Sared - He's Okay, It Was A Hoax

[Fuse]

I just got this email back from him.

So I woke up about twenty minutes ago to find some really freak-odd e-mails in my in-box. Yall care to tell me what is going on here? Jeyk, I'll try to call you ASAP, and either of you feel free to call me on my cell, xxxxxxxxxx.
-Aaron 'Sared'

[Tbone]

Ok, well Fuse is talking to Sared on the phone. I set him up on a temp account so he can take a look at the convo for himself. I guess that pretty much confirms he is alive. Heh.

[Fuse]

I guess that pretty much confirms he is alive. Heh.

pretty much?

[Tbone]

Apparently Sared's laptop was stolen two weeks ago. Fuse talked to him on the phone. Whoever the guy was either knows Sared personally or was able to find out enough about him through his laptop to add insult to injury by fucking around with his friends. That really pisses me off, but I'm more relieved than anything.

Let's help Sared out be seeing what we can dig up on this sonicmixer2000@gmail.com guy. Just be careful - we already know he's a thief.

[Tbone]

Hmm, look what Fuse found: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Sonicmixer

That's where Sared lives. Perhaps the thief simply found one of Sared's friend's contact information. I guess he'll confirm it when he logs on later. If not, then the thief is really stupid to give us his email address.

Edit: Sared made a comment on the guy's profile, so I'm guessing the thief just found a friend's contact. In other words, no leads

[Fuse]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Sonicmixer
and
http://www.postpoems.com/cgi-bin/show_bio.cgi?userid=sonicmixer

Shows that this is the sonic guy who was referred to, but as T said, whoever took his laptop could have just used the name if Sared had it on his system.

Sared, if you didn't have this guys name on there and there's been bad blood between ya, I want pics of his face when you ask him how dead you look.

[Anonymous]

Shiro, load the "Furious Ass-Kicking Program".

Shirokumo: HAAAAAI!

[Jeyk]

Just got off the phone with Sared.  We need to send a beatdown to the guy that took his laptop.  Anyone here have any ideas on how to help track down the laptop?  That would be a nice little felony charge.

[Anonymous]

I'm considering a side-trip next month from my visit to GA so I can go put some good old British smackdown on that bitch.

But, above all else, I'm thankful Sared is okay...

[Sared]

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
-Mark Twain

Need to sleep for now, I hope to be talking to all of you soon.

[Tbone]

Just to clarify, ol Timmy is one of Sared's friends, NOT the guy who stole the laptop. I just talked to Sared on TS for about 30 minutes. The gmail account was created November 14th, so it was made up based on the information the kid found on the computer. Sared had it stolen at a high school that was hosting a college class he was taking, so it's probably some punk high schooler.

[Anonymous]

That's still such a damn harsh thing for someone to do though.  Damn.

[Ketamininja]

If Sared can remember his MAC address (I doubt it), then I can see if I can find the laptop online, and grab the IP. From there, we can see what's possible....

But I seriously doubt he'll remember the MAC, unless he had to register it somewhere, or has it noted in any documents that came with the laptop.

f*$%ing c*nt - I want to get this guy.

[Anamodiel]

I'm glad you're OK, Sared. That guy had me worried.

We'll get him, oh yes, we will, my precious.

[Anonymous]

If Sared uses a router he may have been required to register his MAC on it, or with the college internet provider