... you boys ..... i tell ya ..... GAH
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2004, 02:14:33 am
Meow!

That wasn't me, it was my cat... yeah... my cat did it...  You know I can hear a TV under my bed sometimes and even a stereo... though my bed is about 5 feet up.  It's not a bunk bed either as in there isn't another bed under it.

Well, it's early though I should be going now.
Yay, Pineapples!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2004, 05:10:33 pm
but my bed isn't lofted! it's barely off the ground! blah!

yay for pineapples ... my brother asked for pineapples for christmas one year ... for ... college ... pineapples for college .... he got a walmart smiley face notepad instead .... yay for walmart!! :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2004, 09:06:50 pm
This post is to exlemplify the pointlessness the love that the american culture has for the word "of". "Of", among other words, is vastly overused. Imagine it this way, how many times, when we are describing something or someone do we use the word "of"? Honestly, we say shes "Captain of the Cheerleading Squad" or "Valedictorian of her class" or hes the "Quarterback of the football team". We can save time, paper, and word useage by simply saying "The Cheerleading Squad's Captain", "Her class's Valedictorian", or "The Football team's quarterback". See how we simplified the english language (me neither, but we did make those lines shorter (by 1 letter a piece))?

It's my firm belief that prepositions are a madman's work, trying to further complicate this already overly complex lanugage and make mastering it a great achivement.

Not really, but it is a fairly useless word.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2004, 09:11:04 pm
Fer shizzle! you must jump on teamspeak with yer extensive vocabulary. no one else uses theres, so I have no one to use mine on....

Yes, there was basically no grammar in this post. Deal.

"And the cow says 'moo'"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 19, 2004, 09:49:13 pm
You don't think I actually talk using these words, do you? Hell, my spoken vocabulary is a lot less exspansive then my written one. I'm much able to express myself through words on paper then words in air. I'll pass on the teamspeak invite.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2004, 01:56:28 am
If you hear a meow, but do not see a cat... did a cat meow?  It is certainly a question of more difficulty than 'Do you live in a pineapple under the sea?'  Well... I can only hope it is.  :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 08:28:03 am
/bump

hehehe .....

word of the ... day ... week ... month ...  something ...

alexia (uh-LEK-see-uh) noun
A neurological disorder marked by the loss of ability to read words. Also called word blindness.

....... how ... convenient .... pickle!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 02:44:09 pm
Hmm, the dexterity of half bovine totalitarianism is that of inuit representation lasting three paws long for confectionary twisters of malignant delight.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 03:09:41 pm
cows.... cows with guns....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 03:22:21 pm
I feel free to go black manba likes the samba.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 06:11:07 pm
I like candles!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 06:13:45 pm
i like candles to, but not when i am lying on them naked, it kinda hurts
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 07:49:03 pm
... And this one time, at band camp...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 11:03:28 pm
damnit!!! ... band camp is over!!!! ... .and i do NOT play the flute!!!! ..... bah!!!! you are as brainless as sheep!!!!

:P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 11:19:02 pm
The tuba? ouch.....

This public service annuncement was brought to you by Jack Daniels 100% whiskey, cause I'm only a bit drunk
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 08:05:15 am
french horn ..... instrument of the angel ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 08:08:09 am
beer ..... nectar of the gods
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 05:58:21 pm
everybody wang chung tonight.....

:O
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 06:04:02 pm
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 06:06:22 pm
the end is near, so turn around or you will fall
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 06:08:34 pm
To understand recursivity you must first understand recursivity.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 07:21:12 pm
You know what?





That's what.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 07:24:55 pm
Profound statement.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 07:35:42 pm
yeah?

well ....

PICKLE!!

so there :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 10:39:35 pm
Oh...so now your pulling the pickle card eh? That is so low!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 10:42:52 pm
I can't believe she pulled the pickle card
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 10:54:16 pm
I refuse to believe it!!  No!!!  *drowns in a sea of sunflower seeds*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 02:13:40 am
You'd better believe I pulled the PICKLE card ... it happens .... get over it .... to help you get over it .... here is the RANDOM WORD OF THE RANDOM THREAD:

tommyrot (TOM-ee-rot) noun
Nonsense; foolishness
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 02:30:14 am
....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 02:51:53 am
Geez, I didn't even know there WAS a pickle card... ah well.


Just remember, wherever you go.... there you are.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 07:26:39 am
Pickle cards rule !
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 09:06:09 am
I prefer the zuchinni card but that's just me......
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 01:49:27 pm
Mmmmmm....

Odwalla Blueberry B Monster.  Yummy!

My ear itches.

Time to make popcorn!

Heh,heh... uber-goober. Heh heh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 06:11:34 pm
nobody loves me, everybody hates me, i might as well go and eat worms.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 06:15:04 pm
our drum squad is now showing off ... we just got out of marching rehearsal and they like to go later than everyone else and march back to the music building behind the band van .... and i can see them from my room ... look at all the little drummers .... show offs!!! mellos are better!!!! **pouts**

ps rom_ripper i don't hate you .... i can't say i luv you cuz i dont know you .... but hey if you get your kicks from eating worms .... go ahead!! go crazy!!

crazy?? i was crazy once .... they put me in a home .... it was cold there .... i died .... they buried me .... there were worms there ..... the worms tickled me .... the drove me CRAZY!!!

....... crazy?? i was crazy once!!! .... they put me in a home ....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 06:21:42 pm
if this is a random thread, then let my instanity be alone,
also i anit crazy just starve raving bonkers, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ho
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 07:05:49 pm
"He's bread Jim" - Dr. McCoy after a terrible transporter accident.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 07:29:26 pm
just to be off topic coredump i thought that vlack holes were dead white dwarfs or maybe taht is a black dwarf umm hmm uhh yeah i should kno this im in astronomy right now crrap i have a test tommorow im most definetly gonna fail hmm maybe a red drawf make that if somebody oculd tell me it would be greatly apprectiacted

uhh

my random word is
tetraphobia
the fear of the number 13
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2004, 11:49:04 am
That Star Trek quote was awesome.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2004, 11:52:31 am
Here's another one :-)

"Very funny Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes." - Captain Kirk.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2004, 11:56:01 am
"A witty twitty means nothing to me and my friends."

-Stifler
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2004, 11:46:19 pm
yay for 10 pages in the random thread!!!! wahooooooooo

random word for the random thread:

plenipotentiary \plen-uh-puh-TEN-shee-air-ee; -shuh-ree\, adjective:

Containing or conferring full power; invested with full power; as, "plenipotentiary license; plenipotentiary ministers."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 02, 2004, 11:48:17 pm
If a tree falls in the forest and then pops back up as a joke will it freak out all the squirrels?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2004, 07:28:09 am
"To be or not to be" - William Shakespeare
"To do is to be" - Plato
"Doo bee doo bee doo" - Frank Sinatra
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2004, 02:27:59 pm
umm... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2004, 03:27:08 pm
soma: the answer is no because the pickle ate the tree .... it was an illusion ... there is no tree .... kind of like that xfiles episode where they were being eaten alive by a canivorous mushroom that was several acres underground .... yay for shrooms ....

what kind of smoke are you crackin?!?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2004, 07:20:25 pm
Acid smoke.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2004, 08:16:17 pm
One again "pickle" is in Grim's post. Despicable.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 10:22:23 am
pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle pickle .....

you know something's wrong with you when you wake up from a dream and start looking around the room for something you could swear you dropped but in all reality it doesn't even exist ... if i could drink i would blame alcohol ... unfortunately i can only get drunk off of mountain dew ... i hate dreams ...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 11:29:28 am
If the tiger poops on thy finger jump into a speaker and take the globe off the shelve. Unless the coke is warm.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 01:26:39 pm
If we measured saw dust by the bucket and molasses by the bag, from how high should a peanut shell fall to split a 2 by 4 ?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 01:27:47 pm
wow this thread it the most random thread ive read...hence the name i guess
hmmm
a random word
yeah ill get back too you on this one
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 05:13:29 pm
Let's see. Another random sentence.


If the guitar watches the grass throw the toe through the lightbulb, you know for certain that the earing is brown.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 05:31:00 pm
There is no spoon
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 06:14:29 pm
Or is there!?  Oh NOOOOOO!!! *drowns in a sea of spoons*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 04, 2004, 11:46:45 pm
If someone tells a bad joke in a forest and no one laughs, is it really a joke?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 12:57:43 am
Or is it a total disaster?  Oh NOOOOO!!!! *drowns in a sea of bad jokes*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 01:08:17 pm
Once there was a drowning man, as his last request he made an excuse for not to debvour by the imminent aluminum that had befallen him.  What happen?!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 01:10:35 pm
Hey hey hey post number 50 is right here... now you can say you saw it!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 02:27:38 pm
Nope...52. Didn't see it.

Hey, the other day, while I was sitting in a car with some friends omw to seeing The Village, the car in front of us had the sign DH 66666. Sick.

And just a little later, we saw a xx 77766.

Symbolic, eh? :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 05:22:40 pm
random word for the random thread:

bricolage \bree-koh-LAHZH; brih-\, noun:
Construction or something constructed by using whatever materials happen to be available.

p.s. your one and only grimkitten is really sick so if you want to send me cookies .... mmmmmmm cookies ....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 05:40:30 pm
Did you get spayed or neutered Kitten ?

:-P

I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to make fun of your illness :-)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 06:57:01 pm
Well, you see Orasu, that post that said it was my fiftieth post was and ever shall be my fiftieth post, so whether you know it or not, it is the one and only fiftieth post!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 05, 2004, 11:01:04 pm
Oh NOOOO!!!! *drowns in a sea of fiftieth posts*  (Are my posts random anymore?  Or have they become expected!?)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 06, 2004, 12:53:49 am
I saw it coming.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 06, 2004, 01:22:27 am
Smoking raisins is like LSD..on acid!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2004, 06:49:22 pm
random word for the random thread:

synesthesia or synaesthesia (sin-uhs-THEE-zhuh, -zhee-uh) noun

1. A sensation felt in one part of the body when stimulus is applied to another part, e.g. visualization of a color on hearing a sound.

2. (In literature) Using an unrelated sense to describe something, e.g. warm sounds or fragrant words.


currently the room is spinning so if you please put tha raisins down, no one will get hurt. take the car out from under the bed and roll up the keyboard so you don't spill kitten everywhere. thank you.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2004, 07:04:50 pm
spinning rooms :P

random word(not better then grims though)

1 entry found for metastasizing.
me·tas·ta·size  
   1. To be transmitted or transferred by metastasis.
   2. To be changed or transformed, especially dangerously: “a need for love that would metastasize into an insatiable craving for attention” (Michiko Kakutani).
   3. To spread, especially destructively: “ [disinformation]... that even now continues to metastasize... to such a degree that myth threatens to overthrow history” (Gore Vidal).
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2004, 07:07:13 pm
Fifth Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
there is nothing important to do.

I love nix, ITS SPEAKING DIRTY TO ME
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2004, 10:30:00 pm
always remember your six P's (brought to you by the sths class of '03):

Proper
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

:D :D :D :D :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2004, 10:53:35 pm
South Africa: First find

The first hint that a modern, living coelacanth existed was when Marjorie Courtenay-Latimer, who was curator of a museum in East London, South Africa was inspecting local fish catches for unusual specimens in 1938. She was looking at the catch of a fishing boat that had been fishing for sharks near the Chalumna River, and saw an odd blue fish fin in the catch. She pulled the fish out of the pile and brought it to the museum to find out what kind of fish it was. Professor James Leonard Brierley Smith, the scientist she consulted, was surprised to see the fish because it looked like the coelacanths which were known only from fossils. The species was named Latimeria chalumnae in honour of her and the waters in which it was found.

Comoros

A worldwide search was launched for more coelacanths, with a reward of 100 British pounds
(a very substantial sum to the average South African fisherman of the time). Fourteen years later, they were found in the Comoros The Comorans, in port of Mutsamudu on the Comoran island of Anjouan, were puzzled that someone would pay big money for what the locals called a gombessa or mame, an inferior (nearly inedible) fish that their fishermen occasionally caught by mistake.

They now understand the significance of their endangered species and have a program in place to return any accidentally caught gombessa to deep water so that it can survive.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2004, 06:01:47 pm
random word for the random thread:

bricolage (bree-ko-LAZH) noun
Something created using a mix of whatever happens to be available.

**i think this is where i came from**
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2004, 06:19:36 pm
demure • \dih-MYOOR\  • adjective  
*1 : reserved, modest
2 : affectedly modest, reserved, or serious : coy

This sums up just about NOBOBY in the FA...............
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2004, 03:19:31 pm
soooooo

being a musician, there are some words that refer to musicality that i have become accustomed to and never really thought about before. but as i was sitting in choir a few minutes ago, the director said she didn't want the sound to be bright but for it to be dark and warm. now, i know that a "bright" sound is usually faster in tempo but can also be sharp, and dark and warm is slow and rounded ... so why then is warm the opposite of bright?? things that are dark are usually cold. unless it's a hobbit hole. in which case i am further encouraged to move to alaska away from the nasty heat and beaches with sluts and horrible storms. just wonderful snow and everything sparkly and i can have a giant fluffy puppy dog. yes. most definately. where is this all going? to my random word, of course!!

appellation \ap-uh-LAY-shun\, noun:
1. The word by which a particular person or thing is called and known; name; title; designation.
2. The act of naming.

P.S. i actually found the word of the day AFTER i wrote all of that random blabbering ... and it just happened to fit ... yay me
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2004, 04:15:16 pm
Jehagumughlyogodijlikopogikuhtilkulklimpermonkfijharationplindupju
mijkingebleucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl
asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl
tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl
aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl
glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl
alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl
prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl
alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl
isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl
tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl
alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl
glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucyl
glutaminylladtristirotoppinalanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucy
larginylglutaminylisoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl
tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycy
alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl
glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl
glycylphenylalanylglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl
valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl
glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl
isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl
prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl
alanylalanylglutaminylleucyllysylglutamylarginyllysyglutamyl
gycylalanylphenylalanylvalylprolylphenylalanylvalylthreonyl
leucylglycylaspartylprolylglycyllisoleucylglutamylglutaminyl
serylleucyllysylisoleucylaspartylthreonylleucylisoleucyl
glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucy
glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl
alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl
alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl
glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl
glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl
lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl
glutamylalanylglycylalanylaspartylalanylleucylglutamylleucyl
glycylisoleucylprolylphenylalanylserylaspartylprolylleucyl
alanylaspartylglycylprolylthreonylisoleucylglutaminylasparaginyl
alanylthreonylleucylarginylalanylphenylalanylalanylalanyl
glycylvalylthreonylprolylalanylglutaminylcysteinylphenylalanyl
glutamylmethionylleucylalanylleucylisoleucylarginylglutaminyl
lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl
leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl
asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl
tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl
aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl
glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl
alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl
lysylhistidylprolylthreonylisoleucylprolylisoleucylglycylleucyl
leucylmethionyltyrosylalanylasparaginylleucylvalylphenylalanyl
asparaginyllysylglycylisoleucylaspartylglutamylphenylalanyl
tyrosylalanylglutaminylcysteinylglutamyllysylvalylglycylvalyl
aspartylsrylvalylleucylvalylalanylaspartylvalylprolylvalyl
glutaminylglutamylserylalanylprolylphenylalanylarginylglutaminyl
alanylalanylleucylarginylhistidylasparaginylvalylalanyl
prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylasparty
alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl
isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreony
tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl
alanylglutamylasparaginylarginylalanylalanylleucylleucyllysyl
glutamyltyrosylasparaginylalanylalanylprolylprolylleucylglutaminyl
glycylphenylalanylglysylisoleucylserylalanylprolylaspartylglutaminyl
valyllysylalanylalanylisoleucylaspartylalanylglycylalanylalanyl
glycylalanylisoleucylserylglycylserylalanylisoleucylvalyllysylisoleucyl
isoleucylglutamylglutaminylhistidylasparaginylisoleucylglutamyl
prolylglutamyllysylmethionylleucylalanylalanylleucyllysylvalylphenyl
prolylisoleucylphenylalanylisoleucylcysteinylprolylprolylaspartyl
alanylaspartylaspartylaspartylleucylleucylarginylglutaminyl
isoleucylalanylseryltyrosylglycylarginylglycyltyrosylthreonyl
tyrosylleucylleucylserylarginylalanylglycylvalylthreonylglycyl

meaning to bleed
dont think its a real word then thats fine when you can say its a word and not pronounce it its definetly a scietific term or somthing
uhhh
ramble ramble ramble



~hybrid
p.s. my favorite word is
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
wich means the fear od really long words
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2004, 08:46:05 pm
Learn to spell fucking "meaning" right.

I like hairy dung.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 07:38:17 pm
random word for the random thread:

longueur \long-GUR\, noun:
A dull and tedious passage in a book, play, musical composition, or the like
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 08:00:24 pm
I'm hungry for some cookies......
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 11:04:37 pm
Cookies?  Oh NOOOO!!! *ALMOST drowns in a sea of cookies but eats his way out!*  
Whew, that was close.  Ha!  I bet you weren't expecting THAT!  *runs away laughing but smashes into a tree and falls to the ground*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 11:34:36 pm
.....

You wanna see random for the random, huh, huh!?

-----------------------------
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 11:35:23 pm
Free post for me
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 11:47:25 pm
posts are not free ... they cost 50¢ plus shipping and a cookie ...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2004, 11:57:47 pm
Another free post, look at me spam for free.Spam is cool.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2004, 12:19:27 am
Can anoyone say: Cosmic was 0\./'\./l\l3d????
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2004, 01:01:56 am
*Orasu farts*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2004, 11:13:21 am
oohh yay, look at me, i'm being random!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2004, 11:25:43 am
Ha Ha Ha Ha! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!  :D Ha ha ha ha ho ho ho he he he  :2d Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh yeah! You bet. VUNDERBAR! Sure. AMEN. right on! yes, sirreeeee!  :roll4:  :roll1: Love it! o yes, love it!  :|>
Title: randomness
Post by: ArchNemesis on September 16, 2004, 03:09:25 pm
dude cosmis's interview was hilarious.... and since this is a random thread i can talk about this in this thread... and there  is NOTHING you can do about MUAHAHAHAH.... i need a coke...and a pig....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2004, 03:11:25 pm
Yes. We all need a pig once in a while.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 03:24:24 pm
random word for the random thread:

machination \mack-uh-NAY-shuhn; mash-\, noun:
1. The act of plotting.
2. A crafty scheme; a cunning design or plot intended to accomplish some usually evil end.

**ironic that it starts with the same letters as "machine" .... go zionists!**
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 03:28:36 pm
Random word... spaniard
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 04:52:27 pm
Random word... Grey.


...


BWAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAA HAHWAWAWA WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHWHAHWHWHWAHha ahaaahahh...ahahaaaa...hihi...hhoho...ha....


*wipes a tear*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 04:57:27 pm
.....................you know, this is getting very immature guys.

Ok, I'll stop being an ass now.

"I'm saaaiiiiling,
away,
sen an open course,
for the viiiirgin sea,
I'veeee got ooooo be freee
blah blah blah blah,
blahdy blah, blah blah.

Come sail away,
come sail away,
come sail away with meeee"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 05:01:51 pm
I still feel that I am a better singer than you.

"Act sleazy
behave like a tart
it's so easy
to get what you want

yeah
you can't get enough

Hey baby
we all know your name
it's sex
that will lead you to fame

Don't Don't Don't Give it up
Don't Don't Die of a broken heart

Your ego
is never at fault
if you believe it
you'll get all you want

yeah
you can't get enough

Don't Don't Die of a broken heart

I feel your pulse
beating blue
and I feel your skin crawls
when we, we ,we, we
fuck

Don't Don't Die of a broken heart"


Phew.

*Breathes*

That was long and rough. Anyway, you must agree that I sing better...?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 05:10:55 pm
Oh, touche. But now you must match my rendition of "The Crowing" by Coheed and Cambria.

"I fed the clues of a lost day killed in motion
But I thought of it so like there's no other way it could've been done
Will they size my fit for a puzzle I wish not to play a part in it.
A heart stained in hate, a feeling of fear will play circles.

But you, you were my favorite
But you, you know, you were my favorite

I severed my ties to shroud this body under the streets of this city
And wait for the day when I am summoned to walk across the face
Well, slowly but clearer now, in visions that play and plague memories
I loved them with all as the son should to mother and father

But you, you were my favorite
But you, you know, you were my favorite

Would I walk through the door, shedding the light of all life?
With the rise and reform, would I come as before?
Pray you're not the only one
Pray you're not the only...
If given mistakes, would I take them back?
If erasing them could, if erasing them would
But would they be the words that I would say?
Your face and a door between
I've parted three ways
For you, the Newo that I love

Did you ever really know before my face shamed to break?
Did you ever really know before my mind scared to think?
Did you ever really know before my name son to these?
Did you, did you, did you come clean in the end from the start?

Dear Ambellina, the Prise wishes you to watch over me
Dear Ambellina, the Prise wishes all to watch over me
I fought the decisions that call and lost
My mark has the revelant piece in this
I will come reformed
In short, for the murders of those I court
I bless the hour that holds your fall
I will kill you all!!

Oh and I'm sooooo gay....................."

Wait................thats not the end of the song...............
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 05:15:43 pm
Yes. It was good. But nothing can stand up to my Seigmen lyric knowledge! You cannot triumph over their genius!


"I ask myself if there is
A melancoly god up there

I would dry his eyes
I'd kiss his feet
To let the light shine on
Mortality

Message

I ask myself if there is
A melancoly god up there
Dissolved in tears i cross my heart
For death to bring us back to start

The boy outside is universal

And i ask myself if there is
A reward for tragedy
Please god, reverse my memory
I ask myself

Hold your horses the one who cares
Is the one outside dissolved in tears
Holds the candle while you read
Hold your horses your anxiety
The boy outside the family
Holds your hand while you sleep

The boy outside is universal"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 05:19:45 pm
I'm sorry to end out competition so soon by singing the greastest song, but alas, I must.

"There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh. "

Hidden messages abound. Bum bum bum.

And yes, I will be releasing tbones acapella of this to any who want it....just pm your email adress, as my aim's fucked up for some reason.

Shameless plugs.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 18, 2004, 05:26:33 pm
Oh yeah?

"(Hammer)
U can't touch this (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
That's good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker u can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now they know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
in the 90's to burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Go with the flow it is said if you can't move to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winter
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
U can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch
this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) u can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Hammer time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records they just dont get it
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer
and the rest go and play
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
U can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)"




Eat that can of lime!


And, no, it was not copied and pasted :D.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 03:50:09 am
Now this I find quite random and disturbing, Oronos found it one day and I just have to bring it back up.

Take a look....

www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm
www.fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
www.fat-pie.com/salad3.htm
www.fat-pie.com/salad4.htm
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 05:07:20 am
Nooo! Do not bring the curse of Saladfingers uppon the innocents of the clan! Noone should have to endure more than 16 seconds of such anabomination. I warn you, you shall not sleep for many a year after seeing such a string of supernatural oddities. It is too much for one man to cope with, the man (if it really was a man) who concieved this was not in his right mind!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 05:36:46 am
Quote from: "Ajax"
Nooo! Do not bring the curse of Saladfingers uppon the innocents of the clan! Noone should have to endure more than 16 seconds of such anabomination. I warn you, you shall not sleep for many a year after seeing such a string of supernatural oddities. It is too much for one man to cope with, the man (if it really was a man) who concieved this was not in his right mind!


That pretty much sums it up ^^  :roll4:
Rofl  :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 08:14:18 am
Uh.......that wasnt Oronos.....I forgot who it was, but I believe it was uh....CoreDump? I forgot but I remember Oronos saying his eyes were burned from their sockets or something......
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 08:14:53 am
Ah, man...the saladfingersdude..he freaks me out.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 08:53:34 am
Yeah me too.

He's like the demented son of the killer in "The Cell" and that little girl in "The Ring", two movies about phones ;-)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 09:05:45 am
Wasn't the Ring about movies?

My attempt at random:

I am an American.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 09:14:17 am
You are very talented. *bows*


Now, let me surpass you.

The ball is white. Green. Yellow is red.




Here: I have attempted to draw saladfingers using this game. Now you try to draw something..

http://devever.net/pegercer/akx/dlg/play.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 11:46:32 am
HERE's for 100 posts for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Spagetti westerns aren't REALLY made from spagetti! And Clint Eastwood used to rip PAGES from his movie scripts and let his facial expressions do the talking!

All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
    - Gracie Allen
      (1906–1964) American comedienne, wife & partner of George Burns on radio and television
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 01:20:59 pm
Firstborn, how come your sig is far more bitchin than mine?  And secondly, who the hell ate all the waffles?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 01:46:07 pm
What's blue and fucks pigs?





Me in my lucky blue suit.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 02:52:54 pm
Rofl
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 04:40:52 pm
I have no reproductive organs
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 04:56:53 pm
Really, because I have two sets.   Do you want one of mine?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 27, 2004, 05:00:40 pm
Wait Roffle?  Where I want some.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2004, 05:53:34 pm
mmmm roffles and waffles. .....

haha!! you thought the thread was gone!! well, it IS halloween weekend, so the dead is rising, along with the "dead" random thread ... for i get my new computer this coming week and it's kick ass ... oh baby!!

random word:
darbies (DAR-bees) noun
Handcuffs; manacles.

dominatrix anyone?? hehe ... umm ... so who is going as what for halloween? i'm going as snow ... yes .... white fluffy powdery SNOW!! ... ha! ... ok i'm done now ...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2004, 06:11:57 pm
we already had a haloween do at work, i went as a mental paitnet, i did not know it was the halloween party, i just turned up for work.

also, the black mumba loves to samba in a panda on the veranda.

isn't insanity fun
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2004, 10:27:09 am
(http://garth.hn.org/cs_office.png) (http://garth.hn.org/cs_office.jpg)

I spy with my little eye one SoundBlaster Audigy sound card. (Audigy 1, not Audigy 2. Note the number of ports.)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 31, 2004, 12:48:22 pm
NERD ALERT! NERD ALERT!

*Everyone looks at themselves*

Damnit..........
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 12:29:23 am
/bumpity bump bump bumpity bump bump look at frosty go ....

oh the boredom-ness of servers being down and nothing authenticating and going crazy over lack thereof's and .... oh!! new word of the moment!! :D

cosmopolite \koz-MOP-uh-lyt\, noun:
1. One who is at home in every place; a citizen of the world; a cosmopolitan person.
2. (Ecology) An organism found in most parts of the world.

... i would think it would mean "uber universally nice" but i guess not .... and i was gonna post something else here along the lines of definitions but i forgot that hmmm me and luna are the only girls so i would prolly get ripped a new one ... again .... meh!!

enjoy the random fairy of clerginess that has swept upon your door the sands of fickle pickles!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 05:37:21 am
Seeming as people are spouting random proverbs, try this one :

"It is a wise crow which knows which way the camel points"

Ponder that!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 08:19:11 am
Woohoo !

The randomness thread is back !

I have all this accumulated random stuff in my head, where to start ?
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on January 12, 2005, 08:57:21 am
My socks are white.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 02:48:16 pm
mine were pink yesterday. normally, i despise the color pink, but since they were a gift and had monkies on them, that made everything okay. i don't have sock on now ... wait .... damnit, i should prolly get used to getting dressed after getting out of the shower since i'll be going back to school in a few days .... meh!

enjoy your white socks. do they have the "hole-proof" grey dealies on the toes and heels? :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Broin on January 12, 2005, 04:07:30 pm
Like a phoenix from the ashes the randomness thread arises  :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 04:43:02 pm
Monday Night Football - Dennis Miller
"This guys so smart his personalized license plate consists of a series of random numbers and letters!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on January 12, 2005, 05:17:52 pm
Ouu! Socks with monkeys on them :) Monkeys are funny.

Naw I don’t have the hole-proof thingies on these socks :( It's funny you mention it though 'cause I literally spent 15 seconds this morning deciding whether I should wear my hole-proof thingy ones or not. I finally decided not to because I had 1 last pair of hole-proof socks and I’m going out tomorrow night so I decided to wear my hole-proof ones tomorrow and my non-hole-proof ones for today.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 12, 2005, 05:26:47 pm
Fascinating.

:d
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2005, 02:44:14 am
i always like the phrase, "may the ticks of a thousand camels infest your crotch, and may your arms be too short to scratch" :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2005, 06:10:32 am
ROLF!

That reminds me of the hate mail in "Good Morning Vietnam" With such gems as "You suck the cold sweat off my uncles dead balls."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2005, 12:29:41 pm
go balls deep!!!

*name that movie ready go!*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2005, 12:34:30 pm
"Debbie does Dallas" ?

"Night shift at the women's jail" ?

"The adventures of the horny mailman" ?

"Spermuta the obese vampire" ?

"Maurice and the orifices" ?

"Ilsa the KGB she-wolf" ?

:D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2005, 01:00:55 pm
Hey Grim .... If I remember right it was from Dodgeball.

"If you can dodge a wrench ... you can dodge a ball!"


Quote
"Spermuta the obese vampire" ?

HUUUuuuuhhh ..... I do NOT want to know!  :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2005, 04:33:19 pm
yay! you win ... uhhh ..... a pickle .... from .... core .....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2005, 07:16:53 am
Hey, why don't we all go to 7-11 and buy a 5 lb. (pound) bag of combos, load them into a nerf cannon, and have the most delicious war on terror ever!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2005, 12:19:11 pm
whoa .... deja vú ..... don't do that to me sabre!! haha
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2005, 01:05:30 pm
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2005, 01:40:06 pm
I feel so much dumber now from watching this :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2005, 09:01:15 am
that is one of the funniest damn things ive ever seen in ABS
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2005, 06:51:48 pm
aaura you are banned from this thread *jiggle*  ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on January 15, 2005, 07:51:20 pm
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

OMG.. is this what monty python would be if a cheaper budget... that was amazing, and gets automatic entry for my all-time top 10 flash animations! OMG OMG OMG OMG
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 15, 2005, 09:21:30 pm
That was the longest stretch of sheer stupidity that I've endured, and I loved every second of it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 16, 2005, 08:13:06 pm
"Live with passionate indifference to your end.  Thirst for life like water, and drink death like wine."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 10:15:41 am
We want... a shrubbery!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 11:19:10 am
I like cheese.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 11:19:34 am
but... not the stinky kind of cheese cause it stinks.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on January 17, 2005, 11:30:59 am
Cheese is the food of Kings! Cheese with everything... especially with cheese.
Stinky cheese is great!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 11:40:06 am
From a good and funny movie (IMO)

Athos: Where have you been?
Porthos: Taking care of something ugly!

Porthos: Rochefort...isn't that a kind of stinky cheese.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 01:26:54 pm
cheese is good until you go to wisconsin ... darn packers .... go bears! :D

mmmm cheese .... and chips .... that's just about all i have to eat right now since i have no utensils ... gotta wait for the dining centers to open and theiv some mwahaha .... ahem

brought to you by the wall of my home kitchen:

this food is cooked with pride and grace
and served with my good wishes
i don't ask for thanks or praise
but i could use help with the dishes!

mwahaha ... ha. .. eh ... ahem .... pickle ...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 03:01:28 pm
One day this will all be yours.


What the curtains???
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 17, 2005, 03:02:46 pm
Care for a bag of caffineated corn chips?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2005, 10:29:14 pm
words words words, love is just a word, ah but it is so much more ....

bibulous \BIB-yuh-luhs\, adjective:
1. Of, pertaining to, marked by, or given to the consumption of alcoholic drink
2. Readily absorbing fluids or moisture

sparkle your sprinkles or shingles will shake your shanookie into spacious sickles and say so
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 04:32:57 am
I saw he saw sitting on a see-saw, I saw he saw he saw me
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 08:46:07 am
Here's a bad joke I heard today.  It cracked me up.

A chinese guy and a jewish guy are waiting at a bus station in New York.  They start talking.

After a while, the jewish guy looks at the chinese guy and slaps him behind the head.

Chinese guy: "Ouch !  That hurt !  What was that for ?".

Jewish guy: "That was for Pearl Harbor".

Chinese guy: "I'm not japanese, I'm chinese".

Jewish guy: "Chinese, Taiwainese, Japanese, you're all the same".

The chinese guy slaps the jewish guy behind the head.

Jewish guy: "Ouch !  That hurt !  What was that for ?".

Chinese guy: "That was for the Titanic".

Jewish guy: "Jews did not sink the Titanic.  It was an iceberg".

Chinese guy: "Greenberg, Goldberg, Iceberg, you're all the same".

:D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 10:12:29 am
Nah, that isn't bad. I quite like this semi-rude joke here.

In side some blokes balls where a whole load of sperm. Among these sperm was an overly-keen sperm called Sammy. He worked out all day, adamant that he would be the sperm to impregnate his target. Then finally the big day came and the sirens began to ring.

As expected, Sammy shot out like a rocket, way ahead of all the other sperms who just took it one stroke at a time, getting ever closer.

As they were about to leave thier host and enter the battle, Sammy shoots straight back past them. Obviously they are confused and they ask him where he is going. Calling back to them, he says "It's a false alarm!"

:D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 02:06:58 pm
gahhhhhhhh ajax that's horrible hahaha

ok, here's one for you guys, TRUE STORY!!

my friend here at school's mom is a teacher (not sure what grade, i think junior high-ish, but i'm not entireley sure). well, this semester she got two new students, twins, a boy and a girl.  well, their names were pronounced (not spelled) molly (the boy) and fah-molly (the girl). my friend's mom asked the twins how they got those names, and the twins said that when the nurse brought them back to their mother with their birth certificates, the nurse had already named the children. well, truth is, the birth certificates said "male" and "female," and the monther honest-to-God thought that those were her childrens' names. so these poor twins have to live their lives with the names "Male" and "Female," just pronounced "molly" and "fah-molly" ....

true story! ... some people should never breed ....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 02:30:01 pm
When I watch the Jerry Springer show I always think of this: you need to prove your ability and get a permit to drive a car, to hunt, to work in another country but you don't need to do that to bring another human being in the world and raise him.

I think if everybody had to successfully pass a "good parent" test before they could have kids, there would be a lot less parents.  The gene pool would also be a lot cleaner.

Just kidding.  Even though some people are unfit parents and should be put to jail for what they do to their kids, it is an undeniable right to be able to reproduce yourself, no matter how mediocre your actions are towards your progeny.

:D

P.S.: Was this random enough for this thread ?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 03:33:56 pm
that random wasn't at all

to do post with previous had

random you to sucking are

kidding just!!! :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on January 20, 2005, 04:36:59 pm
OMG (http://www.diogenes.bg/fun/ArbitoGay.wmv)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 20, 2005, 04:40:05 pm
Wow.  If this guy isn't gay, he should be.  He's really good at acting like one :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 21, 2005, 02:54:30 am
He made me cringe.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2005, 05:48:53 pm
Quote from: "GrimKitten"
gahhhhhhhh ajax that's horrible hahaha

ok, here's one for you guys, TRUE STORY!!

my friend here at school's mom is a teacher (not sure what grade, I think junior high-ish, but I'm not entireley sure). well, this semester she got two new students, twins, a boy and a girl.  well, their names were pronounced (not spelled) molly (the boy) and fah-molly (the girl). my friend's mom asked the twins how they got those names, and the twins said that when the nurse brought them back to their mother with their birth certificates, the nurse had already named the children. well, truth is, the birth certificates said "male" and "female," and the monther honest-to-God thought that those were her childrens' names. so these poor twins have to live their lives with the names "Male" and "Female," just pronounced "molly" and "fah-molly" ....

true story! ... some people should never breed ....



(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/owned1.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 10:20:20 am
Slap me around and call me susan!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he..
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 02:57:37 pm
Quote from: "semiOctal"
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he..


Oranges! Oranges man.. try and ryhme Orange with another word... or purple.. or silver.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 04:03:28 pm
Quote from: "Oronos"
Quote from: "semiOctal"
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he..


Oranges! Oranges man.. try and ryhme Orange with another word... or purple.. or silver.


Ok, that fuzzy wuzzy poem is wrong.  A friend of mine came up with the correct one, and I use it whenever people touch my head because they think my buzzcut is "fuzzy."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.  
Fuzzy Wuzzy commititedsuicidebecausehecouldnotliveuptothemodernstandardsofbeingabear.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 05:49:33 pm
ROFL
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 07:02:08 pm
Copter.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 07:44:27 pm
www.urbandictionary.com

look up any word that comes in your mind
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 27, 2005, 11:00:42 pm
look up "slut" .... funniest definition ever .... *looks around and realizes the male/female ratio* .... damnit .... oh, well, still true, in a general sense :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on January 28, 2005, 12:38:02 am
Wow! I just looked up pwned. I feel so educated now.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2005, 04:51:20 am
Man. I found words on there that I thought were jused made up..  unfuckingbelievable is one word, I didnt know that.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on January 28, 2005, 08:35:01 am
Just hit the random button, you learn so crazy things by surfing UD
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 28, 2005, 10:01:40 am
lol wow..all i can say is wow..
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 01:43:02 am
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php
(funny at the end he goes "i got owned")

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php
(when you love your pet too much)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
(*ahem* .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/love.php
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/antihonda.php
(these two go hand in hand ... err ... wheel in axel?)

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sellswindows.php
(omfg reversi!!)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 03:39:34 am
What about bannana phone.... :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 08:06:24 am
http://www.pwned.nl/

For all you Counterstrike fans

:)

Aceley
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 10:16:23 am
I often wondered about that.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on January 31, 2005, 10:52:40 am
Terrorist in VW Polo.
http://shplorb.ods.org/stuff/video/VW_20_B2.mov

Meh, I don't see what the big deal is about.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 01:11:12 pm
I GOT SOMETHING RANDOM AND ANNOYING HERES SOME LAW KNOWLEDGE FOR ALL YOU NJ SPEEDERS LIKE ME

After an accumlation of 6 points, NJ state laws requires the offender to pay $150 and $25 for each additional point.

Now this is AFTER YOU PAY THE FINES.

son of a .... !!!!!!!!!!!

please dont say "well just dont speed" because i will commit suicide
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 01:20:28 pm
Ummm...for the sake of saving the life of a FA member....

"Don't exceed the posted speed signs"

Does that help....no.....umm......sorry.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2005, 03:12:34 pm
Hey, Francesca, move to West Virginia, especially in Fairmont!!!! The only policemen that are around are the ones that are at bars. I usually go 80 mph. Sometimes, I'll go 95 when I get pissed off at a driver going 50 in the passing lane!!! (My car only goes 100....)  :<
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2005, 09:41:52 am
What Is the Longest English Word?

The longest word to appear in standard English dictionaries is: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters). This is the name of a lung disease suffered by miners. It first appeared in Webster's New International Dictionary and then later in the second edition of the Oxford English Dictionary.

That word again...

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

we should create a thread with people trying to say it :roll1:

Aceley
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 01, 2005, 12:00:37 pm
hey random stuff guess what im in computer lit and my teacher has no idea idea wtf shes doing. i hate this class and i have work in an hour im gonna be late......

LALALALA *bangs head against computer desk until passes out*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 06, 2005, 12:41:55 pm
LMAO!!!!!!

Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his  English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he  rushed into a  lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very  quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete"

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland! ."

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof. "

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say,

'Polish Remover'."

p.s. if people from poland are called poles, are people from holland called holes? :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 03:00:40 am
Nice. Is that last comment one of those; Dog is to cat and Fish is to.....? Because if it is, my IQ is way too high to even contemplate answering that question :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 03:30:31 am
But!...................

Can you comtemplate the possibillites of the universe?  

I know all the answers....   ...  

E=MC²
"If everything is energy, then anything is possible."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 05:19:24 am
Something peculiar happened yesterday.
Claw was taking Matrix pics of me for his photoclass, much fun, but the batteries were to strong, so no result. We will try again though.
But when we left, our thoughts on Neo and the Matrix, there it was, on the car in front of us, a WHITE RABBIT. So of course we followed it... ;2)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 06:13:51 am
Anyone can contemplate the possibilities of the Universe, its getting anywhere thats takes intellegence. Anyway, Aaura, can you figure out how much of an affect Plato has on the Matrix?

ps. Charm, that is wierd. Are you sure you arn't playing far too much MxO? :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 07:45:57 am
Perhaps, perhaps... Reality fades sometimes *lol*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 08:08:17 am
Quote
can you figure out how much of an affect Plato has on the Matrix?


Let me counter that :)  

How do you measure affect?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 09:31:41 am
By measuring Cause :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 09:42:53 am
ah but there is no cause, that is when the effect is so strong, and that is why we call them "mysteries" of the universe .... ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2005, 10:32:35 am
you lost me.......
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 08, 2005, 03:31:50 am
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Aceley
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 09, 2005, 08:38:32 pm
CHARLIE SAYS: "Daddy, how was I born?"

DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!"

p.s. aceley, your avi is a bit too big ...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 09, 2005, 10:27:03 pm
AHHHH Big avatar! Please make smaller!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 10, 2005, 04:22:50 am
lol, ok, will make half size when i get home later

least it was random :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2005, 02:08:11 pm
Further proof that all you need to find idiots is a news crew and/or a video camera.

http://members.cox.net/bigheaded/UPS.wmv

http://members.cox.net/bigheaded/RedneckSurfing.wmv

P.S. - Aceley .... this is Weeeeeeeeeee

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 11, 2005, 02:59:24 pm
Damn women DRIVERS

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Nice, huh?  Can you guess who Big Jim & the Twins are? :)

This didn't happen to me by the way...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2005, 06:52:16 pm
OHEMJEE GEIZ LEIK I AHM TEH OENZOR NOW!!111//1//??
I CNA FLY N STUP BUHLITZ!!111!1MOrpheuz SeD I wuZ 1337
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2005, 07:04:33 pm
Random
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on February 18, 2005, 09:23:46 am
AAADD
(Age  Activated Attention Deficit Disorder),

I need to wash my car.  As I head towards the garage, I notice there's
mail on the hall table.  I decide to go through it before washing the car.  
I put my keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the bin and notice the
bin is full.  So I decide to put the bills back on the table to take out
the bin.  But then I think, since I'm near the postbox when I take out the
bin,
I might as well pay the bills first.  I take my cheque book off the
table,and see that there is only one cheque left, so I go to my desk in my
study,where I find a bottle of Coke I had been drinking.  I'm about to look
for my cheques when I notice that the Coke is warm, so I decide to put it in
the fridge.  I head towards the kitchen when a vase of flowers catches my
eye - they need water.  As I put the Coke down on the worktop, I notice my
glasses, which I've been looking for all morning.  I decide I had better
take them back to my desk, but first I must water the flowers.  I fill
a jug with water when I spot the TV remote on the kitchen table.  Tonight
when we want to watch TV we'll be looking for it, so I decide to take it back
to the TV room; but first I must water the flowers.  I splash some water on
them, but some spills onto the floor.  So I put the remote down to wipe up
the spill.  Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
planning todo.

Now it's the end of the day; the car isn't washed, the bills aren't
paid, there's a warm bottle of Coke on the worktop, the flowers aren't
watered, there's only one cheque in my cheque book, I can't find the remote or
my glasses, and I don't know what I did with the car keys.  I try to work
out why nothing got done today, and I'm baffled because I've been really
busy all day and now I'm really tired.  I realise this is a problem, and
I'll try to get some help, but first I'll check my e-mails.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 18, 2005, 09:32:55 am
dude .... ket .... are you spying on me?!?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 20, 2005, 03:24:21 pm
I have a sore throat. I sound really raspy.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on March 10, 2005, 10:36:24 am
OMG

I haven't laughed so much in a LOOOOOONG time.
Check it. Safe for work.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=afroninja.mpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on March 10, 2005, 12:15:24 pm
LOL! The more you watch it, the funnier it gets.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2005, 02:10:04 pm
lol, now if only we could see that in bullet time!
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on March 10, 2005, 03:57:57 pm
that is most def the funniest thing ever...he just kept going like nothing happened,
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2005, 02:19:57 am
weve all heard of special K but whatever happened to the regular K, and for that matter, what ever happened to Kay Ballard?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2005, 02:26:21 am
hey if you people want some retarded humor, check out this dumbass

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1432
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2005, 09:59:00 am
lol im in an internet cafe and i couldn't bring myself to let everyone see scorpion vs butt lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 11, 2005, 12:11:47 pm
Oh, wow. Another morning with the 'Mark all forums read' button... So if anyone said anything important that I didn't read. Blame the bonehead above me.

(http://garth.hn.org/zinkspam.gif)

No more cocoa puffs with coffee for you, Dink!
Title: randomness
Post by: ArchNemesis on March 11, 2005, 12:13:14 pm
w00t the revival of The DINK!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2005, 01:18:13 am
"F@%$ you shark!!!!!!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2005, 02:11:29 pm
Some things to keep you amused:

How to Impress a Woman:
* Wine her,
* Dine her,
* Call her,
* Hug her,
* Support her,
* Hold her,
* Surprise her
* Compliment her,
* Smile at her,
* Listen to her,
* Laugh with her,
* Cry with her,
* Romance her,
* Encourage her,
* Believe in her,
* Pray with her,
* Pray for her,
* Cuddle with her,
* Shop with her,
* Give her jewelry,
* Buy her flowers,
* Hold her hand,
* Write love letters to her,
* Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How to Impress a Man:
* Show up naked,
* Bring beer and chicken wings,
* Don't block the TV.

(This was meant for humor, as it is not entirely true. Half the things listed in "How to impress a woman" I personally disagree with, but for humor's sake, it's there)

And another:

HELPDESK..
--------------
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:  A grey one...
******
Customer: Hi, this is Celine.  I can't get my diskette out.
Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the eject button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good;  I'll make a note .."
Customer: Oh, no ...  wait a minute...  I hadn't inserted it yet.. it's still on my desk...  Sorry...
******
Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
******
Helpdesk:  Hello.  How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello...  I can't print.
Helpdesk: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me!  I'm not Bill Gates!
******
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
******
Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah..................Thank you.
******
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
******
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk:  Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: I don't know.  I can't get behind the computer
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.  Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here.  Ah...that one does work!
******
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
******
A customer couldn't get on the Internet.
Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes I'm sure.  I saw my colleague do it.
Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
******
Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:  Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
******
Customer: I have a huge problem.  A friend has put a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!
*******
And the winner is...

Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer:  Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2005, 02:43:59 pm
*One of my friends had to do an essay on why people are happy. She cracked me up when she presented me with this.*

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?


Your last name stays put.


The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental -- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 29, 2005, 11:54:29 pm
yay for randomness!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2005, 12:39:06 am
hedgehogs.....
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on March 30, 2005, 08:53:00 am
Sonic eh?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2005, 09:05:26 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/soypimpo/fukitol.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2005, 10:15:54 am
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/arch0n/xbeer-beergoggles.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2005, 01:09:14 am
This is really an eye opener.... Water or Coke? We all know that water is important but I've never seen it written down like this before.

WATER
1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

And now for the properties of COKE:

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

9. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.


For Your Info:

1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!


Now the question is, would you like a coke or a glass of water?
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on April 01, 2005, 01:17:35 am
I like to watch in the State of the United States Department of Labor and Industry of North America is not a Christian response to the terms of use and abuse in the news you can do to help you to know about your community’s contribution to the terms of service and long term car insurance quotes online from Jupiter’s known as the world’s longest surfboard!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2005, 03:38:03 am
ive had straight coke, syrup i mean, it didn't burn going down, but sure did when it came out :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2005, 11:08:28 pm
Talk about randomness..... has anyone done a search with 'matrix online' recently?

Looks like a few people are being suckered into buying 3 million info for 20+ dollars... Kinda sad when you can make 3 million info pretty darn quickly.

This link: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=4596&item=8182067905&rd=1 is just sad... it's obvious his intentions are to afk lvl someone (exploiting, most likely using the exploit we found).
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2005, 04:09:54 am
I think of something random to post later....

*EDIT*

11 minutes later.....

Found this trailer for MxO that I haven't seen anywhere before....

http://www.gametrailers.com/player.php?id=5276&type=wmv
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2005, 02:04:48 pm
well if u guys are giong to do something random, find the trailer for star wars 3
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on April 02, 2005, 02:13:50 pm
Ouch (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050221/80/fcwii.html)
Beer :) (http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm)
Monitor cleaner (http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf) NSFW! May offend ladies.

I'm sorry!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2005, 05:51:40 pm
Ahaha the monitor cleaner is great.  My monitor is squeaky clean right now.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2005, 05:53:38 pm
Quote from: "Zink"
well if you guys are giong to do something random, find the trailer for star wars 3

*bonk zink*

http://thefuriousangels.com/index.php?topic=2084

Trailer has been on this page.  Bad forum spammer, bad.  You don't even read you just spam.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2005, 08:47:27 pm
A few optical illusions...

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.asp
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 02, 2005, 09:26:07 pm
lol ristan i remember when that wasn't a flash animation .... yeah ... bastards lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on April 02, 2005, 10:33:26 pm
My PJ pants are blue.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 03, 2005, 03:59:47 am
I enjoy clubbing baby seals.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 07:58:46 am
I hate being at work...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 08:15:59 am
I have an interview today...if i get a job...what will happen to my 24 hour play time :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 08:21:07 am
Pave The Whales!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 09:13:56 am
test test
self made sig test
blah blah blah
blah blah
blah
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on April 04, 2005, 09:30:48 am
i like pie!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 09:49:15 am
A unicorn is a wussy ass sig for a badass name like Adrenaline.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 02:56:06 pm
the unicorn is a personal thing, dont knock it. :) but if you have other ideas, feel free to let me know :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 02:57:25 pm
How about a syringe :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 03:23:47 pm
Don't do it Lel! Jobs are over rated and seriuously cut into your MxO time! Right now I could be at home, making up for lost time but no, I am here... pretending to work...

If you squint real hard and turn your head sideways, the unicorn can kinda look like a syringe.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 04:29:47 pm
yah if youve already taken the drugs?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 05:54:41 pm
adrenaline .... maybe a shoe ..... cuz adrenaline is a rush ..... or .... umm ..... there are various forms of this:

http://bf031.k12.sd.us/images/track_shoe2_.gif

so, for random sake, i forgot john malcovich is an alum here at ISU, he came for a Q&A today. some fun quotes from him:

"i learned that when people get bored, they throw programs .... and one learns to duck."

girl in the audience: "what would you suggest to someone who wants to start a theatre?"
jm: "um, ok .... let me give you the number for my ex-psychiatrist ...."

oh, and technically he didn't graduate. something to do with the constitution test and he kind of didn't take it ... so they gave him a diploma today as well LOL
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 05:59:42 pm
I wish i could get a diplomia after not completing college. But then again i get my associates degree in november so im not worried. (crosses fingers)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 07:06:43 pm
John Malkovich is a cool dude.  He's definately on my mental list of people I'd like to meet.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2005, 10:39:14 pm
he was high-lareous. we played "let's stump john" for a little over an hour .... and definately got him on the first or second question ... silly kids asking him philisophical questions ..... pffffffffttt ... had some good things to say about auditions and life in general. glad i went.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2005, 12:53:45 pm
i have a double major in computer games and xbox, with a minor in playstation
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 14, 2005, 03:41:37 pm
A nice joke I heard from a friend in the south....
-------------------------------------------------------------------

A filthy rich man in North Carolina decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in"

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."

"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 14, 2005, 04:33:33 pm
Pfft.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 14, 2005, 07:06:24 pm
after over 10 years of playing horn, i am finally getting one of my own ... *drool*

actually, this is an intermediate, not professional horn, but for the price and the stated quality, it doesn't look like a bad horn. currently, it fits my playing purposes. i was literally jumping up and down when my step-dad called and said to go ahead and bid on it .... GAHHHH!!!! *does a happy dance*

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16215&item=7313701574&rd=1
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 12:16:23 am
BEEjAJjajaJAJwHUjjAHajjbjababjehaheafje
wjklajwoboapwoefifjehejzzxcznsdjnxvmnlfvnzx
mcnwkefsf!!11!111@#$9!!!!11!!1one!

fhqwhgads?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 12:28:25 am
omg!!!! fhqwhgads rock my marching socks right off!!! i actually saw two people wearing shirts/hoodies with the cheat on them today, and it made me smile :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 12:42:41 am
Grim, help me out. What is fhqwhgads? And does it work for other pieces of clothing? What I am getting at is, if it rocks your socks off, perhaps it could work for....just curious. Help a brotha out.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 12:56:17 am
Sorry to hijack but.... trying out my new sig!


edit: SOB, where is it?!?!?
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on April 15, 2005, 01:27:10 am
LOUD NOISES!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 02:12:56 am
omegus: visit http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html .... those emails are hysterical. the cheat is my hero :)

apollo: there are two places to enter your sig. one is through "residual selfimage" on the top left module. enter your sig like this:

(http://www.site.com/pic.gif)

then look up at the top of this forum page and click on "profile" and enter the same thing. one of the two overrides the other and i will never remember which, so it's best to just put it in both. :)

kosila: can you please ask the voices in your head to keep it down a bit? i can't hear mine ....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 02:35:40 am
Don't tell me you never heard of strongbad!?

There too many skits I like with him, but for homestar, definately this one takes the prize: http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 03:20:03 pm
Lol fluffyPuff
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 06:51:12 pm
I have the whole fhqwhgads song committed to memory.

I'm just that awesome.

fhqwhgads is just that awesome.
Title: Re: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 15, 2005, 07:23:27 pm
Ar3 j00 3l337 eN0u&h
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 16, 2005, 03:14:50 am
OMG!!!! All 4 real-life females in the faction, all on TS at the same time!! You should be sad you missed it, great times were had by all, including cake all around! :p

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/grimkitten/omg.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on April 16, 2005, 03:47:00 am
w00t I was there!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2005, 11:16:22 am
I'm really bored and someone i haven't talked to in 18 months decides to talk to me again and i have that stupid coke song stuck in my head....

"you put the lime in the coke you nut"
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on April 17, 2005, 09:40:26 pm
WOW! Four REAL females?! :p

WOW! I have 2 exams tomorrow! :D

SHIT! I should study :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2005, 04:30:28 pm
let's take a moment of silence for a moment of irony:

so last night, we were all chillin, doing missions, the combat clinic had just finished, etc. altab gets online and says that internet people need to work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, 365 days a year. i responded with hmmm i am a musician and can only count to four. :p

within the hour, my entire college campus lost all outside internet connection for the rest of the night. bastards! i could get onto the school site, and my school e-mail, but no other sites, or AIM, or TS. it was like .... wtf?! so around 10 or 1030pm it went out, i thought it was my computer so i freaked out and went on a cleaning spree, then a kid from upstairs called saying his internet was out, too. it still wasn't back up this morning but came back up sometime while i was at class.

moral of the story: please don't talk about losing internet ... or bash network people ... you never know what powers you might have over others' gaming!! LOL!! :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on April 22, 2005, 06:52:23 pm
http://starterupsteve.com/swf/blackdudefalling.html

http://fun.drno.de/flash/BigRedButton.swf
 
http://www.eviltree.de/zoomquilt/zoom.htm
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 22, 2005, 08:17:44 pm
(http://www.screamingpickle.com/fromweb/garycoleman/leavegarycolemanalonebanner.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on April 23, 2005, 03:17:07 am
OMG KET! Those are the most amazing links in the world! :P That was fun....I should be studying....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2005, 02:36:28 am
LOL i got this in an e-mail the other day

http://sstnoiwnsx.0iat4ecr.com/ifyrvfxyrzsx/vnsvxzqtdz/ggyzosidgb/orex1

wow .... yeah .... wasn't there a chic from the sirens named orexis? ... yeah .... little blue pill .... hell, i think she even had a sig on the main forums with her name written like that ... O_o ..... so ..... yeah .... irony much? :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 13, 2005, 07:31:08 am
http://members.lycos.co.uk/lookehere/bruits.pps

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Card-Trick
Title: randomness
Post by: ArchNemesis on May 13, 2005, 08:11:16 am
yeah that shit is crazy... i got a friend that lives down here that can do shit like that.. we call him david blaine :P i'll see if i can find some vids to upload :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2005, 10:45:36 am
The greatest flash video ever created. Period. (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/)
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 13, 2005, 11:32:13 am
Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Not the badgers again!
I don't think you've read through all these posts, have you Sared, hmmmm? HMMMMM???

The greatest flash video ever created. Period. (http://www.transbuddha.com/alphamonkey/html/trevor.html)


BUT WAIT!!!

OMG


O M F G

Magical Trevor 2! You heard me ... TWO!! (http://gprime.net/flash.php/magicaltrevor2)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2005, 12:50:02 pm
FUNNY
http://www.hahahumor.com/funny-pictures/aboss.gif

-------------------------EDIT

Most Disturbing Video ever


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php


-----------------------EDIT

most Second Disturbing Video

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/happyman.php

Women Beater!!!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2005, 02:04:35 pm
HAHA i love the woman getting knocked around, but i dont think the guy used a big enough book.  Just my opinion.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 13, 2005, 02:41:04 pm
happyman was nice, other have been done ;) You have to watch right to the end with happyman, no matter how long it takes....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2005, 04:23:08 pm
FEH! Trevor has nothing on Badgers! We could drag salad fingers into this......
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 13, 2005, 09:01:16 pm
i love the woman beater thing .... but i agree with orien ... he should have used a sledgehammer and put her out of her misery ... :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2005, 09:26:27 am
http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.gif

http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult2.gif
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on May 14, 2005, 05:36:18 pm
lol some crazy stuff in this post. I like it! :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2005, 05:50:50 pm
He's a bit of randomness for everyone.........I'm bored  :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2005, 05:59:35 pm
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2005, 10:51:56 pm
beer...

EDIT - hiccups

Sleep....

:D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 14, 2005, 11:17:54 pm
I am watching texas poker on the Travel Channel. Now let's get in on the action:

Johnny gots a ace queen.......Devil Fish calls $10,000 with a 5 and 4..........Phil calls $10,000 with a Jack and 9........flop is 9, 2, 2..........johnny goes all in with $159,000..........devil fish folds........phil folds............johnny wins pot.....    :<
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 15, 2005, 07:26:04 am
Damn!

That Devil Fish gets everywhere.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 15, 2005, 04:12:11 pm
i heart texas hold 'em :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 15, 2005, 04:59:52 pm
I <3 pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain, :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2005, 03:34:24 am
Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell dolphins they love them.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2005, 05:14:35 am
What kind od randomnisisisisisisy stuff?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2005, 09:00:30 am
randomness is fun
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on May 16, 2005, 10:25:41 am
I'm having chicken soup and Bawls for breakfast, and I have a mosquito bite on my back.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2005, 02:13:46 pm
http://www.wimp.com/mockery/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 16, 2005, 02:31:09 pm
lol sharp i've seen those before, they're great :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on May 16, 2005, 06:01:16 pm
lol...  bookmarked!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2005, 12:55:49 am
my friend decided to write me a poem. i think he was drunk at the time. and yes, his nickname for me is fluffy or fluffers, and he will go to hell for it. so here goes:

Ode to Fluffers

Over the lips
Around the Tongue
Look out stomach
Here it comes....





......Damn Hairball.......
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 17, 2005, 03:52:09 am
This is dedicated to every man who ever attempted to get into a regular
workout routine.  A must read!


Dear Diary...

For my 28th birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of
personal training at the Virgin Active for me.  Although I am still in great
shape since playing on my high school rugby team, I decided it would be a
good idea to go ahead and give it a try.  I called the club and made my
reservations with a personal trainer I'll call Cindy, who identified herself
as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and
swim wear.  My wife seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started.  The
club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.



Monday:

Started my day at 6:00am.  Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well
worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Cindy waiting for me.
She is something of a Greek goddess - with blond hair, dancing eyes and a
dazzling white smile.  Woo Hoo!!  Cindy gave me a tour and showed me the
machines.  She took my pulse after five minutes on the treadmill.  She was
alarmed that my pulse was so fast, but I attribute it to standing next to
her in her Lycra aerobic outfit.

I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics
class after my workout today.  Very inspiring.  Cindy was encouraging as I
did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the
whole time she was around.  This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!



Tuesday:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.  Cindy
made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air-then she put
weights on it!  My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made
the full mile.

Cindy's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile.  Feel GREAT!!  It's a whole
new life for me.



Wednesday:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter
and moving my mouth back and forth over it.  I believe I have a hernia in
both pectorals.  Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop.  I
parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.  Cindy was impatient with
me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.  Her voice is a
little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this
nasally whine that is VERY annoying.  My chest hurt when I got on the
treadmill, so Cindy put me on the stair monster.  Why the hell would anyone
invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?
Cindy told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.  She said some
other rubbish too.




Thursday:

Cindy was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin,
cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl.  I couldn't help being a half
an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Cindy took me to work out with dumbbells.  When she was not looking, I ran
and hid in the men's room.  She sent Lars to find me, then, as punishment,
she put me on the rowing machine - which I sank.



Friday:

I hate that bitch Cindy more than any human being has ever hated any other
human being in the history of the world.  Stupid, skinny, anaemic little
cheerleader.

If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would
beat her with it.  Cindy wanted me to work on my triceps.  I don't have any
triceps!  And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the
barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich (which I am sure you
learned in the sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum laude
from).  The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition
teacher.  Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or
the choir director?



Saturday:

Cindy left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice
wondering why I did not show up today.  Just hearing her made me want to
smash the machine with my planner.  However, I lacked the strength to even
use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather
Channel.



Sunday:

I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and
thank GOD that this week is over.  I will also pray that next year my wife
(the B***H)

will choose a gift for me that is fun - like a root canal or vasectomy.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2005, 04:10:59 am
I found these two fan vids on fileplanet today (even though they've been out for a while). You may need to register with fileplanet before you can dl them.

This is a 10 minute film that parodies the burly brawl. Absolutely hilarious!

http://www.fileplanet.com/150990/150000/fileinfo/The-Matrix-Online---C-vs.-M-Movie



This one is a short movie (17 mins) that follows the very basic formula. Guy loses girl, guy searches for girl, guy finds girl. It's actually not that bad and has some funny moments as well (theres a bloopers section after the credits, and also shows the great MA tourney in beta, you can see a group of us sitting in the distance).

http://www.fileplanet.com/150780/150000/fileinfo/The-Matrix-Online---Fiaz-Chronicles-Movie






*Gasp* http://www.fileplanet.com/150678/150000/fileinfo/The-Matrix-Online---Furious-Angels

How did that sneak it's way into fileplanet? :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on May 17, 2005, 03:18:39 pm
OMG!!! Ketamininja's avatar blinks!!! I JUST NOTICED THAT!!! :D

That's awesome!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2005, 05:59:29 am
According to a french magazine, 79% of the french women, don't shave their armpits.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2005, 06:06:07 am
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
 
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
 
ABBOTT: Mac?
 
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
 
ABBOTT: Your computer?
 
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?
 
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
 
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
 
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
 
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
 
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the  windows?
 
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
 
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and  software.
 
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
 
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to  write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do  you have?
 
ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
 
ABBOTT: I just did.
 
COSTELLO: You just did what?
 
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
 
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
 
ABBOTT: Yes.
 
COSTELLO: For my office?
 
ABBOTT: Yes.
 
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.
 
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
 
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
 
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's  just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a  proposal. What do I need?
 
ABBOTT: Word.
 
COSTELLO: What word?
 
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
 
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
 
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
 
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
 
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't  start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I  watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.

COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
 
ABBOTT: Real One.

COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch reels 2  , 3 and 4. Can I watch them?

ABBOTT: Of course.

COSTELLO: Great! With what?

ABBOTT: Real One.
 
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a  movie. What do I do?

ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".

COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?

ABBOTT: The blue "1".

COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?

ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for windows"!

ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the  world.

COSTELLO: It is?
 
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words  left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out  there.

COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
 
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
 
ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
 
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 18, 2005, 06:12:17 am
Instant classic.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on May 18, 2005, 09:46:05 pm
Ah... its been a while!  Thx Ratio
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2005, 09:52:52 pm
................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz   *yawns*

somebody plz shoot me already.............zzzzzzzzzzzz
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 18, 2005, 10:27:14 pm
Peanut butter oreos rock my world.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 03:10:58 am
hmm, are there any cemeteries in mxo? if not, i wonder why... actually i just wanted one for a screenshot of something im working on.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 04:24:51 am
Ferris what is your avatar a picture of?

To me it looks like an animated version of one of the characters from the musical "Cats"

 =P



"And we all say, Oh well oh never was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees!"

Grim comes in second. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 08:05:33 am
lmao mistoffolees rocks my socks :p actually, that looks like ..... bah i forget the name of that cartoon! i dunno if it's a character from he-man, or else the show was on right around the same time lol but it's familiar
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 08:33:15 am
xorcyst: ashencourte kinda has a cemetary feel to it
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 20, 2005, 08:57:38 am
nono, is that not ThunderCats? ... Thunder, Thunder THUNDERCATS .... HOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 05:13:17 pm
yeaaaaaahhh!! that's it!!! lol

ket you're the man with a thousand ... eyes .... on ... tv ..... errr ..... i quit :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 06:52:00 pm
It's Wilycat from Thundercats.  I get a little nostalgic and teary eyed just thinking about that gem of a show.  Gotta represent the eighties!

LOL, Cats: The Cartoon.  How awesomely bad would that be?!? :-)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2005, 10:14:39 pm
now we just need someone with a 'denver: the last dinosaur' avatar. that dinosaur ruled. :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2005, 03:00:39 am
Hahaha oh my sometimes I miss the good ol days with SWG

http://vnfiles.ign.com/starwars/movies/ws_baby_got_back.wmv


Baby got back!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2005, 02:30:20 am
heh, I was going though some old screenies, found a pic of when grim was still a 'kitty'

http://www.hackutah.org/gallery/TMO/screenshot_8
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2005, 09:17:45 am
lol, when they told me that i couldn't get my name because it was linked to MY other account, which they couldn't delete ... then overnight they randomly changed it without telling me ... bastards ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2005, 12:34:57 pm
eh, at least you have yours, I cant get mine with out the 801 on the end. then again, I'd laugh if sometime later this year there's a dev character named 'Adrenaline' and that's why the name isnt available. hehe.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on May 31, 2005, 12:15:44 am
So Acidic stumbled upon this tonight, and shared it on TS.

http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/index.php

Tbone says he can't decide whether he should sign up for the service or to be an employee of the service.

We all had quite a laugh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 12:23:50 am
the randomness thread needs to be stickified. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 01:28:54 am
(http://img244.echo.cx/img244/9135/01322sa.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 05:03:46 am
lol^  ???
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 05:28:02 am
OMFG! THANK YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT IMAGINARY GIRLFRIENDS WEB SITE. oh my god! i feel the most ultimate prank i have ever pulled on anyone comming on. i need to get this to my friends and scheme together.

oh, and well, i dont keep up with this thread, just finally decided to check it out due to it always beeing at the top of my list, but if we're still doing word of the days, dont know if anyone has used this one, but how's about:

Defenestrate
To throw out of a window
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 31, 2005, 09:12:51 am
Old and Bored? (http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/items531/763.wmv)

You MUST watch this (http://pbc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/animal.wmv)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 02:16:33 pm
w00t! 100th post! ph33|2  m`/  l33t  p057463  5|<111z
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 31, 2005, 02:36:13 pm
J'41 7|235 l337, j'41 p057 3n f|24nc415!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 02:43:49 pm
Ristan...

That is the cutest thing... ever!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 02:46:35 pm
Data Node One - translated to l33t

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=hckr&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthematrixonline.warnerbros.com%2Fweb%2Flive%2Findex.jsp

Just hit 'Dialectize'!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 03:11:56 pm
Some other Furious Angel guilds out there...........

http://www.furious-angels.co.uk/

http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.aspx?GuildID=28843&TabID=258924

http://www.fa-gaming.com/

http://www.damienstone.com/forums/


EDIT: That is a freaky tool Beleev! :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 03:18:35 pm
heh, ristan, i remember one of those clans, i don't remember which, i'd imagine the second from the bottom link. they werea multi-gaming guild and going to play mxo and we were already there so there was this short discussion where they tried to get into MxO as FA, and we were like ... fuck no. hehe.

and beleev .... i think i popped something in my brain looking at that ... O_o
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2005, 03:27:34 pm
Quote from: "Beleev"
Data Node One - translated to l33t

[url]http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=hckr&url=http%3A%2F%2Fthematrixonline.warnerbros.com%2Fweb%2Flive%2Findex.jsp[/url]

Just hit 'Dialectize'!


peace, and teht hings lamers do to wreX0r it!!!!!!!11~~~~
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on June 02, 2005, 10:58:31 pm
More randomness!  

http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2005, 10:56:09 pm
I'll call the others 'furious angels guilds' but I surely wont call us a guild, the abbreviation is devastating. :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2005, 11:00:41 pm
Hahaha, I agree adrenaline. :)

I can't decide if I want to be a numerator or denominator in a "fRaction" though =P I still don't understand how that lingo came to be.......
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2005, 11:09:46 pm
my boss's wedding was this weekend ... all his groomsmen now call me "guns" and "pipes" ... the one best man (there were two) even got his 2 year-old daughter running up to me going "hi guns!!" .... d'oh >_<
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2005, 12:12:18 am
wait...I think I mighta missed something...but uh...why do they call you 'guns' and or 'pipes'?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2005, 12:20:13 pm
cuz i got GUNZ ... aka big man arms lol ... okay, the rehearsal dinner was at a bar (it was a pretty nice bar, actually, small, but nice), and me and the other video guy were hanging out with the boss and his groomsmen outside the bar afterwards, and my boss, half-drunk, decides to tell them i can kick any one of their asses, and proceeds to make me flex for them ... yeah ... >_<
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 06, 2005, 12:36:13 pm
http://www.jezzball.net/img/chat//p/AMP_1033367458.gif
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2005, 10:10:23 pm
cute fuse...you can borrow my kitten if you want to make your own video..but you'll have to come out here to get her ;) hehe
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 06, 2005, 10:15:47 pm
damn fuse, that cat's got some skill0rz, yo! perhaps you should put him on your payroll :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on June 07, 2005, 12:24:23 am
Well.. I finally post on the Random Thread... With Secrets from the ancient pot smoking Gerbil Masters.
 http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/mantra/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 12:59:36 am
heh, Grim, that's awesome, they should totally make an in game /flex emote. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 04:31:42 am
have you seen my beachball? ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 05:58:23 am
dont think I have....
/me hides..
:)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 06:57:30 am
picture I just took of where I usually play MxO:
http://www.hackutah.org/public/matrixdesk.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 07, 2005, 11:42:33 am
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/congress.jpg
http://johndiesattheend.com/fewgood.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 07, 2005, 12:02:53 pm
February 9, 2013:

Andy Wachowski answers his PHONE. On the other end is the VOICE of Joel Silver.

JOEL
Andy! Great to hear from you again.
Has your brother gone into labor yet?

ANDY
What do you want, Joel?
I told you we're not doing-

JOEL
-a Matrix part 7. Yes, I know.
But we've talked to Keanu and he
swears he can drop 50 pounds and-

ANDY
Dammit, Joel. Neo died in part 6.
AGAIN. It's the fourteenth time he's
died in the series. We showed his body
being burned and his ashes being shot
into the sun. We even had that
scene at the end where God himself came
down from Heaven and declared that Neo
and Trinity would never, ever, ever
return lest all of existance be unmade.

JOEL
Oh, I'm glad you mentioned Trinity.
Carrie-Ann is close to signing-

ANDY
Joel, I'm getting death threats from fans.


JOEL
You're breaking up here, I'm almost out of
my service area. Quickly, we got Joe
Pantaliano's verbal agreement to do the film
in exchange for some food and a better box
to sleep in-

ANDY
Joel, you do this, and I WILL KILL YOU.
Do you understand?

JOEL
-and Warner wants this one PG-13.
It'll be tough, but I told them you
were my guys and you could do it.
So we're just gonna take out all
of the fight scenes, it's perfect.
It's better than perfect, I love it.

ANDY
AGH!

JOEL
Also - I'm blueskying with Gabriel
and he suddenly says -and you will
LOVE this- that if the movies were
only a half hour long, we could have like
thirty showings a day. So we're thinking,
"How to trim the time?" and it hits
me. The bullet time! It's in slow motion,
for crissakes, right? You ditch that,
you're in at 30 minutes with a whisper!

ANDY
KILL YOU. BULLETS IN YOU AND KILL.
SO MUCH ANGRY. JUST.

JOEL
I TOLD Gabriel you'd love it. Also,
I'll need a script by nine tonight.

LARRY
NO!

JOEL
...and the money truck will be by around 9:30.

ANDY
Oh.


A pause.

ANDY
Yeah, alright.

LARRY
Actually, those were some great ideas, Joel.

JOEL
Homerun Joel! That's why you
guys call me Homerun Joel!


We hear a CLICK and a DIAL TONE.

LARRY
But that's not what we call him.

ANDY
Shut up and get your writing pad.

THE END
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 12:10:51 pm
ROFLMAO!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 01:42:09 pm
fuse, you never cease to amuse me ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 07, 2005, 01:52:02 pm
"Some study by some scientist at some university done on some women finds that somewhere around 90%-ish of women list "humor" as the number one thing they look for in a mate."

As stupid as I just wrote that, it's a real study, I just forgot the exact number and who, where, and when it was done. I use to study the art of women fishing, or 'how-to-get-a-date', when I was in my younger years.

Yeah, so thank Grim. I work hard for your amusment.




(hows that for random?)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2005, 03:21:30 pm
heh, that was awesome, laughed my ass off.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 09, 2005, 10:01:47 am
(http://x4.putfile.com/5/15006091436.jpg)

Sorry ladies...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 09, 2005, 10:08:33 am
lol oh how I love that.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2005, 10:12:46 am
LMAO!

& fuse, you had the 444th post.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2005, 12:44:24 pm
forum spam spam spam spam

yay for work, be prepared for upsage of kitten trolling, and where are those bastards with my lunch!?

and now, for your viewing pleasure, dancing kirby!!!!

<(^.^<)   <(^. ^)>   (>^.^)>   (>^.^<)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2005, 02:34:28 pm
I could watch dancing kirby all day. Look at em go!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 09, 2005, 02:44:26 pm
I'm at work, and very very sleepy.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2005, 03:40:12 pm
uhoh, the kirbies broke out into a fight! no! #3!!! (@^_^)=@<(X_X<)   <==(>_<)==|XX@=(^_^@)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2005, 01:42:29 am
yay for dancing kirby :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 10, 2005, 09:04:02 am
I had read the original Matrix script before, but never read the revised 1997 "final" version, and I found a great quote that I know grim will appretiate. (By the way, this is real)

"
In the distance, we see the ruins of a future Chicago
protruding from the wasteland like the blackened ribs of a
long-dead corpse.

                         MORPHEUS
          'The desert of the real.'

Beneath us, the lake is gone.

We turn and descend, spiraling down toward the lake bed
which is scorched and split like burnt flesh, where we
find Morpheus and Neo.

                        MORPHEUS
          The average temperature in Chicago
          these days is minus eighty degrees
          Celsius.  Of course, the wind chill
          makes it feel like minus one-twenty.

       "
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2005, 10:51:27 am
lmao ...... >^_^<

SUMMON YOUR SQUIRRELS!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2005, 10:39:13 pm
I dont think Ive heard you yell 'summon your squirrels!' since sometime around end of beta. hehe.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2005, 08:38:22 am
so, at work, we decided, that when floppy disks don't work once, we just trash them instead of bothering to see if it's the computer or the disk. so yesterday, this set of disks was being retarded, my boss (sevker) throws them on the floor and yells:

GET ME A BASEBALL BAT!! .... and some jell-o ....

^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on June 14, 2005, 12:39:28 pm
mmmm jell-o
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2005, 12:50:25 pm
damnit, now i want some pudding.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 14, 2005, 12:50:38 pm
j-e-ll-oh baby
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2005, 12:57:47 pm
thats it. im runnin out and buying some pudding. damn you all! :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 14, 2005, 02:18:39 pm
Damn you with your confusing English.

I love Jelly, but if I want it over there, I need to ask for Jell-o.
If I ask for Jelly over there, I'll get some Jam.

WTF?

:S
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2005, 02:27:38 pm
blame bill cosby and the commercials

"j-e-l-l-o! it's aliiiiiiive!!!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 14, 2005, 02:36:26 pm
"Ys see kids, life is like a box of chocolates, no wait, wait-it's more like a jello puddin pop, or wait I mean it's kinda like kodak film. e-heh-heh-heh."
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 15, 2005, 04:19:23 am
We want to play a prank on a fellow office member who is away at a conference all week.
Suggestions are:

(http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/nsnodgrass/2005/01/12/pic01340_1.jpg)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/119/1594/320/pic06021_1.jpg)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/img/119/1594/640/pic19964_1.jpg)

:D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2005, 04:31:29 am
the plant/keyboard has my vote
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 15, 2005, 08:43:42 am
Keyboard in the desk gets mine. It's lasting while the plant can be taken care of and the stuff can be unwrapped.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 15, 2005, 10:04:20 am
UK ... Crazy Frog mania (not me). Number #1 in the chart Crzy Frog and Axel F.
I found it great that in the US they simply call it what it is: "That annoying thang".

If you hate it:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10698
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2005, 02:25:01 pm
dude, no way, the newspaper thing, it wud take him hours to unwrap that stuff.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2005, 02:25:28 pm
dont mind me, stupid double post. rock on with teh randomness.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 16, 2005, 09:19:54 am
....



HAVE


YOU


HEARD


THIS



BEST PRANK ORDER EVER.
And its UK Radio :)

Check it: http://www.lookatentertainment.com/nneu231nd1zd823/vids/v-865.wmv
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 17, 2005, 11:38:45 am
We went for the newspaper wrapping, and the keyboard through the desk.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 18, 2005, 12:19:10 am
I ordered 27 new records last week and they came in earlier tonight. Looks like I won't be on MxO that much!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2005, 02:04:02 am
i listened to his first set ... it was ..... *dances*
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 21, 2005, 04:16:15 pm
(http://a.abclocal.go.com/images/wls/wls_061705_kitten.jpg)

June 17, 2005 (ROSEBURG, Ore.) — A newborn kitten recently entered the world with two faces and, hopefully, at least nine lives. Gemini was born Sunday with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes.

"I kind of feel sorry for her, because I can't know for a fact if she's going to live or die," its owner, Lee Bluetear of Glide, told the (Roseburg) News-Review. "If she makes it, she should be a perfectly normal and healthy cat. Other than having two faces."

Roseburg veterinarian Alan Ross, who examined the kitten on Tuesday, said he can't estimate the kitten's life span. He said when he first saw the kitten, he wouldn't have given her more than a 10 percent chance of survival.

"With the three of our veterinarians here, we have a combined total of 50 years of experience," Ross said. "We have never seen anything like this."

Bluetear, 40, said Gemini is much stronger and drinking more milk than in its first few days. Ross said that if the kitten does survive, it might need surgery to remove the extra tissue in between its two mouths.

Bluetear has been breeding different kinds of animals, starting with dogs, since 1980. Roughly three years ago, she discovered a litter of smaller than normal kittens she calls "miniature cats."

She now has plans to market the miniature cats, which grow to about 4 pounds, on the Internet.

Gemini was born to a miniature mother and a full-size father.

"Everybody is totally amazed that this thing exists," Bluetear said.

Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 21, 2005, 04:28:20 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed


.... very nice .... ^_^ :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 21, 2005, 04:45:46 pm
said not "rewritten", not copied and pasted. =)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 21, 2005, 05:11:01 pm
lol i know, but words like "broadcast" and "redestributed" have very vague definitions ^_^

so ... proud ... *pats back*

next thing you know, you will be borrowing candy wrappers from the local gas station!! addaboy!!

jk :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on June 21, 2005, 06:47:19 pm
I had read about that but not seen any photos... Very interesting.  

Also nice mix Fuse!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 21, 2005, 06:57:15 pm
ty sir...
http://67.175.125.74/1/!DJFuse-DDay1Mix.mp3
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2005, 12:58:54 am
OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!!1!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 08:44:03 am
I love a BBQ.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 22, 2005, 10:20:52 am
Two faced kitten?

I have just the thing for it.
A 5 legged kitten:

(http://www.bizarremag.com/front_bizarre_hp_images/dir_0/bizarre_hp_pic_309.jpg)
Quote
A STAR IS BORN   
This kitten was born with 5 legs in Changfu Street, Nanjing, China. The extra leg of the kitty, which grows in the middle of its back legs, is just like the other normal ones.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 10:31:25 am
Randomness:
I feel sick at work. Fighting over emails is so stupid and stressful.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2005, 10:56:17 am
speaking of the weird cat, someone sent me a link recently...
this dog:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2005/6/19/nation/11262103&sec=nation
and that cat should be friends. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 11:03:59 am
Maybe he's part spider...

...



...


no?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2005, 11:30:47 am
I thought that as well, till some smartass reminded me that spider is 8 legs, insect is 6 or whatever. heh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 11:40:45 am
some spiders have only 6 legs.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2005, 11:46:28 am
but do they have 2 penii? :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 11:50:12 am
maybe. I never stare, it's rude
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 02:39:02 pm
GRIM! Get on AIM!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2005, 02:47:31 pm
roffle
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 22, 2005, 06:13:20 pm
I just got a hard to find record I ordered from our friendly neighbors, the canadians. Pendulum's "Back to you".



BUUAHAHHAA!!!! THIS RECORD IS AWESOME!
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 23, 2005, 10:16:56 am
Need help with the chores? (http://video.gprime.net/media/video/blowdarts.wmv)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 10:22:31 am
I see that's called "blowdarts.wmv". Is that work safe? Cause I came across something last week involving a straw, a balloon, and a naked woman with an odd tallent.
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Post by: ArchNemesis on June 23, 2005, 10:34:35 am
And the pink cheese said hello...
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 10:38:28 am
heh. awesome clip
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 10:47:40 am
I finally got my FTP server running. =)

67.175.125.74
port: 9002
UN: FA
PW: fusewashere

Feel free to upload stuff to me. Please.
When I left the house earlier today I forgot to add my folders to that account name.
When I get home today you'll be able to DL my movies and music. Until then you can just upload surprises to me!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 01:34:21 pm
hehe ... surprises ... hehehe ..... *evil grin*
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 01:38:46 pm
Ut oh... Did you leave me something in your special folder, grim?
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 01:42:15 pm
hehehehe ... .wait til i get home from work .... hehehehee .... *rubs hands together*
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 01:59:12 pm
"If tricycles came with guns, we'd all be safe."
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 02:00:16 pm
"If condoms came with guns...." oh nevermind.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 02:52:23 pm
this thread now makes me feel more confused than a baby in a topless bar.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 02:55:02 pm
fuse had post number 500 in this thread

pickle
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 02:56:42 pm
and yet my head spins faster. like the sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. heh.
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:01:03 pm
though only the lord knows my mind the way the green green grass in the dessert... yes, the dessert, blows through her hair in the wild. Welcome to the jungle, we have fun and games. When we play hard, we work less and dance until the sun ferments in the tub that was.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 03:12:18 pm
WTF? ADRENALINE STOLE MY LINE!!!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 03:14:28 pm
a TIRE .... hit her ... in the FACE

... this thread is almost a year old ... O_O
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:19:08 pm
9:13, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowly daylight crept in through the bandages, and I could see, but something else had changed inside of me. That day I had my first headache.


9:22, Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood.
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:20:20 pm
When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere.
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Post by: Ketamininja on June 23, 2005, 03:21:26 pm
uh, where was that quoted from again?
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 03:22:55 pm
no joke ... that's pretty depressing .... *poke*

so ... how bout dem wookiees? ... they're ...... hairy .... :p
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:23:02 pm
Pi

11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 23, 2005, 03:32:37 pm
Thats right, Pi :) Probably meant Phi ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:33:50 pm
Phi? huh? Nope, Pi.

I want Pie.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 03:35:44 pm
i like pahhhhhhhhhhhhh, pahhhhhhhh, pahhhhhhhhh

-weebl
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:36:46 pm
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:37:04 pm
Is it sad I do all these from memory?
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 03:43:30 pm
yes. now do spaceballs.

that's my virgin alarm. it's designed to go off before you do.
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:46:36 pm
Merchandisin' merchandisin' merchandisin'!
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:49:01 pm
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

It's Mega Maid. She gone from suck to blow.
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 03:52:05 pm
We are gathered here today to join Princess Vespa and Princess Val.. Sorry, its the hair.. Prince Vallium in...

(Should I just paste the script in?)
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 23, 2005, 04:00:18 pm
I'm a little upload monkey ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 04:07:11 pm
So THAT's why it's a bit slow right now.... I'm DLing a bunch of stuff from home to my work comp.

That's a damn creepy lookin kitty. Cute, but creepy.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 23, 2005, 04:12:49 pm
awwww its so cute. Its the runt of the litter and crazy!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 04:23:41 pm
BTW, I will be changing around the folder format when I get home to accomodate a few other users...like grim can't see the "FA" user folders right now. Not like it will affect you ket, or anyone who has connected, but this is a random thread, and I like talking about something I own. It's the power hungry manly man in me really. rar.

yeah.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 04:38:30 pm
Fuse you're beginning to scare me...but it is the random thread....


btw...anyone got coconuts...cause I know where to get some :)

tootles
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 05:01:49 pm
"Blessed are the shallow, depth they'll never find."
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 05:36:01 pm
... i have a coconut bra ... but no whole coconuts .... that's .... nevermind :p
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 05:47:07 pm
Did you know you only use ten precent of your brain? Mind if I play with the rest?
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 07:24:46 pm
BOO!
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Post by: Styan on June 23, 2005, 08:16:23 pm
ahhhh!  heh 200th post for me... what better place to have it than in the random thread!

Can only add fuel to the fire at this point.
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 08:23:20 pm
By the way, I madea  few changes to my FTP space... Main one being the port. I went back to 21 (from 9002) because of some complications.

IP: 67.175.125.74
port: 21
UN: FA
PW: fusewashere

You can upload only to the folder named Public.

Enjoy.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2005, 08:40:11 pm
it was time...to rock. Don't do that, the cat pointed out. I'm evil. Suddenly, he disappeared. Sounds good to me, I said.
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Post by: Kosila on June 23, 2005, 11:48:44 pm
I wonder how many posts I've made so far.
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Post by: Fuse on June 23, 2005, 11:59:36 pm
344
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 12:04:55 am
I believe Fuse has now become an even bigger post-whore than zink.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 01:07:26 am
i've had more posts than anyone.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 03:13:35 am
It's cause his mom's a post-whore. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 05:11:27 am
pwned!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 06:50:02 am
penis breath....
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Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2005, 08:32:12 am
Thanks for trying to defend me nemi, but I can handle it on my own.





Sared your such a.... well. Ummm...





penis breath.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 24, 2005, 10:40:15 am
isn't that from ET?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2005, 11:09:06 am
Don't know...

Todays headlines:

Canada Sparks Outrage by Condoning Tom/Katie Marriage

Luxembourg Election Results: You Stopped Reading This at "Luxembourg," Didn't You?

Boy Scouts Reinstate "Surviving Neverland" Merit Badge

Longest Day of Year Celebrated by Mocking Cold, Dark Southern Hemisphere

Scissors Breaks Rock in Freak Accident
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Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2005, 11:13:56 am
Top stories you ask? ok:

Meaning of Life Revealed

JERUSALEM (DPI) – After considerable nagging by humanity, God revealed the meaning of life today during a special news conference. As many freshman philosophy majors had guessed, the meaning of life was revealed to be searching for the meaning of life. Unfortunately, this revelation now nullifies the purpose of existence and life has become meaningless. This is a disheartening turn of events for everyone except sophomore philosophy majors, who had taken a liking to nihilism.


Hummer Driver Fails to See Irony of Bumper Stickers

CLEVELAND (DPI) – Jennifer Mitchell was confused earlier today by an inappropriate hand gesture she received while waiting in traffic. Pfc. Jonathan Harris, on leave from fighting the war on terror, made the gesture while Mitchell sat stopped at a red light inside her monstrous, gas-guzzling Hummer. Harris said he made the gesture in response to several bumper stickers on the back of the Hummer, sporting messages such as "Support our Troops," "Death to Bin Laden" and "Peace in the Middle East." A disgusted Harris later commented, "I'm glad she supports the troops, considering we're fighting so she can fill up that disgusting piece of shit." Mitchell, shaken by the incident, decided to calm down by taking a long, unnecessary drive, stopping to fill up on gas three times and at no point driving on anything but smooth, paved roads.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2005, 11:16:02 am
Plus, an interesting poll:

This week's Poll looks at future presidential races.

If the 2008 election were held today, who would you vote for?

Hillary Clinton - 51%
Jeb Bush - 47%


If the 2016 election were held today, who would you vote for?

Laura Bush - 54%
Roger Clinton - 44%


If the 2032 election were held today, who would you vote for?

George P. Bush - 52%
Chelsea Clinton - 46%


If the 3012 election were held today, who would you vote for?

Bush V5.2 - 48%
DemBot - 43%
Ralph Nader - 5%
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 12:26:28 pm
fuse, stop being bored at work and spamming the forums!! try instead to do something productive .... like ... eating .... or ... talking to me :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2005, 12:38:06 pm
ok, I picked up my lunch so am eating. I'll be talking to you shortly
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 12:52:11 pm
I ate, err, talked to your mom last night.....:D
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 12:58:49 pm
Matrix related funny fan video

http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviematrix.html

Star Wars "troops" fan video

http://download.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/troops/troops.zip
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2005, 01:28:34 pm
lol that matrix one is great.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 01:30:54 pm
grr. i could totally go for some in n out burger right now.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 04:02:37 pm
Hah! Classics. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 24, 2005, 09:47:46 pm
Right now im trying to make the whole communcation list have my name on every thread.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 10:07:51 pm
and I'll always be here to stop that from happening :)
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 24, 2005, 10:08:54 pm
well i already accomplished it and when this post is made i will have done it for the second time
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 10:13:56 pm
bah
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 24, 2005, 10:19:04 pm
bah what?
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 10:42:29 pm
bah that!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 24, 2005, 11:04:38 pm
BAH!

... brainless herd of sheep ....
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Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 01:36:42 am
B......


Ba.......


GAH!!!!


:)

Oh fiddlesticks, I caught myself making a stupid pointless post.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 01:56:54 am
WHOOPS. :)
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Post by: Ketamininja on June 25, 2005, 06:18:32 am
(http://www.bahia.hu:2000/cuccok/dinamikus/general/mad_cow_crazy.jpg)
MOOOO!
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 25, 2005, 11:54:57 am
Like this one day I started spamming the FA boards and all i got was this tag :(
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Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 01:54:04 pm
ahh go to hell. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 01:55:22 pm
so does that mean zink no longer had the forum spammer tag? O_o
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 25, 2005, 02:31:56 pm
looks like he still has it to me
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Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 02:39:11 pm
it should be taken away. he hasn't spammed for a while now, and doesn't deserve the title ... :p
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Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2005, 04:49:53 pm
Raise a glass to ignorance and drink a toast to fear.
Beginning of the End has come, that’s why we all are here.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2005, 09:58:44 pm
so ... my friend had to do this projevt for her english class ... this is what she came up with ... made me laugh lol

   Scene from the first Matrix never caught on camera.  Focuses on the Oracle just before Neo walks in.

   The Oracle is sitting in the kitchen.  She takes a long drag on a cigarette and throws some more cookie batter into a bowl.  She stirs it with more than a little pent-up energy and begins to mutter into the cloud of smoke growing around her.  Ash from her cigarette falls into the batter bowl, but she just keeps on stirring.

   “God I hate my programming.  I am so sick of all these weird-ass kids making imaginary things float and nonexistent spoons bend.  Little freaks-”

   The door cracks open an inch.

   “Yes, yes.  I know, he’s here, now get rid of the others before he gets all attached and screws everything up.  I’m already sacrificing a vase for this moron.”

   Cookie dough roughly plops onto the greased baking sheet as the oracle violently flings it from her spoon.  With the twentieth cigarette of the day now a pile of smoldering ash, she reaches for her pack and lighter.

   “Stupid bastards.  Nobody visits me just to talk anymore.  It’s, ‘Will I win the lotto tomorrow?’ and ‘Do you think I can make a career out of this spoon bending thing?’ and can’t these people figure anything out for themselves?”

   Having checked on the cookies she reaches for a prescription bottle on the counter.  The door swings open again.  This time a man in an ugly light-colored suit with sunglasses and dark shoes walks in.

   “What do you want?  I told you not to come back till you figured out how to clone yourself.  Hmm?  There’s only one of you, so I know that’s not it.  Well, Smith?”

   The agent humbly looks at his feet and begins to mumble.  “Well, ma, the other agents were planning to go out and destroy a few buildings while hunting down some of those. . . miscreants I told you about this morning, and-”

   The oracle waves her hand in an impatient gesture.  “Whatever, just leave me alone.  Yes, with the freaks, the cookies,” the bottle finally opens and she swallows a handful of capsules, “and my prozac.  Now leave before anyone sees you.  Jeez, you are so embarrassing.”

   Agent Smith, head bowed, shuffles out of the room.  She takes a few sips of water to give the pills a little help and, just as the first batch of cookies is ready to come out of the oven, Neo walks in.  She turns and smiles, poised and ready to grab the cookie sheet so they can cool off.

   “Don’t worry about the vase, dear.”
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Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2005, 12:52:27 am
hahaha
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Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2005, 02:10:07 am
I think we know very well why zink's spam (http://img204.echo.cx/img204/9746/zinkspam1lb.jpg) got noticed..
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 29, 2005, 10:25:00 am
hhah look in he spam king thread you will see, I have the entire Transmissions block wiht my name it in, not just the top part.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 29, 2005, 11:56:55 am
Part of the rules of my FTP:

Public-UploadHere (Upload/Download)
   -The place to upload and share between FA.
   -Folders again are self-explanitory.
   -Do not upload anything you have not virus checked.
   -Do not upload anything pirated *cough*nudge* ok, so I'm joking
   -Do not upload anything disgusting/illegal. If I see a movie called "sundaymass.mpg",
      open it and see a child blowing a goat, I'm going to be mad.
   -That reminds me, Sareds mom is a whore.
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Post by: Manic Velocity on June 29, 2005, 12:32:39 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
   -Do not upload anything disgusting/illegal. If I see a movie called "sundaymass.mpg",
      open it and see a child blowing a goat, I'm going to be mad.
   -That reminds me, Sareds mom is a whore.


Dude, I had Sprite coming out my nose at that one.
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Post by: Fuse on June 29, 2005, 12:39:48 pm
Think tha's funny? Here are the lyrics to Ushers latest hit.
He's more of a computer pervert than us.

Ooh, I love the way you dirty type
I can take you home on escape
Ooh, I need your backspace in my life
Thank God you don't have a flat screen


Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on my laptop so I can download

Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

Baby, if you sign on
I'ma make you lights off
Ooh, Baby, if you log on
I'll make you dot com


I wanted to link up with you, baby at first sight
With you I get to use my f keys
I can't wait to give you mega bytes
I got all the memory you'll need
Let my fingers do the talking


Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on my laptop so I can download

Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

Baby, if you sign on
I'ma make you lights off
Ooh, Baby, if you log on
I'll make you dot com

Ooh, baby you want this I know
I can't wait to give you my hard drive
My moonlight
If It's alright, baby

I'm always at your window
Ready to shift and control you
If you want me to
Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
Got to say, ooh

Say yes, baby
Say yes, baby
You got to say yes,
Yes


Please, baby I got to see you
And I really wanna please you
So get on me baby, get up on me, oh

Online, I love the way you log on
We can do it all night
I'll make you dot com

Baby, if you sign on
I'ma make you lights off
Ooh, Baby, if you log on
I'll make you dot com
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 29, 2005, 12:42:23 pm
So uhh, grim.... you uh.... wanna play with my joystick while I shift with your button? Maybe I can program a link between us that will encapsulate my e-penis and your gigahertz. It'll be l337 for you, I promise.
I sure hope your on replicate control. I don't need any subclasses running around like little background processes.

Have I taken this far enough?
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Post by: Fuse on June 29, 2005, 12:48:09 pm
Holy shit, I'm a fool.

I just copied that and sent it to my girlfriend joking around and accidently left in the "So uhh, grim" part... God I hope she doesn't start asking who the hell grim is.
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Post by: Kosila on June 29, 2005, 01:21:46 pm
Just show your girlfriend this video and she'll forget what she was asking you.

WATCH THIS VIDEO CLIP! (http://www.justflyakite.com/maya/CSF_DanielAraujo/DanielAraujo_CSF.mov)

DUDE! HOW DID HE DO THAT?! :O

Link to directory: http://www.justflyakite.com/maya/CSF_DanielAraujo/ (http://www.justflyakite.com/maya/CSF_DanielAraujo/)
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Post by: Fuse on June 29, 2005, 01:23:53 pm
work safe?
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 29, 2005, 02:08:18 pm
yes it is
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Post by: Kosila on June 29, 2005, 04:33:19 pm
(http://www.ehsso.com/mxo/penguin.gif)
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Post by: Fuse on June 29, 2005, 04:39:50 pm
Penguins rock.
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Post by: Fuse on June 30, 2005, 08:41:49 am
back to work!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2005, 10:30:42 am
i don't wanna werrrrrrrrrrrr-her-her-herrrrrrk!!!!

*cries*

oh man, do alergy drugs suck ..... fuh ... teee ...
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Post by: Fuse on June 30, 2005, 10:31:43 am
Grim? why are you never on AIM when at work anymore? =(

Condensed Transcript of the Presidential Address

Good evening. On September 11, 2001, terrorism resolve insurgents freedom free elections democracy. War on terror 9/11 the strength of our military. Hateful evil terrorism terrorist freedom free democracy terror terrorism terrorist war on terror. Germany, Italy, N.A.T.O, U.N., Hungary, Ukraine, Luxembourg, Latvia, freedom, democracy. Middle East freedom Libya, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Yemen, Qatar. September 11th freedom democracy resolve will of the American people. Brave, patriotic freedom hateful terrorists evil. Freedom freedom war on terror 9/11. Thank you and God Bless America ... Freedom.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 30, 2005, 10:35:25 am
Sort of work safe, no dirty horrible pictures or anything at least (http://www.fu-fme.com/)
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Post by: Kosila on June 30, 2005, 10:59:00 am
How would that work? The angle would be all wrong for the female, and it would be out of reach for the male! :P
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Post by: Kosila on June 30, 2005, 11:02:57 am
Different positions with your computer (http://www.fu-fme.com/faq-use.html)

I dunno...it still looks inconvenient. They should make an external drive.

EDIT: Am I putting way too much thought into this?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 30, 2005, 11:51:56 am
ok, that second one, not work safe.

Thanks guys.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 30, 2005, 12:35:52 pm
lmao .... i guess someone else here found that site first, it's on our black list! :p

Quote
Request blocked and logged by Seneca Townhip High School WebBlocker Controls
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on June 30, 2005, 12:47:20 pm
The keywords have the F word in it, so schools may well block it automatically.
F***-U-F***-ME.

Its hardware for virtual sex :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 30, 2005, 02:26:14 pm
thats some crazy stufff.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 13, 2005, 09:29:19 am
This thread needs to come back.


Predator to Run for Governor in Kansas

TOPEKA, Kan. (DPI) - Following in the footsteps of co-stars Jesse Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Predator has announced his candidacy in the November 2006 Kansas gubernatorial election. Pred, as he likes to be called, has cobbled together a coalition of strange bedfellows supporting his campaign, including the NRA and the Green Party. "I am a well-known hunting advocate, and although I don't use rifles per se myself, the NRA supports the sport," said Pred. Green party support, he said, is a calculated political maneuver based on the success of his co-stars, who run under the banner of shrill, spoiler, outsiders, the Reform Party and California Republicans. The Predator's major campaign promise is to do for the image of Kansas what Ventura did for Minnesota and Schwarzenegger for California -- change the nation's perception of the state from "charming but quirky" to "batshit insane."

Todays Headlines!
Motorcade Accident at G8 Summit: Back of Blair's Head, Bush's Cock Injured

"Big Wanda" Calls Dibs On Lil' Kim

G8: "Wooooo! BINGO, baby!"

U.S. Knows Where Osama Is; Right Now, Forces in Iraq "Very Cold"

Intestine Selected to Host Parasite

Florida Sharks Agree: "These Humans Are Tasty"

Space Probe Collides With Comet; "We meant to do that," says NASA.


GM Unveils "Sweet Jesus, You're Fucking Killing Us" Pricing

DETROIT (DPI) - Despite a desperate new promotion in which buyers are able to purchase a new car at the "Employee Discount" price, General Motors has been unable to jump-start auto sales. "When you can't even sell cars at cost, it's pretty fucking sad," said GM's CEO Rick Wagoner. "We have no choice but to move on to Plan B, known as Sweet Jesus, You're Fucking Killing Us pricing. Under this new plan, not only can consumers can buy a brand new car at 30 percent below cost, but they also get a handjob from my wife thrown in as well. And a set of free floor mats." Wagoner also reported that as contingency plans prepared in the event that this new promotion "shits the bed as well," GM executives were busily drawing up plans for Could You Please Lube Up Our Assholes a Little Bit First? pricing and Why Don't You Just Take the Hairs on Our Nutsacks While You're At It? pricing.


Quality of Friend's Sexual Euphemisms Down 65%

COLUMBUS, Ohio (DPI) – Mark Johnson earlier this week reported an alarming decline in the overall quality of long-time friend Paul Tuttle's sexual euphemisms, estimating at least a 65-percent drop in what was once considered Tuttle's comedic monopoly. "In high school he used to be so good at it," said Johnson. "He'd be like, 'I'd like to help HER with her homework' or 'Miss Scarlet can keep ME after class,' but now it seems like he's trying to force it. We were walking by a MILF doing yard work and he elbows me and says, 'I'd like to cultivate HER garden.' You can't just say a sentence with emphasis on the pronoun and have it be automatically funny." Tuttle declined to fully comment on the accusations, saying only, "That intern you have with you is pretty cute. I'd like HER to interview ME ... if you know what I mean."

Jiffy Lube Now Recommends Changing Oil Every Fucking Day

COLUMBUS, Ohio (DPI) - Local Jiffy Lube franchisee Bob Saunders is proud of his company's ability to soak its customers for excessive and unnecessary oil changes. "Because of improvements in both engine design and motor oil quality, virtually every automobile's owner's manual these days recommends changing your oil only every 7,500 miles. In spite of this, we've managed to convince drivers to change their oil at least every 5,000 miles, or every 3,000 if their car is older than the milk in their refrigerator," said Saunders, smiling at the queue of cars wrapped around his garage like a boa constrictor around its prey. "So we figured that if people would fall for that, they'd gobble up daily oil changes hook, line, and sinker." Saunders also announced that Jiffy Lube's new "Weekly Radiator Flush" ad campaign would begin later this month.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 05:22:10 pm
a kid at work:

"that's one of my fantasies ... to be covered in chocolate licked off my gollum"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2005, 05:43:27 pm
Wow. Thats just.....wow. I mean.....how would you........why did........but if you.......

*pop*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 03:28:56 pm
Juuuuust click here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/uberjeep/) and..... here (http://www.resourceinvestor.com/pebble.asp?relid=10958), and you're done.

(Thank you Popbitch as always for the linkage)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 14, 2005, 03:44:10 pm
Bag of Chips Good Until DEC 05, Fatso

NEW YORK (DPI) — Snack-maker Frito-Lay announced today that the bag of Ruffles potato chips you bought this morning is freshest if eaten before Dec. 5, 2005, "for Christ's sake." The company, speaking via a small factory stamp on the back of the 12 oz bag, reminds all consumers that they have more than four goddamn months to eat the product, should anyone want to show one shred of self-restraint. "Our snack products are all packaged for maximum freshness preservation. As if it matters," said spokesman Craig Montague. In a similar announcement, Frito-Lay reminded customers to recycle the product's empty bag after the car ride home from the grocery store, lardo.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 03:57:44 pm
Obi-Wan buys a car. (http://www.compfused.com/directlink/516/)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 14, 2005, 04:45:03 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/WindowsMX.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/StarMatrix.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/OfficeMatrix.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/ReReMatrix.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 14, 2005, 05:32:10 pm
lmfao .... omg ..... hahahahahahahahhhahhahahahaha

fuse, you make me laugh!!!! ^_^ (guess it was more than just your good looks got you in here ... *winkwink*nudgenudge*)

destyn ... that poor dog looks like it's been through hell and back .... like someone shoved it into a cave for 10 years .... :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 14, 2005, 10:35:00 pm
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/812/   p0wned!
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on July 14, 2005, 10:53:29 pm
Block, Block, Block, Block, One Hit, Second Hit, Third hit when the abumlance hits 60.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 15, 2005, 03:00:07 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/scrutinizer_goldfish.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 15, 2005, 03:00:33 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/scrutinizer_goldfish.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 15, 2005, 03:01:12 pm
I meant to double post... I swear it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2005, 04:16:18 pm
Did you know you can drink human urine? Its steril.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 15, 2005, 04:19:19 pm
but acidic.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2005, 04:23:07 pm
Quote's from a Fight Club ad by the way. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2005, 05:08:28 pm
too late, he already drank it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 15, 2005, 09:22:28 pm
the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. you slip it on, you dance the night away with a stranger, and then you throw it away ... the condom, that is ... not the stranger.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 03:45:10 am
/me takes notes..
uh huh...glass slipper...condom..throw away...wow, this is good stuff!

 :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 04:55:23 am
A sad state of affairs.

When a generation leads itself willingly to the executioner's block.

Not knowing what lies outside of thier own dismal reality.

Not caring, not willing.....not anything....

They choose thier own fate day by day....

Goodbye.

-Eternity

(Written by Sared at 4:54 A.M. in a completely coherent state.)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 05:40:57 am
Nobody is coherent at 4:54 in the morning.  You okay Sared?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 05:47:42 am
Your talking to a natural insomniac. :)

edit:// Since this is probably a moreso convient time for you, feel free to join me on TS/in-game.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 06:23:09 am
## Incoming transmission
## Relay Initialized
## Destyn/HvCFT Decerto
## Runprogram: Pat 1.0
## /Pats Sared on the head
## /Pats Sared's mom on the ass
## /Reliazes is gay
## /Realises it's okay, she's pretty much a man anyway
## Transmission terminated

Very kind of you to offer, however it's lunchtime for me right now.  I will be on later though so if I see you I'll say hi :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 12:54:19 pm
Worst First Date Story

    If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when
    you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
    not!!!

    We have all had bad dates.. but this takes the cake. This just tells you
    how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with
    Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
    date that a woman ever had. The winner described
    her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as
    to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
    taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a
    day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
    never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they
    were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
    mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had
    that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest
    room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold
    it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and
    slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
    and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
    down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let
    her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
    stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real
    gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
    relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
    bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
    firmly glued against the car's fender.

    Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind
    as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
    quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she
    answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply
    that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some
    assistance!"

    He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
    then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
    too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
    they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was,
    they also were faced with a real problem Both agreed it would take
    something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
    Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place,
    both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as
    she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants
    and pee her butt off the fender.

    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
    down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And you thought your
    first date was embarrassing.

    Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 16, 2005, 03:08:23 pm
Classic. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 18, 2005, 11:58:06 am
(http://fuse.gotdns.com/america.jpg)[/img]
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 02:49:52 pm
heh, that's good times. It can get kinda cold here in ut in the winter, I remember when I was 11 my friends dared me to stick my tongue to a pole in the middle of a snowstorm for $20.  I did it, and it took me 15 minutes to get it back off, with my tongue stinging all day long. it was a good $20. and 20 made you the richest kid at 11, that was like enough to buy 5 or 6 tubes of pogs. hehe.
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on July 18, 2005, 03:49:50 pm
Sorry Grim.  You've been had...

http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/frozen.asp

*Ducks from incoming wallabies*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 05:33:09 pm
lolololol omg .... hahahahahhahahahaha ... ohhhhhhhhh hahahahahaaha

someone sent me that story in an e-mail, just thought i'd share. glad you enjoyed it ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 05:59:24 pm
Link broken. :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 06:05:00 pm
Do you know what the leading cause of death is among lesbians?

















Hairballs.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 07:03:49 pm
link worked fine for me ..... try firefox hehe ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 07:33:54 pm
Interesting... Although I know a lot of girls and all of them would rip their asses off (painfuly) rather than be pee'd on... And... hillarious =) The leading cause of death among gay men is aids... sared, time to get tested.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 09:04:31 pm
HEY!!

hands off my crew!!! he's been tested, and all he's got is a mild case of rabies. it's okay, he promised not to bite anyone until we can find him some shots ... although we found that rice  soaked in vodka and butter calms him down ...

btw, the carpe diem is under quarantine until further notice. kayda, that means you have to get back in your cage for a while and leave that nemi thing alone .... sorry babe
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 18, 2005, 09:18:50 pm
Ooooh pwnt. Sorry sared, didnt know you were already tested.
"Don't forget the rabies, everything tastes better with rabies!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 02:50:40 am
Quote from: "WhiteMyst"
leading cause of death among gay men is aids... sared, time to get tested.


Dude, not cool
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 04:12:04 am
Chemistry is a harsh mistress. Like the time that I ate a pound of fudge and discovered that choclate is a natural laxative...:)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:03:55 am
Fudge.  Dammit you people!  Fudge is toffee!  Fudge is not chocolate!

Sorry, pet hate :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:57:50 am
you mean pet peeve >^_^<
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 07:03:16 am
Fine, just for you, peeve :p

And Herb, it has an "H".  That's another one.  Oh, don't get me started...

;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 19, 2005, 08:34:32 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
Fine, just for you



Huh? Do I have competition? She can only be stolen from a man once per Matrix Cycle... Wait your turn.

=)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 08:43:20 am
No no, you can have her ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 05:13:33 pm
hehehehehe oh, you want top today? fuck no, i wear the pants in this relationship! ... wait ....

let's see ... i own ... that one actor dude ... he's hot .... oh and that studly dj guy with green hair .... LOVE the green hair ... hmmm .... all those crazy carpe diem kids ... yes i own them, too ... a couple of other people .... like ... my boss .... he doesn't know it yet, but i still get him to buy me donuts ....

who owns me? hmmmm ... that one's up for grabs ..... hehe :p

SO back to the RANDOM thread!!!!

i like grapes

edit: actually, i lied. i don't like grapes ... there was this one time, during a thanksgiving dinner ... *shudder* .... no more grapes for me .... O_o
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:15:35 pm
...I want to be owned by Grim... And nobody can own grim, Tbone and Eroz think they do... but grim just pretends and subtly gets them to do stuff for her. "Oh honey that dress is so nice" -bought- "Here you go" >:D Pwnt.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:17:07 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
Quote from: "WhiteMyst"
leading cause of death among gay men is aids... sared, time to get tested.


Dude, not cool


Bleh to you good sir, take the stick out, its lodged in your rectum. My parents are gay so im allowed to make fun of gays ^_^ it just works that way... like black people can call eachother nigger? Never quite got that.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:43:26 pm
eroz? lolololol .... he owes me 20+ mil just for a kiss. ... pfffft .... as for tbone ... we'll see .... >_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:51:08 pm
Quote from: "WhiteMyst"
Bleh to you good sir, take the stick out, its lodged in your rectum. My parents are gay so I'm allowed to make fun of gays ^_^ it just works that way...


...I'm assuming your parents are seperated/divorced? Otherwise, how in the HELL does THAT work out?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 07:05:08 pm
Sperm bank. I came out of a flash frozen test tube... Neat huh? =P But the ones that were together when i was born are separated now... so i get four moms! =B XD By the way, can anyone help me with making a sig? I took a crack at it and it came out really really bad... Hehe
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 07:06:18 pm
She doesnt own me, that's for sure, that's a privledge I dont give out too often. Ya gotta be pretty special. :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 07:12:05 pm
Yeah, I can help ya. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 07:21:04 pm
Do you have an aim, msn, yahoo, or xfire account?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 08:02:17 pm
Eewww.....xfire......just e-mail me. sared.k@gmail.com
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2005, 10:23:19 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/Flatline1.jpg)

Eh, I'm bored.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on July 20, 2005, 12:46:46 am
Big boobs are the pwn. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on July 20, 2005, 12:47:49 am
Big asses, too. Yay!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 20, 2005, 12:49:46 am
Quote from: "WhiteMyst"
Quote from: "Destyn"
Quote from: "WhiteMyst"
leading cause of death among gay men is aids... sared, time to get tested.


Dude, not cool


Bleh to you good sir, take the stick out, its lodged in your rectum. My parents are gay so I'm allowed to make fun of gays ^_^ it just works that way... like black people can call eachother nigger? Never quite got that.


Point.  However, I wouldn't wish a debilitating disease on anyone, was just making my point :p  Besides, Sared's growing on me :D  So he's getting special protection.  You want to take on with my uber level 12 hacker powers?  Want some Logic Blast?  Bring it beyotch!

:p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 20, 2005, 01:10:02 am
-blink... blink blink- -/mood regal- -walks up to Tohraynse, does Swirling Ki Summon- -sits on Tohraynse- Perhaps you are the one who needs a blast of logic. ^_~ And i didnt wish it on him, it was just a joke =P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 20, 2005, 02:49:29 am
Ahhh shaddup

/sneaky Code Freeze 2.0
/slap
/run
/hyperjump
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on July 20, 2005, 06:38:13 am
Even during the G8 summit's protest march in Edinburgh, the Golf Shop was still doing its usual business.
The guy with this sign never stops it seems...



(http://pbc.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/GolfSale.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 23, 2005, 07:01:58 pm
Killer Bean Video... This guy actually did some work on one of the matrix films.

http://www.jefflew.com/news.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 25, 2005, 11:33:53 am
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/071805/shuttle.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 26, 2005, 01:27:04 pm
Scientists: Eat Whatever You Fucking Want

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (DPI) — Frustrated Harvard University scientists have published a new study that encourages Americans to eat whatever the fuck they want. The announcement comes after thousands of food-related studies over the last few decades have proven inconclusive. "Too much dairy, not enough dairy, red meat, fish," droned one tired-looking researcher. "Everything causes cancer! Every single goddamn thing we have tested is eventually going to give you cancer. On an encouraging note, though, every single goddamn thing we have tested will also prevent cancer. So fuck it. Just eat whatever."
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on July 26, 2005, 01:40:32 pm
Amen.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2005, 02:49:32 pm
This guy checks into a hotel on a trip to Atlanta recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he would call up one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're ringing for a cab.  He grabbed a card on his way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Veronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful wavy waist-length hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ... well, you know the kind. So he's in his room and figures, what the hell, he'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman said. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
 
I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now.  I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want, baby.

Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2005, 02:53:46 pm
Poor, horny, man.  ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2005, 04:32:27 pm
you shouldn't be posting sared's personal diary entires on the forums!!!! O_O
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 26, 2005, 04:35:05 pm
ouch.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 26, 2005, 06:40:55 pm
Suck it down. (http://www.followtheangel.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=coppermine&file=displayimage&pos=-1455)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 27, 2005, 06:42:41 pm
The attached is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year-old  woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in
the New York Times.

To whom it may concern,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his depositing the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly transfer of funds from my modest savings account, an arrangement which, I
admit, has been in place for only thirty-one years.

You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

>My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has recently become.

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offense under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope.

Please find attached an Application Contact Status form which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.

Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof. In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Please allow me to level the playing field even further. When you call me, you will now have a menu of options on my new voice mail system to choose from.

Pease press the buttons as follows:

1. To make an appointment to see me.

2. To query a missing payment.

3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.

4. To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.

5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.

6. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.

7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. Password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.

8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.

9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service. While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call. Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee of $50 to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. Please credit my account after each occasion.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.

Your Humble Client,

(Remember: This was written by a 96 year old woman)
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 27, 2005, 07:03:36 pm
haha thats funny... Though I must agree with every point made, its all very true!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2005, 12:49:12 pm
Pwnd.

Randomness: "The other day I was in prontera and had an interesting conversation with a fellow, i beleive it went something like this:"
Chat log:
EXCUSE ME SIR
I BELEIVE YOU SHOULD SUCK A LEMON

From an old game i used to play, Ragnarok Online, Prontera is the capital city =P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 28, 2005, 03:29:37 pm
according to my boss:

"you brought this on myself!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2005, 06:59:11 am
Delivered in today's Popbitch:

Quote
A parrot got into trouble in an animal sanctuary in Nuneaton by telling policemen, "You can fuck off you two wankers".


Gotta love parrots!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 30, 2005, 12:53:12 am
Reasons not to park your car near the ocean on a cold day...

http://www.sullycentral.net/images/ocean/
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on July 30, 2005, 01:17:20 am
Only you can prevent forest fires, Electus, however, gets to start them.

Electus=Shortbus

The Short Bus wants you!

Join today! http://www.followtheangel.org/modules.php?op=modload&name=prof&file=index



http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7827/randomness6ez.png
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2005, 03:12:38 am
spam whore .... pfft, i don't even have to advertise to get people to sign up for my ship ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2005, 03:38:38 am
Oh god, I made an application to join, I didn't realise it was the Canadian Short Bus.  Oh well, c'est la vie :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 30, 2005, 11:16:51 am
The funny thing is that there are no Canucks on the ship... :p  (that I know of)... Sorry Khronik :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on July 30, 2005, 06:07:48 pm
Nooo styan we temporarily named it that just for you! you should fell special!!! Come to the Electus!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 30, 2005, 06:58:59 pm
Oh... so when i join you change it back and bash the canadian ... is that the way it is K?  :p  hehe j/k   Nah, Arch knows my loyalty and dedication, hey has Glace or Haelios joined a ship yet?  Get on their backs ;) lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on July 30, 2005, 07:08:32 pm
Haelios and Glace havent been on in awhile.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 30, 2005, 07:39:43 pm
Hael is on a camping trip i think... i saw him on the users block today... and i have no idea what glace is doing, computer probs or something...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2005, 11:33:38 am
From my friend Graham (once again, I bypass all this bad stuff.  Suckas!):

It is not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:

    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements or plans she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Fuck him
3. Shut the fuck up
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2005, 01:22:49 pm
Theory #1:

God/Flaming Chariots in Bibles = UFO's!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2005, 01:38:02 pm
Yep, it definitely is creepy (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 01, 2005, 12:58:00 pm
Journalists: It's Way Too Fucking Hot, Humid for Real News

WASHINGTON (DPI) — Journalists are reporting that the overwhelming heat and humidity throughout most of North America are largely responsible for the total lack of any newsworthy activity.  "Seriously, this shit is ridiculous," said Wolf Blitzer from the air-conditioned confines of the CNN offices. "Who wants to go out and make news when you're drenched in your own funky sweat?" Approximately 90 percent of the United States and nearly all of Canada have reported unseasonably warm and humid temperatures for the last 10 days, and relief is still far off in the forecast for most of the continent. According to Washington-based ABC news anchor Peter Jennings, San Diego — with its permanent 72-degree, sunny, dry weather — can go fuck itself already.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 01, 2005, 01:10:48 pm
(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2005/20050801l.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2005, 01:43:56 pm
lmao .... fuse, you're my hero >^_^<
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 01, 2005, 04:30:42 pm
(http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20050629.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2005, 04:31:56 pm
O_O
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 01, 2005, 04:37:23 pm
so uhh... grim... do I need to plug into your port, or just  push your button?
....




.....




does FA has a sexual harassment policy?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2005, 04:38:10 pm
Maybe she prefers a multitap?

This is wrong on so many levels
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on August 01, 2005, 04:42:47 pm
hahahhaha
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on August 01, 2005, 05:01:55 pm
You brought CAD into this, now you will pay. You could have at least waiting until after Zeke funeral BEFORE you started making fun of his death.
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on August 01, 2005, 05:08:20 pm
...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2005, 05:09:31 pm
wtf?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2005, 05:19:33 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
so uhh... grim... do I need to plug into your port, or just  push your button?
....




.....




does FA has a sexual harassment policy?




hehehehehehehe >^_^<

*evil grin*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 03:06:18 pm
Blatantly ripped from The Onion (http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4131).

On a personal note, if you fit into this category, I AM belittleing you, and enjoying it as well. :D

What's hanging, teenage homies? I'm Ralph Lucci—Radical Ralph—coming to rap at you on your terms and on your turf about the things you care about most. Stuff like baggy pants, snacks, and hard-rocking carbonated beverages. As you keep livin' your vidas loca, I want you to know that the multinational PepsiCo conglomeration, which includes dozens of dope fast-food chains, beverage brands, and packaged non-perishable snacks—and for which I'm a proud representative—is totally down with your way-out-there niche community.

You might think just because you freestyle rap with your MP3s, the PepsiCo family of products has no relevance in your life. That could not be farther from the truth. In fact, the crazy, unique, cutting-edge stuff you're into now? The entire management team here in the North American headquarters was totally into that sh*t a couple months ago! No lie, dawgs. What's really hot is that we even have some wreckin'-sick snack foods that are totally chill with your take-no-prisoners, no-holds-barred, 13-to-17-year-old lifestyle.

Take our Doritos-brand Nacho Cheesier chips, for example. They are ghetto fabulous.

Word: If you have never tasted a Nacho Cheesier chip, do not ever taste a Nacho Cheesier chip, as you will not be able to understand a Nacho Cheesier chip. That's just how it is with food products that are so authentic, hardcore, and fricking intenso that they redefine your entire life.

Also, our off-the-Richter-scale Mountain Dew AMP line of energy-drink beverages is truly off the hook. There's nothing conservative about a skandalouz beverage named AMP, obviously. And we do not heavily promote it, so it's totally underground, just like you and your hood-rat posse.

Sometimes it feels like nobody understands your rebellious, genre-defying crew of goth-rocker pals—am I right? You see, as a senior-level executive at one of the world's largest conglomerates of food-service brands, I know exactly where you're coming from.

One phunky-fresh freakster to another: After a long day of hanging ten while surf-blogging and buggin' on wack 'rents problems, what's better than a game-tight fluid refresher like Gatorade Frost?

Of course, for alternative, anti-mainstream dudes like yourselves, you might need something a little bit more punkin'. And trust me, we have got just the thing: Oberto meat snacks. Players, let me assure you, these processed-and-cured jerky competitors are stiz-upendous. Take it from me, a guy who understands the elaborate clothing styles, secret handshakes, and hep vernacular that define your wiggedy-wiggedy wack-daddy scene.

Although I do highly recommend the ill snacks and beverages I've already mentioned—Doritos tortilla chips, Mountain Dew AMP, and Oberto meat snacks—this is about more than just existing product lizzles. It's about jiving around together with your buddies, playing amplified homemade instruments on the street corner, getting crazy haircuts—or better yet, dyeing your hair green!—all while helping us brainstorm some balls-out, edgy new snack foods and beverages that will appeal directly to people like you, with whom we are, of course, down.

So bust out of your grooved-out hip-hop cypher for a couple hours and come on down to the Frito-Lay building on West Essex Road this Saturday—if you are radical enough of a hipster cat, that is—and try out some of the new pimped-out food items and drink products we are developing.

Teens in the Squares demographic need not apply!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 03:13:04 pm
Now that you're done reading (end of last page) that, heres a lovely image for you to feast upon.

(http://www.t-shirthumor.com/Merchant2/graphics/fullsize/beav_lg.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 04:32:30 pm
fuse has green hair ....

heh, this week i'm playing in the pit for the musical grease, so i read that entire thing with the voice of vince fontaine echoing in my head ... O_O
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 04:46:35 pm
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo --

"Defrost the chicken."

(True Story)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 04:53:38 pm
Hehe. :) I remember laughing pretty hard as it was when I first heard about the gun.
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on August 09, 2005, 12:40:15 pm
The evolution of laughing on the internet:
/laugh
*laugh*
*laugh out loud*
*l.o.l.*
*lol*
lol
lmao
lmfaolol
lmfaoomglolhaxlol!!!!11!111one
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2005, 01:25:09 pm
OMFGROFLLOLZ!11!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 09, 2005, 10:02:36 pm
Quote from: "Kosila"
The evolution of laughing on the internet:
/laugh
*laugh*
*laugh out loud*
*l.o.l.*
*lol*
lol
lmao
lmfaolol
lmfaoomglolhaxlol!!!!11!111one


Dont forget Kosila. You laugh like every 5.6 secs!  :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 09, 2005, 10:55:32 pm
Hey it keeps the Evigilos hover pads running! So don't get him to stop
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on August 10, 2005, 04:20:39 pm
Proof that if piracy on the net was piracy, we wouldn't do it.

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/w/e/welshwebb/nakedpiratecookingshow.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 04:24:51 pm
.... that pic was funny for about half a second ....

***************

 A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank:

 Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

 Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

 Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."

 Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

 Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

 Citibank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

 Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

 Citibank: "Excuse me?"

 Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?"

 Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." Supervisor gets on the phone:

 Family Member:"I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."

 Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charge! still apply."

 Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

 Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given)

 Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given) After they get the fax:

 Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."

 Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. don't think she will care."

 Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."

 Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"

 Citibank: "That might help."

 Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69."

 Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

 Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 06:08:04 pm
POST 700! w00t
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on August 10, 2005, 06:59:08 pm
Post 701! w00t
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2005, 08:43:28 pm
best. thread. ever.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 06:34:54 am
So blatantly stolen from Glace, and I don't care :p

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000981095


What worried me more though was this quote:

Quote
In her first probe, Sullivan wrote that the farm was discussed in Internet chat rooms as a "destination" spot for people looking to have sex with animals. She reported that this prompted an investigation into whether the chickens, goats and sheep on the property had also been victimized.


How the hell do you victimize a chicken?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 12, 2005, 12:00:32 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"

What worried me more though was this quote:

Quote
In her first probe, Sullivan wrote that the farm was discussed in Internet chat rooms as a "destination" spot for people looking to have sex with animals. She reported that this prompted an investigation into whether the chickens, goats and sheep on the property had also been victimized.



What worries me even more is that they chose to use the word "probe" when talking about having sex with animals.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 12:14:55 pm
lol, true, I missed that
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2005, 04:31:37 pm
bak-bak-bak-ba-COCK

i'm sure you could victimize a ladybug if you really wanted to .... how do you think crabs started? O_o
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2005, 04:45:24 am
grim.... you scare me sometimes... you reall do...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 16, 2005, 02:46:51 pm
Sunshine Happy Vibes Rap Festival Tour Cancelled

DETROIT (DPI) — Poor ticket sales and lack of media interest have caused the promoters of the Sunshine Happy Vibes rap festival tour to cancel all of the remaining shows on the tour. Tour co-headliners Plezzant-G and Conviviuhl took the news in stride, saying, "I guess the world jus' ain't ready for happy rap — or 'hap-hop,' as we like to call it." Rapper DJ Gleeful was less sanguine: "Man, this sucks. Now where will people go when they want to hear uplifting rap music?" Despite the cancellation, the tour's other performers — ChipperGuy, Xstatic, the Merry Mobb, Jewbilant and Tikkled Peenk — are reported to be in good spirits.[/b]

Mythbusters Bust "Your Mother's a Slut" Myth

SAN DIEGO, Calif. (DPI) — Your mother has been scientifically proven not to be a slut, according to the Discovery Channel's hit show Mythbusters. Co-stars Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman and the Mythbusters build team recently took a case of wine and a stack of romantic CD's to your mom's house to test the age-old schoolyard taunt about your mother's sexual proclivities. After several hours of romantic mood-setting by the Mythbusters crew, not once did your mother even hint at arousal, saying only that Adam and Jamie "seemed to be nice boys." On the other hand, your sister, who was paying your mom a visit while in town on business, tossed her panties at the feet of build team member Kari Byron after only two glasses of chardonnay.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 17, 2005, 12:55:33 pm
http://www.sullycentral.net/dl/funny/helloibm.pps
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 17, 2005, 12:55:57 pm
double  post
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 17, 2005, 01:08:08 pm
War Protestor Elevated From "Quirky" to "Cunt"

CRAWFORD, Texas (DPI) — The Bush administration has officially elevated the status of Cindy Sheehan from "Quirky Nuisance" to "Bit of a Cunt." This is a jump from blue to orange on the president's new public-dissent meter. The elevation followed several weeks of Sheehan protesting the death of her son outside the president's Texas ranch. "At first I felt sorry for her," said Bush. "Her son was killed in Iraq, which is really sad. Now it's been two weeks and the bitch needs to get off my lawn. I can't personally meet with everyone who has lost a son in Iraq. I wouldn't have any time for golf and weeding." With media coverage of the protest increasing steadily, Sheehan will likely reach red or "intolerable whore" by early next week.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 18, 2005, 10:53:50 pm
All I have to say is this.

Owned biatches. (http://www.greentowel.com/images/qt/GreenTowel_yourmama.mov)

Carry on.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 20, 2005, 05:58:46 am
argh (http://www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 22, 2005, 09:56:32 am
OMFGWTFBBQ! SARED IS BECOMMING A PRIESTY MAN! http://thefuriousangels.com/index.php?topic=3140
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 23, 2005, 10:17:35 am
I like bread.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on August 23, 2005, 01:43:21 pm
Have you not beat Hapland yet De?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 01:51:08 pm
Yeah I did them both but it's still a total bitch
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on August 23, 2005, 01:53:42 pm
The flag is what got me. Took me three hours and a lucky shot to figure that out.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 01:54:48 pm
Yeah it was a random click that had me move it too, albeit too late...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 04:42:58 pm
termites will one day rule the earth...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2005, 06:51:16 pm
when the world ends there will be cockroaches and twinkies.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on August 23, 2005, 08:55:43 pm
You forgot Oakleys. And didn't the MythBusters prove that Twinkies won't make it?
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on August 23, 2005, 09:41:13 pm
I'm sick :( I think I have the flu.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 24, 2005, 12:04:13 am
Kosila likes soup.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2005, 01:25:58 am
Soup is your best friend when you're sick. Maybe you shouldn't have gotten drunk this past weekend, walked home in the cold, and then beat up those midgets for no apparent reason. Forget the first part, the midgets probably cursed you. Yea, that's it, it sounds more sensible that way. LMAO
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 24, 2005, 01:30:21 am
hahaha... shit that was funny :p

too bad mr frosh leader got sick... hehe
Title: randomness
Post by: Bellthazor on August 24, 2005, 07:27:35 am
Thats gross Grimm, who eats twinkies anymore? Gotta have the Zingers...;p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2005, 07:35:48 am
I think Twinkies would melt.  We could always test it?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 24, 2005, 02:52:18 pm
Quote from: "Kosila"
I'm sick :( I think I have the flu.


Go to your local chinese restaurant and order a cup of hot and sour soup.  It may not sound tasty at first, but you get addicted to the stuff.  I'm ordering huge cupfulls of the stuff every day for lunch now.  It will burn any sickness right out of you.

Or, you can try this:  (I deny any allegations that say I suggested this)

1.  Go to Domino's Pizza and ask for two packs of those hot peppers that they give you when you order a pizza.

2.  Bring the peppers home, and set them aside.  Pour a glass of wine into a pot and set it on the stove to boil.

3.  Once the wine starts boiling pretty well, rip the pepper packets open and pour them in.

4.  Stir liberally for 3-4 minutes.

5.  Pour the wine (with the peppers in it) back into the glass.  Let sit for a few minutes.

6.  While the wine is still hot (but bearable to drink), gulp down the entire glass as fast as you can.

7.  Pray to every god when you try to go to the bathroom the next morning.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 24, 2005, 07:46:04 pm
LMAO
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 24, 2005, 07:59:44 pm
Lol.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on August 24, 2005, 11:15:53 pm
eroz made tizona's siggy ... looks good :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 08, 2005, 08:42:37 am
Randomness post #733!!!!one!1exclamationpoint
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 08, 2005, 01:02:01 pm
I got to see grim the other day!
Yea!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2005, 01:34:54 pm
Good GOD how did you find THAT out manic?

I was at a football game with some friends a while bac. We called ourselves "The Habenero Club", because you had to eat a whole habenero in order to join. We had the best nachos too. About two bucks a man was enough for a monsterload of them. We quartered and baked tortillas, had another guy slice up jalapenos (hey, cant expect a guy to eat habaneros all the time!) and another guy grate cheese over 'em. Well one day, I was walking through the kitchen, and the guy cutting jalapenos asked me to take over for him for a second so he could go to the bathroom.

A couple seconds later, we all heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2005, 01:38:35 pm
Oh, and thanks to my waste of time, I got this thread to page 50! :)

Heres a picture to commerate the occasion.

DISCLAIMER: If you are offended by this...well....sorry. All in good fun. :)

(http://www.sinfulshirts.com/thumbnails/iraq_preview.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Bellthazor on September 08, 2005, 01:59:13 pm
Thats nice...lmfao
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 08, 2005, 02:51:34 pm
<guilty laugh>
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on September 09, 2005, 04:20:35 pm
50 pages and I don't think I have posted in it once... well now I have, I guess.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2005, 02:43:01 am
omg random wtf bbq 1!11!11!! post
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on September 12, 2005, 03:34:07 am
+1 to post count
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 12, 2005, 09:58:01 am
try c++


int postcount++;
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on September 12, 2005, 10:13:02 am
Don't feel bad for that guy on the leash.  If memory serves, he was a convicted child rapist.  Frankly, if all we did was put a dog leash on him, I'd say he got off light.

Dog leash for teh win!!!++
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on September 12, 2005, 12:29:12 pm
51
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on September 12, 2005, 12:31:04 pm
51
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on September 12, 2005, 12:31:24 pm
I guess not.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 12, 2005, 12:52:58 pm
gotta have 15 posts per page jeyk :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2005, 01:15:43 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Don't feel bad for that guy on the leash.  If memory serves, he was a convicted child rapist.  Frankly, if all we did was put a dog leash on him, I'd say he got off light.

Dog leash for teh win!!!++


I don't recall him being convicted?  Where was that reported?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2005, 02:16:49 pm
end of 50 :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 12, 2005, 02:17:08 pm
51!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on September 12, 2005, 02:35:10 pm
Second post on 51!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2005, 03:05:38 am
... you really have nothing random left to say do you? we're just counting the posts now... is that it?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2005, 03:16:30 am
there's your answer, fishbulb!
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 13, 2005, 06:18:08 am
I'll give you random....
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 13, 2005, 06:18:37 am
(must not have liked the hotlink)...

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/163000/163462DJLH_w.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2005, 02:54:38 pm
Oh God.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2005, 03:51:13 pm
No image?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2005, 06:10:34 pm
Error: your mom's image was too fat to fit on this page.
:)
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 14, 2005, 07:37:22 am
errr don't know what happened....
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/163000/163462DJLH_w.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 14, 2005, 08:39:39 am
i'll be waiting till i get home to see that... from tizonas reaction ... better not click it just to be safe ...
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 14, 2005, 10:50:41 am
she's hot!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2005, 11:59:01 am
WTF? That is all.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 14, 2005, 01:15:20 pm
http://neistat.com/pages/video_holding/orderofthings_holding.htm
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 14, 2005, 01:15:42 pm
http://neistat.com/pages/video_holding/orderofthings_holding.htm
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 14, 2005, 01:22:58 pm
Nope pic still don't work
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 14, 2005, 03:15:47 pm
neistat.com not found... and "The image “http://www.worth1000.com/entries/163000/163462DJLH_w.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors."
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 15, 2005, 03:19:31 am
wtf..... I can view the image no problem at all.
And I can access neistat.com no problem.

You guys obviously have the ub3rproxy virus.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2005, 11:27:11 am
Or mayhap you have cached versions...?
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on September 15, 2005, 02:54:35 pm
I can access it fine from my school and home.

I think there's actually a virus going around like Ket said. I'm too lazy to learn about it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on September 15, 2005, 02:58:45 pm
I just popped the URL into goggle and followed it. If I have a virus, it will go bye bye tormorrow, as I am reformatting, as I get ready for school. Anyone willing to tell me the name of a good defragger?
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on September 15, 2005, 03:08:05 pm
One of my computer science professors has Windows XP on her laptop and she told us that all the other professors laughed at her because she doesn't run Linux.

I, like my professor, just use the Windows defragger.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 15, 2005, 04:00:23 pm
erk I was only joking about the virus
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on September 15, 2005, 05:30:09 pm
No, I tend to just reformat my computer whenever I have to do anything major, and moving to college and having to install Mcaffee's (Bastards, I've been without a virus scanner for two years now.) And I want to partition my HD (80 gigs, 50 for gaming, 20 for school work, 10 for suspicous downloads)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 15, 2005, 06:40:49 pm
i couldn't see the pic, either, got that error, then i got this crazy idea to use IE instead of firefox and it worked. so it may be something to do with firefox? :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 15, 2005, 08:44:58 pm
well then... IE suxors... but w/e
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 16, 2005, 06:36:53 am
Ah, actually every browser there is has something wrong with them. It's a different problem for each, but there ya go.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on September 16, 2005, 09:25:30 am
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/numa.php

Hilarious and scary all at the same time.
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on September 16, 2005, 10:18:08 am
Name this movie quote:

"Oh they're all so wonderful!  Why can't I have three heads?"

Winner gets nothing from me.  Just take pride in your knowledge of movie quotes.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2005, 11:04:04 am
Google's a wonderful tool, isn't it Manic :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on September 16, 2005, 12:59:24 pm
That reminds me of another quote:

"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!"
"I think you're doing just fine with 2"
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 20, 2005, 07:44:47 pm
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8438/diversity10zf6nloogabooga5cw.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 05:24:12 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/boombye/fighting.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 21, 2005, 05:24:30 am
edit: damn double post
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on September 21, 2005, 08:42:09 am
Xtreem.. I have to know.. did you make up the dialog for that cartoon or is that what it originally said....
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on September 26, 2005, 09:43:31 pm
http://www.stewielive.com
Title: randomness
Post by: likwidtek on September 27, 2005, 11:53:58 am
buncha weirdos
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 04, 2005, 10:02:45 am
Say hi to LUMBERG for me!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on October 04, 2005, 10:09:03 am
Hiya Peter,  Whats happenning?

Yeah... I'm going to have to ask you to come in on Satruday... mmm kay... and if you wouldn't mind going ahead and coming in on Sunday too that would be just great. mmm kay, Thanks a bunch Peter
Title: randomness
Post by: likwidtek on October 04, 2005, 12:28:41 pm
(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/8994/6395645c378c875cam1fw.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 12:39:15 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v615/boombye/fighting015.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 04, 2005, 01:05:11 pm
i keep falling asleep at work. This isn't good.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2005, 02:36:19 pm
http://www.yeeguy.com/freefall/
Title: randomness
Post by: likwidtek on October 04, 2005, 02:46:45 pm
heh
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 02:56:13 pm
Funny but very very wrong on so many levels:

NOT WORK SAFE

http://www.xtcg.co.uk/QI.wmv
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 06, 2005, 03:21:21 pm
FLAGRANT COMPUTER ERROR

Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes!
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on October 06, 2005, 03:32:02 pm
Pie!

w00t double post
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on October 06, 2005, 03:32:42 pm
Pie!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on October 07, 2005, 12:50:49 pm
Quote from: "Nightmaremode"
FLAGRANT COMPUTER ERROR

Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes!


And the compy just peed my carpet.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2005, 01:11:10 pm
Did the quadratic formula explode?

I see a Strong Ba, but it's being eaten by...  Linux...  or something.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on October 07, 2005, 01:24:59 pm
?!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on October 07, 2005, 01:30:07 pm
Maybe I should introduce you to main man edgar.

Edgarware last scan: never

WAAA! That is not a small number, that is a big number

For anyone that is curious... http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail118.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 07, 2005, 02:17:12 pm
Green People!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 10, 2005, 02:56:43 pm
Ladies that are fat!

Ladies that are skinny!

Ladies that are all night on my jimmy!

Ladies that won't charge me a buck fitty, just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 10, 2005, 03:29:44 pm
wake up manic, honey, it was just a nightmare
Title: I feel Dirty
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 03:53:32 am
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a309/Kurisu88/hotkitty8hy.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:33:06 am
Stiff ninja time!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 11, 2005, 08:33:42 am
Stiff ninja time!
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on October 12, 2005, 02:33:17 am
Double post time!
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on October 12, 2005, 02:33:32 am
Double post time!
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on October 12, 2005, 08:21:42 pm
*black cat scurries by*

*meow*
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on October 12, 2005, 08:22:02 pm
*black cat scurries by*

*meow*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 12:02:26 am
*shoots black cat*

that's my job, biatch
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 13, 2005, 03:44:02 pm
Find the gross margin.
Calculate percentage of the sum of scheduled days.
Calculate percentage of licensing expense.
Subtract licensing expense.
Subtract rebates.
Subtract travel expense.
Calculate gross margin per day.
Calculate percentage of total revenue.
Turn page.
Repeat.

Just wanted to give you all a taste of what I've been doing for the past 8 hours.  Carry on.

EDIT:  Whoops.  Don't forget to subtract any malpractice fees.  God forbid you forget to subtract those malpractice fees.

Someone please kill me now!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 03:51:42 pm
What exactly are you trying to calculate there Manic?  Are you doing your CPA exams or something?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 13, 2005, 04:09:17 pm
Just crunching shit numbers for my job.  I've become a sort of impromptu accountant.  Which is funny because I don't think I've ever passed a math class with anything higher than a C.  My brain just doesn't do well with numbers at all.  I'm very right-brained.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 13, 2005, 04:20:43 pm
I'm sorry Manic. Here, have a crayon. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on October 21, 2005, 09:00:04 pm
You gotta see this.

http://college.big-boys.com/articles/nintendochoir.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 22, 2005, 05:05:10 am
Quote from: "Sared's Sig"
There's a bit of Sared in all of us


I really hope not <shudder>

:p
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 23, 2005, 10:16:21 pm
LMAO, my bro found this:
(http://www.jaypinkerton.com/comics/matrix/matrix05.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 24, 2005, 10:19:58 am
Lips, hips, ass and attitude.  Ms. Bellucci has them in spades!

I always thought her outfit in that scene was a bit much.  Maybe more than a bit.  If ever there was an outfit that said "Here's a little something for the boys in the audience", that was it.  Her pale green dress was perfect.  It was sexy without requiring her boobs to be spilling out over the top of it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on October 24, 2005, 10:56:40 am
and what is wrong with boobs spilling out over the top...especially those boobs?
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on October 24, 2005, 11:10:54 am
You never really watched the scenes in Reloaded did you Manic, take a look at the scene just before Persephone kills the werewolf dude. When see opens the door you get the full frontal shot of her, yea that little green dress is see through, but Ms. Bellucci is a porn star, give me a minute with Google and I'll find her without any clothing anyways.
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 24, 2005, 12:44:21 pm
Quote from: "Eroz"
You never really watched the scenes in Reloaded did you Manic


No.  No no.  You did not just question my obsession for this trilogy.  Eroz, my name is Manic Velocity.  You have doubted my love for The Matrix.  Prepare to die.

But seriously, there's something to be said about a woman who knows how to wear her clothes.  Any woman can strip and have every guy within a 5 mile radius all over her... well, maybe not any woman... but I happen to admire women that can look sexy while covering themselves up.

And notice that I'm saying "women".  You can have all your "girls" and your "chicks".  I want something real.

Do I mind a nude Monica Bellucci?  Of course not.  However, I have about 8 Monica Bellucci wallpapers, and if memory serves she's only nude in two of them.  In fact, most of the women in my wallpaper collection are fully clothed.  I find her face to be the most beautiful part about her.  That and her accent.  :)  She's just flat out gorgeous.  She doesn't need to stoop to the level of being erotic eye candy in order to be attractive.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on October 24, 2005, 12:51:38 pm
I'll fight this later, one when I'm awake, and two after my Shakespeare midterm, I'll be back in 2 hours.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on October 24, 2005, 12:54:50 pm
Check out the gallery

http://www.monicabellucci.it/
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on October 24, 2005, 04:06:33 pm
Ok,  I'mn just going to leave this at a simple quote. I argee with you Manic, so I leave you with this quote

"A flower is only as good as it pedals."

(If we didn't have clothing then we would be basing out choice of women purely off if she is "good-looking" in the childbearing sense, and if we did that I would assume we wouldn't care about marriage, just about the race surviving. I know that was more then just one quote, but whatever.)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on October 24, 2005, 04:14:03 pm
Wow, so many of those pictures remind me of Natile Portman, and Rachel Weisz (The Mummy Girl)
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on October 25, 2005, 05:34:39 pm
She sure does have some "tig ol' bitties" don't she?
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on October 25, 2005, 05:57:17 pm
um hmmm
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on October 26, 2005, 10:01:28 am
The average lifespan of a major league baseball is 7 pitches
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 08:23:48 pm
(http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/237/1/1/iAlien_by_MisterIngo.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 26, 2005, 08:35:34 pm
(http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs8/i/2005/284/a/e/Doctor_JeanFrancois_by_JeanFrancois.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 26, 2005, 11:41:22 pm
Sared's image posting skills lack wang.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on October 27, 2005, 05:39:27 pm
LOL, i think its deviant art with the no hotlinking thing, cause i can get the url and open them fine in a seperate tab.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2005, 08:39:04 pm
kind of did a double take, KBL actually stands for Kosila, Broin, Lithium, but those also happen to be my initials .... silly boys :p

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/grimkitten/kbl.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on October 27, 2005, 11:14:46 pm
LOL! :p That's awesome.... and scary lol.

Hummm I wonder what Eroz and Lithium were talking about... :p lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 28, 2005, 02:14:24 pm
Study: Iraqis Love Democracy, Prefer Not Dying

BAGHDAD, Iraq (DPI) A recent survey of Iraqi citizens has confirmed one of President Bush's principal assertions about the war in Iraq: The study found that an impressive 87 percent of Iraqis prefer democracy to the rule of Saddam Hussein. However, the study also showed that 98 percent of Iraqis prefer not being killed to having a participatory government. "Oh sure, free elections are super," said one Baghdad resident, who requested anonymity for fear of being targeted by insurgents. "I love being able to vote. It's just the constant fear of being blown up thing I don't care for." Electricity, jobs and being able to feed their children also outranked democracy in the survey. "Totalitarian government blows, no one can deny that," added a woman from Mosul. "But the thing is, Saddam didn't just randomly execute people. His shenanigans really only affected a very small percen— FUCKINGSHIT, GET DOWN!... Nevermind, false alarm."

----------------

Bush's 2% Approval Among African-Americans
Drawing Historical Comparisons


WASHINGTON (DPI) — Recent polls have shown President Bush's current approval rating among African-Americans at 2 percent. Not only is this the lowest single-demographic approval rating for a sitting president in American history, but it is possibly the lowest approval rating for anyone anywhere. Some historical comparisons:


» A 1940 poll shows Hitler with a 5-percent approval rating among European Jews.

» A French poll in 1789 reveals Marie Antoinette enjoyed an 11-percent approval rating among the wretched.

» Restored writings state that 9 percent of those tortured and enslaved by Genghis Khan opined, "same shit, different warlord."

» Three of Jesus' 12 apostles (25 percent) thought Pontius Pilate was "an OK guy, all things considered."


Note: Considering that the margin of error for the Bush poll was stated at +/- 3.2%, it is mathematically possible that each and every African-American not named Condoleezza hates the president's ever-loving guts.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 30, 2005, 02:23:49 pm
I love you Fuse, roffle.

UBER ORAGAMI BATTLE!:
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b234/WhiteMystAngel/matrix_origami.gif)

This made me giggle a bit :
(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3774/3724360l3yl2mh.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 30, 2005, 04:11:22 pm
Neo:  "I know oragami..."

Morpheus:  "Show me."


Those cat girls have some major camel-toe going.  :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 03, 2005, 04:53:01 pm
Randomness on yo ass, biotch (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8460222362133632201&q=2pac)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 06, 2005, 09:31:33 am
Watch where his feet are when the camera scrolls down, what a dork...

WMV format, small file (http://www.xtcg.co.uk/danceoff.wmv)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on November 06, 2005, 03:44:43 pm
(http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ft/2005/ft051106.gif)

SOLVE IT.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on November 06, 2005, 03:53:55 pm
I have all but 4 done, I just need to grab my Casio to solve for the bottom 5 minus 9!
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on November 06, 2005, 03:57:27 pm
I dont even know how to do the last 2.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on November 06, 2005, 04:00:50 pm
You know how to do derivatives but not summations and integrals?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on November 06, 2005, 06:49:44 pm
Cosine, secant, tangent, sine!

Three point one four one five nine!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 06, 2005, 08:20:44 pm
Last 3...

43981

16384

35720

I can't help that this is what i've been doing over the past 11 weeks ... :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on November 06, 2005, 08:33:01 pm
Wow, they all really exist. Now that was a fun math search.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 08, 2005, 07:02:21 pm
Foxtrot never disappoints! :p

in other news... the Canadian government is f*cked up!  right now the Liberals hold a minority government... they are also in strong opposition from the NDP and Conservatives, the Conservatives have been trying to topple the govt since like april when it got voted in, but the NDP sided with the liberals, pending certain agreements and the outcome of a scandal report.  Well the report is in, it was the ex liberal prime minister's fault ... and here we go, the NDP no longer wanna support the liberals... so after just having an election not to long ago... it looks like we could be going to vote again.  

Now here is the funny thing... polls on nov 4 show the country is still in favour of a liberal minority govt... so what the f*ck is going to happen if we vote again?? we'll just get back into the same mess were in now!

    * Liberals: 35 per cent (+7)
    * Conservatives: 28 per cent (-3)
    * NDP: 16 per cent (-4)
    * Bloc Quebecois 13 per cent (no change)
    * Green Party: 8 per cent (+1)

God I hate politics!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 08, 2005, 09:14:52 pm
To: abuse_thepiratebay.org
From: Andrew Beaudoin <andrew@vicam.com>
Subject: ABUSE - Copyright Infringement; Trademark Abuse
Date: Thu, 21 Jul 2005 09:33:12 -0400

PRQ (DBA: TFR, THEPIRATEBAY)
Box 1206
Stockholm, 11479
Sweden

Voice - +46-707-323-819
Fax - +46-707-323-819

To whom it may concern:

I am writing to you as the legal representative of Rabbit Valley
Comics®. Rabbit Valley® owns the copyright of all the published works
under the Another Rabco Disaster® trademark. I hereby notify you that
you are hosting material (published via a bittorrent tracker) which
infringes on our copyrights.

The address of the website is
http://thepiratebay.org/details.php?id=3357473

Neither use nor distribution of this material has been authorized by
Rabbit Valley. Hence I have to conclude that this publication
constitutes an infringement of the copyrights of Rabbit Valley.

Under the European E-Commerce directives (Directive 2000/31/EC,
2004/48/EC, (EC) No 1383/2003) you, as a hosting provider, are liable
for unlawful content. If you don't act immediately after you have been
notified of this fact. I trust you will take all necessary measures
upon receipt of this notification to end this and all future
infringements of our intellectual property rights.

Thank you for your courtesy and anticipated co-operation.

Andrew Rabbitt
Vice President
Rabbit Valley

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From anakata
Subject: Re: Copyright Infringement; Trademark Abuse
To: Andrew Beaudoin <andrew@vicam.com>

Dear Mr Rabbitt, (Why the extra T? Afraid of furry-jokes when paying
with your credit card? Or does the rabbit suit give you away?)

Even though we deeply respect and acknowledge your "intellectual"
property, we fail to see how an interpretation of the said directives
makes them applicable in this case.
NONE of the copyrighted data in question is published or ever stored on
our servers. Nor is any of the copyrighted data relayed through our
servers. The tracker merely provides .torrent files.
As to this day this activity is not prohibited by Swedish law and it's
our assessment that not even a wide interpretation of the E-commerce
directives makes them applicable to torrent trackers. Out activities
will therefore continue until this fact changes or Hell freezes over.

We suggest that you motion for a change of Swedish and/or for the
European Supreme Court to clarify the interpretation of the directive,
which should take no more than 3-7 years. Patience is a virtue!

In the meantime: Enjoy our tracker! If you browse under "porn" I'm sure
that you'll find something that tickles just that "special" spot.
Hope to see you at the annually furry-convention in Las Vegas! Our whole
staff will be going as the cast from the movie "Homeward Bound: The
Incredible Journey"

Sincerely

/Judas_I
Legal representative of The Pirate Bay

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Andrew Beaudoin <andrew@vicam.com>
Subject: Re: Copyright Infringement; Trademark Abuse
Date: Tue, 2 Aug 2005 08:44:09 -0400
To: anakat

(Actually the extra 't' has always been there. I suppose I could ask  
the elders of the family why it was added, but most of them have  
passed on, and the remaining few don't like talking to the younger  
generation.)

With regard to the situation at hand, I'll take your advice and  
contact the EC directly. I don't expect much, I just don't want to  
lose any more sales to the person called 'evilsibe'. We've been able  
to shut down many trackers who don't actually host our materials  
under the 'made available' clause of the US DMCA; but this is an  
international case, so the laws of the US don't hold water - nor  
should they.

(There is a furry convention in Las Vegas? Cool! Have a great time!)


Andrew Rabbitt
Crafty Marketing Fox
Rabbit Valley

WhiteFox@RabbitValley.com
Voice - 781-760-1139
Fax - 302-444-9335
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on November 16, 2005, 03:33:36 pm
Why was the pretzel afraid to leave his house?

...

Because he was a-SALTED!

I'm really bored.  :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 16, 2005, 03:49:03 pm
<smacks Manic on the nose with a newspaper>
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on November 17, 2005, 03:13:27 am
is it true that if you flick a dog in the nose he will forget what he was doing?
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on November 17, 2005, 03:49:14 am
4 8 15 16 23 42
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 17, 2005, 07:54:06 am
dfghdfghnaaadjyjvvvvvvvv vvsddddd
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on November 17, 2005, 09:41:02 am
Quote from: "Fuse"
dfghdfghnaaadjyjvvvvvvvv vvsddddd


I've solved the encryption!  It says:

"Bring Manic food."
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 17, 2005, 10:26:23 am
solve this.

jskn do jlw, mekgy nw qxxp!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 17, 2005, 12:35:59 pm
The Flintstones had TV and haircuts, but no brakes or footwear. With priorities that out of whack, it's no wonder caveman died out
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 19, 2005, 10:43:36 pm
definition - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=leeroy&r=f
...wow, my dream in life is to become as famous as leeroy or FPSdoug or any of those wonderful internet stars :) xD
MK theme - http://pages.prodigy.net/lordt6/leeroy_techomix.MP3
...I dunno - http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/mego527.html

I found all of these on http://www.leeroyjenkins.net/index.html Oh the laughs... :)
Title: randomness
Post by: likwidtek on November 20, 2005, 03:05:16 am
Prepare to shit your pants.

http://media.putfile.com/Who-is-Leroy-Jenkins

When the internet subculture hits primetime... you know you've made net history.
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on November 20, 2005, 10:04:10 am
Those guys are n00bs didnt even know the answer, and I was looking for a video of it the last few days but all i could get was a screenshot of the question.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 20, 2005, 12:55:50 pm
lol noobs!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 20, 2005, 10:59:24 pm
silly buttons
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 20, 2005, 11:28:20 pm
fgg
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on November 21, 2005, 10:47:18 am
My goddamn tea won't stay hot!  I set the stupid mug down for five minutes and it becomes room temperature!

Gotta get me one of these:  http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/7433/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2005, 12:17:16 pm
You're f*cking kidding me right?  They go for £3 here.  That's like, $5.  $21.99?!!!  And be careful, they don't take standard mug sizes, mine doesn't quite fit on mine so it leans a little.  But it does keep the mug hot.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on December 06, 2005, 11:06:48 am
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/022503/hozac.jpg)
(http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/061802/laworder.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on December 06, 2005, 11:23:26 am
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/ronery.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2005, 12:39:45 pm
good job, gary
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Post by: Lithium on January 01, 2006, 02:32:55 pm
OMG WTF HAX!
(http://www.flyinglab.com/pirates/images/screenshots/sshot113.jpg)
(http://liquiware.net/images/humor/danny.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on January 01, 2006, 03:56:54 pm
what game is that from?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 01, 2006, 04:12:54 pm
Quote from: "Khr0n1k"
what game is that from?


Pirates of the Burning Sea
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on January 01, 2006, 05:12:15 pm
ahh i see
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 02, 2006, 03:11:09 pm
I joined FA 1 year ago today O.O
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Post by: Manic Velocity on February 02, 2006, 11:26:55 am
How many people can say they've found a homeless person passed out in a public restroom?  Maybe a few.  How many people can say they've had that experience twice?  Me.

The first time was a few years ago up at the arcade at the University of Utah.  I watched a homeless person stumble into the women's restroom, but weirder things have happened, so I didn't think much of it.  About 20 minutes later, a woman went into the restroom, and quickly came out laughing.  The police were called, and people began crowding into the restroom to see.  The guy was face down on the floor, with an empty rum bottle in his hand.

Now, the most recent incident was mere minutes ago.  The lights in the restroom at my office are on a timer with a motion sensor.  If the sensor doesn't detect motion for 20 minutes, the lights shut off.  Once someone enters the room, the lights come on.  So I enter the room to do my thing.  The lights flicker on and I see a pair of feet in one of the stalls.  Taking a minute to think, I soon realize that this guy had to have been in there for over 20 minutes.  I speak up and ask if the guy is alright.  I get no answer.  I ask again, this time a little louder, still no answer.  Assuming the worst has happened, (one of our employees has died on the crapper), I hurry out of there and tell the receptionist to call the police.  Our office is on the top floor of the building, so we watch four squad cars and an ambulance pull into the parking lot.  They get up here as quick as they can and head into the restroom.

About 10 minutes later, the cops bring a homeless guy out of the restroom in handcuffs.  Sure enough, he was drunk and seemed rather confused as to where he was.  The cops say they'll keep him over night for public intoxication.

So... how was your morning?
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on February 19, 2006, 06:14:42 pm
This is awesome!!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=zp-y3ZNaCqs
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on February 19, 2006, 11:49:58 pm
No, Styan... YOU are awesome... :-D
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 20, 2006, 02:14:54 am
Ooohhh.... i want  one!
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on February 20, 2006, 07:21:31 am
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
-Voltaire
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Post by: Heironymus on February 20, 2006, 08:57:49 am
I saw boombye post this on the MxO forums.. so I am inserting it here... cuz I lmao

"Crayons taste like purple."
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Post by: Heironymus on February 20, 2006, 09:19:34 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/internet.jpg)
Does this mean I won at the INternet?
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Post by: Jeyk on February 20, 2006, 12:09:03 pm
I'd say so.
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Post by: Styan on February 28, 2006, 10:25:04 pm
hehehe... http://youtube.com/watch?v=se8ABHcq8g4  (it is work safe)
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Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2006, 10:32:07 pm
How about a random post for no reason CHEAA!!!

Nightmares after watching that Styan, thanks.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on March 01, 2006, 04:12:50 pm
your welcome :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 01, 2006, 05:41:47 pm
I saw a woman in a banana costume yesterday... how's that for random?
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on March 01, 2006, 06:35:48 pm
was she shaking maracas singing "Peanut butter jelly time" ?? cause that would be cool!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 01, 2006, 06:41:18 pm
Peanut butter jelly and a baseball bat!
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on March 01, 2006, 09:30:02 pm
Lits you live the south during Fat Tuesday, Everything should have been random.
Title: randomness
Post by: Kosila on March 02, 2006, 03:08:57 am
(http://www.random.org/graphics/coins/novelty/decision-maker-yes.jpg) (http://www.random.org/cgi-bin/randflip?cur=novelty.decision-maker)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 02, 2006, 04:07:17 am
You have no idea.... Mobile and New Orleans literally shut down. It's great
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Post by: Eroz on March 02, 2006, 11:48:12 am
Oh I have an idea, I lived in the south for 6 years.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on March 02, 2006, 12:35:08 pm
I hate it here in the south.  Florida is dumb.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on March 02, 2006, 02:49:16 pm
Indeed.. Florida is dumb... but don't move one state up... cuz Georgia is just as dumb.. with less old people...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 02, 2006, 02:54:12 pm
Florida doesn't count as Southern.. there are too many old people snowbirds. What say we all move to Nebraska? Nobody lives in Nebraska! Just us, round the clock MXO, and CORN!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2006, 07:29:12 pm
Unfortunate URLs, as seen on MSN this morning:

www.homesexchange.com
www.whorepresents.com
www.penisland.net
www.goredfoxes.com
www.choosespain.com
www.mp3shits.com
www.penismightier.com
www.molestationnursery.com
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 03:03:27 pm
Links from B3ta - SECOND ONE NOT AT ALL WORK SAFE

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5978/leettraffic5xx.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paintmeblue/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 03:16:03 pm
I know I'm double posting but this one deserves its own entry.  The further down you get the funnier it becomes:

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on March 10, 2006, 04:04:04 pm
My sides hurt because of that last one.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 04:35:22 pm
What would you rather eat, out of interest.  Fuck Silk or Cowboy Meat?
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Post by: Lits on March 10, 2006, 06:04:30 pm
Are these real foods? I'm wondering.... Cowboy Meat?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on March 10, 2006, 06:49:01 pm
This further begs the question.... Fuck Silk?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2006, 07:16:31 pm
I didn't realise how dirty it sounded until after I posted it ;)
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Post by: Manic Velocity on March 13, 2006, 09:45:21 am
Febreeze is the new "laundry day".

Discuss.
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on March 13, 2006, 12:16:13 pm
....


umm, sure.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 13, 2006, 02:07:36 pm
Smell tests... Febreeze is a cheat sheet. No pun intended
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2006, 02:46:36 pm
Yeah... germs, eugh
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on April 09, 2006, 12:40:02 am
RANDOMNESS FTW!

*looks around curiously*

*shrugs*

*runs away*
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 09, 2006, 01:05:43 am
Now THAT was random :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 09, 2006, 02:29:18 am
i've gone insane
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Post by: Anamodiel on April 09, 2006, 09:35:54 am
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini,
That she wore for the first time today...

Hehe. That was just on the radio. Now it's going to be stuck in my head all day...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 09, 2006, 04:27:45 pm
And now it's stuck in all of OUR heads... good job Ana... you suck :(.
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Post by: Kosila on April 09, 2006, 04:46:01 pm
It's 11°C outside and it looks like this:
(http://theweathernetwork.com/common/images/wskies/b.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 09, 2006, 05:35:36 pm
I am cool.
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Post by: Styan on April 10, 2006, 12:02:37 am
Kos u can't speak in °C... they don't understand that... its about 52°F
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on April 10, 2006, 01:33:31 am
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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Post by: Styan on April 10, 2006, 08:16:49 am
zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
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Post by: Fuse on April 10, 2006, 12:24:14 pm
.
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Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2006, 12:40:22 pm
..
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on April 10, 2006, 01:50:34 pm
???
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on April 10, 2006, 02:33:45 pm
Alicia Witt is teh hawt.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 10, 2006, 02:49:03 pm
Quote from: "Styan"
Kos u can't speak in °C... they don't understand that... its about 52°F


Thanks Styan... I can never get that formula right. Damn European style....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 10, 2006, 02:54:11 pm
Oi.  Centigrade makes perfect sense.  If you grew up with it ;)

I'll always consider winter to be "4 degrees or less" than "40 degrees".  "40 degrees" here is a really good summer :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on April 10, 2006, 03:52:41 pm
Ferinhert doesn't even make sense. I use it, but the reason for its existance is complete and utter bullshite. "So lets make the 0 the lowest temperture I can make in 1424, out of ice and nitris. That will be my zero, no matter that there are things much, much lower then that I'll just leave it at that. Then I don't feel like having 360 between freezing water and boiling water, because that would be too much. So I'll just do it in 180 degrees."
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 10, 2006, 05:56:39 pm
Not to change the subject, but today I had a gay man tell me I have a "faboulous rack"..... tell me that's not random.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on April 10, 2006, 08:33:17 pm
Ok, thats not random.... You know what is random rand(100). Now that's random.
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on April 10, 2006, 09:17:36 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
Not to change the subject, but today I had a gay man tell me I have a "faboulous rack"..... tell me that's not random.



There was a subject?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 11, 2006, 01:17:43 am
You have a rack?

Sorry, sometimes I forget there are real girls here :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on April 11, 2006, 05:58:21 pm
funny how one of the first elements of the cafepress store was a thong... i wonder how many tbone oredered?? *raises one eyebrow*
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 12, 2006, 05:11:52 pm
I live in the middle of a city... This morning, I was just going to bed, and around 8am I heard this noise outside my bedroom window. It sounded like a racoon or a monstrous squirrel, so I got up and raised the blinds there was................ a chicken. I swear, a CHICKEN! Just clucking around being chicken-y. It wasn't too long before my neighbors cat went after it, but how often you see a chicken outside your bedroom window?
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on April 12, 2006, 05:48:26 pm
I live in oklahoma...so often.
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Post by: Eroz on April 12, 2006, 05:55:56 pm
Ok, I lived in OKC for 9 years, I never remember a chicken.

But in order news Tetris has taken over my dorm. For the past week every time I try and go to sleep I see the falling block, forming them selves into lines and 4x4 block. It has taken over my mind.
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Post by: Styan on April 12, 2006, 08:58:07 pm
humour + random = makes my day :p
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on April 12, 2006, 09:49:34 pm
Quote from: "Eroz"
Ok, I lived in OKC for 9 years, I never remember a chicken.

But in order news Tetris has taken over my dorm. For the past week every time I try and go to sleep I see the falling block, forming them selves into lines and 4x4 block. It has taken over my mind.



thats in OKC, I live in the semi rural area down in da south.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on May 01, 2006, 03:09:44 pm
The little drummer boy..
http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=1989
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Post by: NoCry on May 01, 2006, 04:41:53 pm
ermmmmm
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Post by: Anamodiel on May 01, 2006, 05:03:06 pm
I've started drivers training! It's so much fun. hahaha. I'm about to go to my first lesson on the road.. I've been driving in circles for two hours, and now I get to go on the road. Cool, huh?

:D
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on May 01, 2006, 07:29:45 pm
Despite the fact you likely won't come close to Canada, give me prior warning so I stay off the road :P
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Post by: Lits on May 02, 2006, 01:45:42 am
hehe.. that's terrible Styan.

I still don't drive though. 19, and I still don't drive. Not much need for it here. That, and I ran my dad's car into a house when I was 13 and it kinda has me spooked. Teehee.
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Post by: Adad on May 02, 2006, 01:56:22 am
I'm drunk...discuss that...
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Post by: Da6onet on May 02, 2006, 02:23:10 am
i fell asleep at the wheel after driving for 7 hours straight without any sleep or water. I rear-ended two cars at 55mph. how does this relate to being drunk you ask? well in virginia, they just passed a law stating that if you are asleep at the wheel it is considered a dui. w00t!

(btw everyone from the accident was/is fine)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on May 02, 2006, 02:52:45 am
Are you being charged with a DUI? DA6, I'm so sorry. Glad you're okay.

On another note, not really random, but worth mentioning:
The mini-show Tbone was part of tonight was such a hit, they sold out the house and some of the proffessors requested a rare back-to-back encore performance so everyone could see it. So congrats Boss!
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 02, 2006, 03:12:19 am
Driving under the Influence.... of Sleep? :P
Hmmm, so being drunk would have to be qualified with an blood/alchohol test surely...

Sucks
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on May 02, 2006, 04:50:38 am
well actually the accident happend out of state, pennsylvania to be precise, so i got lucky in that regard. the investigating officer did not feel i was drunk or driving wrecklessly, i was not issued any citation or taken in for a blood test. and my insurance covered all damage to all vehicles. luckily no medical expenses from anyone, which is odd, because according to nhtsa i should have broken both my legs (46% chance or greater). on a related note, i just bought a new car today
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on May 02, 2006, 05:54:05 am
Styan, I live in Michigan, so you better stay far away from that border. :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Ketamininja on May 02, 2006, 06:29:21 am
OMGWTFRLHAX0R!!! I want one!11

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3495307180909713176
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 02, 2006, 02:05:13 pm
Quote from: "Ketamininja"
OMGWTFRLHAX0R!!! I want one!11

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3495307180909713176[/url]


teh secks!
Title: Nano Nano
Post by: Ketamininja on May 03, 2006, 06:06:47 am
http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=658762006

eep
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2006, 07:19:14 am
Deus Ex here we come!!

I want my black market mods!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2006, 03:02:52 pm
Errrr..... what? (http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/but-hes-gay.wmv)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on May 19, 2006, 04:03:32 pm
Homophobe anyone?
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on May 20, 2006, 12:50:48 am
He climbed Mount Everest.. but get this.. He's GAY!... I mean.. he's blind...

As soon as those cameras turned off she probably kicked herself in the face
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on May 20, 2006, 01:10:16 am
in the past three days i have accumulated a total of 31 bruises, 5 cuts, and 2 major skin abrasions, on my arms, chest and legs.

try to guess what i've been doing.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on May 20, 2006, 01:51:41 am
There is only one thing that I can imagine you'd be doing for 3 days that would create that many bruises and cuts...Rugby anyone?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2006, 02:21:36 am
Nah he looks too small for rugby.

Hey maybe he went for a walk through a car wash because he's.... gay.  I mean blind.  I always get those two mixed up.  Doh!  lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on May 20, 2006, 04:29:51 am
hm...well it wasnt coding...lazy ass dag... uh, maybe... um.... secks?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on May 20, 2006, 10:08:22 am
Secks? What kind of sex leaves marks like THAT? Geeze, even *I* have never been THAT rough!

My vote goes to..... hanggliding. Or moving. Yeah, I'll go with hanggliding.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 20, 2006, 10:38:21 am
Wolverine Mud Wrestling! That's OBVIOUSLY the answer...gawd...
Title: randomness
Post by: Bellthazor on May 20, 2006, 02:54:47 pm
mountain Climbing....or hiking
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Post by: Heironymus on May 20, 2006, 03:52:28 pm
Water Polo
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Post by: Lits on May 29, 2006, 03:18:56 pm
How is water polo brusing? I didn't think you could get hurt playing water polo.... aside from drowning.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 29, 2006, 03:52:56 pm
I imagine getting smacked with a stick hurts as much if not more underwater
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on May 29, 2006, 05:23:30 pm
too small for rugby? 6'5" 280lbs! though I have actually never played the sport.
I don't get back in the pool for Water Polo until July 3rd, but good guess. To lits, of the varsity sports I have played (football, swimming, lacrosse, water polo) I can say with absolute certainty that it's the toughest of those sports. I would put it on the same level as wrestling, but I can't make a personal comparison.
The worst injury I've ever sustained during sex was bite marks (one of them bled)
I've only ever been moutain climbing once, hurt my hands so i didn't like it :-p
Kayda you have obscene thoughts, and I like that, but no.
Yes I have been lazy about coding, mostly because I'm too tired from work to jack in (note that was a hint)
Also I'm not gay or blind. Think i covered all the bases.
Title: randomness
Post by: Strod on May 29, 2006, 06:16:26 pm
Dats alot of dimp!

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6932/matrix20060524153452650xp.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on May 29, 2006, 08:54:05 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"

The worst injury I've ever sustained during sex was bite marks (one of them bled)


TMI?
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on May 30, 2006, 12:34:49 am
Quote from: "Eroz"
Quote from: "Da6onet"

The worst injury I've ever sustained during sex was bite marks (one of them bled)


TMI?


Rope burns hurt worse... use cloth if given the chance...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on May 30, 2006, 05:19:27 am
Linen leaves fewer marks, but silk feels better..... so I've heard :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on May 30, 2006, 07:23:35 am
!!!

TMI! TMI!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 01, 2006, 05:49:23 pm
I took a picture of one of my worst sex injuries...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/back1.jpg)

This was the day after. I bled.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 01, 2006, 06:08:04 pm
Sweet merciful Mother of God...

You people are fucking crazy.......I love you guys XD

But, seriously, yeah, I know all about the biting dilly. Almost every significant other I've had has been into biting.

More or less, they found Vampires to be exceedingly sexy.

And damn it, Fuse, it's "I'll be your number one with a bullet; A loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it!"

Don't make me slap you...
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on June 01, 2006, 06:13:29 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
I took a picture of one of my worst sex injuries...
([url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/back1.jpg[/url])

This was the day after. I bled.


I still have scars on my wrists *don't remember quite how they came to be on my wrists* Finger nail scars.. when I came home for spring break they were all scabbed up and my parents thought I had tried doing something to myself... my battle wounds are still there now... :(
I would post a pic but my phone cam isn't very good... and well.. I went way over my phone bill last month :( ...
But damn Fuse... damn
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 01, 2006, 10:12:09 pm
Yeah I know... It looks like a banged a panther.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on June 01, 2006, 11:38:49 pm
you mean you didn't?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 02, 2006, 12:06:59 am
Jeeze Fuse... Damn.
I repeat... DAMN! You need to have a talk with your girlfriend!

*And Kayda... it actually is "loaded God complex".... *
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2006, 12:53:58 am
I just need  to make my second post here... She's totally right Kayda.  Loaded god.  Sorry. PS... ITS FRICKIN GOOD TO BE BACK ON THSI THREAD!!!!! Ahh the good old days.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on June 02, 2006, 01:13:47 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 02, 2006, 09:16:47 am
"God complex" = Known lingo and slang. Commonly given to doctors and sugeons who hold life and death in their hands quite oftenly. Hence the term in the song.
"Gun complex" = Figment of Kaydas imagination. Possibly created due to slight loss of hearing, or misunderstanding of the english language. Silly Kayda, trix are for kids.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 02, 2006, 12:47:26 pm
Jeesh... that was rather harsh....
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 02, 2006, 02:23:45 pm
Me and Kayda go way back, there's no harm meant.

*gives ultra secret cool handshake*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2006, 02:28:06 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
Silly Kayda, trix are for kids.


Coupla stupid Mervs said the same thing to me the other day.  Worst.  Trash Talk.  Ever.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 03, 2006, 06:26:28 am
*completes handshake*

Yeah, Fuse and I are cool.

*begins feeding shells into shotgun*
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 03, 2006, 02:53:44 pm
He saved me in Nahm...

*pulls tank around for the shot*
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on June 08, 2006, 12:17:35 am
Getting back to more randomness...
I found this image to be pretty freaking awesome... makes for a nice background...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/a4bb0fc3.jpg)

On.. to my next bit of randomness...
This was posted on a forum I browse under the title My Wife...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/6146dd72.jpg)
which someone quickly replied...  DUDE.. you look like an Asian David Hasslehoff...

moving on again..
this was also a nice play on a good quote... and I got this from www.4chan.org... and /b/ is there random thread...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/50d0da6b.png)

ENJOY!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on June 08, 2006, 10:38:39 pm
What's that condition called where the mind creates what it wants to see?  Anyway, I was waiting outside a friend's apartment a couple days ago and what did I see scrawled across an adjacent newspaper dispenser?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/06-07-06_1759.jpg

In Soviet Russia, angel follows you!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 08, 2006, 11:24:51 pm
Wicked! What do you think it was supposed to be? Cause all I can see is FA. Good eye Manic
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on June 09, 2006, 01:32:39 am
I want to bang my friend's girlfriend.  Damn you, moral integrity.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on June 09, 2006, 05:47:37 am
lol; brilliant; just brilliant.

Dispense with integrity.
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on June 09, 2006, 10:33:03 am
Quote from: "Lits"
Wicked! What do you think it was supposed to be? Cause all I can see is FA. Good eye Manic


Well, things around my city just seem to always make strong references to The Matrix.  That's what I meant about the mind creating what it wants to see.  It's probably just coincidence, but I still can't help but wonder.

We have a club named Avalon Theater, like the one in MxO.  During the "Blue Sky" event, a grocery store that I frequent was selling cans of "Blue Sky Soda".  Then of course the "FA" graffiti, which no doubt holds a completely different meaning for the person who did it.  But still, how often do you see those two letters together in every day life?

I'm just glad I finally have a camera phone so I can snap pictures every time it happens.  :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 09, 2006, 01:59:21 pm
The best thing you've ever clicked (http://abum.com/file/shadow/animations/17632.swf)

Ceiling Cat (http://www.ceilingcat.com)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on June 10, 2006, 02:09:46 am
That was a cool stick figure Flash. I still enjoy the CounterStrike Stick Figure ones.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on June 11, 2006, 12:38:58 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Quote from: "Lits"
Wicked! What do you think it was supposed to be? Cause all I can see is FA. Good eye Manic


Well, things around my city just seem to always make strong references to The Matrix.  That's what I meant about the mind creating what it wants to see.  It's probably just coincidence, but I still can't help but wonder.


Indeed, I ate a rather tasty meal at Sakura last week, as well I met a girl named Mara just a couple days ago. I've seen other things that make reference to things we see in the Matrix, but those are the only two I can remember clearly at the moment. Perhaps it is not so much that the real mimics the Matrix, instead it is the other way around. For example, last time I was in Chicago, I noticed this (http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/chicago/tribuneBuilding.jpg) building and found it very familiar even though I had never seen it before.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on June 11, 2006, 01:16:32 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
For example, last time I was in Chicago, I noticed this ([url]http://www.ronsaari.com/stockImages/chicago/tribuneBuilding.jpg[/url]) building and found it very familiar even though I had never seen it before.


Yea, a few of the buildings in game are based off real life buildings. I remember at some point (I want to say back in beta) there was a thread that had the real buildings with pictures of the in game buildings next to them. It was cool.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2006, 02:08:34 pm
Well, the MegaCity from the movies was based on Chicago wasn't it...?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 11, 2006, 05:01:40 pm
Yes. The W Bros grew up in a suburb of Chicago. Actually the first two scripts of the matrix never called it "Megacity", it actually took place in "Chicago".
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 14, 2006, 02:42:40 pm
Did we ever find out what DA6ONET was doing to get so beat up?


And did you know this? Statistically, the Scooby-Doo gang is 84% more likely to stumble across a secret passage rather than find one they are actually looking for?
(http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/scoobydoo.asp)
{{at the bottom of the page}}

And more collect calls are made on Father's Day than any other day of the year.
(http://www.snopes.com/holidays/fathersday/collect.asp)
Title: randomness
Post by: Bellthazor on June 14, 2006, 04:22:46 pm
But who makes the collect calls...Children or Dad?

*starts Poll*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on June 14, 2006, 04:33:12 pm
Mooooo.
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on June 14, 2006, 08:02:51 pm
This is Manic Velocity, comin' attcha live from the Apple store in Salt Lake City!  Booyah!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on June 14, 2006, 08:31:00 pm
Did you buy an iPod or an iMac?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on June 14, 2006, 08:43:08 pm
1000th POST in this THREAD!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 15, 2006, 02:01:48 am
WHY does Zion go to bed at midnight??? I just got home and there's no one but reds!
ARRRGGGG!!!

(P.S. it's 2am)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on June 15, 2006, 06:55:49 am
Well next week I'm homealone and I would have graduated so, 24 hours of MxO lol, unless I find something to do. I need to level up my alt who's been at level 7 for 6 months.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2006, 07:15:15 am
Well Lits I was on at 4:00AM - where we you? :-P
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on June 15, 2006, 07:31:02 am
4:00AM GMT?
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on June 15, 2006, 09:32:31 am
Quote from: "Lithium"
1000th POST in this THREAD!


Can anyone find out if this is Lithium first post in this thread?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 15, 2006, 10:37:47 am
No, it is not his first post in this thread
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 15, 2006, 04:09:49 pm
Sorry, that would be 2am CST. And I left at like 2:30. According to the clock on this site, that would have been 1am f.a.t.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 15, 2006, 04:45:51 pm
This is from my home town... not sure if I should even mention this, for fear of guilty by association. guilty of really stupid redneck association.

=====================================================
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) - Jackson police have not said whether a suspect arrested Friday on firearms charges is the man who wore bandages like a mummy when he walked into a bank, jumped the counter, stuffed his clothes with money and escaped on foot.

Montaries Brooks, 26, of Jackson, was being questioned Friday night regarding the robbery and was charged as a convicted felon in possession of a firearm. He was being held Saturday in the Hinds County Detention Center.

Police arrested Brooks shortly before noon Friday at an apartment, where a SWAT team had converged shortly after the bank robbery. Sgt. Joseph Wade said the robber walked into the Trustmark Bank on Terry Road, wearing bandages about 10 a.m.

"He was fully bandaged," Wade said, including his face and arms. "The only things they could see were his eyes and lips. He asked a teller for help, then jumped over the counter and began taking money out of the drawer," Wade said.

The robber, who Wade said never showed a weapon, stuffed the money into his clothes and ran. Police would not disclose how much money was stolen.
======================================================

On a similar note, my frehsman year of high school a student who hung around my crowd, but wasn't really friends with us left the school during the 15 min break between 1st and 2nd period. He walked out, walked down the road to a bank outpost in a grocery store, robbed it with a 6-inch pocket knife, and then CAME BACK to school to take his Alegbra I exam. The police found him via a tracker and when asked why there was $2, 400 in his backpack he said: "That's my lunch money."

The whole story made it to the Enquirer magazine, and Jay Leno even did a skit about it the next night.

And you wonder why some yankees think we're idiots. I promise we're not. We just can't keep the stupider of us off the tv!
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on June 15, 2006, 04:58:17 pm
ROFLLOFL Lunch money! Classic!
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on June 15, 2006, 07:04:01 pm
that is a bash.org worthy quote.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 17, 2006, 01:29:11 am
I had this dream during a nap today:

Now you'll have to follow me on this one: Jack Bauer and E.R. had become one show. Jack Bauer was the head surgeon. There was a team working in the OR, and another one of the surgeons was Subb (as an actor), playing the charachter Anamodiel, who oddly enough, was Puerto Rican. It was Subb's voice and accent, but a Puerto Rican girl's body.

Got it so far? let's recap:
Subb is an actor on the Jack Bauer version of ER playing a female Puerto Rican surgeon who's name is Anamodiel.

Okay, that was the premise, this is the plot:
This particular episode focused on Anamodiel who was having problems with her health or something. And every so often, Subb would sneak little things into the shot that were FA related. Like the FA pin, or a credit card in her wallet that's logo was the FA symbol. Or a framed picture in her house of one of the FA in uniform. In the end of the show the charachter died of air in her bloodstream with no explanation of how it got there :(.

Tell me THAT is not weird as all hell.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2006, 01:37:51 am
You need help.  Seriously.

;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2006, 01:49:51 am
Wow.

That is an awesome dream.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on June 17, 2006, 08:49:58 am
You watch way too much ER and play way too much Matrix.

Was Subb a hot Puerto Rican girl? hahahha
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2006, 01:09:31 am
Shout out to Tohryanse and Anamodiel, the sexiest Nekkid Pwnstrz in the whole Matrix!

NAKED KARATE R0XX!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on July 12, 2006, 07:45:04 am
These two books become a new faith for all the new worlds humanity inhabits.
The Hegemon
&
insertanswerhere
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 12, 2006, 10:59:14 am
I know I've been having weird dreams too, ever thought how I came up with "Raiding Warehouse No. 58"? T'was a dream o.O
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 12, 2006, 11:01:50 am
And I died WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And can you gimme a picture of this Puerto Rican ^_^

**EDIT** Just found out what a Puerto Rican is >.<
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on July 12, 2006, 08:50:48 pm
Quote from: "Subb"

Just found out what a Puerto Rican is >.<


Wow... just plain wow...



Onto my post...

My names Mater... kinda like TaMater.. but without the Ta
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 13, 2006, 12:28:43 am
You hillbilly Sum'Bitch... I oughta paddle you for that one.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2006, 12:35:54 am
Got sent this by one of my staff.  I have explained to them that anything two stars and above, they won't be seeing me in the office

Hangover Ratings

1 star hangover

No pain. no real feeling of illness.  You slept in your own bed and when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you.

You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls.

However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara.

Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a bag of fries.

2 star hangover

No pain, but something is definitely amiss.  You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.

The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast.

Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails.

3 star hangover

Slight headache. Stomach feels crap.  You are definitely a space cadet and not so productive.

Anytime a girl or lad walks by you gag because the perfume/aftershave reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer kicked you out at 1:45 am.

Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV.

You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once.

4 star hangover

You have lost the will to live.  Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might spew.

Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze.

You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide the fact that you (depending on your gender) either missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, or, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the dodgems.

Your teeth have their own individual sweaters.  Your eyes look like one big vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from a second-grade class circa 1976.

You would give a weeks pay for one of the following - home time, a doughnut and somewhere to be alone, or a Time Machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.

You scare small children in the street just by walking past them.

5 star hangover

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you.

Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.

You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth.

Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you.

You'd cry but that would take the last drop of moisture left in your body.

Death seems pretty good right now.  Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic.  You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe ..... very gently.

6 star hangover

You arrive home and climb into bed.

Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in the taxi.

You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake you up.

You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and is flying relentlessly around the room.

No matter what you do you now, you're going to chuck.

You stumble out of bed and now find that your room is in a yacht under full sail.

After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet.

If you are lucky you will remember to lift the lid before you spontaneously explode and wake the whole house up with your impersonation of walrus mating calls.

You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting.  Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.

Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts.  Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.

With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.

You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.

It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed.  She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.

You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.

Work is simply not an option.

The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.

You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 19, 2006, 03:31:46 am
Lol... my friend Mike decided to go shot for shot on Jack Daniels with me one night.  (This was back in my prime, Lits, unfortunately, is now a much cheaper drunk, as she has decided that becoming an alcoholic doesn't exactly fit in her five year plan). Anyway, the two of us finished a brand new bottle (bottle = 1 liter). I was so proud of him, he kept up the whole way, until about 3 minites after the last shot.

He spent the rest of the night puking and punching the toilet, (he said it was the toilet's fault he was drunk). So we (4 of us) spent the next 8 hours taking shifts holding his head up and keeping him from getting up to go steal the neighbor's motorcycle and "riding away into the sunset" because he was a "superhero."

I'd consider that a class 7?
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on July 19, 2006, 04:19:41 am
i loooovvvveee drama majors!!!

there's alot more to that statement than you would think, but you'll either have to wait until i'm drunk ts to explain or happen to run into my woman, she might tell you.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 19, 2006, 06:44:12 am
When I'm drunk, I get exceedingly romantic and poetic around women. Usually, though, I'll reflect the mood/emotion of the people around me.

Also, I usually become exceedingly humorous (or my attempt at such, rather), and my sense of humor becomes very twisted. But, I digress...we must sit down one night and drink like fish. Though, if we do, we should do it at someone's place. I don't dig on the bar thing...just doesn't seem to be my kind of thing. I like to be in a safe comfortable environment, because I don't trust people usually.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 19, 2006, 09:59:29 am
I become EXTREMELY friendly with women, also I become paranoid. I was being sick in my friends bath (I was also recorded) and I was screaming because I thought his mum and dad were trying to kill me with "Potasium Pills". When I heard about this and saw it on tape I was extremely embarrased..... anyhoo, I've been drunk on MxO once or twice. I never go on TS when I'm drunk 'cause I say random things and I'll start swearing like someone with torrets. It's kinda funny when you start shouting at your RSI for interlocking someone because you think your hitting the freefire button but yer not....... *dies from lack of oxigen*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 21, 2006, 01:48:20 am
On my 21st birthday I got drunk off absenth and white russians... I dont remember much of it, but I remember vomiting off my deck and then grabing a beer out of someones hand and chugging it, claiming that if I didn't go right back to drinking, I'd get sick again... That's what we at Georgia Southern University call a Come-From Behind Win!!!

P.S.  You've gotta check this video out.  Awe inspiring and beautiful, yet tragic and horrific.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6126121898177679789
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 21, 2006, 01:54:39 am
Wow, that video reminded me alot of V for Vendetta.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 21, 2006, 02:40:45 am
Remember, remember the 5th of November?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 21, 2006, 10:13:58 am
Lits has a 4 star and is going to work.... fun.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 21, 2006, 02:12:39 pm
Correction... Lits went to work still slightly drunk, but progressed to a 5 star.

Lits quits drinking. FOREVER!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 21, 2006, 02:17:03 pm
Until the weekend?
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 22, 2006, 03:42:29 pm
So I figured there wasn't any better way to join the 1337 club with Tbone, Khr0n1k and Orien, than posting a spam like randomness message announcing it :p

w00t! :p

(http://www.sullycentral.net/images/FA/1337.png)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 22, 2006, 10:41:43 pm
Screw you and your 1337n355 :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on July 23, 2006, 04:22:29 am
1337 Club FTW!
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on July 23, 2006, 06:40:58 am
in my mind a pedophile is someone who finds little girls sexually attractive (little = pre-pubescent). however, lets say a 12 year old girl has hit puberty very fast and could pass as much older. Assuming you didn't know her age, who is society to call a guy a pedophile for thinking she's sexually attractive? A personal example: my girlfriend physically looks virtually the same now as when she was in 7th grade.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 23, 2006, 07:28:23 am
uhhh... what made you think of this DA6?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 23, 2006, 08:38:55 am
Errrr gime a double u tee eff...... Dag, can I have some of the pills your on please?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 23, 2006, 01:20:10 pm
This is doing my head in... can't get past six: http://n.nfshost.com/1.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on July 23, 2006, 03:10:01 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
uhhh... what made you think of this DA6?


Being a guy I check out any good looking woman. Well it just so happens that apparently I have a tough time telling age. To see just how bad, I guess the age of a woman and my girlfriend would "tell" me what her actual age was. When only counting attractive or well put together woman, on the low end of the scale, I thought 12-14 year olds were in fact 18-20 and on the high end I thought 30-40 year olds were in fact 25-28. As a result I've tried to become much more cynical when judging age. So Lits, you're 40!

and to answer your question, it bothered me to think that some of the "girls" i've checked out in the past were probably jail bait.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 23, 2006, 05:02:18 pm
so long as all you do is check out.... i think if they look old enough to catch most people's eyes, you're not a pedophile :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 23, 2006, 06:52:20 pm
looking is ok, touching is not... just keep that pane of glass between you and them and ur safe... and a pointer, it helps if the glass is tinted :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on July 23, 2006, 06:57:57 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
This is doing my head in... can't get past six: [url]http://n.nfshost.com/1.html[/url]


binary

Spoiler:


 4 | 2 | 1
---|---|---
 1 | 1 | 0   == 6

Answer to problem:
111.html --  4+2+1 = 7


Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on July 23, 2006, 11:22:28 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
Quote from: "Lits"
uhhh... what made you think of this DA6?


Being a guy I check out any good looking woman. Well it just so happens that apparently I have a tough time telling age. To see just how bad, I guess the age of a woman and my girlfriend would "tell" me what her actual age was. When only counting attractive or well put together woman, on the low end of the scale, I thought 12-14 year olds were in fact 18-20 and on the high end I thought 30-40 year olds were in fact 25-28. As a result I've tried to become much more cynical when judging age. So Lits, you're 40!

and to answer your question, it bothered me to think that some of the "girls" I've checked out in the past were probably jail bait.


The girl I'm seeing now is 24 but she could easily pass for 20.  She's also a chemical engineer and incredibly good looking.  :D  

But I get where you're coming from.  It's goddamn hard to tell these days.  I just play it safe and stick to older women.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on July 24, 2006, 01:50:41 pm
Yeah, you had better get ready to ask for 2 forms of ID before getting involved with girls now.  If not this 12 year old's daddy might be running after you with a chainsaw and going to court on rape charges statitory or otherwise.  ahh... kids gotta love em right wait no you cant love em thats the point lol.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 25, 2006, 09:32:33 am
Funniest viral video involving pokemon and people calling eachother names:

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1695203/
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on July 25, 2006, 09:39:06 am
I always wondered what an interaction between mek and psy would be like, now I know ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on July 25, 2006, 12:03:59 pm
ditto lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on July 25, 2006, 12:18:59 pm
Post count +1
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on July 29, 2006, 01:13:57 am
Just wanted to show off my new sig.  :D

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/sig_snakes.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 29, 2006, 01:16:13 am
It wins.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 30, 2006, 04:04:03 pm
Speaking of sig's, I haven't told Tizona how pretty his is yet.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2006, 05:02:09 pm
Thanks!

On a random note, here are all the sigs I've had starting from the moment I got in FA!

1. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/TizonaFAsig.gif)

2. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/TizonaFAsig2.gif)

3. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/TizonaFArecall2.gif)

4. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/1337sig.jpg)

5. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/fatizona7wk.gif)

6. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/FA_sig-Deepdive2.gif)

7. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/FA_sigXstylefinal.gif)

8. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/FA_sig-dark-city3.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 30, 2006, 06:00:51 pm
What is the symbol on the first two over the disk?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2006, 06:08:06 pm
In my first 2 sigs I used the sword I get my name from, Tizona. In my third it is the symbol of recall team member.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on July 30, 2006, 11:15:50 pm
That 5th one looks pretty damn nice.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on July 30, 2006, 11:36:46 pm
You know you've been in FA a while when you remember the 3rd sig.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on July 30, 2006, 11:46:36 pm
You know you've been in FA for awhile when you remember/did the first challenge, remember the old URL, have a list of the first 131 members, can name everyone who was a member before you (/count them on one hand to boot),, can remember the exact date te you join.... I can't think of any more for now.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 30, 2006, 11:57:22 pm
Quote from: "Eroz"
That 5th one looks pretty damn nice.


Haha..I wonder why? :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on July 31, 2006, 12:11:16 am
Quote from: "Tizona"
Quote from: "Eroz"
That 5th one looks pretty damn nice.


Haha..I wonder why? :p


Easy, because I made it.


Now if I would only ever make my own.


Hey random idea.

You know how Walrus does character sig, well now its time for an Eroz sig contest.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on July 31, 2006, 04:34:04 am
Man, someone should put up a tutorial with some user-friendly graphics that can be used for rookies like me that want to learn how to "sig it up".
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2006, 10:21:58 pm
haha, nice thread, this is the longest "about nothing" thread i have ever seen so i had to put my two cents in.  CHA CHING deposited, ROFL
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2006, 10:24:48 pm
You know, i want a really cool sig like that> how do i get one??  I think someone said i could have one made cause a couple of you are sig magicians.  Can ya hook me up??
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2006, 10:28:33 pm
Oh btw Tizona those sigs are awesome.  I just want one you have 8, WOW.  I like 3,6, and 7 the most.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 03, 2006, 10:37:18 pm
I think I've had 4 or 5. I used a template, but always added in extra stuff not included.
My first: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/FuseA2.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 03, 2006, 10:37:48 pm
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b234/WhiteMystAngel/matrix_origami.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 03, 2006, 10:39:18 pm
(http://www.freewebs.com/cryo_merk/coolasfuck.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on August 04, 2006, 12:02:34 am
Sigs???
*cough* I can make you one... here are all my sigs.. some I made.. some I didn't

1.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/heironymus.gif)

2.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/heiroymus2.gif)
     first two were made by Appolithenes WAy back right after launch

3.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/sig.jpg)

4.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/CR2templatecopy.gif)
     ^CR2.0 sig... Took forever to get it right..

5.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/litssig.gif)
   ^Sig I made for lits... She at least kept the catch phrase

6.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/roguered.gif)
  ^Sig I made for RogueRed... it wasn't his cup of tea though.. :-D

7.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/sharingancopy.gif)

8.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/duel3copy.gif)

9.(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/newsig.gif)
    ^my current one is images from Black Cat.. I even took the FA emblem and made it look like it was tattooed on his chest...

These are others that I made for both Tizona and Boombye.. just playing around...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/TizonaXtreem.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/TizonaKillerAngel.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/Boombye.jpg)
 and I still love Oriens CR2.0 that he made... out of several hundred that he has made over the past few months :-D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/orienneji.jpg)




Now on to Fuse posting Avatars..(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/vba485275c7.gif)
Still my favorite.. especially during the Brewko incidents...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on August 04, 2006, 01:03:47 am
Such a creative mind :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on August 04, 2006, 01:11:21 am
(http://tmp.4chan.org/cgl/src/1154607219606.jpg)
(http://nov.4chan.org/s/src/1154636345387.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/mew64.gif)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/Inner_Fatman/1154616640961.gif)
two more avatars... MEW MEW MEW!!!

More things I find funny
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2006, 02:31:03 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Sabre824/pyramindheads.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 04, 2006, 08:07:50 am
which one are you? =)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on August 04, 2006, 02:51:55 pm
Funny thing about Hurricanes and my family:

Tropical Storm Chris gave me a bit of a scare.

My mother's name is Camille
I have two uncles: Andrew and Frederick
I have an Aunt Betsy
A cousin David
A grandmother Rita
and my name in Russian is Katrina.

Every family member listed was living in the area hit by their namesake Hurricane.  Each Hurricane's path and destruction seemed eerily similar to the personality of it's corresponding family member.

My little brother's name is Christopher, but thank goodness he's only a youngin of 4. If the name Chris rotates around again in the future, I'm relocating!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 04, 2006, 03:34:39 pm
Best fucking song in the whole world! Look at Dave Grohl pulling faces ^_^

BTW this is Queens of the Stone Age Lits =P Also I finally hacked this after 2 months of constant practising!

The volume is crap so you need to turn it right up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWG3Vx0ADQY
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 05, 2006, 08:29:29 am
I found out last night how much I love gin and tonics!

ZOGMG!
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on August 05, 2006, 09:06:35 am
sig, i need a sig! i have no photo editing software or the like.... any good ideas??

also, i share your enjoyment of gin and tonic. a fine fine drink. try it with lime instead of the normal lemon. tres bon comme ca.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 05, 2006, 10:18:46 am
I think gin'n'tonic tastes like purfume in water..... I like Pimms, Gin, Quantro and cloudy lemonade or with pomegranet (don't know if I spelt that right) juice. T'is nice, but packs a punch.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 05, 2006, 11:39:55 am
The Net Neutrality campaign takes a blow as its own advocates show why some things should not be availble on the www (http://www.wearetheweb.org/)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 01:55:43 pm
Avatar laughs
<------
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 02:41:03 pm
My weekend job = (http://img1.jurko.net/dancing_bear.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:37:09 pm
lol this is fucking great!
(http://66.98.148.43/~infinite/bear.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:37:52 pm
This is damn good too...
(http://66.98.148.43/~infinite/ring.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:39:06 pm
Oh man, I can't stop!
(http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/7758/000000000000000003id.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:40:16 pm
Jesus, these need thier own thread.
(http://66.98.148.43/~infinite/punch.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:41:00 pm
really... someone ban me or something, I can't stop!
(http://img174.exs.cx/img174/1094/babyflash2dl.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:43:53 pm
No offense meant, but I chuckled at this.
(http://www.tirnagcasta.org/images/various/hair.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 05, 2006, 04:47:31 pm
(http://drakegoodman.smugmug.com/photos/29938164-M.gif)
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9472/parishiltonfrozenface0xp.gif)
(http://gifnation.com/albums/funny/29706073390.gif)
(http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/albums/internet-pics/iverness.gif)
(http://www.moneyforjoey.com/blake/NinjaPWND.gif)
(http://66.98.148.43/~infinite/conan.gif)
(http://66.98.148.43/~infinite/burgerking.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 05, 2006, 09:11:01 pm
lol, soz but I just stole each one
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 06, 2006, 04:24:08 pm
This is why you should wear gloves while drumming =P (even though I do =X)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60/Subb/DSCF0464.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on August 06, 2006, 07:09:55 pm
100% engineering here folks. I climbed that canoe trailer hook-and ladder to zip tie a phone line. across the road!

(http://liquiware.net/images/CSR/engineering.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on August 06, 2006, 10:23:29 pm
and you're still alive!
Title: randomness
Post by: Broin on August 06, 2006, 11:46:41 pm
One of those instances where you always want to have a camera rolling so you can catch the flash fire and send it to America's Funniest Fools  :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on August 07, 2006, 12:00:24 am
Alright Bob Saget!

Oh that was a while back wasn't it... damn.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 07, 2006, 11:14:14 pm
I don't think clowns are that funny. Actually, I don't really like clowns that much at all. It might have something to do with the time I went to the circus and a clown shot my father.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on August 08, 2006, 03:00:48 am
I've never cared for clowns either.  Think about it.  Just tell me when in the fuck you laughed at a clown.  When, you damn liar?!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 08, 2006, 11:34:49 am
I'm bored. Here's a boob.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/mxo/Lelyel.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on August 08, 2006, 01:51:35 pm
Nice.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2006, 01:59:34 pm
Is it yours Fuse?

(j/k)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 08, 2006, 02:02:02 pm
Well, I DO have my name on it. =)
Actually, most of you probably knwo who's it is.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 08, 2006, 02:07:23 pm
This is my baby.....we've been through rough times but we've always pulled through
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>((Note the other baby I dumped in the background ;p))
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60/Subb/DSCF0466.jpg)
>
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>
>
>This is my other mxo baby =D
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60/Subb/screenshot_226.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 12, 2006, 01:35:53 pm
(http://www.yourspacenow.com/img/animated152.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2006, 02:46:12 pm
i can't help but think what this means...
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l24/vermillion2006/chokechicken.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 12, 2006, 07:49:10 pm
I find myself choking on chicken at least once a day...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 12, 2006, 08:16:57 pm
Manic, you need to learn to deal with cocks your own size!
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on August 12, 2006, 09:40:14 pm
ewww Manic....thats nasty....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 13, 2006, 05:36:38 am
/seenoevil
/hearnoevil
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on August 13, 2006, 08:15:22 am
I have so much AP US History homework that I've been putting off.. it's going to take me about two weeks to do it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 13, 2006, 09:15:30 am
Muhahahahahahahaha no school for me until I do my A levels!!!! Then I will be in the shit, dang....
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on August 14, 2006, 01:45:19 pm

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Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 14, 2006, 01:48:12 pm
o.O that's shweet!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 14, 2006, 04:33:39 pm
My last post was a comment on the image that Vermillion posted.  I was noting the fact that choking on your chicken is not at all uncommon.  I mean, if someone felt the need to make an instructional poster on how to avoid choking your chicken, it must be a pretty common occurance.  In fact, if you're going to get on my case because I choke on my chicken so often, I would have to call into question why it is you don't.  Do you have some anti-chicken choking secret that you are keeping from the rest of the world?  Out with it!

Oh... oh you thought I meant... oh for pete's sake, guys!  Grow up!  :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on August 14, 2006, 04:56:37 pm
It's no secret manic don't worry about it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on August 15, 2006, 04:55:02 am
I agree with manic chicken choking is a part of life.  Especially when its all juicy.  I personally hate when its dry.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2006, 05:18:41 am
/hearnoevil

*la la la la la la I can't hear you*
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 15, 2006, 08:07:35 am
Quote from: "Lithium"
REMOVED FOR GOOD REASON


Well I understand HOW it's done, but what program did you use to do that?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2006, 09:19:03 am
chickens ftw
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on August 15, 2006, 10:55:13 am
yeah im sure you like those chickens just watch out when they peck you vermillion ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on August 15, 2006, 11:15:22 am
Roaches FTL
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on August 15, 2006, 11:28:47 am
Quote from: "Jeyk"
Roaches FTL


I took a trip out to the great salt lake this weekend and saw about 10 hobo spiders congregating on a large rock.  They were like tiny, black, extremely poisonous crabs.

Creepy little fuckers.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2006, 01:13:39 pm
Quote from: "Pirus"
yeah I'm sure you like those chickens just watch out when they peck you vermillion ;)

i haven't the faintest what you're talking about...
besides i haven't had chicken in so long i think i might have turned vegetarian *sigh*...  lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 15, 2006, 01:20:34 pm
SHEEP FTW!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 15, 2006, 01:59:57 pm
joo asked for it...
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l24/vermillion2006/sheephump.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 15, 2006, 02:49:05 pm
Zomg!!! Must.....have.....for....next......sig.....
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on August 15, 2006, 03:21:31 pm
SHEEP is my thing! Just look at the member map, I had it first Subb! /pout.
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on August 16, 2006, 01:07:25 am
Yay, the world is going to end on August 22nd!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 16, 2006, 04:09:17 am
Quote from: "Lits"
SHEEP is my thing! Just look at the member map, I had it first Subb! /pout.


Sheep is the national creature in Wales :P More sheep in Wales than people hehe....

So I claim it!!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! By copyright laws.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on August 16, 2006, 05:07:10 am
hmm i know about the south and sheep... so im not even gonna ask why you have sheep on your location on the member map lits.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on August 16, 2006, 11:05:31 am
Erm it would friggin' help if the member map didn't say I lived in sheffield =(
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on August 21, 2006, 12:05:37 pm
(http://nov.4chan.org/gif/src/1156148065607.gif)

Windows?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 01:20:49 pm
zomg loves it
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 01:40:05 pm
4chan pwnd you
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on August 21, 2006, 03:19:34 pm
DANGIT... oh well.. 4chan is awesome in a demented kind of way... :-D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 04:06:31 pm
For those who can't see it http://nov.4chan.org/gif/src/1156148065607.gif
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 21, 2006, 06:43:28 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
For those who can't see it [url]http://nov.4chan.org/gif/src/1156148065607.gif[/url]


Also pwnd by 4chan :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on August 24, 2006, 10:08:54 pm
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
that read: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
 
   The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it
to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
 
   This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
Council
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."  No go.
 
   Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
 
   Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good.
 
   Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
 
   So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.
 
   "Analysis and Anal Cysts?"   Nope.
 
   "Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
 
   "Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
 
   "Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
 
   Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:
 
   "Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
 
   The town loved it!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on August 25, 2006, 10:26:51 am
So very cool: http://www.20-goto-10.com/ (from www.h4sh.com)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on August 30, 2006, 10:27:16 am
More avatars for ya...
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2117/stfu4ch.gif)
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5069/othhmklm2um.gif)
Title: snakes on the forum
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2006, 05:02:02 pm
torture all your friends!
http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on September 03, 2006, 01:09:10 am
(http://liquiware.net/images/humor/ride.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 06, 2006, 01:46:14 am
Step 1: Go to www.google.com
Step 2: Type in the search bar "French Victories"
Step 3: Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Results?

"Did you mean French military defeats?"
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on September 06, 2006, 06:58:22 am
2 things:

a) that was splendid;
b) cracking headache. truly, truly, a shocking headache.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 11, 2006, 10:12:37 pm
(http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/snakes_on_plane.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on September 11, 2006, 11:36:49 pm
Only if you get facebook

http://wwu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207756044

Less then a week 300,000 people. My god. (And no I haven't joined the group.)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 12, 2006, 01:33:01 pm
Lol... 300,000 people hepling someone out... how sweet :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2006, 11:21:13 am
Dude, I joined that group 3 days in and it was at 60,000.  I came back a few hours later and it had sky rocketed to 100,800 members.  This guy has become a legend!  He had entire fansites devoted to him less than 24 hours after he created the group.  I think it was the newsfeed addition that Facebook implemented that caused it to grow so fast.  Everyone knew someone who was joining it, so when you logged in there was always a message saying "8 of your friends have joined the....."
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on September 13, 2006, 02:11:11 pm
Quote from: "Apollithenes"
I think it was the newsfeed addition that Facebook implemented that caused it to grow so fast.  Everyone knew someone who was joining it, so when you logged in there was always a message saying "8 of your friends have joined the....."


Stalkerfeed???
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 13, 2006, 03:01:23 pm
Quote from: "Apollithenes"
Dude, I joined that group 3 days in and it was at 60,000.  I came back a few hours later and it had sky rocketed to 100,800 members.  This guy has become a legend!  He had entire fansites devoted to him less than 24 hours after he created the group.  I think it was the newsfeed addition that Facebook implemented that caused it to grow so fast.  Everyone knew someone who was joining it, so when you logged in there was always a message saying "8 of your friends have joined the....."


And his group just got pwnd by facebook.  It no longer exists. However there are some funny parody groups such as the "If this group becomes bigger than Brody's group my girlfriend will fuck a horse" group.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 13, 2006, 04:00:26 pm
Lol... I'm waiting for the "My girlfriend did a threesome thank you all so MUCH!!" Group
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on September 13, 2006, 05:30:18 pm
Oh, one of those, "if x amount of people do x, my girlfriend will have threesome with me?" things?
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on September 13, 2006, 07:16:46 pm
Enlighten me on what the orginal group was.  I never saw it because I didn't want to create a facebook account.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on September 13, 2006, 07:22:19 pm
If the facebook group got larger then 100,000 by Dec 21 his girlfriend would have a threesome with him. It took 3 and a half days to get 100,000. So the new bet went to 300,000 people and he gets to take pictures. That took just a week. The last part was to become the largest group on facebook (roughly 850,000). But as RogueRed side the group got pwned by facebook and almost all of the other stuff about him did too.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on September 14, 2006, 08:31:26 am
Ingenius idea, why did facebook remove it.  I would imagine if nothing else it was grat publicity for them.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 14, 2006, 10:18:39 am
if we get 500,000 by the end of the year the mxo girls will put out a "Women of MXO Calendar" join now!!! lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 14, 2006, 11:44:48 am
What are you guys talking about? I can't go there at work and won't sign up for FB.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on September 14, 2006, 01:09:47 pm
http://www.richardandkatie.co.uk/

That's the one I'm talking about.  The original link was "www.pleasemakethiswork.com", now you're routed to this site where they show pictures and I guess you can buy the video?  The bet was like 250,000 hits or something, and he ended getting like a million hits.. I don't know.  The story is probably on there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to look it up right now. :)

EDIT: Oh damn!  After the threesome, his girlfriend/wife fell for the girl, and now she's dating the girl.  Ouch.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 14, 2006, 01:50:32 pm
yeah, definitly not trying that one at work either...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 14, 2006, 02:14:02 pm
Yikes, left him for the girl huh? Must have been one hell of a night!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 18, 2006, 12:59:26 am
Why is it that the best ideas for RP stories come when you're drunk? You should all be proud of me, this is the first night I've been more than buzzed in almost 6 months! Yay! Anyway, should the muse stay with me, there will be another RP story come from me in the next week or so. I'll PM those whose names I'll want to use with it before I post it for permission's sake. Why am I putting this in the random thread?
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 18, 2006, 07:08:16 am
hmm proud that you finally got drunk again or proud that you haven't been drunk in a long time.  Now, thats the real question
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 19, 2006, 12:27:05 pm
I could fuck dave grohl (If was a woman :D).... he's my idol... (he's the drummer)

Avon feat. Dave Grohl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2AKkwJb_c)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on September 20, 2006, 09:56:12 pm
http://www.lookatmeshirts.com/index.php?productID=252&pos=1
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on September 21, 2006, 03:56:18 pm
I think this is Lithium's second post ever in this thread.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on September 22, 2006, 11:53:12 am
yeah his first was this thread's 1000 posting.  Damn him.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on September 22, 2006, 02:36:06 pm
I've made many more than two posts in this thread...
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on September 25, 2006, 09:10:15 am
So I was on a truly international team today.
57Jerome - France
DeLpiero - Australia
Depreador - Japan (half spanish)
LuxPingu - Luxemburg
Dagonet - USA
micjy - UK

We pwned the reds at mara (kurdish, untouchable, iceghost, m0vie, riac, eirik, granton)

world team ftw
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on September 25, 2006, 09:11:21 am
then i got to thinking, how diverse is FA?
USA
Canada
UK
Germany (kinda :-P)
Mexico

Almost enough to fill a team of 6
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 25, 2006, 09:23:59 am
well dont forget now you can also split up the uk into england and wales and count the uk as 2 :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 25, 2006, 11:19:14 am
(Wales :P)
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on September 26, 2006, 12:00:15 am
Quote from: "Subb"
(Wales :P)
Thats my reaction when I hear it also...


j/k... >.<
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on September 26, 2006, 12:57:35 am
Futhermore.. I found someone posted this on the 4chan.org forums.. and.. well.. it is freakin awesome... not all of it good.. but most of it is really good... but whats cool as hell is if you like the song you can right click and download it...
http://www.thehappyplanets.com/microtune/
Its called the MicroTune Colaborative Radio..
Check it out.. let me know what you think...
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 26, 2006, 05:12:53 am
Well by 2012 Wales will be independant, have it's own king and will rule the rest of the world MUHAHAHA
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on September 26, 2006, 05:34:24 am
UK goes to England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Great Britain = England, Wales and Scotland, taken together.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on September 26, 2006, 05:41:07 am
<3 Scotland. I want to visit Edinburgh one day before I turn 30.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 26, 2006, 05:49:36 am
well yes i know that I was just mearly pointing out we have someone from england (namely you) and wales (subb). The other countries didn't need to be mentioned, seeing as how, we have no FA members from there. So, we can have a team of 6 from different countries around the world :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 26, 2006, 12:30:38 pm
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
27% of female lottery winners hid their winning ticket in their bras.
9 out of 10 lightning strike victims survive!
First four countries to have television: England, the U.S., the U.S.S.R., and Brazil.
The average American eats at McDonalds more than 1,800 times in their life.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider!
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Yahoo! was originally called 'Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web'.
Americans eat nearly 100 acres of pizza every day - that's approximately 350 slices per second!.
According to studies, men change their minds two to three times more often than women.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.


Hehehehehehehe.


Subbeh
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on September 26, 2006, 03:00:04 pm
Quote from: "Subb"
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


I want to meet the idiot that volunteered to hit his head against a wall for an hour just so someone in a lab coat could monitor his calorie levels.  :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 26, 2006, 07:33:54 pm
*hangs head in shame*   I needed the money!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2006, 10:01:11 pm
(http://content.crazyphotos.com/Signs___Label_96951.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 26, 2006, 11:29:34 pm
This guy got ahold of some coffe shop glasses... so he decided he was Morpheus. Thought I'd share, feel free to laugh lol.

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/th_MatrixChris.jpg) (http://s52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/?action=view&current=MatrixChris.flv)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on September 26, 2006, 11:43:13 pm
that is the best right there
Title: randomness
Post by: Tbone on September 27, 2006, 04:01:40 am
Oh man...that guy will use any excuse to take his shirt off..lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 27, 2006, 05:10:47 am
lmao tizona thats great so no shitting in the hat and no wearing it as a shoe ok got it thanks :) .... oh and remind me not to go to indonesia
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 27, 2006, 11:18:47 am
Okay, lits I think I'm blind :D Anyhoo, unless I was seeing things he must have strong arms :S I'm starting to lose my muscle cause I can't play my rugby now :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 27, 2006, 02:14:04 pm
***EDIT***

I was ordered by *ahem* someone who is standing right next to me to take this message down....

Sorry folks...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 27, 2006, 03:29:31 pm
Quote from: "Tbone"
Oh man...that guy will use any excuse to take his shirt off..lol



Jealous, T? lol, I think you're the ultimate of hot, you know that :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on September 27, 2006, 11:29:50 pm
HOLY COW CRAP!! I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING AWESOME>>> BESIDE EVERYONES NAME ON THE POST IS AN ANGEL SYMBOL AND WHEN YOU ARE LOGGED INTO THE FORUMS IT IS GREEN>>>> HOLY CRAP!!

now you can go about your business...
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on September 28, 2006, 07:33:16 am
I just noticed that about 2 weeks ago :-p
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on September 28, 2006, 07:23:56 pm
My god.  This class blows...  Introduction to Programming Logic.  It would be all well and good if I hadn't taken actual programming classes in high school, Computer Programming 1 (Basic/Visual Basic.Net), and Computer Programming 2 (Java).  The class I'm in now is basically just a semester long class on what I learned in the first week of Computer Programming 1.  Learning how to draw out flowcharts, and write out psuedocode...  We don't even do any actual programming!  GAH!  The rest of the class, all 6 of them, are listening to this windbag go over the flowcharts to this programs, and telling them what the programs do, while I'm actually sitting here coding them.

/rant
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 29, 2006, 05:34:33 am
programming sucks I had to take it for my computer technology degree ... ended up taking Q-basic VB.net Java and C+ and I hated every minute of it.  But, its weird cuz im good at it.  I like math and im good at math so natrually programming is a breeze but i just cant stand the shit lol.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 29, 2006, 07:06:19 am
I made the mistake of getting a programming job after college, I'm making bank but god do I hate it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on September 29, 2006, 10:47:19 am
oh yeah it pays real good. About 5 times what im gonna make.... well atleast my friend makes about 5 times.  He is making somewhere in the neighborhood of 500 to 600,000 a year doing programming
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 29, 2006, 11:23:43 am
I hate all three of you. Officially.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 29, 2006, 01:16:03 pm
Sorry Lits, your objection is overrulled. I hereby sentence you to one night alone with myself, where you will be handcuffed, and worked hard for your poor hateful attitude...giggity.

In all honesty, I thought chicks dig a man with money...? I'm making far more than I should at my age.

I have it worse than most. I went to school and learned a bunch of OOP languages. VB6, C, C++, .NET (VB, C++, C#, J#), J2EE, scripting languages (JavaScript, PHP, ASP), etc...
Then at my interview my manager asked how I felt about COBOL and PL/1 which I had never seen before! I said if your willing to pay me well and train me, I'm ok with it. SO now I have all this OOP experience and am coding in COBOL, PL/1, JCL, and SAS. lol Fucking Legacy systems! I'm planning on leaving this job for a military career in about 1-2 years NOT in programming where I'll make about 10k less than I am now. =(
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 29, 2006, 01:30:54 pm
Architecture FTW....


Anyhoo also I'm in a bit of a pickle, I cannot decide whether to go to uni and do Architecture or do criminology....not sure :( I could be a dentist but it's not fun hammering the shit out of young kiddies' teeth :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 29, 2006, 03:21:21 pm
Can't write in caps btw :D



(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60/Subb/.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 29, 2006, 04:13:06 pm
....WTF just happened?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 29, 2006, 04:22:04 pm
Hehe, random mood don't worry, no dagonets were harmed during the making of that picture.... :D and WHY does my imageshack ALWAYS fuck up?

Any other sites I can use to host horrible pictures? :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 29, 2006, 05:28:32 pm
photobucket.com
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 30, 2006, 10:18:22 am
Hmmm, okay. I tried but as you can see ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ it don't work *angry mumbling* Gah....
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on September 30, 2006, 11:51:18 am
send me the image.
mxofuse@gmail.com
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on September 30, 2006, 04:52:36 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
Sorry Lits, your objection is overrulled. I hereby sentence you to one night alone with myself, where you will be handcuffed, and worked hard for your poor hateful attitude...giggity.


*sigh* yes, sir.... lol.

Lol, Subb you should try acting, think of all the benefits!

1. No garuntee of work, ever!
2. Little pay!
3. Highly competitve atmosphere!
4. Huge amounts of pressure and long hours!
And my personal favorite:
5. The ever near possibility of being beaten out by some Barbie Doll who couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, but her boobs are just PERFECT for that corset!

Lol.... why do actors do it? Because doing anything else, we really would be miserable.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on September 30, 2006, 05:06:00 pm
Yeah acting is fun I do local pantomimes... it's really tough. But my definition of acting is "Making a tit out of yourself and no one will laugh" it's not meant in an offensive manner (my cousin's bf thought that). I like it cause I can act a bit better than my class mates; I can make myself cry etc. see, who says only women cry to get what they want? :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:09:13 am
I'm so inxredibly drun right now... I wsh I was in TS but I'm at my fireigns house/ Petron and spiritusd is goos stuff. The spiortus is 96% alcohol. badddddddd stufff. stuff/..



god this is gona look bnad when I lok a it later,.

we're looking at old TV shows like ducktales, and are you aftraid of tha dfark, and tail spin, and mickey nouse cluib, and a scooby doo, and pinky and the brain, and animaicas, and advantures of [pte and opete, and bpbbys world, and salute your shorts, and smurfs, and ducktales, and real sex, amd  he-man, and howie mandall wityh a mullett, and woody woodpecker, and tom and jerry, and poppy, and flinstines, and jetwons, and chilly willie "achooo!", felix the cat and garfield, anf legendas of the hidden temple, and step by step, and treal mosters, doogie howdser, catdog, rockos modern life, rescue rangers, bvills and ted ecellet avantures, quaum leap!, goof troop, earth worm jim, smurfs, sonic, nija turtules, where on earth is carmel sandiego, oragon trail, ren & stimpy *(with LOG!!!!!!!!!!), ren and stimply (aiwht DON'T PEE ON THE ELECTIRC FENCE!!!" , Bil;l  Nye!!!!!(the science guy), (waits fore wife to pull up new shows), what ethe suck is fusk is lamb shop?, double dare, Tales from the cript, spee racer!!!!!, wild and cvracy kids!, and other stuff...


I'm sgonna get anothter shot,. I miss being in game Iwhs i could be. Sorry. It's thw ifes fault. Sthese shows kick ass.

I;m gonna regrat this post klayter. damn lits your hot. Glad my fife doesn't havbe access to this,. I nreed to stop postging on fporums,. loove you guys. Good night. lol time for another shot.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:13:14 am
fucking beekman too!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:16:34 am
OH! and "THe Head" from MTV where tha lien is in his hEad!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:18:39 am
Don';t forghet "0
0


(neverrmind, fropped the keuboard,.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:30:26 am
took, another shot.... sorr for the mistyping.

seaquest, kids in the hall,  wildcats, and transformers, and something else was cool too,..


sabrina the teenage witch waxs  cool I guess too, bearenstein bears oo i remenber, also the "don';t play near power lines" bug guy, hangin with mister cooper... Crap I;m done here. Habve a good night.. .especially lits. DAMn tat's a hjot ass.! fuck I;m gonna edit this latyer, No one copy thisd.. goodnight folks.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:32:37 am
Youtube kicks ass.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:34:17 am
Hell yes danger mouser!!!!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:35:22 am
harry and the henmersons!!!! (maybe I should just jeeep th esame shows in the same th post))
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on October 01, 2006, 12:40:49 am
Fuse...go to bed... :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 12:42:22 am
You
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 12:42:37 am
all
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 12:42:54 am
should
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 12:43:11 am
stop
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 12:43:30 am
spamming
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2006, 12:43:44 am
<.<
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:50:49 am
"my pety monster!" and popples?, my sister had a glow wotrm and shit...., "you can';t do that on television", tiony yoons, "mario bros" TV sgiow, american gladiator!, police acamedy!! aALF!!!!!!!!, pee wee's playhouse! kids in the hall, teen wolf, back in the future, arsilian hall!, fast time3s at ridgemont high! (I' pretty sure all of these will be deleted later), unsolves misteries, UHF, chins beach, TYPOGI BEAR!!! (he';s smartyer tham the aberage bear!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ0mI-I8k5w)...(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrvsEiL9-g),
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:51:21 am
....sorry....
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 12:54:23 am
You ever dress up really nice and you're thinking how classy you are

and then you scratch your balls?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:56:12 am
what the fuck? I'm drunk and I didn't eben nderstand taht!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 12:59:58 am
yopgi bear had parkcranger smith, whic is my las name... swweeeeeeeeeet.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:01:55 am
don't do this often, I swear! (Don't think less of me lits!!!)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:02:17 am
remind me to delete these posts later
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:06:54 am
Quote from: "Da6onet"
spamming


It;s the random thread, back up, feriend, =)
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on October 01, 2006, 01:08:53 am
hmm i need to think of something random to say .... oh well i guess that will do
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:10:32 am
oh! remeber the "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop" commer5cial?!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:10:48 am
(the world may never know!)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 01, 2006, 01:16:24 am
Holy hell. So much spam, so little time.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:17:11 am
sorrym, ew have 3 comitters, adn I;m ay one... Youtube on the other.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 01:25:34 am
Quote from: "Fuse"
Quote from: "Da6onet"
spamming


It;s the random thread, back up, feriend, =)


bah it was to supposed to finish out the last page but it ended up on this one.

The entire vertical message was

You

Should

Stop

Spamming

in 4 tasteful spamming posts ^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 01:27:29 am
Speaking of spam, i have a banana peel next to me here, i should throw it away, but i won't just yet. maybe i'm waiting for it's true purpose to be realized. what secrets could it hold, what fortunes may it bring!

oooo the excitement is killing me, and the answer is blue butter knife.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 01:29:15 am
.... huh?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 01, 2006, 09:24:24 am
Quote from: "Fuse"
Hell yes danger mouser!!!!!!!!


*cry* sweet, sweet drunk talk...*cry*


Danger mouse FTW!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 01, 2006, 02:14:14 pm
My head hurts.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 01, 2006, 02:29:51 pm
My surfboard hurts, and I don't even have a surfboard.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 01, 2006, 03:24:36 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
My surfboard hurts, and I don't even have a surfboard.


o.O
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2006, 12:22:25 am
Fuse you had the one-thousand two-hundred and thirty fourth post (1234) , and you didn't even realize it. So as not to make this a completly pointless post:

http://keithschofield.com/et/

Go bless the folks at http://www.stumbleupon.com If you dont use it, dont start, you'll become addicted.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on October 02, 2006, 01:35:22 pm
cockney rhyming slang......

dog and bone has a meaning you know?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 02, 2006, 03:33:20 pm
Yup. it does.... :P You use it everyday (mostly women)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on October 03, 2006, 11:28:31 am
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2019571.html?menu=
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 04, 2006, 05:58:57 pm
I love this city:

http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/pet/216113139.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on October 04, 2006, 06:05:10 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
I love this city:

[url]http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/pet/216113139.html[/url]



w.....t......f.....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 04, 2006, 06:51:26 pm
Quote
This posting has been removed by craigslist community.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 05, 2006, 12:42:45 pm
What did it say???? Why was it removed?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 05, 2006, 02:07:19 pm
It was a couple parents who were so happy to be getting a new puppy that they were offering up their kids for adoption.  They were worried that the kids would hurt the dog, or that the dog would be more deserving of their attention.  They said that if nobody came to claim the children that they would just dump them on an empty road somewhere.

It was obviously a joke, but it was still funny to read.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 08, 2006, 03:08:37 pm
Okay, Just finished playing Resident Evil remake (Called Biohazard over there I think) on the GC and I can officially say that I am going to have nightmares :( It's evil but a great laugh! Just don't play it on surround sound and in a dark room..... for your sake.....

Intro, do not watch if you can't handle gore :P also turn the volume down if kids are nearby. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoMxcsw0LoM)

Anyone else play this game?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on October 08, 2006, 03:47:26 pm
OMG IT'S DANNY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8hfK3RQs2g
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 08, 2006, 03:59:52 pm
lmao Lith
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 09, 2006, 01:05:54 pm
Mashed potatoes with chopped bacon and chives, rolled up in an eggroll pastry, and deep fried in vegetable oil.

I own at cooking.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 09, 2006, 01:13:55 pm
Chicken breasts cut up into bite sizes, broiled in a butter sauce of chopped garlic, lemon pepper, black pepper, Jane's Crazy Mixed-Up Salt, and diced tomatoes served over angel hair pasta and topped with a cream cheese based spread of chives and bellpeppers.

Heart attack on a platter :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 09, 2006, 01:22:48 pm
Geeeleeeb-die-di-bum-de-boo!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 09, 2006, 01:24:42 pm
Sorry folks, the BEST recipe is for Steak au Poivre.
4 tenderloin steaks, 6 to 8 ounces each and no more than 1 1/2 inches thick
Kosher salt
2 tablespoons whole peppercorns
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
1 teaspoon olive oil
1/3 cup Cognac, plus 1 teaspoon
1 cup heavy cream

Remove the steaks from the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes and up to 1 hour prior to cooking. Sprinkle all sides with salt.
Coarsely crush the peppercorns with a mortar and pestle, the bottom of a cast iron skillet, or using a mallet and pie pan. Spread the peppercorns evenly onto a plate. Press the fillets, on both sides, into the pepper until it coats the surface. Set aside.

In a medium skillet over medium heat, melt the butter and olive oil. As soon as the butter and oil begin to turn golden and smoke, gently place the steaks in the pan. For medium-rare, cook for 4 minutes on each side. Once done, remove the steaks to a plate, tent with foil and set aside. Pour off the excess fat but do not wipe or scrape the pan clean.

Off of the heat, add 1/3 cup Cognac to the pan and carefully ignite the alcohol with a long match or firestick. Gently shake pan until the flames die. Return the pan to medium heat and add the cream. Bring the mixture to a boil and whisk until the sauce coats the back of a spoon, approximately 5 to 6 minutes. Add the teaspoon of Cognac and season, to taste, with salt. Add the steaks back to the pan, spoon the sauce over, and serve.
==============================

Also, the BEST cooking show is Good Eats. If you haven't seen it, buy the DVDs, seriously. I made this for my Belgium father-in-law who is a total steak snob. He said it was the best steak he's had in America.

BTW, cooking with Cognac = great stuff.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 09, 2006, 03:06:14 pm
did you say something?  i was looking at your new avatar  lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 09, 2006, 03:15:39 pm
So was I >.<
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 09, 2006, 08:13:21 pm
So was I! I want a shirt like that!
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on October 09, 2006, 08:57:26 pm
Ditto.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on October 10, 2006, 05:00:08 am
omg what a shirt well more specifically what a great set of *#&# anyway yeah vermillion lits feel free to get one of those :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 10, 2006, 11:23:42 am
O_______o
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 10, 2006, 03:22:14 pm
Devil May Cry 4 Trailer (http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.capcom.co.jp/devil4/&sa=X&oi=translate&resnum=4&ct=result&prev=/search%3Fq%3DDevil%2BMay%2BCry%2B4%2Bofficial%2Bsite%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D) Enjoy :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on October 14, 2006, 12:55:18 am
Fukin Hilarious...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1921276117304287501&q=2006+White+House+Correspondents+Dinner

Bush Impersonation...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 14, 2006, 12:28:34 pm
Funny stuff. Makes me want to download "That's My BUSH".

The best episode was catching the raver... fucking hal-ar-i-ous.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 14, 2006, 09:36:20 pm
Hehehe.... good stuff
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2006, 05:00:59 pm
http://www.break.com/index/the_internet_in_1993.html
and i've heard this song before...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 15, 2006, 05:28:45 pm
Here we go...
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=thats+my+bush&search=Search
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on October 15, 2006, 05:43:21 pm
Probably NSFW.

Best. Commercial. Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMnLWtX6-1Q
Watch it till the end. ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2006, 07:38:03 pm
That video wins.

*edit* zomg Agent Hunter!
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on October 19, 2006, 05:40:36 am
a room full of new york, atlanta and israeli lawyers with 2 brits.... painful... to say the least...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2006, 06:40:27 am
Ouch.  I probably know a few of them ha ha
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on October 19, 2006, 11:25:07 am
Hey... whats wrong with Atlanta?
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on October 19, 2006, 11:51:08 am
yeah whats wrong with atlanta lol i was there last week
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on October 19, 2006, 12:01:25 pm
atlanta is I am sure a lovely place. My concerns were more in relation to the type of Lawyer which originates from there. Actually, they were nice guys when we were not arguing. As to you Destyn you dont workin the gherkin do you?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 19, 2006, 01:22:32 pm
Quote from: "NoCry"
workin the gherkin


-_-
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 19, 2006, 01:26:11 pm
Leet Lego hax:

http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/LEDMinifigs
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2006, 02:32:01 pm
Nope I'm more remote, but I know what you mean about GA legal staff.  And their compliance people are just as bad...
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on October 19, 2006, 07:01:37 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Leet Lego hax:

[url]http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/LEDMinifigs[/url]

That's awesome.  Makes me want to go buy some Legos and start tinkering.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2006, 01:11:18 am
Why cats rule (http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.htm)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2006, 11:09:11 am
I'm saving those, heh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 20, 2006, 11:10:59 am
Cats FTW! I rather cats too, they're nicer in a stew! :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on October 20, 2006, 11:55:54 am
Yeah those cat pics rock!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 20, 2006, 02:28:50 pm
INVISIBLE SANDWICH!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2006, 03:12:50 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
INVISIBLE SANDWICH!


INVISIBLE BIKE!

:D :D :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2006, 03:19:05 pm
this one's all meh
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/fawnadigitaldiva/karate.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on October 20, 2006, 03:33:47 pm
vermillion...(http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/cookie.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 20, 2006, 06:28:19 pm
It's so CUUUTTTEEE!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 21, 2006, 10:33:31 am
The voices are telling me to kill you..... *evil grin*

That ones my background ATM :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 22, 2006, 03:32:32 pm
(http://www.pantyparadise.co.uk/images06/easter_bunnies.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 23, 2006, 12:42:04 am
That was, like, so last week Fuse. You lose.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 23, 2006, 07:45:22 am
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c319/madpoe317/arubber.gif
Better? These never go out of style.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on October 23, 2006, 01:15:29 pm
(http://liquiware.net/images/humor/mxo_broin.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 23, 2006, 01:20:54 pm
FUSE!  NWS!  NWS!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 23, 2006, 01:30:23 pm
You forgot east Manic... :S Okay, that was shit I know....
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 23, 2006, 02:51:39 pm
NWS = Not Work Safe

Not that I mind boobs covered in baby oil.  I'd just rather not have them come up on screen while I'm at work.  :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on October 23, 2006, 04:29:48 pm
Maybe we need a 18+ porn thread
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on October 23, 2006, 05:50:22 pm
good luck tonight pirus
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on October 23, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
FUSE!  NWS!  NWS!!!!


Totally thought the same thing... however I closed my browser before I could hit reply..
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on October 24, 2006, 05:05:31 am
I so wish you could have wished me luck earlier in the day lol to be honest i forgot all about the tournament showed up at around 7pm ....(it started at 6pm) so had no time to get a loadout or anything and just kinda jumped in there well didn't do so hot partly because of that but I tried :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 24, 2006, 03:40:18 pm
I had a directing scene today (a little scene for a friend's project in front of the department chair). I got tongue-tied and said:

"All the bones are belonging to the museum."

DAMN YOU BADLY TRANSLATED KOREAN GAMES!!!!!

I'm going to go kill myself now.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 24, 2006, 04:56:44 pm
all your unf are belong to meh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 24, 2006, 05:33:30 pm
Unf?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 25, 2006, 04:05:05 am
Cat link went down.  I managed to recover all the files except the garage one (if anyone has it?)

http://www.omgwtfhaxx.co.uk/cats.htm

//Edit: don't worry, I found it
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on October 25, 2006, 08:46:43 am
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/MarioPlan.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on October 25, 2006, 03:30:56 pm
'The Google"

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/23/bush-says-he-uses-the-google/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 27, 2006, 03:03:10 pm
The cats are back.  And they bought their friends.

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/cats.htm
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 27, 2006, 04:21:22 pm
I'm sitting in my cubicle, drinking a Corona, and listening to Rob Dougan.

You are jealous.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on October 28, 2006, 04:31:01 am
You are a gloater.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on October 28, 2006, 05:01:43 am
I left work early on Tuesday and Thursday, listening to the radio most of the week, and left a half hour early on Friday because I felt like it.

I have no cubicle.

Therefore, I win.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 28, 2006, 01:16:51 pm
SUBB! olde skool post on teh metrickz forumz! (http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/posts/list.m?topic_id=10800035712)
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on October 31, 2006, 12:41:30 pm
Old Fake Puma Ads...  NSFW

Whoever made these is awesome. :D

http://web.archive.org/web/20061031181005/http://www.memefirst.com/blah/blah1.jpg
http://web.archive.org/web/20061031184336/http://www.memefirst.com/blah/blah2.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on October 31, 2006, 01:31:18 pm
hmm another thing i have to check when i get home
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 31, 2006, 01:53:38 pm
definatly nsfw.... :O
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on October 31, 2006, 03:19:29 pm
mmm nice thought though
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on October 31, 2006, 04:00:45 pm
Yeah, but wait until you see the head (Tehehehe) you may have a shock, I know..... 2 words: PE teacher, nice legs and body hideous face :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 05, 2006, 03:53:59 pm
Subb presents his band album thank you's.... sorry but they're all in welsh :D



(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a60/Subb/Callum-Thankscopy.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 05, 2006, 07:26:07 pm
OMG its the 5th of November!
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on November 05, 2006, 07:27:56 pm
START THE MUSIC!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on November 05, 2006, 08:42:01 pm
Simpson's Movie Full Length Trailer comes out next week Sunday during the Simpson's episode.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on November 05, 2006, 09:28:44 pm
Sorry to double post..

 From CNN.com -

'Matrix' makers to helm 'Speed Racer' film

LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) -- After years of idling, the big-screen, live-action version of "Speed Racer" is ready to zoom, this time with the creators of "The Matrix" at the wheel.

Brothers Larry and Andy Wachowski are writing and will direct the Warner Bros. movie, their first directorial outing since completing the "Matrix" trilogy in 2003.

Based on the classic 1960s series created by anime pioneer Tatsuo Yoshida that later was retooled for North American audiences, the big-screen "Speed" will follow the adventures of the young race car driver Speed in his quest for glory in his thundering gadget-laden vehicle, Mach 5. The movie will feature other characters from the show, including Speed's family and his mysterious archrival, Racer X.

The film's producer, Joel Silver, has been trying to get the feature version off the ground since the early 1990s; in 2004, Vince Vaughn even pitched a take that cast him as Racer X. When Silver worked on the spring terrorist thriller "V for Vendetta," which the Wachowskis wrote, he approached them about tackling the project. The duo were reluctant to do it unless they could figure out a way to bring something new to the table.

"They are approaching these racing scenes in a way you've never seen before," said Silver, adding that the brothers are designing the movie's look as they write. Silver also said that unlike the more adult-oriented material of the Wachowskis' past -- "Vendetta," the "Matrix" movies and "Bound" were all rated R -- "Speed" will be family-friendly.

"They wanted to do something that could appeal to everybody," said Silver, who produced the "Matrix" films.

The plan is for the Wachowskis to shoot in summer 2007 for a summer 2008 release.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 06, 2006, 03:34:29 pm
I really hope this project doesn't embarass the Wachowski's.... so much potential for badness
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 08, 2006, 02:31:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 08, 2006, 02:34:37 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
<object><param></param><param></param><embed></embed></object>


You can't put HTML unless you are godlike and edit the MySQL database manually.

Please use a direct link to the content you want people to see.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 08, 2006, 05:35:30 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5Ilq3kFxek[/url]


That was freakin awesome!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 09, 2006, 03:27:16 pm
LOL From the Creators of Microsoft comes....

http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/Miscellaneous/BlueScreen.mspx

If you put it into your system32 folder you can get it from the control panel... oh and check out the setting available on it LOL
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 09, 2006, 03:41:37 pm
LMAO ... best screen saver ever!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 10, 2006, 06:18:42 pm
i bet t wouldn't like it  lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 10, 2006, 10:53:55 pm
hehehe.... shhh don't tell him you really installed it on his computer :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 11, 2006, 11:00:42 am
I've got it!  The new Microsoft Slogan!

"It is inevitable." Said in an Agent Smith tone.

Examples:

Windows Vista... It is inevitable
Blue screen of death... It is inevitable
15+ windows updates in a month... It is inevitable
Absolutely no help from their tech support department... It is inevitable
Tbone's computer fucking up... It is inevitable.


See it works for nearly everything!! :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 11, 2006, 10:55:08 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/Picture5-1.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 12, 2006, 04:59:14 am
YOU TOOK THAT MUCH COUGH SYRUP?! *faints*
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 12, 2006, 12:04:04 pm
my head hurts.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 12, 2006, 01:16:35 pm
Ouch!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 12, 2006, 06:05:10 pm
Bleh!! Bleh bleh bleh.

Remember children, alcohol is for adults (and Fuse) only!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 12, 2006, 06:16:12 pm
hey now I'm an adult, I pay taxes!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 12, 2006, 10:44:06 pm
bastards in the govt
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on November 12, 2006, 11:06:32 pm
So.. who is going to have the 1337 post of this thread?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 12, 2006, 11:17:00 pm
1335
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 12, 2006, 11:17:08 pm
1336
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 12, 2006, 11:17:19 pm
and finally....
1337
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on November 13, 2006, 12:07:00 am
Damn you wasting the leet post.. AHOLE!!!
anyways...
HEre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY&eurl=

isn't sinse spelt with a C... bringing sexy back..


secondly..
Worst Picked URLs.. the www.cummingfirst.com is actually a church in my town...
http://rofls.info/top-ten-worst-picked-urls/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 13, 2006, 12:55:40 am
Yay for Cumming, nice place.  I enjoyed Cracker Barrel too, that was an experience.
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 13, 2006, 08:49:12 am
yea fuse... you totally ruined the build up to the 1337... your fired. :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 14, 2006, 04:23:02 pm
Kiwi! :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 15, 2006, 10:26:50 pm
I use to be addicted to legos but damn.

http://www.wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=42630
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 16, 2006, 02:11:32 pm
Kiwi is so cute! That's just so sad and sweet and.... I almost cried, and ......

Who thinks  up these things?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 18, 2006, 05:43:24 pm
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a279/tessabaker/cooljuggle.gif)
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 18, 2006, 06:47:36 pm
^ Seen it before. :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 19, 2006, 05:27:39 am
OMG! That kiwi thing nearly made me cry too ! :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on November 20, 2006, 10:59:59 pm
Recent camphone pics:

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/11-16-06_1155.jpg)
(Saw this sitting on a co-worker's desk and started cracking up.)

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/11-20-06_1944.jpg)
(FA caps make great kitten toys.)
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on November 21, 2006, 01:00:20 am
manic, does your girlfriend like to play with your pussy?
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 21, 2006, 01:18:55 am
once you go black, you go deaf
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on November 21, 2006, 05:25:53 am
That kitten reminds me of Grim....
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2006, 07:10:38 am
Quote from: "Eroz"
That kitten reminds me of Grim....


:(

Why hasn't she come back to retire.  We have ladies and everything now!

:(
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 21, 2006, 07:19:12 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
Quote from: "Eroz"
That kitten reminds me of Grim....


:(

Why hasn't she come back to retire.  We have ladies and everything now!

:(


If I recall, Grim didn't leave here on a positive note... I don't think we should throw salt on that wound though.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 21, 2006, 08:20:55 am
Quote from: "Da6onet"
manic, does your girlfriend like to play with your pussy?


Come on Dag do you really need to ask questions you already know the answer too :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on November 21, 2006, 10:07:52 am
just remember to get yoru better half something to remember on those cold winter nights....
http://www.comeallyefaithful.co.uk/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2006, 11:33:35 am
Sigh, I just about spit soda all over my monitor. lol post a warning next time Dag!! lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 21, 2006, 12:24:41 pm
Lol, seen it before >.< :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 21, 2006, 01:01:23 pm
As soon as I saw the first chick, I knew what was coming.  (No pun intended) :D ROFL.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2006, 01:57:56 pm
*writes down address*
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2006, 01:59:30 pm
rofl
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 21, 2006, 02:41:49 pm
i wanna go home!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2006, 03:44:32 pm
Hah!
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 22, 2006, 03:13:49 pm
sprite.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 22, 2006, 03:14:14 pm
and what do i become at 200 posts?
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 22, 2006, 03:14:34 pm
and am i stuck here at work waiting for a completion which never comes?
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 22, 2006, 03:15:01 pm
will i ever receive the call that all is agreed?
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 22, 2006, 03:15:14 pm
ahhHHHHHH"!!!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 23, 2006, 12:02:26 pm
Quote from: "xVermillionx"
*writes down address*

?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 23, 2006, 07:58:14 pm
http://www.cowabduction.com/
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2006, 12:18:44 am
Randomness?? Yes... I think so.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2006, 08:51:38 am
This is what happens when you don't check your photography before you post it on the net - with a "click to zoom" function (from the Holy Moly newsletter)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK (http://www.young-attitude.com/default.aspx?id=3&n=261&cid=67&pid=678&clid=6-)
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 24, 2006, 09:44:22 am
is it possible to Spam on the random forum? I am in equal measures keen to identify what I become after 200 posts and not to be known as a spammer.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 24, 2006, 09:45:20 am
oh, and I did not notice the destyn not safe for work moniker - my room mate is however grateful.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2006, 11:23:05 am
You didn't notice it.......... time for an eye check?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2006, 11:45:00 am
I noticed... the extra set of *cough* lips :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 24, 2006, 11:51:21 am
O.O

*hides the picture*
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 24, 2006, 12:33:36 pm
Wow. Lithium's link was.. Interesting, to say the least.  And Destyn's link was just...  Wow.  LoL.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 24, 2006, 01:23:26 pm
I HAVE A FLUFFY MANGO!
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on November 24, 2006, 04:56:47 pm
oooh laptop works at parents house and on their internet!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 24, 2006, 10:13:33 pm
56k at parents house... not even capable of multi-tab browsing.... i wanna go home!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2006, 11:08:11 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
56k at parents house... not even capable of multi-tab browsing.... I wanna go home!


Try clicking your heels? ;)
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on November 24, 2006, 11:14:17 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
56k at parents house... not even capable of multi-tab browsing.... I wanna go home!


I'm glad to have my parents internet, cable speeds... School can easily get  > 56k times of the evening.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 25, 2006, 12:15:28 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
56k at parents house... not even capable of multi-tab browsing.... I wanna go home!


You have wings dammit woman! Fly home! :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 25, 2006, 03:20:13 pm
Protect your ears it is overly loud for some reason.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1453158540

(I hate myspace btw)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2006, 03:23:52 pm
i didn't go to bed until 8 am today.  and i almost beat up a drunk guy up last night.  hooray for birthday parties
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2006, 05:03:04 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
Protect your ears it is overly loud for some reason.

[url]http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1453158540[/url]

(I hate myspace btw)


That was disturbing.

Go Vermillion!--Beat up the drunky! Cheeaaa...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2006, 06:31:34 pm
it was funny, because i actually said touch me once more and that hand will never touch anything again.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 26, 2006, 12:59:31 am
woot! femme fatale vermillion!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2006, 02:17:29 am
So Verm... you didn't actally say "Do you want karate"?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 26, 2006, 05:21:36 am
Don't forget the fucked up cat pose....
Title: randomness
Post by: Sared on November 26, 2006, 07:12:05 am
Coldplay is the kind of music computers will make when they get smart enough to start making fun of humans.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2006, 10:00:40 pm
Dang it Pirus and your shaking boobies avatar!! lol I can't look at the forums when Mikey is around anymore...otherwise he points out your avatar and starting shaking all around the room! :|
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 26, 2006, 10:14:19 pm
Quote from: "Safirina"
Dang it Pirus and your shaking boobies avatar!! lol I can't look at the forums when Mikey is around anymore...otherwise he points out your avatar and starting shaking all around the room! :|


I'm going to show my nephews! :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 27, 2006, 11:01:21 am
Quote from: "Sared"
Coldplay is the kind of music computers will make when they get smart enough to start making fun of humans.


*shivers* Coldplay... *dies*

QOTSA FTW!
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on November 27, 2006, 11:11:56 am
aww saf but i love my shaking boobies hmmm... let me rephrase that lol I love the girls shaking boobies that just happens to be my avatar.. there we go figured I might want to make that a little more clear hehe.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 27, 2006, 11:32:44 am
Pirus.... your boobs are mezmerizing...

*laughs at the tan line*

=O
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on November 27, 2006, 02:49:31 pm
your avatar is NWS.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on November 27, 2006, 03:38:21 pm
lol fuse and yours was? of the unzipping or better yet lol the dude juzzing all over everyone lol one of my faves btw hehe
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 27, 2006, 04:03:04 pm
I did have 800 posts, but now I have 801 posts...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 27, 2006, 04:20:20 pm
Quote from: "Subb"
I did have 800 posts, but now I have 801 posts...


Lies!!! You have 802!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 28, 2006, 11:35:27 am
Quote from: "Safirina"
Quote from: "Subb"
I did have 800 posts, but now I have 801 posts...


Lies!!! You have 802!!


Now you lie! I have 804 posts! And I have the... 1400th post! Woop!
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 28, 2006, 12:40:47 pm
More lies... 805 now...
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on November 28, 2006, 01:04:03 pm
Gremlins I tell ya! The evil gremlins!

LIES! 806
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on November 28, 2006, 03:54:44 pm
home time!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 28, 2006, 05:37:20 pm
Quote from: "Styan"
home time!!!!


great show.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 28, 2006, 07:21:51 pm
So... Who likes Garfield? :D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/SlipknotZombie/117340.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on November 29, 2006, 01:57:02 am
hahahahaha
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 29, 2006, 03:28:27 pm
This brings to mind the time likwidtek said that the women in MxO needed to be more real...

Oh, I turned on the ability to embed YouTube videos with HTML.
I will allow this on the forums as long as it is not abused, this means no autoplay videos please!



Higher-Def version here: http://streamingmovies.gamespy.com/xbox360/article/733/733841/doax2_092006_wmvhighwide.wmv
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on November 29, 2006, 05:02:45 pm
Kasumi = Lits
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on November 29, 2006, 10:42:50 pm
What a way to start off the video posting.  Awesome find, Lithium. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on November 30, 2006, 04:56:03 am
that brings to mind my avatar nothing wrong with a little spring action :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on November 30, 2006, 09:14:24 am
I never disliked and I never liked the RIAA but now I have clearly chosen the side of that they are insane

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36027

It's fucking time for them to get some balls and deal with the internet instead of crying about it. There tactics obviously won't work but still.... come the fuck on.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on November 30, 2006, 10:13:37 am
yeah i read that yesterday morning its crazy
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on November 30, 2006, 07:35:14 pm


Testing this embeded video stuff...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on December 01, 2006, 05:21:54 pm
LOL I like this guy... http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36103
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on December 01, 2006, 08:21:46 pm
Fact of Life: Love triangles never work out.

also fact of life: Actors be poor :(.
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Post by: Heironymus on December 02, 2006, 02:29:38 am
Yo Ho, Do what you want because a pirate is Free.. You are a pirate..

http://binaryshadow.org:81/~mu-tiger/youareapirate5xb.swf

oddly addicting.. I played it for like ten minutes a little bit ago and it still made me laugh... the strobe lights where kinda making me eyes hurt.. but other than that.. MWAHAHAHA
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Post by: Subb on December 02, 2006, 03:37:40 pm
Pirus....avatar.....stare....
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Post by: Jeyk on December 02, 2006, 03:44:26 pm
<--- I found it. :(
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Post by: Jeyk on December 02, 2006, 03:45:02 pm
Nice Tizona, I love Dethklok.
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Post by: Lithium on December 04, 2006, 01:26:39 pm
Canada can finally be proud of something, ohhhhh the irony.

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36135
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Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2006, 01:34:14 pm
So we're all decendents of alien canadians... <darthvader>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</darthvader>
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Post by: Lits on December 04, 2006, 04:11:58 pm
*... yar har fiddle dee dee....Do what you want because a pirate be free...*

can't.......turn..........it..........off...................
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Post by: Manic Velocity on December 04, 2006, 05:53:42 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
Fact of Life: Love triangles never work out.


You and I are gravely mistaken on what a love triangle consists of.  :p
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Post by: Lits on December 04, 2006, 11:08:07 pm
How so?

*edit* nevermind I get it :P it's been a long day.
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Post by: Tecknik on December 06, 2006, 07:20:20 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
*... yar har fiddle dee dee....Do what you want because a pirate be free...*

can't.......turn..........it..........off...................

Hahahahaha.  Everyone needs to get CS:S so we can all get in that server and have a knife fest.
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Post by: Eroz on December 06, 2006, 08:57:14 pm
CSs? When and were?
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Post by: Da6onet on December 06, 2006, 10:11:41 pm
8.2.120.103:27015 for CS:S goodness
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Post by: Lithium on December 06, 2006, 10:53:09 pm
Played CS back in the day when we were waiting for beta, I totally sucked at it, lol
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Post by: Jeyk on December 06, 2006, 11:41:51 pm
I still suck at CS.  Horribly.
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Post by: Eroz on December 06, 2006, 11:59:54 pm
Here's a question why is their not a facebook group for us?
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Post by: Eroz on December 07, 2006, 12:28:16 am
now here's something random

1E BF DA BE 5B 69 66 D7 29 38 9B 1B 45 6A ED AD 74 9B 34 58

$1mil info if you can figure out what it's for.
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Post by: Da6onet on December 07, 2006, 03:27:36 am
http://media.putfile.com/Nobuo-Uematsu---One-Winged-Angel

Never knew what the orchestral version sounded like until today.
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Post by: Pirus on December 07, 2006, 05:11:09 am
its to annoy the hell out of us while we try to figure out what it is when in reality you just typed letters and numbers that are meaningless :) lol
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Post by: Anonymous on December 07, 2006, 07:11:42 am
Quote from: "Eroz"
now here's something random

1EBFDABE5B6966D729389B1B456AEDAD749B3458

$1mil info if you can figure out what it's for.


The ringtone from your cell?

A MD5 hash key?
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Post by: Fuse on December 07, 2006, 07:27:18 am
If it didn't have the "B"'s in there I was thinking a SHA1 Hash. It's too long for MD5.
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Post by: Styan on December 07, 2006, 10:14:36 am
A sha1 key can have b's... anything in the hexadecimal set of numbers. It is also 40 characters... which would work out to the 160 bit encryption.
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Post by: Pirus on December 07, 2006, 10:46:24 am
well i took the liberty of translating it to Decimal, treating it as if it were HEX, and I got this:

30 191 218 190 91 105 102 215 41 56 155 27 69 106 237 173 116 155 52 88  

after all that nice fun work I found a translator (figures) and if translated to text it makes absolutely no sense.  But just for giggles I will also add the text.  

¿Ú¾[if×)8›Ejí­t›4X        Have fun with that lol.
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Post by: Lits on December 07, 2006, 01:58:30 pm
Why do you do these things to us? They're just going to drive us crazy...

Eroz, you have facebook? Why aren't we friends? I'm hurt.
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Post by: Fuse on December 07, 2006, 03:13:02 pm
Sorry, yeah, your right on the "B" thing. Here are a couple pages I had setup about 2 years ago when testing MD5 and SHA1 hashes for encrypting passwords for www.textbookninja.com.

http://fuse.gotdns.com/!Projects/SHA1test.asp
http://fuse.gotdns.com/!Projects/MD5test.asp
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Post by: Eroz on December 07, 2006, 03:21:24 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
Why do you do these things to us? They're just going to drive us crazy...

Eroz, you have facebook? Why aren't we friends? I'm hurt.


Yes I have Facebook, if but barely, I only have an account with a few pieces of contact information. I am friends with a few people here, and others that have since left.


Yes it is HEX.
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Post by: Lithium on December 07, 2006, 08:05:01 pm
http://www.wgrz.com/news/Daybreak_article.aspx?storyid=43169

lmao

Quote
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor
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Post by: Heironymus on December 07, 2006, 09:49:55 pm
She commited a federal crime cuz she farted.. MWAHAHAHA
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Post by: Lithium on December 07, 2006, 10:48:41 pm
no, she committed a federal crime because she lit matches to hide her smell.
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Post by: Pirus on December 08, 2006, 08:04:19 am
wouldn't it have been simpler to just play the blame game and hold your nose and point at someone else on the airplane.  That seems more logical lol
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Post by: Anonymous on December 08, 2006, 10:20:56 am
hex.
because tyndall's puzzle didn't ruin my life enough  :P
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Post by: Lithium on December 13, 2006, 04:31:04 pm
LOL WTF!

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Post by: Anonymous on December 13, 2006, 06:10:42 pm
uhhh...
...

anyway, anyone know why rarebit would mention thong QA?
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Post by: Pirus on December 13, 2006, 06:38:00 pm
charrrllieeee  lol wtf was all that about? a kidney? ah anyway nope no idea on the thong thing
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Post by: Tecknik on December 13, 2006, 09:54:21 pm
What's a thong QA?
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Post by: Eroz on December 13, 2006, 11:01:54 pm
Is there anyway to get the video to not autoload/autoplay?
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Post by: Lithium on December 13, 2006, 11:07:52 pm
Quote from: "Eroz"
Is there anyway to get the video to not autoload/autoplay?


It's doesn't autoplay, but I am not sure if there is anyway to not autoload...

Is it causing you troubles... we can fix troubles.
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Post by: Eroz on December 14, 2006, 12:14:02 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
Quote from: "Eroz"
Is there anyway to get the video to not autoload/autoplay?


It's doesn't autoplay, but I am not sure if there is anyway to not autoload...

Is it causing you troubles... we can fix troubles.


Your right it doesn't autoplay but it does autoload, and unless you have 50Gigabits bandwidth to share I don't think you can fix my troubles.
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Post by: Lithium on December 14, 2006, 12:47:14 pm
I kinda ment I can just get rid of it and post a link... why the hell would you need 50Gigabits? Even if your on dial-up it shouldn't screw anything up that bad... I don't get what your trying to tell me here.
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Post by: Eroz on December 14, 2006, 06:06:34 pm
I'm just being screwy. I'm on my dorm connection, and between 6pm and midnight I get speed less then you average 28.8 modem. A quicktime downloading itself just slows things down.
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Post by: Pirus on December 19, 2006, 05:06:11 am
It saddens me that PDS can get this organized and we cant.  I suppose the distance barrier is just too great for us to overcome.

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4287537
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Post by: Anonymous on December 19, 2006, 05:22:07 am
Quote from: "Whatever"
Image uploaded by pirusmxo


Eh?  Who are PDS?  And who cares if they only have like 11 members in one state anyway?  Who are all such mingers they had to block out their faces?  And none of which are women?

There's more to life than group shots :D  We still have the best in-game assembly shot :D
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Post by: Lithium on December 20, 2006, 01:53:43 pm
Wow for $140 this is very tempting... http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16819103526
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Post by: Adad on December 20, 2006, 03:19:29 pm
Quote from: "Pirus"
It saddens me that PDS can get this organized and we can't.  I suppose the distance barrier is just too great for us to overcome.

[url]http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=4287537[/url]


Nice banner, you can almost read it...  Ok, so let's pick a place strategically in the middle of all of us, then have a bake sale to fly the Europeans in to town and have a big FA vacation...bikinis welcome, scratch that, bikinis prefered (female members only sorry Pirus)

*EDIT* OK, Illinois looks like it's in the middle-works for me.
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Post by: Fuse on December 20, 2006, 04:17:50 pm
I live smack dab in the middle of Illinois. I'd be willing to put up a few at my place for a night or two. We have an airport about 50 feet behind my house - http://www.cira.com/

I'm actually organizing a LAN party for a bunch of people from Chicago at my place set for sometime in Febuary/March. If interested, let me know. It would be a PC/360 party focusing mainly on UT2K4, FEAR, and Gears of War. I'm still getting ideas for games though. I could just order 15 FA shirts and put them on my friends from Chciago and say we're FA. =)
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Post by: Fuse on December 20, 2006, 04:19:02 pm
Quote from: "Adad"
bikinis welcome, scratch that, bikinis prefered


I don't have a pool, but I do have a hose. =)
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Post by: NoCry on December 20, 2006, 05:59:20 pm
trust me, I would not suit a bikini.
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Post by: Lithium on December 20, 2006, 06:09:21 pm
Boombye is my fucking hero for uploading this old sig.

(http://followtheangel.org/coppermine/albums/userpics/the_tree.gif)

I was talking about the tree a while back and nobody got what I was talking about. LOL
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Post by: Fuse on December 20, 2006, 09:31:51 pm
haha
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Post by: Eroz on December 21, 2006, 03:42:34 am
http://www.sellsbrothers.com/fun/msiview/default.aspx?content=question.htm

I can answer about half of the algorithm ones.....
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Post by: Pirus on December 21, 2006, 05:08:54 am
lol actually illinois is really about in the middle of most of us. Hmm no men allowed huh?  Well Adad you ladies have fun then.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 21, 2006, 07:38:09 am
Illinois works for me.  :p  That is, if I can get a babysitter and the car. hehe.
 on another note, I'll be back in game within the week, just need to get the chance to get to the bank and deposit some money!
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Post by: Pirus on December 21, 2006, 08:54:21 am
yeah the fx-55 is nice and overclocks well i have an fx-57 at 3.05 ghz on the stock cooler .. should be able to get the fx-55 between 2.9 and 3 ghz.
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Post by: Adad on December 21, 2006, 12:51:26 pm
Quote from: "Pirus"
lol actually illinois is really about in the middle of most of us. Hmm no men allowed huh?  Well Adad you ladies have fun then.


I meant only females can come in bikinis...ass
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Post by: Pirus on December 21, 2006, 02:01:15 pm
lol yeah but turning it around is fun :) besides vermillion would love to see me in a bikini ;) j/k
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Post by: Fuse on December 21, 2006, 02:36:56 pm
...liar.
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Post by: Fuse on December 22, 2006, 03:04:04 pm
Big wood at work...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/IMAGE_00014.jpg)
From the top...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/IMAGE_00012.jpg)
My cube at work...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/IMAGE_00008.jpg)
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Post by: Eroz on December 22, 2006, 04:24:30 pm
That doesn't look like a cube.
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Post by: Fuse on December 22, 2006, 04:53:07 pm
Panoramic picture with my awesome phone. 3 pictures in one.
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Post by: Lits on December 22, 2006, 11:06:13 pm
Fuse, your wood is very sparkle-y.....
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Post by: Fuse on December 23, 2006, 01:17:47 am
I like to dress it up for the holidays. =)
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Post by: Tecknik on December 23, 2006, 09:28:57 am
Who doesn't? Pfft. Think you're so special with your sparkle-y wood... >.>;
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:14:03 am
first post on page 100?
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:14:23 am
Hmm, now?
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:14:50 am
Bugger..... how about now?
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:15:06 am
T_T
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:15:28 am
I once saw a fairy....
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:15:45 am
Who was called Bert....
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:16:04 am
He like to eat bananas...
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:16:22 am
And get to the 100th......
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 10:17:03 am
Friggin' page...

EDIT: WHOOPAGE!!!!!!! Sorry for the spam ^_^
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Post by: Tecknik on December 23, 2006, 12:44:56 pm
Ahahahahahahaha! Subb is the new Forum Spammer!
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Post by: Anonymous on December 23, 2006, 01:21:14 pm
Your office is in a shopping mall Fuse?

And wow, 100 pages of pointless crap :p
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Post by: Subb on December 23, 2006, 01:25:25 pm
Oh bugger :/
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Post by: Fuse on December 24, 2006, 05:22:22 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
Your office is in a shopping mall Fuse?

And wow, 100 pages of pointless crap :p



lol no. I am a systems analyst at the corporate headquarters of a very large company. We have about 5 locations in and around this town. The one I work at has about 9 separate buildings connected by tunels and secured doors at every entry. That picture was taken inside the main corprate building durring our CEO's address to the company. Thats what the cameras were there for - with over 16,000 people in the town working for you in over 15 buildings, closed circuit tv is a great asset. That area of the building is 4 floors high - the another section of it is 16 floors. So that tree = about 3 and a half floors.

Short version:
"Nope, not a mall"
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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 07:14:16 am
So, you work for Verizon?

;)
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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 10:36:04 am
speaking of spammers, where the hell is N4 lately?
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Post by: Tecknik on December 24, 2006, 10:44:21 am
He has been having computer problems.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 10:48:31 am
aweeee still?  that seemed like forever ago :(
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Post by: Subb on December 24, 2006, 11:27:18 am
Can anyone tell me if a lip piercing hurts like hell? ^_^ I'm thinking of getting mine done >.<
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Post by: Anonymous on December 24, 2006, 03:06:04 pm
I did my own, and it didn't hurt that much even though I didn't do it the "proper way" with forceps.  It swells up though for a few days, which does hurt.
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Post by: Subb on December 24, 2006, 03:08:48 pm
>.> Gah, I don't mind the sudden pain it's when the prolonged pain kicks in I get grumpy >.<

It's like when the dentist tightened my braces I was a grumpy mutha...
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Post by: Subb on December 24, 2006, 04:37:50 pm
REJOICE! for the coming of the great frog of winchester.... will eat you if you dont! mwuhahahaha!
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Post by: Fuse on December 25, 2006, 12:29:56 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
So, you work for Verizon?

;)



Verzon is the second biggest employer in the town, comming in at around 5k- ish.
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Post by: Eroz on December 25, 2006, 03:47:35 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
Quote from: "Destyn"
So, you work for Verizon?

;)



Verzon is the second biggest employer in the town, comming in at around 5k- ish.


That wasn't a no, so I am going to say yes, he just doesn't want to tell us so we would be begging for discounts.
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Post by: Subb on December 25, 2006, 03:52:53 pm
WOOO 1500th post! What?! Better keep up to my forum spammer title...


AND OMFG SYSTEM OF A DOWN HAVE SPLIT UP! *CRY*
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Post by: Fuse on December 25, 2006, 08:00:50 pm
actully if you look at my first post I said that my company has about 16,000, while Verizon is number 2 comming in at about 5k. I guess I don't care - I work at the Corp HQ for State Farm Insurance. And No, I can not help you save a lot of money on your car insurance.
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Post by: Eroz on December 25, 2006, 08:21:40 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
actully if you look at my first post I said that my company has about 16,000, while Verizon is number 2 comming in at about 5k. I guess I don't care - I work at the Corp HQ for State Farm Insurance. And No, I can not help you save a lot of money on your car insurance.


Don't I switch to Geico for that?
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Post by: Heironymus on December 26, 2006, 01:18:46 am
So.. I got an iPod for christmas and discovered that movies are 15 dollars apiece for this thing.. I say F@@ that... so.. anyone got a good website to download the movies so they are for portable devices or for that matter a program that can convert.. say.. .avi's to .wmv ??? that way I can just rip the movies I rent at Blockbuster.. seeing as all my rentals are free..?
Any help would be appreciated..
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Post by: Styan on December 26, 2006, 01:28:31 am
I dont doubt it can be done, you'll likely want .mov's for the pod tho... (quicktime) or any other qt supported type.
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Post by: Anonymous on December 27, 2006, 01:12:40 pm
EO Video can do it, or just use the Usenet for iPod-ready videos
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Post by: Sared on December 29, 2006, 07:05:45 pm
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Post by: Tecknik on December 30, 2006, 07:06:30 pm
Quote from: "Heironymus"
So.. I got an iPod for christmas and discovered that movies are 15 dollars apiece for this thing.. I say F@@ that... so.. anyone got a good website to download the movies so they are for portable devices or for that matter a program that can convert.. say.. .avi's to .wmv ??? that way I can just rip the movies I rent at Blockbuster.. seeing as all my rentals are free..?
Any help would be appreciated..

http://www.videora.com/en-us/Converter/guides.html
Videora + DVD Decrypter = Your friend. :) Both are free programs.
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Post by: Subb on December 31, 2006, 05:23:16 am
Sared, you have scarred me for life :S friggin' pokemon
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Post by: Sared on December 31, 2006, 05:53:59 am
PWNED.
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Post by: Eroz on December 31, 2006, 07:10:25 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Quote from: "Heironymus"
So.. I got an iPod for christmas and discovered that movies are 15 dollars apiece for this thing.. I say F@@ that... so.. anyone got a good website to download the movies so they are for portable devices or for that matter a program that can convert.. say.. .avi's to .wmv ??? that way I can just rip the movies I rent at Blockbuster.. seeing as all my rentals are free..?
Any help would be appreciated..

[url]http://www.videora.com/en-us/Converter/guides.html[/url]
Videora + DVD Decrypter = Your friend. :) Both are free programs.


Anyone know of programs that can do the same for the Zune, of just wmv/mpeg files?
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Post by: Anonymous on December 31, 2006, 11:55:05 pm
LAWLASZZZ Sarud is simply... l33t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Subb on January 01, 2007, 02:29:19 pm
FEAR ME FOR THE MANGO'S WILL
EAT JOOOZZOORZ!
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Post by: Fuse on January 02, 2007, 12:52:56 am
http://fuse.gotdns.com/FA/Pics/
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Post by: Lits on January 08, 2007, 02:14:39 am
Saw a commercial for Chow Yun Fat's (sp?) new movie, Curse of the Golden Flower... they use the same music from the last FA video.
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Post by: Eroz on January 08, 2007, 02:41:52 am
Anyone have any legal ways to convert DVD to WMVs?
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Post by: Tecknik on January 09, 2007, 04:28:09 pm
Quote from: "Eroz"
Anyone have any legal ways to convert DVD to WMVs?

For your Zune, right?
http://www.videohelp.com/tools?toolsearch=Zune&Submit=Search
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Post by: Lits on January 10, 2007, 09:19:54 pm
lol, I just asked NTrails to be my friend on facebook...
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Post by: Styan on January 10, 2007, 09:58:51 pm
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Post by: Lithium on January 11, 2007, 04:51:03 am
I didn't even realize the new Tarantino trailer was out but it looks like it might be a good one and I'm not a big fan of horror.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=65&item=1
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Post by: Pirus on January 11, 2007, 05:22:09 am
lol out of game thats funny if it was in game that little girl would be getting pwnt left and right.  It's funny how that makes such a difference.
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Post by: NoCry on January 11, 2007, 08:10:38 am
ntrails is not that bad actually; been around a bit. is there photos etc of him as I am keen to understand the type of person that he is.
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Post by: Ash on January 11, 2007, 08:39:39 am
Was checking out the Ctrl+Alt+Del comics and saw this one from Xmas time and had a good laugh, thought I would share.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20061227
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Post by: Tecknik on January 11, 2007, 03:21:23 pm
Not Safe For Work Due To Language!

LMFAO!!!!  "I'm a straight up Oreo cookie!"
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Post by: Anonymous on January 11, 2007, 05:27:19 pm
mmm, oreos...
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Post by: Eroz on January 12, 2007, 02:11:40 am
Pirate Bay wants to buy Sealand, the digg comments are great.

http://www.digg.com/tech_news/PirateBay_Plans_to_Buy_Sealand_and_Become_Own_Country

http://buysealand.com/?cat=1
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Post by: Lithium on January 12, 2007, 12:12:41 pm
Quote
Pirate Bay wants to buy Sealand, the digg comments are great.

[url]http://www.digg.com/tech_news/PirateBay[/url] ... wn_Country

[url]http://buysealand.com/?cat=1[/url]


Sounds like the world will have a perfect place to target practice some new state of the art missiles.

On another note...

Wow I am fucking impressed. This might be the first cell phone I ever buy

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Post by: Ash on January 12, 2007, 01:20:49 pm
Finally a retail poduct that takes of advantage of multi-touch screen technology.
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Post by: Eroz on January 12, 2007, 05:04:51 pm
Again, I'll wait for at least the second generation.
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Post by: Tecknik on January 12, 2007, 09:06:46 pm
It won't be called iPhone.  Cisco is already suing because they have a product called iPhone.
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Post by: Lithium on January 12, 2007, 09:40:22 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
It won't be called iPhone.  Cisco is already suing because they have a product called iPhone.


Which is bullshit cause Cisco is just ripping of the i[insert name here] idea. I hope apple gives them a run for thier money and pumps in some serious cash to the lawsuit to fight it.
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Post by: Tecknik on January 13, 2007, 08:12:11 am
Quote from: "Lithium"
Quote from: "Tecknik"
It won't be called iPhone.  Cisco is already suing because they have a product called iPhone.


Which is bullshit cause Cisco is just ripping of the I[insert name here] idea. I hope apple gives them a run for thier money and pumps in some serious cash to the lawsuit to fight it.

My thoughts exactly.
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Post by: Lits on January 13, 2007, 01:13:23 pm
Quote from: "NoCry"
ntrails is not that bad actually; been around a bit. is there photos etc of him as I am keen to understand the type of person that he is.


Second from left
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/n223803893_342833_5245.jpg)
Far Right
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/n223800598_129621_8003.jpg)

He seems like a good guy, actually. Kinda funny, too. Said he went through the puzzles back in the day, but gave up because he enjoyed being a machinist too much. Had one alt :  Xcess from PhoenixGaurd.

He's an alright guy... downright cool. At least now. I'm too young to remember him much ingame.
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Post by: Subb on January 13, 2007, 01:53:47 pm
yeah he's a dooode, he reminds me of Jack skeleton in those pics hahaha!

Oh and Pheonix Guard.... *evils* back in the day with PoZ :/
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Post by: Lithium on January 13, 2007, 02:38:09 pm
Bored at wal-mart?

Quote

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets so bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton gets this letter from Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

# June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
# July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
# July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest rooms.
# July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... and watched what happened.
# August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
# September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
# September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
# September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
# October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
# November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
# December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
# December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
# December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
# December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least...
# December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Post by: Tecknik on January 13, 2007, 03:47:38 pm
Phoenix Guard....  Grrrr..  They were like PoZ's biggest enemy.

And Lithium, that was great.  Thanks for the laughs. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on January 13, 2007, 04:02:36 pm
In fairness to Cisco it's not like they don't indulge in IP Telephony.  So calling a phone iPhone isn't such a strange thing.  It's not like Apple have a copyright on the letter "i".

I don't like Apple, and Cisco are a business partner to my company, so I guess I'm biased :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on January 13, 2007, 05:57:28 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
Apple have a copyright on the letter "I".


Thats very true and thats why Apple might not be able to win the case. But lets face it Cicso didn't just up and say "hey! iPhone that sounds cool lets use it" no it had to be more like "hey! Lets name it iPhone since the iPod had so much commercial success using the iNameHere"
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Post by: Tecknik on January 14, 2007, 12:23:18 am
Hey Pirus, remember this? ;)

Pirus is the blonde with the purple jacket.  I'm the one in the purple jacket, with the red shirt.  The white girl dancing on the roof was a PoZ member named Violla.  I'm trying to remember who that was in the orange shirt.  I can't remember the name of the person who made it, and the website is down. :( I do love the "Special Thanks to The Priory of Zion" at the end. :D
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Post by: Subb on January 14, 2007, 05:24:52 am
1) Will smith needs to stop his music career..... FAST!
2) I missed this video, I logged off like 10 mins before they actually filmed :(
3) The good olde days *sniff*
4) *cry* CR1 :'(
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Post by: Anonymous on January 14, 2007, 12:16:24 pm
B3ta links:

Appropriate Marriage (http://www.b3tards.com/u/e8566f214b68cfa702b1/wedding.jpg)
Desktop Necromancer (http://www.nogunarmy.com/necromancer.htm)
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Post by: Lithium on January 15, 2007, 03:44:20 am
More on the iPhone court case; it looks like Apple's lawyers have already found one big hole in Cisco's case.

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=36951
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Post by: NoCry on January 15, 2007, 06:07:11 am
lawyers ftw!
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Post by: NoCry on January 18, 2007, 05:55:35 pm
erm, ok, so please could someone go to the mxo forums; vector, world discussion, general, whats the best screenshot you ever took? If you look at yas's there are 2 green coded items, the first, looks like zion hardware req, the other, with a book, what is that? could someone post an answer here for me if they recognise it and why I do not have it! i have been ingame since april 26 2005.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 19, 2007, 03:03:40 am
Linky: http://forums.station.sony.com/mxo/posts/list.m?topic_id=36300008041

It looks like the flame/fly virus to me
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Post by: Pirus on January 19, 2007, 06:28:25 am
lmao teck thanks for finding that ive been looking all over :)  and btw GameinatrixCori created that.  She was in mxo to do a review of it for her website www.gameinatrix.com she used this video as part of the review.  Shortly after that video we begun talks with her about making our faction video ... inspired by FA of course.  Too bad that never happened.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on January 20, 2007, 01:51:31 am
What a bunch of n00bs in Portland



Some words of advice, Stay off the fucking road when there is a fucking ice storm.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on January 20, 2007, 06:23:08 am
@Lithium's Post

Go home town....... At least I wasn't there.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on January 20, 2007, 06:40:09 pm
Randomly found this. Thought it was pretty neat.

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Post by: Tecknik on January 20, 2007, 07:15:55 pm
Quote from: "Pirus"
lmao teck thanks for finding that ive been looking all over :)  and btw GameinatrixCori created that.  She was in mxo to do a review of it for her website www.gameinatrix.com she used this video as part of the review.  Shortly after that video we begun talks with her about making our faction video ... inspired by FA of course.  Too bad that never happened.

I've actually had it on my hard drive since it was released. :)
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Post by: Pirus on January 20, 2007, 09:30:28 pm
lol thought this was funny :)  http://www.break.com/index/windows_start_up_music_prank.html and this next one was just awesome lol shows you the speed of a rabbit  http://www.break.com/index/brave_rabbit_vs_snake.html
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Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2007, 06:51:06 pm
Well, the crack we call MXO has pulled me back, I was going to wait until i built my new pc, but I had some extra cash, and that mxo log in screen was just calling. So i resubbed. See ya'll in game sometime tonight!!
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Post by: Tecknik on January 27, 2007, 11:46:08 am
Quote from: "Lithium"
What a bunch of n00bs in Portland



Some words of advice, Stay off the fucking road when there is a fucking ice storm.

Oh my god.  I just watched this.  AWD > * :)
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Post by: Subb on January 27, 2007, 01:14:44 pm
I bought a bath bomb today, I was disappointed; I was waiting for it go "BANG"





I threw it in and ducked for cover.







~_~
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Post by: Heironymus on January 28, 2007, 01:48:47 am
Ghost Ridin may be the coolest thing I have ever heard of... any more?

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Post by: Tecknik on January 28, 2007, 10:28:20 pm
Quote from: "Heironymus"
Ghost Ridin may be the coolest thing I have ever heard of... any more?


I really hope you're not serious. :(
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Post by: Pirus on January 29, 2007, 09:54:25 am
^ agrees with teck lol
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Post by: Lits on January 29, 2007, 05:24:24 pm
What are you guys talking about? I'm SO doing that with my roomate's car tonight
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Post by: Anonymous on January 29, 2007, 07:33:31 pm
/cry

I think that's the worst form of white man dancing I have ever seen...
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Post by: Tecknik on January 29, 2007, 08:35:22 pm
That video pisses me off to no end.  I have heard of ghost riding before.  It's nothing new to me.  And it's not the ghost riding that pisses me off.  What pisses me off is that some rapper scumbag had the nerve to sample Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters", for some stupid song about ghost riding... :angry:
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Post by: Heironymus on January 29, 2007, 11:59:38 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
What pisses me off is that some rapper scumbag had the nerve to sample Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters", for some stupid song about ghost riding... :angry:


HAHAHAHA... that is what makes it so fucking funny is how rediculous the whole thing is.. and the fact that they videotaped it..
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on January 30, 2007, 11:28:53 am
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on January 30, 2007, 11:40:22 am
Quote from: "Lithium"
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html[/url]


Is he deaf?
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on January 30, 2007, 02:55:04 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html[/url]

I have seriously been laughing out loud for the past 10 minutes.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on January 30, 2007, 03:33:25 pm
Now, it would have been funnier with a video.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on January 30, 2007, 10:17:36 pm
Well.... I am glad they cleared up the substance abuse part of the story...
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on January 30, 2007, 10:21:08 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Quote from: "Lithium"
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html[/url]


Is he deaf?

Greased up deaf guy!? LoL
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on January 30, 2007, 11:54:24 pm
I forgot how to insert youtube videos, but here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90&NR
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Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2007, 06:41:00 am
That's okay Dag, I don't even know how to insert youtube vids.

:O HAHAHAHHAHAHA! Nice video. Nicholas Cage pwnage.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on January 31, 2007, 11:34:58 am
hmm lets hope dues or kryt doesn't meet people from mxo this could happen to them..... http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=37339
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on January 31, 2007, 11:50:25 am
lmao

"May it be known that Moscow is a no PvP zone"
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Post by: Anonymous on January 31, 2007, 03:07:28 pm
"Unfortunately for Ponamorenko, Blyoskin was not carrying any "phat l3wt" on his person. More unfortunately, Blyoskin didn't respawn."

haha, phat l3wt, LOL
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on February 01, 2007, 10:14:22 am
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Quote from: "Lithium"
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html[/url]


Is he deaf?

Greased up deaf guy!? LoL


Glad someone got the reference.  :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on February 02, 2007, 01:17:20 pm
I think its time to introduce Recursion to the FA TRAIN!!! :)  I have fond memories of the last one.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 04, 2007, 09:24:16 pm
(http://liquiware.net/images/humor/bomber.jpg)
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Post by: Tecknik on February 05, 2007, 05:40:58 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
([url]http://liquiware.net/images/humor/bomber.jpg[/url])

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Phuck Boston.  Stupidest city on the planet.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 05, 2007, 05:53:04 pm
I don't get it :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 05, 2007, 07:16:13 pm
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
I don't get it :S


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 05, 2007, 07:18:06 pm
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 05, 2007, 08:30:32 pm
Last summer I posted here that I saw a chicken outside my bedroom window (in the middle of an urban city).... yesterday I saw that same damn chicken again... AND THIS TIME I HAVE WITNESSES! I WASN'T CRAZY!
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Post by: Da6onet on February 05, 2007, 08:44:47 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
I don't get it :S


[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html[/url]


Holy crap, and here I thought people in the Boston area were supposed to be well educated. I'm sorry but anyone who could mistake that shit for a bomb is a classic example of how we need to focus on education in this country.
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Post by: Tecknik on February 05, 2007, 09:45:20 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
Quote from: "Lithium"
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
I don't get it :S


[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/31/boston.bombscare/index.html[/url]


Holy crap, and here I thought people in the Boston area were supposed to be well educated. I'm sorry but anyone who could mistake that shit for a bomb is a classic example of how we need to focus on education in this country.

You know what's the best part? These things were all over cities across America...  They were even placed in New York at Ground Zero and no one said a thing.

Boston is full of a bunch of idiots.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on February 05, 2007, 11:24:06 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Boston is full of a bunch of liberals.


Fixed your post.
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Post by: Lits on February 06, 2007, 07:53:30 am
"It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires."

Is the Energizer bunny next? How dumb does ^ sound? It's like the yankee version of the redneck tornado report.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on February 06, 2007, 07:59:25 am
oh come on now those tornado reports are great. lol  Its mind blowing, to think of the amount of intellect the people in those reports have.  It gives us southern people a grandiose stature, among our country's society. ;) hehe
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on February 06, 2007, 11:01:38 am
yah, erm back., hello.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 06, 2007, 12:22:18 pm
"We're not dumb people. We just can't keep the stupider of us off the TV!" - Jeff Foxworthy

Welcome Back NoCry?
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 06, 2007, 03:10:02 pm
Cure for cancer found?

http://media.www.studentprintz.com/media/storage/paper974/news/2007/01/23/Opinion/Scientists.Cure.Cancer.But.No.One.Takes.Notice-2667600.shtml
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Post by: Lits on February 06, 2007, 06:14:54 pm
OMG that's so funny... that's my college newspaper. I know the writer of that article. No, there have been a zillion letters to the editor how the article was misleading and innacurate and it's since been retracted. It's so funny though... the StudentPrintz never gets anything right, their articles are usually either about bullshit or or about bullshit. I read it only because I like to find all the spelling and grammar and continuity errors and laugh at them.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 06, 2007, 08:29:34 pm
So, the article isn't true?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 06, 2007, 08:50:01 pm
It's like that guy who does infomercials selling his book that tells natural ways to cure cancer that the drug compnays don't want you to know. Pretty much bullshit err is bullshit.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 07, 2007, 01:04:01 am
No, the article isn't true... as usual, a StudentPrintz writer thought of an idea that COULD be something worth writing about, went to a research lab, half-listened to what the guy said while fantasizing about his high school lab partner, and then sensationalized on the half he listened to.
I'm telling you, it's the running joke of campus. Last year they did an article on "Hair" (Remeber Hair? Tbone was the lead in it, I was in it, the hippie play about sex and drugs?) yeah, they wrote the critique article BEFORE WE EVEN OPENED. Tell me, how did that happen? So we complained to the editor, then they wrote ANOTHER article saying that the only reason we sold out every night was because hippies and druggies were coming out of the woodwork to see it. By hippies and druggies, one can only assume the deans of the various colleges who saw it multiple times because it was so moving.

/pimpslap bitches
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on February 07, 2007, 01:42:49 am
exactly.. who do you think is running the world right now.. HIPPIES AND DRUGGIES.. seriously now.. El Presidente... Hard CORE STONER ;) j/k..
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2007, 04:52:15 pm
i dont know if this belongs here but here i go i tried to acces the fations relations part of the forums but i couldnt for some reason all i can now go into is information stream
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 07, 2007, 05:35:50 pm
Quote from: "Roganclark"
I don't know if this belongs here but here I go I tried to acces the fations relations part of the forums but I couldn't for some reason all I can now go into is information stream


It is probably because you are not assigned to a ship. PM Tbone.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 07, 2007, 06:02:59 pm
I guess I need to PM Tbone too, because I'm having the same problem.  Restricted Areas FTL. :(

And Lits, could you please hit that kid upside his head for giving me false hope? What a douchebag. :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2007, 06:50:45 pm
does anyone want to help me move this weekend?  :D :D :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 07, 2007, 09:07:28 pm
ME ME ME I'LL HELP!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 07, 2007, 09:54:39 pm
WOOHOO PAJAMA PARTY!
how did your report turn out?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 07, 2007, 10:52:17 pm
fine, i got it all done and in on time, thanks for asking :).
PAJAMA PARTY IT IS!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on February 08, 2007, 02:50:54 am
Can I bring a teddy? :S


^_^
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 08, 2007, 10:36:57 am
like, the kind you wear?  lololol
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 08, 2007, 10:40:00 am
Can I come too? :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on February 08, 2007, 10:44:57 am
this should be fun for those of us who dont wear PJ's to sleep in and only wear well ... yeah anyway you got the idea lol.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 08, 2007, 11:32:11 am
Looks like Walrus and Rarebit were in charge of managing the Wal-Mart website! Check it out!

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=37514
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on February 08, 2007, 01:17:12 pm
Is a RADEON X300 SE 128 MB Memory any good? My GF is selling her CPU and I am in need of a new GFX card :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on February 08, 2007, 01:39:46 pm
well it depends on what it is you have now as to scale it as good or not compared to yoru setup.  but its a low end newer generation card so not terrible but not anywhere close to the best either.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 08, 2007, 04:23:48 pm
Anna Nicole Smith died today, a few hours ago.  She was in Hollywood, Florida at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. :( That's like 45 minutes from me.  Such a shame.  She was fairly young.  She was unresponsive when found in her room at the hotel.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.collapses/index.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 08, 2007, 05:55:46 pm
Married for money. I think her diet shit was being sued the other day I heard on TV. Then she dies, probably from her diet shit. Sounds almost like karma.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 09, 2007, 05:28:45 pm
Who watches 24? :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWUaQVZHzyI
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on February 09, 2007, 06:09:16 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2NJhnf4&eurl=
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 09, 2007, 07:01:11 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2NJhnf4&eurl=[/url]

See... Now why did you have to go and post a video like this? :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on February 10, 2007, 02:23:36 am
It's sobering.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 12, 2007, 05:43:34 pm
Quote from: "Heironymus"
Ghost Ridin may be the coolest thing I have ever heard of... any more?


Have you seen the music video? I just saw it today..  What a disgrace. :( They have misused and abused the Ecto 1A.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 12, 2007, 09:11:58 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Quote from: "Fuse"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2NJhnf4&eurl=[/url]

See... Now why did you have to go and post a video like this? :(




I'm not going to say anything political for the sake of not stirring up trouble, but I do wish that we would all include a warning or a brief description before posting something as emotionally racking as this. Although, I am glad to see it, thank you for pointing it out.

*edit* not glad to see the content of the video (obviously), just glad to see a news story on the war first hand
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on February 13, 2007, 04:25:12 am
Quote from: "Lits"
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Quote from: "Fuse"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2NJhnf4&eurl=[/url]

See... Now why did you have to go and post a video like this? :(




I'm not going to say anything political for the sake of not stirring up trouble, but I do wish that we would all include a warning or a brief description before posting something as emotionally racking as this. Although, I am glad to see it, thank you for pointing it out.

*edit* not glad to see the content of the video (obviously), just glad to see a news story on the war first hand


The pilots were in the wrong completely. They will have a court martial, be dishonorably discharged, not be executed, but they will spend time in a federal prison and never allowed to fly military aircraft (possibly never civilian aircraft) again.

Many other people up the command chain of these pilots will also be investigated under suspicion of negligence and/or incompetence.

On a personal note, Navy pilots aren't that stupid and I'm damn proud of my brother and his squadron.

Currently stationed here (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=hiroshima+japan&ie=UTF8&z=18&ll=34.147697,132.227835&spn=0.003387,0.006781&t=k&om=1).
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on February 13, 2007, 06:15:02 am
They were in the wrong, but god; I feel so sorry for them.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on February 17, 2007, 12:14:01 pm
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 17, 2007, 12:39:53 pm
why would you waist my time with that crap?
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on February 17, 2007, 12:39:53 pm
lol, I've seen that one before :p
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on February 17, 2007, 01:56:58 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
why would you waist my time with that crap?


I thought it was funny, try to be more cheerful Lithium..
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on February 17, 2007, 01:59:59 pm
Lithium > Scrooge


:(


No humbugs for joo.... :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 17, 2007, 06:15:17 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
Quote from: "Lithium"
why would you waist my time with that crap?


I thought it was funny, try to be more cheerful Lithium..


lol I was trying to be funny but it was lost when transfered to text. oh well.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on February 17, 2007, 10:12:29 pm
hahah, Tbone are you 14? nooooo!

http://www.slashgear.com/my-guild-leader-is-how-old-173965.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on February 17, 2007, 11:25:34 pm
Okay... So you buy a house sitting on a lot of land, with an old barn and think nothing of it...

Until you decide to break the lock on the barn to find this...

http://www.geenstijl.nl/paginas/mirror/20070215-pritt-mazda/index.html
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on February 18, 2007, 12:24:20 am
JACKPOT!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on February 18, 2007, 04:05:45 pm
Kayosssss has returned T_T



REJOICE (but not as much as you would rejoice for the coming of the Subb ;))
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on February 19, 2007, 12:16:40 am
I think I posted it in this thread, but I'm not one hundred per cent sure. In any case, I posted a video that I was shown about Tigger punching some kid in the head...I HAVE A FOLLOW-UP!!

http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_7923.aspx Wewt Toronto!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on February 19, 2007, 11:44:51 am
I like peanuts.
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Post by: Lits on February 20, 2007, 12:45:27 am
so my friend came over to show off her new mac laptop... about three mins after booting it up it crashed and she couldn't get it to turn off. while she was trying to get the battery out i showed her this video... freaking hilarous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOEKBC1JPz4
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on February 20, 2007, 06:46:27 am
lmao that was great lits :) that should be the PC's rebuddle commercial for all those mac ones they have out now.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on February 20, 2007, 09:43:53 am
can one spam on this thread without any problems?
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Post by: Da6onet on February 21, 2007, 12:24:43 am
YOU IDIOT! YOU OWN A MACINTOSH!! THE FILE IS FUCKING GONE!!!
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Post by: Da6onet on February 21, 2007, 03:50:59 am
If you're a fan of Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera, I came across possibly the most breathtaking rendition of Think of Me.



I did a quick search to see if this show is available as a recorded soundtrack, no such luck :-/
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Post by: Eroz on February 21, 2007, 10:31:14 am
Quote from: "Da6onet"
YOU IDIOT! YOU OWN A MACINTOSH!! THE FILE IS FUCKING GONE!!!


Its playing some kind of pyschological warfare, because the update manager is bouncing up and down, like a fucking Jack Russell terrier.


I love that video, so much that I saved it to my computer just so I could play it when ever. Along with a few other videos.
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Post by: Lithium on February 21, 2007, 03:18:48 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
If you're a fan of Andrew Lloyd Webber's....


Andrew Lloyd Webber is a joke, he just steals music from Pink Floyd and calls it his.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 21, 2007, 04:48:58 pm
Dag, that is amazing. I love it. She hits every note with grace and perfection. Amazing I tells ya. Gotta show my sister. She loves The Phantom of the Opera. Thanks for posting that :)
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Post by: Lits on February 21, 2007, 11:58:58 pm
If I may interject my proffessional opinion...

THAT is a soprano! Beautiful beautiful voice! I'm putting that on my MP3 player... makes me want to get better speakers to do her performance justice.

But let's not attribute any of that to Andrew Llyod Webber, shall we? He's a talentless jerk who lucked up with one great masterpiece (Phantom) and a slew of rotten shows that somehow stay on Broadway. I mean really... did anyone actually enjoy CATS?...  *sigh* Phantom is awesome, but it's not the Llyod Webber norm.
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Post by: Lits on February 22, 2007, 12:01:24 am
As a note of interest.... did you know that Christine Daae's parts were written so high because Llyod Webber was married to Sarah Brightman at the time? He wrote everything for her, to showcase her incredible range.
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Post by: Da6onet on February 22, 2007, 12:53:28 am
Quote from: "Lits"
As a note of interest.... did you know that Christine Daae's parts were written so high because Llyod Webber was married to Sarah Brightman at the time? He wrote everything for her, to showcase her incredible range.


I did, but I hate the way Brightman performs it. Rossum did a better job in the film version, and she's barely legal. Also, I wish to revise what I said to "If you're a Phantom of the Opera" fan.
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Post by: Tecknik on February 22, 2007, 10:32:59 am
Resident Evil: Extinction Teaser
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFw8khwx6Ic

I can't wait. :D
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Post by: Subb on February 22, 2007, 10:37:28 am
Oh ffs, Anyone see 'Mad Max' in that film? T_T I liked the first 2; they werent great but they were good.



This one looks wank I'm afraid to say :(
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Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2007, 10:37:33 am
O
M
G!
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Post by: Tecknik on February 22, 2007, 10:39:41 am
Quote from: "Subb"
Oh ffs, Anyone see 'Mad Max' in that film? T_T I liked the first 2; they werent great but they were good.



This one looks wank I'm afraid to say :(

LoL.  A friend said the same thing about Mad Max.  But eh...  I think it's going to be awesome! :D
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Post by: Subb on February 22, 2007, 10:42:51 am
If Chris and Leon are in there, that would rawk....
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Post by: Tecknik on February 22, 2007, 10:49:52 am
Sadly, no Chris and no Leon.  But Claire is in it. ;) And so is a Mr. ALBERT WESKER!!!!!  And Apparently the doctor from the end of Apocalypse, that arms Alice's new features becomes Tyrant. :D Carlos Olivera is back, but Jill and Angie (The little girl) are dead. :(
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Post by: Lits on February 22, 2007, 12:05:08 pm
Quote from: "Da6onet"
Quote from: "Lits"
As a note of interest.... did you know that Christine Daae's parts were written so high because Llyod Webber was married to Sarah Brightman at the time? He wrote everything for her, to showcase her incredible range.


I did, but I hate the way Brightman performs it. Rossum did a better job in the film version, and she's barely legal. Also, I wish to revise what I said to "If you're a Phantom of the Opera" fan.


I totally agree... Christine is supposed to be young and very talented, but not very experienced... Brightman's voice can't disguise it's years and years of experience and Prima Donna quality that Christine is supposed to be the opposite of.
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Post by: Subb on February 22, 2007, 12:50:11 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Sadly, no Chris and no Leon.  But Claire is in it. ;) And so is a Mr. ALBERT WESKER!!!!!  And Apparently the doctor from the end of Apocalypse, that arms Alice's new features becomes Tyrant. :D Carlos Olivera is back, but Jill and Angie (The little girl) are dead. :(


Angie I can understand; BUT JILL?! WTF?! They're messing with the story line :/


Oh and BTW, what IS the storyline? :p
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Post by: Lits on February 22, 2007, 03:47:38 pm
I fell asleep watching Law and Order today and had a dream:

We all created secret alts and created a faction called the Zion Bureau of Internal Affairs and went after Outlaw54
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Post by: Anonymous on February 22, 2007, 05:15:01 pm
Poor Outlaw...
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Post by: Lits on February 22, 2007, 05:59:45 pm
"On February 16, 2007 Andrew Lloyd Webber announced that he is working on the musical's sequel."

WHY would he ruin the only good thing he ever did?
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Post by: Anonymous on February 24, 2007, 01:50:26 pm
i cut all my hair off and donated it to locks of love.
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Post by: Lits on February 24, 2007, 02:24:16 pm
You without those gorgeous long locks: NOOOO!
Some cancer patient with a new batch of confidence: FUCKING AWESOME!

Well done Vermillion :)
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Post by: Anonymous on February 24, 2007, 02:45:22 pm
Do you think that's what Britney did?
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Post by: Anonymous on February 24, 2007, 06:15:45 pm
no, hers is on ebay lol
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l24/vermillion2006/02-24-07_1518.jpg)
sorry its a little blurry
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Post by: Tecknik on February 24, 2007, 09:20:00 pm
Very cool, Vermillion.  Some lucky cancer patient will be getting some new hair. :) And you still look great.

So far as Britney goes, word on the street is that Federline was going to have the courts do a hair-sample drug test.  So she shaved it all off.
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Post by: Lits on February 24, 2007, 10:35:11 pm
Wow Vermillion.... that looks a lot better than i thoght short hair would on you. Looks very nice
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Post by: Anonymous on February 25, 2007, 03:51:06 am
You see, I figured Britney had got herself alopecia.  It's a shame, she used to look so lovely.

Anyway not to cheapen what you did Vermillion, nice one!!  I wish I had long enough hair to do the same thing ;)
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Post by: NoCry on February 25, 2007, 06:39:02 am
i am unfortunatly following nocry on the hair loss department....
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Post by: Subb on February 25, 2007, 11:49:46 am
I have plenty of hair :D might cut it off soon though!
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Post by: Fuse on February 25, 2007, 05:17:23 pm
I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=88445968

damn those 2000 or so miles. *shakes fist*

<3
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Post by: Lits on February 25, 2007, 06:07:47 pm
lol... my profile is set to private... they have no idea what you're talking about :)
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Post by: Fuse on February 25, 2007, 07:24:06 pm
ehh, oh well.
And actually, it's not 2000- miles.

Google maps: 809 mi (about 12 hours 43 mins)
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Post by: Anonymous on February 25, 2007, 07:55:11 pm
I have a theory that Britney Spears suffered some sort of breakdown after the birth of her child, which became worse once it became apparent in the tabloids that her social life was failing too. And so, she cuts her hair off...I'm just hoping she doesn't come out with rock songs.
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Post by: Tecknik on February 25, 2007, 08:20:05 pm
Ha.  I added Lits as a friend. :x


For those of you that haven't seen this video...  COOLEST MUSIC VIDEO EVAR!!!!

EDIT: Oh, and here is some kids who did it at their high school talent show.  They are dead on too!
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Post by: Fuse on February 25, 2007, 10:13:24 pm
wow, watch them at the same time and they really are dead on....That must have took a lot of time to get down so well.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2007, 04:45:35 am
:O

they-...they-....they have TREADMILLS at their school :(
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Post by: Pirus on February 26, 2007, 06:01:40 am
lol wow you could have just asked someone for lits' myspace... but i guess its the adventure of finding it thats fun :)  .... btw there are lots of great pics in there hehe
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Post by: Anamodiel on February 26, 2007, 07:08:16 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
It's a shame, she used to look so lovely.


And she'll look lovely in about three months when it's about shoulder length. I personally like it that length.

(http://britney-spears-fotogalerie.wz.cz/britneyspears.jpg)

Need I say more?
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Post by: Pirus on February 26, 2007, 07:12:08 am
amazing what makeup and air brushing can do :)
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Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2007, 07:55:49 am
To me?  No.  Doesn't do anything for me :p
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Post by: Fuse on February 26, 2007, 01:38:37 pm
Whatever...I give it a year before she's in playboy airbrushed to hell.
..It's either playboy or 6 feet in the ground.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 26, 2007, 01:41:08 pm
That Futurama episode where time kept shifting seems eerily relevant now
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Post by: Lits on February 26, 2007, 05:51:00 pm
Some rumor's going around that her ex was going to have a hair folicle drug test done on her and that's why she shaved it....

The way I look at it there are four stages of Britney:
1. Overly cute sickening pop princess
2. Coming out of her shell provocative Britney (the only one I liked)
3. Weird, problematic, freaked out oversexed mama Britney
4. Anna-Nicole Smith-like Britney
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Post by: Fuse on February 26, 2007, 07:16:14 pm
Safe to say we're at 3.8?
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Post by: Tecknik on February 27, 2007, 07:07:39 pm
I didn't feel like this should be posted in the "Pictures of you" thread, but it has to do with that whole emo discussion that we were all having.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJLX4CSEk4I

I can't believe that they said Lostprophets is part of the "emo movement"...  Bunch of bloody wankers.  To hell with New Zealand.  What have they ever contributed to the world anyways? :D
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Post by: Anonymous on February 27, 2007, 08:04:25 pm
Wow. That removed any questions I had regarding the difference between emu's and emo's /sarcasm.
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Post by: Ash on February 27, 2007, 08:32:35 pm
The Best Invention EVER!!!


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Post by: Anamodiel on February 27, 2007, 08:36:39 pm
Oh my GOD! :D
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Post by: Lits on February 27, 2007, 10:29:21 pm
I WANT ONE!!!
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Post by: Da6onet on February 28, 2007, 12:24:45 am
o

m

^^
o   o
.O
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Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2007, 01:03:06 am
I'd laugh if it misfired and shot it straight into the TV.  In any case who would want a shook up beer?  And how does it keep it cool?
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Post by: Da6onet on February 28, 2007, 02:16:46 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
I'd laugh if it misfired and shot it straight into the TV.  In any case who would want a shook up beer?  And how does it keep it cool?


They way the mechanism winds up and fires I do not believe there's too much shaking at launch to cause the can to build up too much pressure. Thus as long as you absorbed the catch, I imagine the beer will still be smooth and delicious. However, I do feel that much needed field testing is required, and I humbly offer my services ^_^

To answer your second question, the mechanism is integrated into the refrigerator and opens a small door on top of it from which it can draw up the beer. Thus as long as the seal is relatively good, the beer should remain cold.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2007, 02:57:58 am
They need to integrate it into one of those high velocity can spinners.  THAT would be cool.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2007, 08:17:52 am
What if it misfired and knocked him out? Would anyone want that during the game?
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Post by: Ash on February 28, 2007, 08:50:58 am
Are you kidding?  Seeing that would be better than any Game on TV.
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Post by: Anonymous on February 28, 2007, 12:57:38 pm
Good point.
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Post by: NoCry on February 28, 2007, 04:37:22 pm
hmm, i am nearly at 300 posts
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Post by: Tecknik on February 28, 2007, 08:45:35 pm
That thing is awesome.  It would work better with soda or iced tea though. :)
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Post by: Ash on February 28, 2007, 10:02:41 pm
Yes but I would never take the time to make something like that just for Tea or Soda.
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Post by: Lits on March 01, 2007, 01:08:01 am
I could so use a beer after this day... TOO BAD I'M BROKE!
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Post by: Lits on March 01, 2007, 01:11:01 am
oh, hey by the way... not really important enough to have it's own thread, I'm going up to Jackson for the weekend to see my friend's show. I won't have internet access Thrusday night through Sunday night, so just letting ya'll I didn't dissapear into the theatre department again. If there's like, I dunno... some kind of FIRE or HURRICANE onboard the Libertas, a couple of ya'll have my cell number. I don't really see how anything could really be THAT pressing, but whatev...

... I SO need a beer....
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Post by: Lits on March 01, 2007, 07:16:53 pm
Triple post, woot!

A tornado hit the mall by my house today
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Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2007, 07:18:22 pm
WOAH!
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Post by: Anamodiel on March 01, 2007, 07:53:36 pm
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY IN 4 DAYS!!

And I'm having my party tomorrow!

I got a new phone! :D
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Post by: Anonymous on March 01, 2007, 09:07:01 pm
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!
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Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 07:10:54 am
298
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Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 07:11:17 am
299........................... what do i become (can not become a forum spammer on the random board!)
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Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 07:11:48 am
so?
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 07:12:11 am
erm, i am still bending spoons?
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Post by: Pirus on March 02, 2007, 09:20:19 am
yep until post 500 .... haha it fooled ya :)
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Post by: Pirus on March 02, 2007, 09:21:03 am
btw yesterday was my 1 year aniversary for fa!!! oh and someone add my b/d to the calendar... April 1st oh and put Saf's up there too :) April... well nah i'll let her tell ya if she wants it up :)
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Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 09:34:58 am
silence spammer!!!
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Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 09:35:26 am
my birthday is 26 april 2007. tally ho.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2007, 11:15:03 am
hehe yeah My bday is April 13th and it's on a Friday this year. :O
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Post by: Pirus on March 02, 2007, 11:52:48 am
wohoo she told us and more importantly she didn't get mad at me for almost telling it
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Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2007, 11:59:07 am
I wouldn't get mad at you for telling the date of my bday....it's the age Im going to be that makes me want to cry......
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Post by: Pirus on March 02, 2007, 12:42:50 pm
hey i was gonna stick the year in there too!
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Post by: Lits on March 02, 2007, 12:57:42 pm
I was one year in FA like a month ago... but I didn't want to admit it... because I'm still below 40...
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Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2007, 01:05:40 pm
Pirus...If you would have posted the year....yeah...I would have been taking a road trip to come hurt you.  :p
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Post by: Tecknik on March 02, 2007, 04:47:58 pm
Ha! NoCry is now the forum spammer!
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Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 05:25:50 pm
nnoooooooo!!! spammer? why? i only ever multipost in the randomness thread! dont remove the pirus label and caste aspersions on my character!!! the pirus will never let me forget!
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Post by: Tecknik on March 02, 2007, 05:26:47 pm
I think the spam counts anywhere, including the randomness thread.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on March 02, 2007, 06:02:33 pm
but one man's spam is another's random!
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Post by: Anonymous on March 02, 2007, 06:57:33 pm
I still think Pirus should get the tag back.  :p
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Post by: Fuse on March 02, 2007, 08:27:05 pm
This post doesn't make sense. Neither does this apple.
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Post by: Lithium on March 02, 2007, 09:57:47 pm
Wow. Just wow.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/02/ammo.found.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
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Post by: Heironymus on March 02, 2007, 11:39:07 pm
Don't feel bad Lits.. I have been in FA almost two years and I still haven't hit 50.. (btw.. new graphics card on the way soon.. so more gaming time coming)

Also.. I wanted to mention the last weekend in April I am going to be in Vegas for my 21 birthday (it is actually the weekend before, 14th) but anyway.. Vegas from the 25 through the 29th.. if anyone wants to meet me there send me a message.. buy me a drink.. whatever floats your proverbial boat... hehe.. (my dad is paying for the tickets and hotel.. all I have to pay for is purchases and gambling.. since drinks are free while you gamble..)
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Post by: Lits on March 03, 2007, 12:16:36 am
Vegas!? I hate you!

p.s.... guess where my roomate's parents are sending her for Spring Break??
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TOKYO, JAPAN
I hate all you rich kids and your money and your polo ponies..*mumble..*
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Post by: Pirus on March 03, 2007, 05:11:16 am
well i'll let you hate me too im going to vegas this summer for the 12th time i believe it is.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 03, 2007, 04:57:27 pm
Sigh..I can't even remember the last time i went on vacation... I've been given the ok to go to Florida, but I don't see that happening any time soon.  Pirus, I think you should let me go to Vegas in your place.  :p
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Post by: Strod on March 03, 2007, 08:38:58 pm
You can just feel the love.

(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7112/matrix2007030321223246rj7.jpg)
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Post by: NoCry on March 04, 2007, 06:00:22 am
hehe
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 07:41:48 am
Does anyone have tips on how to break in new shoes?  My feet are cut to fuck with a pair of Jones'.  I heard wax works quite well but I don't keep candles in the house...
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Post by: Tecknik on March 04, 2007, 10:56:41 am
I'm currently on day 3 (Well, technically day 4) of a transmission swap. :) I'm tried, and sore.  Started taking stuff apart Thursday.  Didn't do anything Friday.  Removed a bunch of stuff last night, stopped around 3:00AM.  Today we are ready to drop the transmission, and slide the new one in. Can't wait till it's done.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 11:56:34 am
At least it's getting done. My dad gave this guy his car to do an egine swap, and the guys had it for four years, and it hasn't been done yet. And dammit, I can't drive till we get that car :( Stupid bastard.

Destyn, what kind of shoes are they? Like, leather, suede, etc.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 11:57:55 am
I just noticed the exclamation mark beside the online status....That's funny. "What status is Countess now?" "ONLINE!" "YAYAYAYAYA! PARTAAAYYY!!!!! WOOTT!" Yepp, to much excitement for that :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 04, 2007, 01:13:45 pm
What kind of car is it?  I'll do the engine swap.  But you have to buy the pizza and soda. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 01:33:59 pm
It's a Beretta..Uh, don't remember the year, but it's getting a 3.8 supercharged engine put in..And you'll have to come to Canada...But I'll still pay for the pizza and the "soda..." We call in pop here in Canehda.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 03:50:29 pm
Leather... bloody hard leather
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 03:57:08 pm
I usually just wear them....I didn't know there was an actual way...Um, you can easily get candles from teh dollar store!! Wewt
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on March 04, 2007, 04:05:32 pm
Smack 'em against a wall?
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 07:02:41 pm
I hate my ISP...5 disconnects in the last 30 minutes, and even though they can't seem to pinpoint what's wrong on my end...they say it isn't their problem.  Doesn't help I can hardly understand a word they say....  :|
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on March 04, 2007, 10:14:36 pm
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
It's a Beretta..Uh, don't remember the year, but it's getting a 3.8 supercharged engine put in..And you'll have to come to Canada...But I'll still pay for the pizza and the "soda..." We call in pop here in Canehda.



HEY! I got a Beretta too! Its a '95 piece of shit....but it gets me around and I have put that thing through so much crap I don't how it is still going, I even ran it through a fence one time and like today I started it which I have never had a problem with, cept that time the fuel pump died, and it like didn't turn over all that way and the damn engine felt like it jumped out of the hood. Ohh man and then I didn't change the oil on it for like a full year or check any other fluids surprised it lived through that.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 04, 2007, 10:53:18 pm
It's a sexy car. I like the look of it. I have a black one (the one in the shop) and a white one (my brother wants to do an engine swap on this one cause something happened to the engine, but yeah.)
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Post by: Lits on March 04, 2007, 11:06:01 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
Leather... bloody hard leather


My family is Cherokee and the old people in the group talk about "chewing" the leather until it softens up... I assume that you don't want to ruin a new pair of shoes by actually mastacating them, but you could spend some time rubbings them, creasing them, generally mishaping and working the leather until it softens up enough to give a little when you walk.
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Post by: Fuse on March 05, 2007, 10:37:29 am
All that talk about rubbing and creasing got me hot.
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Post by: Subb on March 05, 2007, 11:16:36 am
Quote from: "Safirina"
I hate my ISP...5 disconnects in the last 30 minutes, and even though they can't seem to pinpoint what's wrong on my end...they say it isn't their problem.  Doesn't help I can hardly understand a word they say....  :|


were they indian by any chance?
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Post by: Anonymous on March 05, 2007, 12:31:06 pm
I have no clue, they just talked really soft, I couldn't tell the accent. lol but it's fixed now, on their end, and that's all I care about lol.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 05, 2007, 06:48:52 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
All that talk about rubbing and creasing got me hot.



rubbing I get, but creasing?
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on March 05, 2007, 08:11:57 pm
Creasing turns me on too....

>.>
<.<
-_-
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Post by: Adad on March 05, 2007, 10:07:42 pm
Boobs.  That is all...
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Post by: Fuse on March 05, 2007, 11:27:57 pm
Quote from: "Adad"
Boobs.  That is all...

Nice.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 06, 2007, 12:39:10 pm
My Psoas muscles hurt.
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Post by: Pirus on March 06, 2007, 12:47:27 pm
<<< is the first to volunteer to massage it ... hmm being in that region it may end up ticking though. oh well I can try :)
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Post by: Lits on March 06, 2007, 06:54:21 pm
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Post by: Anonymous on March 06, 2007, 11:04:49 pm
i had a crappy day.  tomorrow's not looking so good either.
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Post by: Tecknik on March 07, 2007, 12:38:18 am
Same here, Vermillion. :( None of Satan's Stealerships (Mitsubishi's Dealerships) in my area stock the axle that I need... Or the boot kit to repair my old axle.  Oh well..  Looks like my car will be down till Friday. :(
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Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2007, 02:27:35 am
:(

Hugs for the sad people
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Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2007, 07:40:37 am
NO HUGS FOR J00!! :D
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Post by: Fuse on March 07, 2007, 09:48:21 am
ugh!
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Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2007, 03:07:07 pm
Does anyone know where i might find a free word processing program? Wordpad and notepad just aren't cutting it for me?  :|
Title: randomness
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on March 07, 2007, 03:19:26 pm
http://www.openoffice.org/

or you can go to bittorent and find a "free" copy of Office there.
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Post by: Anonymous on March 07, 2007, 03:24:14 pm
Thank ya!  :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on March 07, 2007, 03:50:46 pm
Five Finger Discount :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 08, 2007, 12:12:20 am
OpenOffice > Microsoft Office.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on March 08, 2007, 01:33:13 am
Linux > Microsoft > Apple > You
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2007, 10:21:42 am
WTF... Seriously... what part of your brain says "Yeah, this should help my depression" (http://www.dailypress.com/news/local/dp-71150sy0mar03,0,1382941.story?coll=dp-news-local-final)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2007, 01:05:07 pm
HAHAHAHAHHA! "Dress up like Superman so I can weaken you with Kryptonite, oh yeah, ON YOUR KNEES SUPERMAN!"
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on March 08, 2007, 06:32:41 pm
A new Grindhouse trailer is out.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/weinstein/grindhouse/

I hate horror but it still looks good lol.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 08, 2007, 07:16:18 pm
Agreed.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 09, 2007, 04:50:02 pm

So Cool.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2007, 05:47:53 pm
Yeah I saw that once before and it's pretty damn nice, heh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 09, 2007, 06:14:45 pm
Dolphin Massacre in Japan

This video is VERY GRAPHIC, which is why I have not embedded it as I normally do with videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UOGgUdNhVM

Please watch this video, and then visit this link (http://www.seashepherd.org/taiji/). Scroll down to the "How Can You Help" section, and read through the information there.

If you care about the dolphins like I do, please pass this along.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 09, 2007, 08:38:46 pm
Can you send more than one letter? I'm suprised PETA isn't already on these people...
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on March 09, 2007, 08:57:21 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
Can you send more than one letter? I'm suprised PETA isn't already on these people...


You'd be even more surprised to find how PETA truly feels about animals (http://www.petakillsanimals.com/).

Even so, it doesn't excuse what's going on in that video.

I don't mean to derail the topic.  I just have a personal thing against PETA.   :|
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 09, 2007, 09:38:08 pm
That's jacked up to the extreme!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 10, 2007, 01:10:22 am
Okay...

I'm suprised Greenpeace isn't already on these people.

Non-animal freezing...[/b]
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 10, 2007, 01:20:14 am
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Quote from: "Lits"
Can you send more than one letter? I'm suprised PETA isn't already on these people...


You'd be even more surprised to find how PETA truly feels about animals ([url]http://www.petakillsanimals.com/[/url]).

Even so, it doesn't excuse what's going on in that video.

I don't mean to derail the topic.  I just have a personal thing against PETA.   :|

Oh, I'm all with you on that.  I don't give a damn for PETA.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on March 10, 2007, 02:51:10 am
I think Penn and Teller's show Bullshit did a special on PETA.. anyone wanna find the YouTube video.. I am too tired as of right now to look.. but it was very enlightening...

*for instance, VP of Peta uses medicine that is tested on animals because that is the only kind there is, but is adamantly opposed to anyone else using them*
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on March 10, 2007, 05:00:20 am
destyn; you are good at this kind of thing; how on earth can i watch 24 now i have lost it from virginmedia shite?

thanking you
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 10, 2007, 12:27:26 pm
Easy.  Usenet.

http://www.giganews.com
http://www.newsbin.com

And then you'll realize you shouldn't be paying Virgin anything for their travesty of a service.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on March 12, 2007, 04:56:07 am
ta
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 12, 2007, 07:10:34 am
And http://www.binsearch.info
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 13, 2007, 12:57:44 pm
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 13, 2007, 08:29:19 pm
LMFAO.  Nice find, Rogan. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on March 16, 2007, 02:05:05 pm
lol wow...

http://www.slashgear.com/better-than-signing-your-name-in-the-snow-wacom-xpee-164340.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Strod on March 18, 2007, 02:17:00 am
Kryptos - In 1990, a sculpture was installed at CIA Headquarters in Langley Virginia, as a challenge to the employees at the Agency. Its thousands of characters contain encrypted messages, of which three have been solved, but there is still a fourth section at the bottom consisting of 97 or 98 characters which remains uncracked. The sculpture was created and encoded by Washington DC sculptor Jim Sanborn, using encryption systems designed by the Chairman of the CIA's Cryptographic Center, Ed Scheidt.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 18, 2007, 08:19:08 am
About as random as you'll get this week (http://thelaughingman.net/)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 18, 2007, 08:22:43 am
As they say in Spain "poste doble"

http://snipurl.com/secretlink

This could so easily apply to some of the MxO community too though...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on March 20, 2007, 12:48:09 am
She poppin she rollin' she rollin'
She climbin' that pole and
I'm in love with a stripper
She trippin she playin she playin
I'm not goin nowhere girl I'm stayin
I'm in love with a stripper

I am also in love with Chicago, new jobs, money, some alcohols, Lits, and my badass phone. Not necessarily in that order.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 20, 2007, 08:20:41 am
* :D *
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Post by: Pirus on March 20, 2007, 08:33:07 am
I second that fuse... Lits ftw!! and yeah speaking of jobs i finally got a promotion a nice 7 dollars an hour raise so im pleased :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 20, 2007, 08:40:25 am
*:D:D* I feel the love
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on March 20, 2007, 02:08:33 pm
*:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D*  



Oh and, :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 20, 2007, 04:51:07 pm
For all the other Star Wars fans...

http://www.uspsjedimaster.com/teaser/index.html

Spoilers below....












Those big blue post office mail drop boxes are going to be stickered to look like R2-D2. ;)

Who wants to make a bet with me on how long it will be before at least one of them is stolen and put up on eBay?

Who else wants to make a bet that I will be one of the ones stealing them? :D LoL
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on March 20, 2007, 06:17:55 pm
I read about this weeks ago. They are putting them inside post offices. It'ss be near impossible to steal without getting caught
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 20, 2007, 06:56:36 pm
In highschool I ran with a crew of about 6 and we became like pro's at ganking all sorts of roadway signs, mailboxes, fire hydrants (that were out of commission), and the such.... I even had a collection of stolen traffic cones at one point.

can't say we could ever take a post office though... still would be neat :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 20, 2007, 08:18:06 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
I read about this weeks ago. They are putting them inside post offices. It'ss be near impossible to steal without getting caught

Oh I'll find a way....
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on March 21, 2007, 10:37:47 am
Quote from: "Lits"
... fire hydrants (that were out of commission)...


Tsk, tsk.  lol
Title: randomness
Post by: Sared on March 21, 2007, 12:59:44 pm
I have two street signs, one yield, one duck crossing, two stop signs, a traffic cone, a railroad crossing, and one neon Texas Lotto sign from my youthful bounty that are all hanging on my friends wall.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2007, 03:26:31 pm
I'm doing this project for parenting where I have to take home a robot baby. I've had her for about 4 and a half hours. In the past one hour, I have fed, burped, fed again, fed AGAIN, and burped her. So babies normally eat so much? She's eating at time intervals of fifteen minutes. Like, sheesh.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 21, 2007, 06:00:59 pm
Are you in middle school? o.O I remember they did that stuff when I was in middle school.  All the girls would do it, and carry it around all day, and disrupt class, etc.
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on March 21, 2007, 07:08:31 pm
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
... take home a robot baby. ...


In my day the girls were given eggs; my how times have changed.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 21, 2007, 09:38:16 pm
High school.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tbone on March 21, 2007, 10:42:59 pm
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
I have fed, burped, fed again, fed AGAIN, and burped her. So babies normally eat so much?


It does when it's a ROBOT baby!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on March 21, 2007, 10:54:07 pm
I for one welcome our uteran-cyborg overlords.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 22, 2007, 01:21:35 am
They tried to make me do the take care of the egg thing once..... I switched to a philosophy class.... absolutely REFUSED!
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on March 22, 2007, 06:01:17 am
ah i had to do the egg thing myself when i was in middle school .... sigh and the robot baby lol talk about embarassing... but we all had to do it so it wasn't too bad.  Even though i did hide it in my backpack lol but yeah it will measure neglect and abuse among other things.
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on March 22, 2007, 06:04:57 am
Nothing like that in my country :/
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on March 22, 2007, 01:10:57 pm
1800th post WOOOP!


and my 1156 post over all :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2007, 03:53:03 pm
Yeah so the baby kept me up all night, and my arm is so sore from carrying that stupid thing around, but I got perfect on it :D Go me.

School sucks.

If I'm not on for a while guys, its cause I'm busy finishing up ISUs and the like.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 22, 2007, 08:42:30 pm
How do you get a cholicky (sp?) robot baby?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 22, 2007, 09:43:42 pm
The teacher can program the baby to have the "symptoms" of some common baby diseases, like colic. The baby will do whatever it is babies do when they have diseases...Unless it's some poor matter of the skin, like eczema..They can't simulate that.

My baby didn't have colic or anything. Thankfully, my teacher (much to her detest) gave me an easy baby because I had other ISUs and the like due the next day.

The babies are called "Baby-Think It Over" and the whole idea for the program is designed to deter students from having sex at an early age.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on March 22, 2007, 10:51:14 pm
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
The teacher can program the baby to have the "symptoms" of some common baby diseases, like colic. The baby will do whatever it is babies do when they have diseases...Unless it's some poor matter of the skin, like eczema..They can't simulate that.

My baby didn't have colic or anything. Thankfully, my teacher (much to her detest) gave me an easy baby because I had other ISUs and the like due the next day.

The babies are called "Baby-Think It Over" and the whole idea for the program is designed to deter students from having sex at an early age.


There really should give the baby before kids start having sex.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 23, 2007, 01:09:17 pm
A friend of mine is doing a Disney Musical showcase, and I'm not a very experienced singer, so I thought'd I try out for it. I'm the only alto in the cast, so I'm in this song (I didn't even know there WAS a Mulan II) as the little girl in yellow...thought'd I share:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paeIhzGgUWk

It's a little cutesy, but I can be cutesy :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2007, 01:13:23 pm
It sounds magnificent. Good job Lits :D I liked it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on March 23, 2007, 02:07:08 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
A friend of mine is doing a Disney Musical showcase, and I'm not a very experienced singer, so I thought'd I try out for it. I'm the only alto in the cast, so I'm in this song (I didn't even know there WAS a Mulan II) as the little girl in yellow...thought'd I share:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paeIhzGgUWk[/url]

It's a little cutesy, but I can be cutesy :)


And here I thought you were taking a little off from Theatre..
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 23, 2007, 06:00:47 pm
I am, lol.. this semester I'm only doing 17 hours of classes, one prep crew, one head of hair and makeup run crew, this showcase, and an APO playfest.

That's LIGHT for me!
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on March 24, 2007, 01:28:49 am
haha.. well.. I just got my grade back for my second level math class...
First he gave me a 0 for a 30 point assignment and had my grade at 78.9. But in the grade summary for the assignment he gave me full credit. I sent him an email pointing out the mistake.. Two days later.. aka now.. he sent me a reply..
Not only did he fix the 30 point assignment (the reason it affected my grade was because you can get a total of 1000 points.. so 30 makes it go from C to B..) he gave me 30 points on two other assignments that I didn't even turn in..
So.. instead of just bringing it up to a B- like I intended he accidentally raised it to a B+.. MWAHAHAHa... I am now ecstatic.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on March 25, 2007, 11:20:31 pm
http://ueba.com.br/forum/index.php?s=823a540522c7d27a6e66c0a3bffded35&showtopic=85205

Wow that sucks.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 26, 2007, 05:42:15 pm
Pigeon gets owned.

As my friend said, "Shouldn't have been talking shit." ROFL!
Title: randomness
Post by: Ash on March 27, 2007, 08:46:20 am
In case you ever wanted to know how to kill a ninja.

Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 27, 2007, 09:58:54 am
Pfft.  As any member of Eviglios knows, you never kill a ninja.  They just let you think you did
Title: randomness
Post by: Styan on March 27, 2007, 10:15:56 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
Pfft.  As any member of Eviglios knows, you never kill a ninja.  They just let you think you did


Well said... well said :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 27, 2007, 10:50:37 pm
Anyone who is into cars...
http://www.southfloridaracing.com/forums/showthread.php?p=828905#post828905
Went to the Ft. Lauderdale Car and Bike Show on Sunday.  Took some pictures.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on March 30, 2007, 11:03:34 am
This is hilarious I thought you guys would enjoy it :) and its safe for work.  STARWARS FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZmtvKb6zSs
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on March 30, 2007, 11:23:26 am
erm, pi, what is it? I see no link :S
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 30, 2007, 05:09:36 pm
I swear I didn't make this....
but it's totally something I'd do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOqVsIfBlwk
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 30, 2007, 05:52:04 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
I swear I didn't make this....
but it's totally something I'd do
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOqVsIfBlwk[/url]

Umm... well... uhh... yeah... really? LoL
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2007, 06:26:50 pm
OMG HOW COME MY SIMS DON'T DO THAT!? :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 30, 2007, 07:14:41 pm
cus you don't got teh skillz!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2007, 08:43:32 pm
:'(
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 30, 2007, 09:24:39 pm
Sokay... you're awesome in non-Sims2 ways!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 30, 2007, 10:31:26 pm
:D Well thank you Litsy. but I still wish my sims were that cool :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on March 31, 2007, 03:32:04 am
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Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 31, 2007, 10:51:04 am
Pfft.  Nice try, Eroz.  But you fail at typing out Pi. :p INFINITELY repeating number.  Pi has no end!  FAIL!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 31, 2007, 11:13:28 am
Haven't you ever heard of rounding up?!?!?!?!
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on March 31, 2007, 11:57:35 am
Pfft.  Who rounds? :p


Road Trip from Europe to Chicago!
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Chicago,+IL&daddr=London,+UK&sll=48.458352,-37.792969&sspn=55.705336,119.53125&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=46.437857,-42.890625&spn=57.543604,119.53125&om=1&layer=t
Read step 20. ;) LoL
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on March 31, 2007, 04:32:19 pm
I think I overloaded/fried/shot/killed/destroyed my friend's internet connetion thingy.... it'll be doing good to let me post this. Sorry Broin, I tried I really did!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on March 31, 2007, 05:10:22 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Pfft.  Who rounds? :p


Road Trip from Europe to Chicago!
[url]http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Chicago,+IL&daddr=London,+UK&sll=48.458352,-37.792969&sspn=55.705336,119.53125&ie=UTF8&z=3&ll=46.437857,-42.890625&spn=57.543604,119.53125&om=1&layer=t[/url]
Read step 20. ;) LoL


Where did you see that? I posted this to another one of my forums yesterday.
http://www.midwest-edm.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5879
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on March 31, 2007, 05:49:28 pm
Things Billy hates about everybody else

1. People who point at their wrist while asking
for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a**e to search the entire
room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fu**ing right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No to**er, I paid £8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fu**ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fu**ing does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, nobhead?
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on March 31, 2007, 11:11:55 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZmtvKb6zSs posted again since it didn't go through the first time
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 01, 2007, 12:09:20 am
I was never a fan of star wars but I want to watch all the movies again now.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2007, 12:25:05 am
Quote from: "Pirus"
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZmtvKb6zSs[/url] posted again since it didn't go through the first time


"You're pure dagnasty evil. It's just a fact." GENIUS!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 01, 2007, 12:27:56 am
Followed by....

"The boy's pure dagnasty evil." "Uh huh... ya think?" "Warn you we tried. Listen you did not. Now screwed we all will be."
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 01, 2007, 01:14:11 am
Seen it. ROFL.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 01, 2007, 05:23:39 pm
Google is offering free broadband service!

http://www.google.com/tisp/
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 01, 2007, 05:41:12 pm
Double Post but this is funny too

http://www.3dgameman.com/content/view/7528/82/
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 01, 2007, 07:45:46 pm
Wow...  People have some really lame April Fool's jokes...  LoL
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 03, 2007, 03:37:29 pm
Double post, but this is cool.

Swimming with a Great White.
http://dailymotion.alice.it/video/xjbfz_nage-avec-le-grand-blanc
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 03, 2007, 04:18:25 pm
Worst......... hangover......... ever.....
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 03, 2007, 05:07:44 pm
Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates. ROTFFLMAO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHO8l-Bd1O4
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on April 03, 2007, 07:14:32 pm
bill gates ftw
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 03, 2007, 11:36:26 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
Worst......... hangover......... ever.....

Yeah, I knew that was going to happen. =)
I really REALLY enjoyed our chat, even if it was at 3am.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 04, 2007, 02:45:52 am
You just like to brag that I drunk dialed you :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 04, 2007, 02:59:32 am
Quote from: "Lits"
You just like to brag that I drunk dialed you :P


lol.... snnnnnnap!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 04, 2007, 11:52:16 am
Quote from: "Lits"
You just like to brag that I drunk dialed you :P


....guilty. =)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2007, 02:19:54 am
You're my favorite "Buddah Call!"   lawwwl

http://www.betterloverseminar.com/desi_wife_catches_husband.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 05, 2007, 02:24:04 am
oh man i cried i was laughing so hard.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 05, 2007, 09:08:08 am
Alien Ant Farm crashes a Justin Timberlake and Christina Aquilera Concert, the Gay Pride Parade, and the BET Awards for the filming of their video for These Days. I lol'd.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 05, 2007, 11:06:01 am
100% of the time you are on the stupid!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 06, 2007, 01:11:23 pm
Oi. My head hurts.
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on April 06, 2007, 02:03:58 pm
Any of our math geeks ever heard of The Klein Four?

http://www.math.northwestern.edu/~matt/kleinfour/

If you like acapella and/or math, I'd recommend checking them out.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 07, 2007, 04:34:50 am
I'll be the switch she turns on,
She'll be mine, too I'll get off,
I'll be the Fuse that she blows,
And even with the lights out we'll glow.
I'll be the Fuse.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 07, 2007, 05:06:17 am
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 07, 2007, 09:37:42 am
Oh god...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 07, 2007, 12:06:09 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Oh god...


Yes. Please. Stop.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 07, 2007, 06:07:26 pm
She started it...
=P
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 08, 2007, 03:05:29 am
/hurl
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 12, 2007, 03:01:18 pm
This is like my 1111 post. Pretty crazy, fucks with the mind.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 12, 2007, 04:17:35 pm
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4340135300469846467

Not entirely true, but speaks to the point I always make, which is that any scientist that isn't a skeptic of the causes behind global warming or the long term models isn't really a scientist.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 12, 2007, 04:27:40 pm
Global warming is an interesting topic but I have to side with there is nothing unusual going on. There have been huge climate shifts throughout earth's history. It's nature, even more it is physics, it's the earth trying to balance the equations...
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 12, 2007, 04:52:37 pm
Indeed Lithium, which is why when reading the latest issue of Newsweek and reading the transcript from a recent Gingrich and Kerry debate I was so pissed off. Newsweek quotes in large font the phrase "Even the staunchest skeptics of global warming can't deny Earth's average temperature has been rising recently" right in the middle of a 12 page article only discussing Anthropogenic Global Warming and how we're all screwed unless we stop using coal and oil immediately, like in ten minutes! Yes the average temperature is rising, but that doesn't mean catastrophe, nobody knows exactly why it's happening or how to predict the future. Me thinks a bit one sided point of view, great journalism!

They even have a page on "How to speak with your scared children about global warming" Give me a fucking break!

The global greenhouse effect is a misnomer, anthropogenic global warming is a hypothesis and further more, by 1970, everyone thought we were headed into an ice age.

You want to save the planet, get an education and think for yourselves. Cleaner fuel/energy is good because it cuts down pollution (photochemical smog), a literally visible and measurable problem (anyone here from LA?).
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on April 13, 2007, 03:15:53 pm
I got a 27 on my ACT.

I'm taking another one tomorrow in hopes that I get a better score.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 13, 2007, 05:50:47 pm
Quote from: "Anamodiel"
I got a 27 on my ACT.

I'm taking another one tomorrow in hopes that I get a better score.


You ever take the SAT's? Some people are better at one test than the other.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 13, 2007, 09:30:30 pm
Nice job Ana! Good luck tomorrow!

I only got a 26. Made two perfect scores in Reading and English, bumbled my way through Science, and passed the Math portion by one lucky little point.

What was your best subject?




*edit* I say only, but then again I only took it once and that was with a hangover... didn't matter to me though, at my college (my first choice) the next scholarship bracket was a 32+ and I didn't think I was ever going to get up that high
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 13, 2007, 09:48:51 pm
I scored an 1100/1600 on the SATs after 4 hours of sleep and no practice whatsoever.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on April 13, 2007, 10:28:08 pm
My friend got a 35 on the ACT and a 2300/2400 on the SAT. She's looking at MIT.

I have yet to take my SAT. My best subjects were apparently science and reading. I could have sworn that I guessed on at least 70% of the Science, but I got a 95%. Math was my worst subject (got a 23). Stupid Geometry. That is the ONE class that I do not get.
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 13, 2007, 11:30:12 pm
I don't agree with the new SAT format with the essay (formally the SAT II Writing test).

Luckily I took mine before they changed (suckers!)
I got a 1360 on my SAT's (720M 680V)

Try to keep things in perspective about ACTs and SATs, the tests were originally designed for farmer kids in the Midwest to see if any of them were smart enough for Ivy League/Private Universities.

With the modern system, the scores aren't really providing a gauge of your brains and potential, they're just part of the over all financial picture. The higher the score, the less money you have to pay out of pocket for college (in  theory).
Title: randomness
Post by: Broin on April 13, 2007, 11:48:16 pm
Global Warming... LMFAO  Hell back in the 70's we were going to be in the middle of a freaking ICE AGE by the year 2000 if we didn't get our act together.  

I hope you younger members realize that the whole global warming crowd is actually made up of most of the left over big communists, who are using global warming B.S. to attack captilasim which of course they hate.  

Couldn't defeat it in the ColdWar so they're trying other methods....  

Tell you what... You really want to know why it's hotter.... Look the F' up.... it's called the SUN for christ sake.  :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on April 14, 2007, 12:39:44 am
Don't sugar coat it Broin, tell us how you really feel about it...
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 14, 2007, 10:14:18 am
LoL.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/04/070410-warm-forests.html

Take that, environmentalists! :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 14, 2007, 12:02:46 pm
Quote from: "Broin"
Tell you what... You really want to know why it's hotter.... Look the F' up.... it's called the SUN for christ sake.  :D


But nature would never harm humans! Only humans can harm humans! Clearly!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 14, 2007, 03:38:32 pm
Quote from: "Broin"
Global Warming... LMFAO  Hell back in the 70's we were going to be in the middle of a freaking ICE AGE by the year 2000 if we didn't get our act together.  

I hope you younger members realize that the whole global warming crowd is actually made up of most of the left over big communists, who are using global warming B.S. to attack captilasim which of course they hate.  

Couldn't defeat it in the ColdWar so they're trying other methods....  

Tell you what... You really want to know why it's hotter.... Look the F' up.... it's called the SUN for christ sake.  :D


Part if not all of that is going to be my new away message... haha... well said.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 15, 2007, 07:03:26 pm
So there I was, partying it up at Bar Chicago. I was on a VIP list.
At 11:25pm I was in the bathroom and I felt a vibrating in my pocket...nothing new, my phone does that! It was from a friend who was downstairs and a message read "They just said can Brian Smith please see Lindsey at the bar" I'm thinking I get a free shot or something, right? I ask for her and she hands me a small piece of paper similar to what you find inside a fortune cookie; and on it I read this:

"The Matrix has you...
Follow the Angel.
Happy birthday Fuse
<edited>"

Best part of my night.
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on April 16, 2007, 09:14:30 pm
hmmm it is now half past 3 in hte morning in england and i am sat in "mid town" atlanta and too tired to go onto game; like what i have seen of atlanta and enjoyed "lennox mall" spent some cash and now about to sleep.

p.s. flew over roanoke today; v exciting!! good night
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 17, 2007, 01:11:12 am
Ha ha ha nice... remember being woken up at 3:30 in Midtown by some stupid asshole cab driver in England who thought I was flying back a day earlier than I was.  Good times.

What did you think of Lennox?  Pretty generic but christ isn't it big!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 18, 2007, 01:30:56 pm
"...So I'll drive so fucking far away that I'll never cross your mind,
And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind..."


Sorry, random emo moment.
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on April 18, 2007, 02:15:10 pm
Quote from: "NoCry"
hmmm it is now half past 3 in hte morning in england and I am sat in "mid town" atlanta and too tired to go onto game; like what I have seen of atlanta and enjoyed "lennox mall" spent some cash and now about to sleep.

p.s. flew over roanoke today; v exciting!! good night


What the duex!! damn it.. if you are in ATLANTA you are supposed to let me know.. I live in atlanta...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 18, 2007, 02:55:36 pm
Heironymus... get the hint - we don't want to meet you!!

Ha ha only joking, but Cumming is still a bit of a trek out of midtown isn't it
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on April 18, 2007, 09:19:11 pm
I sometimes wonder at what I get out of my Catholic education. I like to think that I take challenging courses; however, I also like to like to schedule at least one blow-off class so I can do all the homework that is due that day so I don't have to do much the night before. My first semester class was a Basic Web Page Design class; we learned how to do basic web-pages in Macromedia. For my second semester class, I had signed up for Internet Exploration. Yes, Internet Exploration. It was basically a study hall and a propaganda class against the "evils of Wikipedia"; I didn't want to take something like that that I would be entirely bored in. So, I switched some of my hours around and took a basic Video Production course (Media class). So far, it's been a study hall, but I've at least learned how to work in Adobe Pro Premiere and Windows Movie Maker.

The first video our group made was a Crocodile Hunter parody. It was called the Hallway Hunter "hunting" the elusive students of our school. We haven't made any other movies yet, though, but we're currently working on a stop-action movie (clay-mation, except with people, taking individual shots and then putting them into a fast video), so I'm not very experienced in editing.

However; I'm making this post for a reason. I need some inspiration for a final project as a semester exam. My only constraint is that it has to be a real-time movie, so I can't do any MXO in-game footage (sadly).

Any ideas?
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on April 18, 2007, 10:43:29 pm
Real-life Risk
Title: randomness
Post by: Heironymus on April 19, 2007, 12:47:13 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
Heironymus... get the hint - we don't want to meet you!!

Ha ha only joking, but Cumming is still a bit of a trek out of midtown isn't it


:( I can drive... and I know the area.. makes me very sad that you don't want  to meet me destyn...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 19, 2007, 01:17:55 am
Quote from: "Heironymus"
Quote from: "Destyn"
Heironymus... get the hint - we don't want to meet you!!

Ha ha only joking, but Cumming is still a bit of a trek out of midtown isn't it


:( I can drive... and I know the area.. makes me very sad that you don't want  to meet me destyn...


I'm awful aren't I, been there three times too.  Still, the next job I get will take me either to Colorado (woohoo) or Texas... so...
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 19, 2007, 09:35:58 pm
I know I probably shouldn't laugh but I found this story interesting.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/04/19/canada.couch.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 19, 2007, 10:43:50 pm
RELOADED IS ON TBS RIGHT NOW!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 19, 2007, 11:38:45 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"
I know I probably shouldn't laugh but I found this story interesting.

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/04/19/canada.couch.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories[/url]


Alternative colors the couch is offered in:
Cracker White
Dago Greased Black
Gook Yellow
and
Redskin

Blame the software!
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on April 19, 2007, 11:54:56 pm
Im also watching it on TBS right now Tecknik!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 20, 2007, 12:49:05 am
yup, me too
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on April 20, 2007, 05:47:39 am
Bah. I'd rather watch it in HD on TNT. They need to play it more often on that channel.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 20, 2007, 12:47:17 pm
God, that is a great movie.

Kinda sad that I watched it cut and censored on TV when I've got all of them on DVD though. Haha.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 20, 2007, 02:09:01 pm
No, it's not cool. (http://www.holymoly.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=398&Itemid=9)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 20, 2007, 03:01:58 pm
lol, so when you have company over I take it you hide this dog toy.

http://www.slashgear.com/the-hotdoll-your-puppy-s-new-sex-doll-204858.php
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 20, 2007, 03:58:49 pm
............................
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 20, 2007, 05:40:38 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
No, it's not cool. ([url]http://www.holymoly.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=398&Itemid=9[/url])

You're kidding me, right!?  That's AMAZING!!!  I want a Transformers costume!
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 20, 2007, 05:58:13 pm
Double Post.

Super Mario Bros.: Frustration
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6204903272262158881&hl=en

ROFL!
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on April 20, 2007, 09:52:28 pm
Prince of Persia, meets Mario.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 21, 2007, 07:59:25 am
Hahahaha take that, marketing douchebags (http://www.metafilter.com/60455/Spraypainting-London-with-biohazard-signs-and-the-wrong-URL)

(No really, it's not cool, it's cardboard boxes on your arms.)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 22, 2007, 01:39:25 am
1. go to www.google.com
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York " in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London " in the second box (the "to" box)
6. click on "get directions"
7. scroll down to step #23
Title: randomness
Post by: Lithium on April 22, 2007, 11:04:05 am
lol Lits, that was sooooo 6 or 10 pages ago when I or someone else posted a link to that.

So here is a new original link

http://www.guru3d.com/newsitem.php?id=5220
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 22, 2007, 11:53:23 am
Quote from: "Lits"
1. go to www.google.com
2. click on "maps"
3. click on "get directions"
4. type "New York " in the first box (the "from" box)
5. type "London " in the second box (the "to" box)
6. click on "get directions"
7. scroll down to step #23

Hahahaha. Little bit late with that one. :P

Welcome to two weeks ago.  
Population: You.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 23, 2007, 01:51:08 pm
.........jerks............
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on April 23, 2007, 02:48:42 pm
You guys are saying that we all all less then two weeks old, damn it, i thought i works so hard on getting the ability to drink legally soon.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 26, 2007, 09:01:32 am
Going on 20 hours straight no sleep and hanging in there (sorta)...

I'm getting too damn old for this sh*$.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 26, 2007, 11:12:48 am
22 hours now.... delirium setting in... I've started to narrated my life outloud.... in song no less. I think I just constructed an entire opera about coffee.

*update*
26 hours now... second wind kicked in right about makeup class...

*update*
33 hours..... blah
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 27, 2007, 06:47:55 pm
Anyone ever played Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix?
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on April 27, 2007, 07:31:22 pm
Ouch, you'd better get some sleep soon Lits.

Haven't played Fear Effect 2, but I've played Parappa the Rapper.  WTF?
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on April 28, 2007, 01:54:10 am
lol, i got four hours last night before I was called again for rehearsal.... end of semester sucks!
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on April 28, 2007, 06:30:57 am
woah didn't know there was a new fear game out.... now that I do im getting it this weekend.  Also if anyone cares Halo 2 comes out for pc May 8th and spiderman 3 both the movie and the game come out the 4th.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on April 28, 2007, 08:08:54 am
I got tickets to see the premiere at midnight of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End!! :D

I'm so excited! :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 28, 2007, 12:17:51 pm
Quote from: "Jeyk"
Ouch, you'd better get some sleep soon Lits.

Haven't played Fear Effect 2, but I've played Parappa the Rapper.  WTF?

Parappa the Rappa was a pimp game.
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on April 28, 2007, 12:28:55 pm
Congratulations to my friend, Joe Thomas, the #3 overall NFL draft pick of 2007...

(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j90/maddogjwn13/05-11-5003-1.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 29, 2007, 12:35:21 am
Very Nyce. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 29, 2007, 01:34:31 pm
sigh.  another florida trip and no angels to be seen :P
Title: randomness
Post by: NoCry on April 29, 2007, 01:41:36 pm
jeykkkkk noooooooooo!!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 29, 2007, 06:28:09 pm
Quote from: "Adad"
Congratulations to my friend, Joe Thomas, the #3 overall NFL draft pick of 2007...


Dude!!! I want an autograph!!! I don't know how many of you guys are football fanatics, but this is a huge deal!

I didn't know your roomie was Joe Thomas! Holy fuckin shit! AUTOGRAPH!

from nfl.com
"Regarded by many as the best offensive lineman in college football"
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 29, 2007, 07:21:32 pm
Quote from: "xVermillionx"
sigh.  another florida trip and no angels to be seen :P

I'm sorry, Verm. :( Had that class on Saturday morning, came home and have been working on assignments and studying for exams ever since.  Fucking stupid finals week.  All my exams are on Tuesday...
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on April 30, 2007, 01:15:59 am
sok...maybe next time :P
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on April 30, 2007, 01:34:50 am
Same story here, bad timing for me.  Come back down this Summer.  Lits too! :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on April 30, 2007, 01:37:02 am
I'm not a football fanatic, but I'm definately a football fan.  Holy f'n shit Adad!
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on April 30, 2007, 01:58:25 am
Haha, he's a great guy. I'll work on it for you Dag, Im not sure I'll see him before graduation tho...
Title: randomness
Post by: Da6onet on April 30, 2007, 03:06:03 am
Quote from: "Adad"
Haha, he's a great guy. I'll work on it for you Dag, I'm not sure I'll see him before graduation though...


Thanks man, and as far as CSS goes, all you need is my autoexec config file and some pointers and you'll pwn at it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on April 30, 2007, 06:24:47 am
autographs ftw! :) how about some for all of FA hehe
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on April 30, 2007, 05:05:06 pm
http://valid.x86-secret.com/show_oc?id=192599

Idles at 38* C, Prime95 load had it at 51* C.

CS:S Stress Testing in progress. :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on April 30, 2007, 05:18:26 pm
I could take him.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on April 30, 2007, 11:41:19 pm
Ever woman loves and needs a good duck.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/untitled2.jpg

..and to think I was looking forward to the new corvettes...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/newvette02.jpg
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on May 01, 2007, 12:00:22 am
You can thank Lits for this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dcmDscwEcI
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on May 01, 2007, 01:41:18 pm
Hahaha, Yeah I saw that looks awesome!
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on May 01, 2007, 03:59:14 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGvw6WpHSF4
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on May 01, 2007, 11:19:59 pm
Has anyone seen Digg tonight the HD-DVD key has made it go crazy, all the top stories are about the key, the entire front page is about the key, and the Digg Admins can't work fast enough to take down the key. Fuck-up is no longer the right word for it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Eroz on May 01, 2007, 11:27:42 pm
http://youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DWK14Dt8Mgxw

That is all.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on May 02, 2007, 12:01:12 am
Quote from: "Eroz"
Has anyone seen Digg tonight the HD-DVD key has made it go crazy, all the top stories are about the key, the entire front page is about the key, and the Digg Admins can't work fast enough to take down the key. Fuck-up is no longer the right word for it.


(http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/12995/2004591253856256945_rs.jpg)
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Post by: Sared on May 02, 2007, 01:52:43 am
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Post by: Lithium on May 02, 2007, 10:23:23 pm
n00bs?

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Post by: Anonymous on May 03, 2007, 12:59:35 am
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Post by: Pirus on May 03, 2007, 06:37:24 am
snarf!!!!
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Post by: Tecknik on May 03, 2007, 08:06:30 am
LMFAO @ all three of those videos. Nice finds, guys.
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Post by: NoCry on May 04, 2007, 02:43:26 pm
i can not feel my hand. rather odd that
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Post by: Lits on May 05, 2007, 03:20:46 am
are you drugged?


Zion goes to bed at midnight... *sigh*
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Post by: Da6onet on May 05, 2007, 05:21:46 am
Quote from: "NoCry"
I can not feel my hand. rather odd that


That reminds me of a joke I once heard about cheating on your significant other without really cheating.... ^_^
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Post by: Da6onet on May 05, 2007, 05:26:58 am
So I finally saw Domino, and it's now official (as if it wasn't before) Keira Knightley is too hot. Use extreme caution when viewing as your penis may explode.

oh yeah and it was a good movie :-p
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Post by: Pirus on May 05, 2007, 06:06:43 am
so this is like going on a date with a real hot girl you have to ... relieve the pressure before leaving out the door.  No one wants the steam valve to blow in the middle of the date
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Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2007, 06:16:31 am
You know, I wanted to like Domino after I saw the trailer - but the film was just meh for me.
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Post by: Phienyx on May 05, 2007, 09:13:06 am
....and this one time....at band camp.....
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Post by: Lithium on May 05, 2007, 02:18:46 pm
Quote from: "Destyn"
You know, I wanted to like Domino after I saw the trailer - but the film was just meh for me.


I agree. I didn't much care for the movie.
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Post by: Phienyx on May 05, 2007, 05:19:27 pm
I wasn't a fan of Domino either.  It seemed a little to contrived.
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Post by: Lithium on May 06, 2007, 11:57:33 pm


Pretty insane.
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Post by: NoCry on May 08, 2007, 06:01:20 pm
i have had hiccups for nearly 4 hours now...
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Post by: Anamodiel on May 08, 2007, 07:26:31 pm
Quote from: "Lithium"


Pretty insane.


God. I thought I was so incredibly cool because I knew the song to that when I first saw the video... then it went to the credits for it and said the song title.

o.o
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Post by: Lithium on May 09, 2007, 09:10:29 am
Interesting little project -- submerging your computer in oil.

http://www.pugetsystems.com/submerged.php
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Post by: Fuse on May 09, 2007, 10:23:08 am
My initial response was "Welcome to last year." But the change to mineral oil has me reading...Could this be an actual practical implementation of an oil cooled computer?
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Post by: Da6onet on May 09, 2007, 05:44:00 pm
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Post by: NoCry on May 09, 2007, 05:49:20 pm
quite like that dag
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Post by: Lithium on May 09, 2007, 06:14:42 pm
I didn't much look into it but if you cool a pc with oil you don't need fans and a heatsink right? heh
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Post by: Fuse on May 10, 2007, 10:23:32 am
right.
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Post by: Tecknik on May 10, 2007, 11:34:30 am
So... I must have missed the whole oil cooling phase of computer modding...

Can anyone explain what the big deal is?  And how the oil doesn't short the electronics? Maybe lead me to a FAQ for oil-cooling?

That's nuts.  I want to learn as much as I can about it.  Maybe I'll do that for my new system.

EDIT: Oh, duh....  Non-conductive liquids.  I'm an idiot.
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Post by: Da6onet on May 10, 2007, 11:53:24 am
Quote from: "Tecknik"
EDIT: Oh, duh....  Non-conductive liquids.  I'm an idiot.


Also a higher specific heat capacity than air (little more than 2x I believe) which translates into being able to absorb more heat.
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Post by: Pirus on May 11, 2007, 08:23:34 am
corpse hump ftw
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Post by: Lithium on May 11, 2007, 08:38:10 am
lmao Jesus Magic 8 Ball

http://www.slashgear.com/answer-me-jesus-helps-you-keep-on-the-path-of-righteousness-115205.php
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Post by: Anonymous on May 11, 2007, 10:28:04 am
that video is so true Dag :p
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Post by: Lithium on May 12, 2007, 09:27:40 am
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730017
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Post by: Anonymous on May 12, 2007, 09:30:11 am
he should just quit school and give me the tuition he would've paid.
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Post by: Ash on May 12, 2007, 09:50:56 am
I hope for his sake that wasn't his real Social Security Number on the Scantron
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Post by: Lithium on May 12, 2007, 10:13:31 am
It's probably his Student ID number
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Post by: Ash on May 12, 2007, 11:47:42 am
which in most schools is still your SSN smartass...
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Post by: Lithium on May 12, 2007, 01:05:50 pm
iono, my student id is not my ss.
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Post by: Pirus on May 12, 2007, 01:34:46 pm
Heres you a question lithium does your student ID have 9 numbers in it?  I have had both a student id that was and wasn't the same as my SS # the one that wasn't was like 7 numbers long.
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Post by: Lithium on May 12, 2007, 02:06:21 pm
My student id is 8 digits.
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Post by: Pirus on May 12, 2007, 03:12:41 pm
ok then going by your and my experience the student id's that are not SS #'s tend to have a fewer amount of digits as opposed to the SS #'s 9.  So its a pretty good probablility that its a SS#  In which case the guys are idiots for posting it up there.  Someone probably already has his identity.
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Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on May 12, 2007, 04:33:03 pm
mine is 9 digits and not my SS
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Post by: Ash on May 12, 2007, 05:56:47 pm
He's from Pennsylvania and attends Duke Divinity School in North Carolina...but what do I know.
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Post by: Eroz on May 12, 2007, 07:26:03 pm
My student ID is based of the number of students wishing to enroll, every time a potential student makes contact with the school they get a student ID number, and it always increases only by one, and mine is only 6 digits long with two leading zeros, that might be used for a new student by the time I graduate from here.
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Post by: Tecknik on May 13, 2007, 01:51:12 am
That's hilarious.

And my Student ID is not my SSN. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2007, 02:22:44 pm
LOL...

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Post by: Tecknik on May 17, 2007, 06:39:12 pm
LMMFAO!
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Post by: NoCry on May 18, 2007, 06:09:58 pm
i am lovin all the white coats I see in the live event section of DN1; seriously, i am loving it!
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Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 04:21:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZX5_MyzyIo&mode=related&search=
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Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 04:28:26 pm
Is that Denise Van Outen?

You know 99% of people here will appreciate that for all the wrong reasons, right? ;)
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Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 04:35:17 pm
LOL I know, that's why I posted it. :P
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Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 04:46:29 pm
Think you're unlucky in love?  Fucked up?  An emo?

Bitch please (http://grouphug.us/)
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Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 06:00:07 pm
"In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." - This is from the Goonies

"I think I really hate my husband and I dream of having an affair with someone, anyone I don't care who it is. I'm just really bored with him and I can't stand looking at him anymore, but I don't want a divorce." - This will be me if I ever get married.

i told her i loved her

and she just looked at me. - This is what Scott will see if he tells me he loves me. And he's already let is slip once and I hung up on him. Ouch.
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Post by: Lithium on May 19, 2007, 08:06:39 pm
Hell ya Rambo 4. Warning Rated R trailer!

http://www.firstshowing.net/2007/05/19/john-rambo-iv-feature-trailer/
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Post by: Anonymous on May 19, 2007, 08:24:09 pm
:O
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Post by: Lithium on May 20, 2007, 12:59:41 am
This is a pretty funny 300 spoof

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Post by: Lits on May 20, 2007, 07:38:26 pm
I was particularly proud of how tonight's dinner turned out, and since I didn't have anyone to share it with, I thought I'd share with ya'll. It's my own recipe, I call it "What the Other Ships Not Libertas Are Missing in Their Kitchen: Lits."
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/countrywifeandfood.jpg)
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/countrywifeandfood1.jpg)
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/countrywifeandfood3.jpg)
It's chicken breast sauteed in butter with garlic, onions, and spices served over creamy rice topped with tomatoe slices and baby spinich leaves splashed with a vinegarette dressing I made myself from the above ingredients and and my own mix of spices.
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Post by: Da6onet on May 20, 2007, 08:53:44 pm
Well aren't you little miss domestic ^_^

Nice breasts btw
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Post by: Tecknik on May 20, 2007, 10:19:27 pm
Yeah, those breasts look tasty. :)
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Post by: Heironymus on May 20, 2007, 10:51:59 pm
Lits needs to start a home cooking show and start posting it on Youtube... it would look good on your acting resume ;)
I would vote for her..
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Post by: Jeyk on May 21, 2007, 02:06:59 am
Damn, that made me hungry.  Cook for me, Lits?  In that shirt, too? :p
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Post by: Heironymus on May 21, 2007, 03:01:52 am
If only you could get them to roll up their tongues Lits and stop the whole drooling thing.. well.. I guess we are your, Vermillion, and Countess' boys after all ;)
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Post by: Lits on May 21, 2007, 11:25:30 am
Damn right ya'll are :) and we love you for it :).
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Post by: Fuse on May 21, 2007, 11:26:29 am
You guys are such pervs... Heironymus, nice sig.
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Post by: Heironymus on May 21, 2007, 12:54:19 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
You guys are such pervs... Heironymus, nice sig.


/agree

Thanks Fuse
 *spoiler in white text*
HINATA is coming back in the manga and she is gonna kick some ASS
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Post by: Eroz on May 21, 2007, 03:48:34 pm
This is the first message
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Post by: Sared on May 22, 2007, 08:38:03 pm
Aight lits. Its on.

And here's something completely different.
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Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2007, 08:52:30 pm
What

the

fcuk?
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Post by: Sared on May 22, 2007, 08:56:31 pm
French bread last night. Didn't take any snapshots of it though cause my family basically removed it from existence. Quickly.


Tempura.
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/sared_k/HPIM0825.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/sared_k/HPIM0826.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/sared_k/HPIM0829.jpg)

Starting from the top: Bell pepper (had orange, red, and green), sweet potato, squash, broccoli, chicken, shrimp, and onions. I also had eggplant but it went quickly.

Heat a few cups of peanut oil in the base of a wok. Only enough oil to cover one side or another of each item, but not submerge. In bowl, mix water and pastry flour with chopsticks so that it is not completely smooth, but still has small clumps of flour in it. dip three items at a time MAX into the batter and cook, one side at a time in the heated oil. Vegetables should take no longer than 30-45 seconds. Meats should take no longer than 2 minutes tops. With hardier vegetables (carrots, celery), cook until desired tenderness has been reached, without burning batter. The end result, regardless your morsel of choice, should be tender on the inside, and a crispy outside dipped in the 'sauce'.

Mix one part (half cup) sake, one part oil, and two parts soy sauce with one part (tablespoon) grated ginger, with two parts sugar. Serve alongside as dipping sauce.

The way I did this, I moved the kitchen island (more of a skinny, tall, stainless steel workbench) over next to the kitchen table and took everyone's orders. Served sticky rice on the side to go with, but most everyone got full from what they ordered. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on May 22, 2007, 09:09:12 pm
OMG COME COOK FOR ME! Me hungry nows :(
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Post by: Subb on May 23, 2007, 10:28:00 am
omg, SARED! Someone else who likes Massive Attack! :D
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Post by: Sared on May 23, 2007, 11:15:51 am
!!!
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Post by: Eroz on May 23, 2007, 12:08:14 pm
Screw you Sared....
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Post by: Jeyk on May 23, 2007, 12:56:16 pm
Man, I need to stop buying McDonald's and get some real food.  Looks good!

I recognize that song, it's the Dr. House theme!
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Post by: Tecknik on May 23, 2007, 01:04:40 pm
Quote from: "Subb"
omg, SARED! Someone else who likes Massive Attack! :D

I like Massive Attack.  Their song Teardrop is the theme song for my favorite show... House! :D Hugh Laurie rocks.
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Post by: Lits on May 23, 2007, 03:00:20 pm
Well done Sared! That looks great.... however.... I have a rebuttle...


..........to be continued..........
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Post by: Subb on May 23, 2007, 03:03:16 pm
OMG, house is uh-mazing! I love the actor :D
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Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2007, 03:55:11 pm
Do you serve it with tonkatsu curry, Sared?
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Post by: Pirus on May 23, 2007, 04:38:11 pm
next up is lits with a casserole in the fa thong if thats the case ... I think she will win :)
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Post by: Anonymous on May 23, 2007, 04:58:13 pm
I'm bored. Pirus, entertain me. Now. :O
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Post by: Sared on May 23, 2007, 07:48:21 pm
Nah, really the mixture was based off another dip (I cut out the wasabi) and I basically went nuts and experimented with. The key is the grated ginger being brought out by the sugar, both of which are catalyzed by the contrast of the soy/sake.

Never seen House, heard of it and seen previews though. Looks good, but normally I'm watching Scrubs. Its probably the only TV I ever bother watching nowadays. Doctor Cox is my hero. The man can deliver a mile-long monologue skewering you the whole way through.
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Post by: Pirus on May 24, 2007, 06:29:21 am
hmm entertain.... ok Juggles some balls ummm woah ok not my balls down there ah hell not anyone else's balls either ah screw it ... Hmm and im not gonna strip cuz well the last time I did lits laughed at me :( which i suppose was entertaining but still.  ah well hopefully me trying to figure out how to entertain you .. entertained you lol :)
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Post by: Sared on May 24, 2007, 07:39:40 am
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Post by: Sared on May 24, 2007, 03:00:53 pm
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Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2007, 03:12:15 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isUL3M82O0Q&mode=related&search=
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Post by: Anonymous on May 24, 2007, 03:25:22 pm
lol. Star Trek thingy is funny.

Transformers is gonna be sexy.
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Post by: Lithium on May 24, 2007, 05:26:48 pm
Yeah we have a thread for that http://thefuriousangels.com/index.php?topic=4566
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Post by: Lits on May 24, 2007, 05:28:49 pm
Sorry the pics are a little fuzzy I was in a hurry to get things out.
Lits made dinner for her friends... 5 courses.
1st course: plain white sticky rice boiled in milk garnished with orange slice and cabage.
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/gyoza3.jpg)
2nd course: homemade miso soup
(no pic sorry)
3rd course: handmade eggrolls. beef egg whites cabage onions and spices mix
(no pic sorry)
4th course: shrimp fried rice (shrimp veggies sauces and egg) garnished with orange slices laid out over cabage slices and peppered
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/gyoza5.jpg)
5th course: handmade beef gyoza. beef cabbage ginger spices onion and sauces broiled, wrapped, dried, and fried. Laid out in cabbage shelf leaves places with sliced granny smith apples and orange slices, peppered.
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/gyoza6.jpg)

I made everything from scratch except the egg wrappers. Total cook time: 5h 45m.
It all looked like this:
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g36/FALits/gyoza.jpg)

beat THAT
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Post by: Tecknik on May 24, 2007, 06:06:03 pm
Holy crap, Lits.  Marry me.

Quote from: "Sared"
Nah, really the mixture was based off another dip (I cut out the wasabi) and I basically went nuts and experimented with. The key is the grated ginger being brought out by the sugar, both of which are catalyzed by the contrast of the soy/sake.

Never seen House, heard of it and seen previews though. Looks good, but normally I'm watching Scrubs. Its probably the only TV I ever bother watching nowadays. Doctor Cox is my hero. The man can deliver a mile-long monologue skewering you the whole way through.

Yeah, sounds a lot like Dr. House.  Except that Hugh Laurie gets more points because he covers his British accent so well.  I honestly thought he was an American, and that his accent in 101 Dalmatians was fake. :D

And yes, Transformers is going to be damn cool. :D
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Post by: Anamodiel on May 24, 2007, 10:19:59 pm
Pirates freaking rocked. Jesus Christ it was so much better than the 2nd.

GO SEE IT.
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Post by: Tecknik on May 25, 2007, 12:05:59 am
Yeah, it was awesome. :)  Did you stay till after the credits, Ana? If you didn't, you missed a big scene. :D

On another note...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/SlipknotZombie/spidey.gif)
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Post by: Heironymus on May 25, 2007, 12:28:13 am
WTF.. I LEFT RIGHT AT THE END OF THE CREDITS!!! FUCK!! youtube link yet?

please post spoilers!!
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Post by: Anamodiel on May 25, 2007, 05:01:25 am
Spoilers.

After the credits, it is revealed that Will and Elizabeth have had a son, whose name is also William Turner, and the family is seen reuniting ten years later. Whether Will will have to stay on the Flying Dutchman, or whether Elizabeth's fidelity will allow them to be together, is unclear at the finale.

/Spoilers

God dammit that pisses me off that I missed that scene. I DEMAND A YOUTUBE LINK!
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Post by: Eroz on May 25, 2007, 05:23:43 am
Go buy another ticket, watch it again, stay after the credits this time.
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Post by: Sared on May 25, 2007, 05:37:38 am
Dinner invitations just went out for next week. To be continued.
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Post by: Pirus on May 25, 2007, 06:12:21 am
man I hope its really better than the 2nd cuz I didn't much like that one ... was hyped up to be something great when it was just OK.  So if its anywhere near the caliber of the first it will be great.
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Post by: Strod on May 25, 2007, 12:13:52 pm
The third is not too much better than the second, the second rocked to ya, it did well. We get lots of information, and BIG Cliff hanger with D Jones.

I do like how it all tied together, but I was expecting a bit more.

None the less, great movie. I would still go see it again.
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Post by: Anamodiel on May 26, 2007, 08:12:23 am
http://videovat.com/ug4818/Talking-Cat.aspx

Cutest damn cat I've ever seen.
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Post by: Subb on May 26, 2007, 09:42:23 am
*SPOILER*

what killed the Crakken (sp)? Was it because Davey Jones' soul was corrupt?
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Post by: Eroz on May 26, 2007, 04:28:28 pm
Quote from: "Subb"
*SPOILER*

what killed the Crakken (sp)? Was it because Davey Jones' soul was corrupt?


There was a line that the baddy said (the EITC guy) "Don't make me destory ...., like I made you put down your pet." Pet being the Krakken.
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Post by: Lits on May 28, 2007, 02:02:07 pm
Damn are we sure that movie was Disney? Sex, blood, death, violence... WAY diff from the first, and way better than the second. It was so dark! I'm so confused!
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Post by: Subb on May 28, 2007, 02:16:52 pm
Oh yeah, thumbs up to Keith Richards! He was better than what I thought he would be!

"You're in my way Jackie..." Hehehehe love it! :D
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Post by: Anamodiel on May 28, 2007, 05:49:55 pm
Bah. Piss. It did not beat Spiderman's 3 day record domestically. Balls.
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Post by: Phienyx on May 29, 2007, 09:19:02 am
Pirates of the Caribeean: AWE was far better than Spiderman 3.  AWE was by far my favorite movie of the series.  I was it Thursday night in a digital theatre.  WOW!  I'm gonna have to go see it a couple more times.

Box office numbers only tell you the amount of money going into the pockets of the movie makers, not how good the movie actually was.  I dare say that it'll end up making more money in the long run.
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Post by: Subb on May 29, 2007, 11:09:28 am
I can't remember the 1st one.... but AWE was good, but I had high expectations so it wasn't as good as I thought it was gonna be :/
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Post by: NoCry on May 29, 2007, 03:23:31 pm
just wanted to see.....
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Post by: NoCry on May 29, 2007, 03:24:21 pm
what happens at 400...
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Post by: Phienyx on May 29, 2007, 06:02:44 pm
Your head ESPLODE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Heironymus on May 29, 2007, 11:21:07 pm
<a>The Landlord</a>
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Post by: Eroz on May 30, 2007, 02:52:38 am
Didn;t Lits post this a month ago, buried for Dup.
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Post by: Lits on May 30, 2007, 03:44:01 pm
Lits posted what?
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Post by: NoCry on May 30, 2007, 04:27:36 pm
like it.
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Post by: Phienyx on May 30, 2007, 04:59:45 pm
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Post by: Lits on May 31, 2007, 03:41:37 am
Kids today... jeesh.
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Post by: Phienyx on May 31, 2007, 10:17:11 am
Parents today....Jeesh!
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Post by: Anonymous on May 31, 2007, 11:45:22 am
AHAHAHAHA! OMG! THAT IS SO CUTE!! OMG! HAHAHA

Parents shouldn't swear in front of their kids like that though :O Cause we all know she learned it from her mom. That would have been a funny ending. "But mommy, you always say that."
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Post by: Sared on May 31, 2007, 12:38:48 pm
Honey, I looked under your bed today, and I didn't find any monsters. Instead you know what I found? I found your hopes and dreams! They are excited for you, and can't wait to meet you when your older. Sometimes they bump around at night, but they can't help it, they are just so excited to help you turn into the beautifull princess that your going to become when you get older! Oh, there is one thing though. I took a look in your closet, and lemme tell you, there is some fucked up shit in there kid. You better wanna stay the fuck away from it if you want to keep your head on your shoulders.
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Post by: Pirus on June 01, 2007, 07:02:47 am
ouch... Subb, sared is talking about you being in the closet again....
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Post by: Subb on June 01, 2007, 09:27:24 am
God dammit! Damn you SARED!!!! Oh and you 3.14 T_T
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Post by: Anonymous on June 02, 2007, 11:10:46 am
Oops (http://www.flickr.com/photos/larajade/513641346/)
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Post by: Subb on June 03, 2007, 04:27:16 pm
Wish me luck!

Biol exam monday (tomorrow)
DT on Tuesday
And 2 history exams on Wednesday :D

Oh shit T_T
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 03, 2007, 04:38:00 pm
Quote from: "Subb"
Wish me luck!

Biol exam monday (tomorrow)
DT on Tuesday
And 2 history exams on Wednesday :D

Oh shit T_T


Ooo! What Biology? I love Biology. Is it molecular or ecology? Or Both?

OOO! What History exams? I love History more (unless it's European History or World History... uck)!
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Post by: Lits on June 03, 2007, 08:14:49 pm
You are SUCH a nerd, Ana...



but that's why I love you.
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 03, 2007, 08:57:24 pm
I only ask because I had just taken the SAT II Subject Test on both US History and Molecular Biology... :D


<3 Lits.
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Post by: Subb on June 04, 2007, 01:45:00 am
Biology = Human Biology, molecular, plants, population, ecology AKA The works... A level work spans 6 leaver arch files.

History is UK history on the riots in the 1830's etc because of the government rejecting a voting petition.
Oh, and Bismarck and the unification of Germany.
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Post by: Fuse on June 04, 2007, 03:07:16 pm
1964 Poland LIM-5 (Mig-17F) Both the LIM-5 and 21 were awesome to see. I only wish they had an F-86 there.
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00937.JPG
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00935.JPG
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00934.JPG (Mig-21 tail behind it)

Sitting on BUFF. Best Seat in the house.
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00958.JPG

Wingtip pic of BUFF (B-52)
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00938.JPG

Me in C-130
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00955.JPG

BUFF Art
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00939.JPG

BUFF Stats
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00940.JPG

C-130
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00942.JPG
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00954.JPG
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00953.JPG

Hornet on the left, and the Super Hornet on the right.
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00941.JPG

Super Hornet head on
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00943.JPG

Strike Eagle pass
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00949.JPG
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00950.JPG

Heritage flight. P-51 Mustang, F-16 Viper (I'm a pureist, it's not an falcon), and F-15 Eagle.
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00951.JPG
http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/DSC00952.JPG
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Post by: Subb on June 04, 2007, 03:10:24 pm
T_T PLANES NOOOO PLANES!!!!!
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Post by: Fuse on June 04, 2007, 04:07:32 pm
Nothign wrong with some planes. =)
Here are a couple videos. The first was taken with a real digital camera of a little move the Blue Angels did, but my favorite vid was taken on my phone of Fat Albert (the Blue Angels C-130 transport) demonstrating a JATO takeoff. JATO=Jet Assisted TakeOff. 8 solid rocket motors strapped to a large cargo plane makes it go 45 degrees into the air pretty damn qickly.

http://fuse.gotdns.com/ashow/MOV00959.MPG
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/?action=view&current=fa.flv
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 04, 2007, 04:12:14 pm
Jesus Christ, Fuse, those are absolutely beautiful. What air fest were you at?

The Blue Angels rock! :D
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Post by: Fuse on June 04, 2007, 04:32:52 pm
Rockford, IL airshow.
The next one I'm looking forward to is the Peoria one - that's about a 45 minute drive for me. http://www.prairieair.org/
So far I just know they're having the F-16 east demo team, a super hornet demo (worth the drive and entry admission alone), Mig-17 demo, and a P-51 there as well. Plus all the general time fillers they always have (golden knights, Angel 7, Jet Truck/Outhouse) Last year they had a B-2 do a bunch of fly-bys, two F-117's do a few flybys (2 of them at a show=rare) and a great A-10 demo.
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Post by: Pirus on June 04, 2007, 04:40:50 pm
f-22 ftw!
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 04, 2007, 04:42:19 pm
Bah. That's a Wednesday through Friday. No way in hell I can get off of work. Dammit. That would have been really cool to go to, especially because my dad is really into airplanes.
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Post by: NoCry on June 04, 2007, 04:43:18 pm
heh; had a little baby boy called Harry! will be awol for a while but back at probably odd times!!! cant wait see you all very soon!!
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 04, 2007, 04:48:46 pm
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BOY NOCRY!!!
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Post by: Fuse on June 04, 2007, 05:02:32 pm
Quote from: "Anamodiel"
Bah. That's a Wednesday through Friday. No way in hell I can get off of work. Dammit. That would have been really cool to go to, especially because my dad is really into airplanes.


What calendar are you looking at? hehe, JULY, not JUNE 20-22. Friday through Sunday.

Gratz nocry!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2007, 05:13:36 pm
NOCRY CONGRATS ON THE BABY!!!
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Post by: Jeyk on June 04, 2007, 05:16:01 pm
Whoa, big congrats Nocry!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 04, 2007, 06:05:52 pm
OMG NEW BABY! YAY! GET THEM INTO MXO WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG!
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 04, 2007, 06:11:13 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"
What calendar are you looking at? hehe, JULY, not JUNE 20-22. Friday through Sunday.


o.o

I don't know how I did that. I did look at the June calendar. Maybe I'll suggest it to my dad, seeing as it IS a weekend and there's not going to be a Muskegon Air Fair this year...
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Post by: Tecknik on June 04, 2007, 06:20:18 pm
I win.
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Post by: Lits on June 04, 2007, 06:31:44 pm
Break out the cigars!!! NoCry is a father!!! WOOT! Good job, old boy :) Welcome to the world baby Harry :)


CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 04, 2007, 08:53:04 pm
WWWOOOOO!!!! My dad finally decided that I can stay up as late as I want because I'm going to be a Senior next year.

I would be much happier, but I have to work 5 days a week from 8-5. I'll have the same bedtime patterns during the weekdays that I've had my whole life. -_-

Fridays and Saturdays will have a whole new meaning.
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Post by: Lits on June 05, 2007, 01:01:20 am
I just won enough in poker to pay for the rest of this month's rent! I'm not going to be homeless!!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2007, 01:18:14 am
omfg wtg Nocry!!!!!
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Post by: Subb on June 05, 2007, 01:39:44 am
O_O I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BABY?! O.o

Congrats NoCry! I demand piccies! =D

Old boy :p
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Post by: Lits on June 05, 2007, 02:04:18 am
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/25233/things_to_do_when_your_co_worker_goes_on_vacation/
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Post by: Strod on June 05, 2007, 07:43:23 am
It's that new shit. Dig the New Sig people.

*points down*
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Post by: Sared on June 05, 2007, 12:44:39 pm
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Post by: Lits on June 05, 2007, 01:22:37 pm
OMG... I actually feel sorry for Paris.... never thought THAT would happen
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Post by: Jeyk on June 05, 2007, 02:09:28 pm
LOL, that was great.
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Post by: Subb on June 05, 2007, 02:10:21 pm
She was stupid and she deserves it. I think she's an abomination to the whole world, she does nothing to help people like some celebs do (Bill Gates donates money and Angelina Jolee helps the vietnamise etc.)

In other words; she's a waste of space. Bless :( I'd hate to be her.
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Post by: Fuse on June 05, 2007, 02:13:14 pm
When I die and meet God (shut up fuckers, I'm going to Heaven) my first question will be "Why?" while pointing to Paris Hilton...
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 05, 2007, 02:28:51 pm
That made me feel really bad for her. No matter what she's done, she should never be made fun of like that. She is a human being, after all. She may not totally act like it, but, seriously, how would you feel if you were going to jail, EVEN IF YOU DESERVED IT? I would be scared and sad. I cannot imagine the feels that she would be feeling right there.

No matter how much someone deserves it, you should never make fun of someone for their situation. EVER.
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Post by: Subb on June 05, 2007, 03:16:23 pm
Hmm true ana, I think she deserves being sent to jail and taken the piss out of, but it shouldn't have been done on TV... that was cruel.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2007, 03:18:21 pm
Yeah, true. But everyone knows she'll break her teeth on her penis bars. COME ON! WE ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 05, 2007, 03:23:25 pm
Bullshit... Bill Gates and Angelina Jolie have good publicity people that they work with.  Paris Hilton has good publicity people that she works against.

Her life must be pretty fucked already, being one of the first major people to be famous for nothing more than being seen around other wealthy people - it's little wonder she's ended up the way she has.  She doesn't deserve that though, that's just plain cruel.
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Post by: Heironymus on June 05, 2007, 04:33:06 pm
Destyn.. she doesn't work against them.. they work for her very hard.. she would be WAYYY in the negative if it wasn't for them.. but because they work so hard for her and try to negate the negative she is just a slight joke to everyone instead of a nuisance.. and ANA... Honestly.. she deserves whatever the hell happens to her.. she drove drunk.. got her license suspended... continued to drive.. got caught.. paid a fine.. then DROVE AGAIN.. repeated ignorance deserves no leniency.. she can claim she didn't know all she wants.. someone else doing it other than a rich celeb and they would be in jail for MONTHS.. not a month.. its ridiculous...
Sarah Silverman always pushes the envelope.. Paris just happened to be the topic of todays celeb stupidity.. to bad for her.. bad timing perhaps..


Thirdly.. HOW WASTED was Jack Nicholson??? was that straight vodka in the water bottle he was sipping?
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Post by: Jeyk on June 05, 2007, 05:28:55 pm
My .02 cents on this all is that many of these celebs are talentless trash with too much money.  

I'm generally an empathetic individual, but I do have my own opinions and views, a trait shared by every individual here.  Silverman picked an easy target, and it was entertaining.  Hilton's a worthless whore anyway. She'll live.  :D
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Post by: Tecknik on June 05, 2007, 06:51:35 pm
Holy crap.  I forgot something.

Congratulations NoCry. :) I can't wait to know what it feels like to be a dad.




EDIT: Also, Paris Hilton is a dumb bitch.  Flat out.  Just fucking retarded.  But then again, so is Sarah Silverman. :shrug:
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Post by: Lits on June 05, 2007, 06:52:34 pm
You all have good points, for and agaist her, and personally I can't stand her. I think she makes the entire female half of the species look bad. When men find her attractive it demeans everything a real woman has ever done to deserve respect. HOWEVER... she lives in a world of backstabbing and publicity and false EVERYTHING. You can't trust your own mother in a lifestyle like that. You are constantly playing the game, constantly on your gaurd. To be brought down completely defenseless like that in front of a huge crowd of cheering damners is horrible. I don't care who you are, you can probably put yourself in her shoes for a second and feel your heart seize. I don't think outsiders can really grasp the true meaning of it... imagine a world where everyone you know is constantly looking for a way to break you down. Imagine having to live in a world where every move you make, every outfit, every word, every freaking syllable has to be carefully monitered so you don't give anyone any possibility of using it against you in the future. Even your closest 'friends' you can't trust them... they'll turn on you quicker than lightening. So of course you're going to go crazy with it every now and then. Of course you're going to act out. Most people handle it better than she does, but really. Maybe I've just spent too much time in the theatre. But that is like my worst nightmare... every enemy you have ganging up on you and swaying the weak ones to their side? I can't STAND Paris, and I still feel sorry for her. As much as I can't stand her and her lack of talent, compassion, and soul.... I probably would have stood up fo her in that auditorium.

I'm going to leave out the drunk driving arguement because, although drunk drivers deserve more than what she's getting IMO, we all know Sarah Silverman did not embarass her publicly just to make up for the lack of punishment from the authorities. She did it because it was an easy target. If she HAD been trying to make a statement against leniency towards celebrities, perhaps I would have felt different about the roast, but such was not the case.
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Post by: Sared on June 06, 2007, 10:37:58 am
It was cruel and deliciously so, end of fucking story.


I loved it. :D
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Post by: Pirus on June 06, 2007, 11:47:36 am
everyone is giving her gifts while she is enjoying her stay in prison. Her prison mates are also saying she doesn't deserve to be in there blah blah blah... I think some of girls have crushes on her :)
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Post by: Subb on June 06, 2007, 02:22:28 pm
Most celebs are assholes, the only ones I have respect for are for some actors e.g Johnny Depp who have work so hard and deserve to be rich (I <3 Depp) and Musicians like Dave Grohl and Johnny Rotten who rose from nothing to be famous.
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Post by: Tecknik on June 06, 2007, 03:13:50 pm
This is an oldie, but it's funny. :)

If a con is the opposite of a pro, then what is the opposite of progress?

:D
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Post by: Subb on June 06, 2007, 04:19:07 pm
congress? :D or no progress? :D
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Post by: Fuse on June 06, 2007, 06:33:11 pm
I would say the opposite of progress is digress.
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Post by: Tecknik on June 07, 2007, 12:41:48 am
Quote from: "Subb"
congress? :D or no progress? :D

Bingo.

Subb wins t3h prize!

What is the prize, you ask!?

I have no damn clue. :(
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Post by: Subb on June 07, 2007, 06:36:31 am
I am t3h pr3zid0n7!
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 07, 2007, 11:06:35 am
I AM OUT OF SCHOOL FOR THE SUMMER!!!

However, apparently, I was not able to raise my math grade high enough. My school will not allow me to take AP Statistics because I have a B in Pre-Calculus. That makes sense, ya know, seeing as the two are entirely different from each other. I really am smart in math, but, you know, that doesn't matter. My grade is the only thing that matters. I am just so pissed off right now.

And then next week I enter the Real World. o.o
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Post by: Anonymous on June 07, 2007, 01:08:04 pm
Hug for Ana!
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Post by: Tecknik on June 07, 2007, 06:33:17 pm
They let that bitch out of jail!?!  After three days!?  What the hell!?  What is wrong with that damn state, and that damn governor?
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Post by: Jeyk on June 07, 2007, 06:57:24 pm
Mighty fine law system we have!
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Post by: Tecknik on June 07, 2007, 07:36:05 pm
Bah.  To hell with her.

Something to take your minds of the stupidity of that entire situation...
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Post by: Phienyx on June 07, 2007, 10:27:11 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
They let that bitch out of jail!?!  After three days!?  What the hell!?  What is wrong with that damn state, and that damn governor?


Now I'm not at all saying that people should go around shooting celebrities and people with money who seem to be above the law or expect to be treated special because of it (as a matter of fact that is illegal and I personally condemn any actions of the sort), but all I'm saying is that I understand why that might cross someone's mind.
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Post by: Phienyx on June 07, 2007, 10:32:48 pm
Quote from: "Tecknik"
Bah.  To hell with her.

Something to take your minds of the stupidity of that entire situation...


Ok, now if he had a golf cart that he pulled out of nowhere, why in god's name were they walking?!!  if i was the dad penguin I would have had to put a foot up his little ass.............LOL

"Why'd you wait until NOW to pull that out of your arse!!?  We've only been walking for 2 days!!"
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Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 08:02:44 am
Just goes to show, if you have enough money anything in America can be bought.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 01:51:16 pm
wtf m8

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Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 02:16:09 pm
:S
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Post by: Sared on June 08, 2007, 02:18:15 pm
WHY THE HELL DID I FINISH WATCHING THAT.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 03:02:45 pm
Because it had girls in bras dancing?
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Post by: Fuse on June 08, 2007, 03:44:11 pm
BUUAHAHA!!!! She's going to jail for the rest of her 45 day sentence! FUCKING GREAT!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19102663/

(http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/cp/entertainment/20070608/e060850a.jpg)
(http://drudgereport.com/phc.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 03:45:54 pm
Really looking forward to this movie (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Big+Ass+Badgers/)
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Post by: Tecknik on June 08, 2007, 06:12:43 pm
She was crying for her mommy!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Fuse on June 08, 2007, 09:50:54 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/thugnbeats/thathot.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2007, 11:22:26 pm
^^^ Now that's funny. Classic.
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Post by: Heironymus on June 09, 2007, 12:29:59 am
Quote from: "Destyn"
wtf m8



I wonder what song that video was really for...
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Post by: Jeyk on June 09, 2007, 12:34:10 am
Holy hell, I thought Paris getting slammed at the MTV thing was a burn.  I was WRONG!  Now that's humiliating!  Whew!
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Post by: Sared on June 09, 2007, 03:33:26 am
My favorite part of the article.

Quote
Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: “The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith.”

Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton’s mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.


Can you feel that burning despair, bitch? Huh? Can you feel it? God what I would have paid to have been there to watch it all unravel. I would have brought along some root beer and some ice cream and would make floats in the courtroom. No goddammit, I'm not sharing.
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Post by: Fuse on June 09, 2007, 11:40:53 am
Quote from: "Sared"
My favorite part of the article.

Quote
Seconds later, the judge announced his decision: “The defendant is remanded to county jail to serve the remainder of her 45-day sentence. This order is forthwith.”

Hilton screamed.

Eight deputies immediately ordered all spectators out of the courtroom. Hilton’s mother, Kathy, threw her arms around her husband, Rick, and sobbed uncontrollably.

Deputies escorted Hilton out of the room, holding each of her arms as she looked back.


Can you feel that burning despair, bitch? Huh? Can you feel it? God what I would have paid to have been there to watch it all unravel. I would have brought along some root beer and some ice cream and would make floats in the courtroom. No goddammit, I'm not sharing.


I would have brought some beers and cheered as if the Cubs just won the world series.
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Post by: Lits on June 09, 2007, 07:15:42 pm
New Sig... isn't it pretty? Courtesy lord of the ps... Manic!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2007, 03:53:15 am
Woo! Awesome sig, Lits! I said it before and I'll say it again;  Manic is teh pwn! :D
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 10, 2007, 09:29:03 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss

Don't know how to embed a video into the Forums, and I'm too lazy to try and find the thread.
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Post by: Adad on June 10, 2007, 09:43:17 pm
new sig that needs a little help... can anyone add some light, falling white code/drop shadow to the bg of it?  I can send you the psd file of it as it is.
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Post by: Strod on June 11, 2007, 03:25:16 pm
I'm bored.

(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2059/newsorrowsfapw0.jpg)
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Post by: Strod on June 11, 2007, 06:07:34 pm
Bored again.

(http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/853/newsorrowsfa2ta4.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 11, 2007, 06:49:09 pm
*pokes head in to see what's going on*
 I still wish i could get a handle on making my screenies look so awesome..sigh
  btw heya guys and gals =D
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Post by: Tecknik on June 11, 2007, 08:26:51 pm
God dammit.  I hate when old hardware doesn't like new drivers.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2007, 01:04:31 am
And just where the bloody hell have you been Miss Saffy!  Do you know what time it is?!  We've been worried sick!  Etc etc

Good to see you again ;)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 12, 2007, 10:06:47 am
*hangs head in shame* i know I know, shame on me for going mia and not saying anything. You can /slap me next time you see me in game,
 if it lets me stay connected!
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Post by: Fuse on June 13, 2007, 12:23:19 am
Had my first flight towards my Pilots Licence today!
Read about it here: http://fuse.gotdns.com

=)
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Post by: Sared on June 13, 2007, 04:15:18 pm
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Post by: Anonymous on June 13, 2007, 04:48:44 pm
lmao..... thanks Sared.

Reminds me of that Family Guy episode... "so this show is about three whores and their mom?" or something like that :D
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Post by: Fuse on June 14, 2007, 01:39:06 pm
I got bored and FINALLY bought a domain.
http://www.lostlocalhost.com (http://www.lostlocalhost.com)
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Post by: Subb on June 14, 2007, 02:11:33 pm
Please tell me that woman that was being dry humped over the counter was a guy, if it's a woman then I feel sorry for her :S
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Post by: Sared on June 16, 2007, 09:07:14 am
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Post by: Anonymous on June 16, 2007, 12:52:37 pm
LMAO @ Sared
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Post by: Jeyk on June 16, 2007, 07:44:37 pm
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/Jeyk2k69/InvisibleBike.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 17, 2007, 12:18:12 am
Jeyk! Where have you been!?
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Post by: Jeyk on June 17, 2007, 03:53:14 am
Oh, I'm still around. :)
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Post by: Fuse on June 17, 2007, 05:01:34 am
It's 5am, and I just finished a few modules on my site...Damn I;m tired. Why aren't I sleeping yet?
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Post by: Tecknik on June 18, 2007, 06:55:39 pm
I put a comment on your site, Fuse!
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Post by: Fuse on June 18, 2007, 09:24:15 pm
I saw. I bought a skyhawk tonight. Drove about an hour to find the specific one I wanted too. It's a bit more slim than the blackhawk I posted on my site (I have small wrists), but with all the same functions and in Titanium. To make it even sweeter, I got it 45% off. a $500 watch for $300. =)

(http://fliteline.ca/images/JR3060-59F.jpg)

Tomorrow durring lunch I'm having s couple links taken out and I'll take some pics.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 18, 2007, 09:56:05 pm
Manic's my friend, and no one else can have him. Myspace is the pwn. (But Facebook is better.)
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 19, 2007, 06:24:27 am
<333 Facebook!
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Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2007, 09:29:14 am
Facebook rocks. It's the only element that can actually prevent me from concentrating when I want to. If I fail my law exam today, I'm going to blame facebook and my computer. Yepp.
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Post by: Manic Velocity on June 19, 2007, 10:46:54 am
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
Manic's my friend, and no one else can have him.


I just want to state here and now that the women of FA are more than welcome to fight over me!
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Post by: Subb on June 19, 2007, 11:47:30 am
**Grabs Handbag**

My Manic.... Grrrr....

**evils** :|
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Post by: Fuse on June 19, 2007, 12:01:20 pm
My phone's time is about 30 seconds ahead...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/rubixx/0_IMAGE_00176.jpg)
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Post by: Tecknik on June 19, 2007, 01:00:13 pm
That is a damn nice watch, Fuse. :)
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Post by: Lits on June 19, 2007, 01:08:59 pm
I win!
It's so blurry though :(
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Post by: Subb on June 19, 2007, 01:09:06 pm
it's a watch now? :p
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Post by: Anamodiel on June 19, 2007, 01:12:56 pm
Wow. I only have two more hours of work and I get out. Hopefully Broin, Tbone, and Adad will still be online when I get there... o.o
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Post by: Fuse on June 19, 2007, 01:46:33 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
I win!
It's so blurry though :(


Don't hink your off the hook, sweetie. Now your just in debt.
=)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 19, 2007, 02:02:58 pm
Damn that is a nice watch though...


Hmmm....*throws manic and fuse and steals watch* MY WATCH! :D
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Post by: Fuse on June 19, 2007, 02:15:13 pm
settle down sweetheart, you can have it if you pay for it.
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Post by: Anonymous on June 20, 2007, 09:15:04 am
Does this "payment" have to be money? :O

I joke I joke. :D I'm too hyper.

I just woke up.

*grumpy*
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Post by: Anonymous on June 20, 2007, 09:19:29 am
I'm bored.
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Post by: Manic Velocity on June 20, 2007, 01:31:21 pm
Christ, Fuse.  That watch looks like it weighs about five pounds.

My watch displays scrolling matrix code (Kinda hard to see on a camera phone):

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/1182364192.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on June 20, 2007, 02:17:59 pm
Fossil?  How did you get that, Manic?  Is it programmable?
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on June 20, 2007, 02:44:38 pm
Got it about four years ago.  The official name that Fossil used is "Negative Display Watch".  I think only a certain number were made, because I can't find them anywhere anymore.  I'd like to have another one in case mine breaks.

It's a very limited piece, considering what I paid for it.  The code display can be frozen with the push of a button, and the watch hands glow in the dark, but that's pretty much it.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 20, 2007, 02:48:03 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Christ, Fuse.  That watch looks like it weighs about five pounds.


If I had bought the Stainless Steel one, it would have been, but I got the Titanium version which is lightweight and more scratch resistant. Very lightweight.
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 20, 2007, 03:15:23 pm
This? (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0006TIQNI/103-8576914-4587804)
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on June 20, 2007, 05:50:37 pm
Heh, alright, I couldn't find any on the Fossil website or eBay.  :p

But yeah, that would be the one.  Though, I paid $70 for mine.
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on June 22, 2007, 09:05:05 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
Christ, Fuse.  That watch looks like it weighs about five pounds.

My watch displays scrolling matrix code (Kinda hard to see on a camera phone):

([url]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a170/manicv/1182364192.jpg[/url])

I WANT!!!!!!!!

This is my current watch..
http://www.princetonwatches.com/shop/SNG043.asp
My girlfriend bought it for me two years ago. :)

EDIT: Manic's watch with a metal band!?! http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-FOSSIL-NEGATIVE-DISPLAY-MENS-WATCH-JR8539_W0QQitemZ330090000453QQihZ014QQcategoryZ505QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
Now I REALLY WANT!!!!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Phienyx on June 22, 2007, 09:23:25 pm
Must....bid....on....NOW!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 22, 2007, 09:29:41 pm
I am verrryy drunk.
Title: randomness
Post by: Phienyx on June 22, 2007, 11:31:36 pm
Don't you mean you are very DRINK?!
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 23, 2007, 11:18:21 pm
OMG NOOOO I MEAN DRUNK!! Grrss trying to trip me out when I'm drunk...
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 24, 2007, 03:08:55 am
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
I am verrryy drunk.


what she said.
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 25, 2007, 03:55:21 am
It's 4 am and this is the first time I've gotten to look at my computer :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 25, 2007, 10:24:14 am
Guess there's another reason for you being psycho then... (http://www.newscientisttech.com/article.ns?id=dn12131&feedId=tech_rss20)
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 25, 2007, 03:30:12 pm
http://www.worksafeboredom.com/content/attachment.php?attachmentid=4225&stc=1&d=1182802044
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 26, 2007, 03:36:55 am
Lits is extremely drunk for the first time in ages and apparently her accent is comming out strong.....so sayeth Adad and Sorrows....
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on June 26, 2007, 08:30:21 am
I witnessed a murder today... (http://geeksyndicate.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/murder.jpg)
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on June 26, 2007, 12:43:01 pm
Quote from: "Lits"
Lits is extremely drunk for the first time in ages and apparently her accent is comming out strong.....so sayeth Adad and Sorrows....


It sure was and it was EXTREMELY sexy
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on June 26, 2007, 12:54:31 pm
DAMMIT! I MISSED LITS DRUNK!

*ericcartman* God-dammit! /ericcartman
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on June 26, 2007, 08:10:47 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
I witnessed a murder today... ([url]http://geeksyndicate.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/murder.jpg[/url])

That's messed up, but funny. :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 28, 2007, 03:31:23 pm
I realized that I'm a sucker for being seranaded with old Johnny Cash songs
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on June 28, 2007, 03:58:37 pm
DBL post, but worth it.
Work safe.
And for the record, Lits is a natural brunette/redhead :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyZwT3XHnA8
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on June 28, 2007, 04:25:37 pm
You're the one rose that's left in my heart, dear I love you, adore you, I do
Title: randomness
Post by: Phienyx on June 28, 2007, 05:35:04 pm
I think I just stumbled into the bachlor or the bachlorette.....
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on June 28, 2007, 06:18:27 pm
rose in your heart? lay off the miracle grow bro that crap will kill ya
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 28, 2007, 08:34:56 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJlznnJR-lU&mode=related&search=

omg lol!!
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on June 29, 2007, 10:58:01 am
Bill Bailey On Police Sirens:

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Post by: Subb on June 29, 2007, 11:13:46 am
Pub Joke which make'th me laugh :D

Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on June 29, 2007, 01:44:07 pm
hes ugly :S but funny
Title: randomness
Post by: Subb on June 30, 2007, 07:18:13 am
aye, that's why his DVD was named 'Half Human Half Troll' I think :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 01, 2007, 09:12:47 pm
blah blah blah randomness :)
Title: randomness
Post by: Jeyk on July 02, 2007, 01:24:39 am
God damn, a week goes by fast.  Someone should create time travel.
Title: randomness
Post by: Adad on July 02, 2007, 10:55:56 am
I'm tired and I just woke up.  wtf
Title: randomness
Post by: Pirus on July 02, 2007, 11:46:11 am
im tired everytime i wake up.. no biggie
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2007, 12:10:10 pm
Guess what I got yelled at today for?

CLEANING THE FUCKING BATHROOM! Yay for being productive.
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 02, 2007, 12:11:16 pm
I'm tired and home from work sick today...Getting over another damn sinus infection. I hate these.
But thanks to a friend, I have something special to look forward too!
Title: randomness
Post by: Manic Velocity on July 02, 2007, 03:01:57 pm
It pisses me off that "Poetry" is not a required course in school these days.  How the hell did we let this happen?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on July 02, 2007, 03:39:33 pm
Quote from: "ManicVelocity"
It pisses me off that "Poetry" is not a required course in school these days.  How the hell did we let this happen?


Although it would be a nice class to take, it's kind of hard to grade it objectively. You either have to have a really good teacher, get on the teacher's good side, or just spit back out the teacher's interpretation.

I wish I could check my AP grades. They came out yesterday, but you have to pay 8 dollars if you want to call in and get your scores. Or, I can wait three weeks for them to mail it to me. I really want to know how well that I did (especially because my SAT II Subject Tests went wonderfully) on the AP tests. I would die of happiness if I get 4's or better on all of them.

Should I pay 8 dollars to get them checked today or wait three weeks until it arrives at my house in the mail for free?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2007, 05:56:39 pm
It's eight dollars to satisfy your curiosity (and possibly quicken the process of you doing them again, if that's possible). My question is...what's the downside of not paying the eight dollars? Do you need the money for something else?
Title: randomness
Post by: Anonymous on July 02, 2007, 05:57:30 pm
Happy Belated Canada Day everyone. :D
Title: randomness
Post by: Tecknik on July 02, 2007, 08:57:14 pm
Transformers was released today to theaters around the world....  And I still have not seen it. :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Lits on July 02, 2007, 09:57:46 pm
Quote from: "CountessLioncourt"
Happy Belated Canada Day everyone. :D


I miss Styan :(
Title: randomness
Post by: Fuse on July 02, 2007, 11:01:57 pm
Quote from: "Fuse"

But thanks to a friend, I have something special to look forward too!


I am a happy happy man. =)
Title: randomness
Post by: Anamodiel on July 03, 2007, 11:05:11 am