Author Topic: AIM Conversations (Read 1007 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** September 23, 2004, 07:25:08 pm »

Its time we injected the forums with a little life. This is a topic where you can post fucked up conversations that you, or someone you know, have had. Such as the "cyber" stories that on guy has over the net.....

It seems someone just couldnt wait for me to get on to edit out the links......

******: goatse?
N1GHTSH43D: google image search it
******: k
******: i dont get it
N1GHTSH43D: you dont get what goatse is?
******: no
N1GHTSH43D: do you know what goatse is?
******: no
N1GHTSH43D: <hacked>
******: give me a minute, and i wll
******: a picture or object that causes massive uncontrolled vomiting
N1GHTSH43D: hmm?
N1GHTSH43D: you seen it?
******: no
******: thats what the definition is
N1GHTSH43D: <hacked>
N1GHTSH43D: see for yourself
******: a man with a vagina and a penis
******: ?
N1GHTSH43D: that's his asshole dude....
******: lovely
******: and why the fuck is he taking pictures of that
******: and why the fuck did u send me pictures of sum guys asshole
N1GHTSH43D: you wanted to know what goatse was
******: damnit
******: why couldnt u tell me
******: why did u SHOW me?
N1GHTSH43D: unfortunately...nobody can be told what goatse is
N1GHTSH43D: you have to see it for yourself
******: id have rather not known
N1GHTSH43D: *steeples his fingers like morpheus*
N1GHTSH43D: you must free your mind
******: id rather be a blue pill
N1GHTSH43D: you must free your mind
N1GHTSH43D: if you break free of the matrix
******: i dont want to then
N1GHTSH43D: you can break the matrix's rules
******: i dont want to
N1GHTSH43D: rules about one's anus
******: id rather stay in the matrix
N1GHTSH43D: free your mind and stretch your anus to an infinite level
N1GHTSH43D: it is the only way you can save the human race
******: go ahead, ill stay in the matrix
******: and id rather die then see that
N1GHTSH43D: i wont lie to you
N1GHTSH43D: every one of us that has stood up to goatse has died
******: good
N1GHTSH43D: but where they have failed, you will prevail
******: i dont want to stand up to him
N1GHTSH43D: Goatse is everyone, yet it is no one
******: so?
******: i chose the fucking blue pill, now go away
N1GHTSH43D: the matrix is made up of a system of rules, cleo
N1GHTSH43D: goatse has to adhere to these rules
N1GHTSH43D: you, on the other hand, do not

lostprophets567: goatse has you
******: go fuck urself kael
lostprophets567: it cannot bend the rules of the matrix
Previous message was not received by ****** because of error: User ****** is not available.

Kael is uh.....a little strange.....I messaged him because I was bored and uh......he kinda needed me to this "goatse" and sent me this convo with it......I suggest no one see this picture EVER.

Edit: If you guys want me to edit out the link, I will. until I get someone saying something, however, i will not.

Anonymous · « **Reply #1 on:** September 23, 2004, 10:10:26 pm »

Thanks, seeing cock and someone holding open their bloody asshole is cool.By the way, whatever happened to those instructions on having sex with dolphins, geese and dead bodies?

Anonymous · « **Reply #2 on:** September 23, 2004, 11:01:45 pm »

Heheh, funny conversation. I didn't click on the links and I certainly don't plan to now.

Tbone · « **Reply #3 on:** September 23, 2004, 11:13:12 pm »

Please edit out the links. I'm sure it violates likwidtek's TOS to have links to porn on this site.

Anonymous · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2004, 12:18:41 am »

It was good for a smile Luv, I liked how you kept usaing the matrix to relate to an asshole. Nice correlation.

Anonymous · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2004, 06:08:55 pm »

Hmm....ok.

Uh, Eclipse, it's too bad I wasnt the one having the conversation, eh eclipse? Maybe if you had read the diclaimer (much like you should have elihog) you would have seen both that it was not me and not to edit it out. But I guess you are too lazy or something?