randomness

[Anonymous]

Get thee to punnery! Do you have a book, or what. lol

**You know, I was going to prcrastinate, but I put if off for another day.

oh, btw, , I always eat with condiments.

[Anonymous]

¿Qué?

[Anonymous]

The silly thread was funnier...

[Anonymous]

Dont be a kill joy.

[Anonymous]

no book ... just random things picked up and jotted down or kept from emails .....
and i swear to drunk i'm not god!!!  **btw god IS a woman ... haven't you seen dogma??** here's a drunk song for you ...

"sparkle sparkle little twink,
who the hell you are i think
up above the star so sky
some people pink and wonder why
some people pink i'm under the alkafluence of inklhol
but i'm not as think as you drunk i am!!
the drunker i sit here, the longer i get!!"

**i have more of those ... hahaha**

[Anonymous]

Heh, I've heard that before grim.

[Anonymous]

haha well here are two more:


BEER PRAYER #1
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(as I will be drunk)
At home, as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Forever and ever,
Pass the pretzels.



BEER PRAYER #2 (you couldn't have heard of this one before .... my friend wrote it!! )
Now I lay me down to sleep,
My 50 beers I pray I keep
Cold and iced and ready to drink.
I pray not to pour them down the sink.
I pray I find bottled beer
Far from the cans of yesteryear.

Now I lie back - not have to think
About the beers I had to drink.
Or as the room spins where I'm at,
I pray not to throw up on the cat.

I pray for time all for myself,
in silence so my head don't ralph.
To sleep in my nice soft bed
and pray not to hit my head.

Some silent moments for goodness sake,
I pray all night my head won't break.
And that I need not eat or drink,
For recovery is what I think.

Yes, now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my schlitz within me keep
But as I look around I surely know,
I threw it up an hour ago.

[Anonymous]

Next installment. Do you think Murphy is in the Matrix?  :p

Murphy's Laws of Combat:
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
 
Incoming fire has the right of way

Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire

There is always a way

The easy way is always mined

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo

Professionals are predictable, it is the amateurs who are dangerous

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: (a) when you are ready for them, (b) when you are not ready

for them

Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at

If you can't remember, the claymore is always pointed at you

The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack

A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush

Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you

Anything you can do can get you shot, including nothing

Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out

Never share a foxhole with one braver than yourself

If you are short of anything but the enemy you are in a combat zone

When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy

Never forget your weapon is made by the lowest bidder

[Anonymous]

word of the day:

arcanum \ar-KAY-nuhm\, noun;
plural arcana \-nuh\:

1. A secret; a mystery.
2. Specialized or mysterious knowledge, language, or information that is not accessible to the average person (generally used in the plural).

[Anonymous]

I grabbed the bag of Combos Cheddar cheese cracker....instead of the Pizza ones, but.....these arent too bad.

[Anonymous]

Grim, why does it take you a week to do each word of the day....
shouldnt it be word of the week?

-Cosmic

PS: im not knocking your WOD, i like them. I just would like them each day. dont leave me hangin....

[Anonymous]

Cosmic. Be happy.

I like cheese filled shrimp.

[Anonymous]

I'm happy!



See the smiley?

btw I <3 Grimkitten

[Anonymous]

hahaha well i feel loved!! okay, i will attempt to make it a word of the week. things have been busy as i am leaving for school in a few days ... and i might be internet and computer deprived for a few days (how will i survive?!?!) during band camp .... and don't say a word about band camp .... the joke got old a long time ago ...

[Anonymous]

i like camps.....