This has nothing to do with anything

[Anonymous]

Just a little something to get a laugh ... plus I was bored at work today.    So I descided to post a few funny pic from e-mails I have gotten.

When Holloween Costumes go BAD!!


I love transportation humor ... 'So how do we get there from here??"


Can you tell me why I'm fired #1?


Can you tell me why I'm fired #2?



Anyways, I hope a few of you haven't seen these.

[Anonymous]

When RL minics MMORPG's

Please, don't take this the wrong way because it is just humor after all. I was e-mailed this awhile back and now I just now found it again at work. I it came from a friend of mine who plays DAoC.


Iraq raid planning

-US: Ok, putting together RvR group for Iraq raid... who's in?
-Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on
-US: *sigh* Ok, can't build you the new armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need.
-Turkey: 6 Plat.
-US: WTF?! You're not building the armor out of platinum, ya tard.. no frikking way.
-Turkey: Yeah, but I wanna get it SC...
-US: 3 plat, and that's all I'm offering.
-Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in.
-Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were camped at our keep for frikking EVER, man--long time ago, but still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish keep.
-US: Cool, thx.
-Italy: Me 2
-Chile: I'm in.
-US: Ok, so far, got US, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile.
-Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some...
-US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Set up a /assist US macro, ok?
-France: Hey all, what's up?
-US: Putting together an RvR raid, hitting Iraq.
-France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto.
-US: WTF? Alliance Veto?
-France: Yeah, it's in Alliance charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any Alliance raid event.
-Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go...
-France: STFU, n00b. Your guild got no say in this.
-Bulgaria: ,,!,,
-Germany: I don't really want to go either.
-US: ...
-France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq.
-US: What about you, Russia.
-Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool.
-US: Jeez Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids.
-Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out.
-US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid.
-France: Doesn't matter. I say no.
-Spain: Doesn't matter if they don't go anyway, France just gives up anytime he sees any combat anyway. He's a buttmunch. Lives next door to me.
-France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely.
-Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to RvR. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining.
-France: ..!..
-US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in?
-China: *shrug* Don't feel like it.
-US: Ok...
-North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge.
-/duel decline
-North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xXorz u"
-You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get an RvR raid going.
-North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of the pwnage"
-You tell North Korea: Riiiight. STFU, okay? I'm busy
-North Korea taunts you.
-/ignore North Korea.
-US: How come you're not coming, Germany?
-Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore.
-You tell Germany: Bullsh*t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again.
-Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!!
-You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's gray to you.
-Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway.
-France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance.
-Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh*t, this Alliance sucks anyway. Let's go anyways.
-US: France, WTF is ur problem?
-France:I want to send scouts in, first. Let them see if there's any reason to go in.
-US: Ok, how long it gonna take them?
-France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly.
-US: MONTHS? WTF???! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then.
-France: I may veto anyway.
-US: Yeah, whatever.
-/tell Spain yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh*t.
-Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in.
-You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's ALT?
-Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buffbots, but we're soloing, now.
-US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there.

[Anonymous]

good shit good shit. i like the little car that was carrying what looks like a nuclear weapon....great job guys, im sure he got fired real quick/.

[Ketamininja]

ROFL!

That IM log was hilarious! That is getting FW'd round my work...
I'm disappointed it doesn't mention the UK..

[Anonymous]

I loved the RL MMORPG thing. It's going up on my site.

[Anonymous]

lol this is what happens when the US searches the Iraq, they sneak the important stuff out the back door, i guess a little too quickly/

[Anonymous]

/ignore North Korea
Hahahahahahaha! That's hilarious!!! Already saw the pictures though.
/twothumbsup
/ignore Zink

[Anonymous]

good stuff

yeah i don't understand why we ignore korea, i dont trust them

[Ketamininja]

ARghh, some emails I got from around my work today:

Just for looks:
http://www.holymoly.co.uk/personality.html

Joke:
Subject: The missing cock!


The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing!

The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up

[Anonymous]

ELVIS LIVES!!!!!!!!

**goes off muttering  "I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT!**

[Anonymous]

lmao a goat .... once again, i must sing: "sheep go to heaven and goats go to hell"

[Anonymous]

Yes they do, Grim.