Author Topic: What I would love to happen. (Read 720 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** December 24, 2004, 05:38:18 am »

Since I want to play The Matrix Online so bad but I can't, I'll just think of some wonderful things that can happen after the game goes live....

Like how I want to fight The Merovingian. But I want to lose! Don't get me wrong, I hate those exile bastards. Really though, how cool would it be to get our crap kicked by Merv himself?

I imagine it something like this: A handful of FA members just get 50 and we're pumping out critical missions like nothing. Taking screenshots everytime we see Sati and Seraph. But while in the group, Tbone (or whoever's in charge of the team) gets a critical mission in Club Hel. We make our way there and there are so many NPC enemies, we can't count them all. Their all dancing and humping and drinking and whatnot. Of course, we see Merv at the top balcony. As soon as we step in, we're shot at and fight and CHAOS ENSUES. We blow the crap out of every gimp dancer there and make our way to the balcony. Unfortunately, Merv says something and disappears, then Persephone talks about whatever, love probably, and we start fighting the Trainman and.. uh, Persephone! Cause she wanted to kiss Grim but Grim was all like, "No way! That's gay, I don't swing that way." And we start fighting and kill the Trainman but Persephone kills us all and Merv comes back to say, "Ztupid Zioneezts!" and we're placed back to the loading dock.

I'm not exactly sure if that's how it would go or not, but if it went ANYTHING even close to that, I would flip out.

At least we killed The Trainman....

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** December 24, 2004, 08:14:09 am »

You can't kill the Trainman, he has a beard.

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** December 24, 2004, 09:08:31 pm »

ahahaha!

actually, persephone would probably be confused by the high pitched and sultry voice of our very own zink, and think that he was a woman, when in fact the person playing persephone is a man, so zink can have his childhood dreams of woman on woman and man on man both fulfilled at once!!

sorry, zink, i didn't mean to jump to conclusions. i wasn't sure about the woman on woman thing until you tried to kiss me in the construct, but your captain got there first.