I'm right, everybody else is wrong

[Anonymous]

"Children are the lanterns that light our way through the world. Be sure to douse them properly in kerosene before lighting."

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did'."
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

[Anonymous]

Beer is the nectar of the gods, meaning me. Oronos being satan can have a mineral water, but thats it.

[Anonymous]

Satan actually represents Dionysus, the greek God of animal lust and basic instinct, because it was deemed as bad to be out of control of these instincts. Therefore, me being Satan means I am the one who should be drinking all the beer.

Biatch.

[Anonymous]

*throws a lightning bolt at Oronos* drink your water!

[Broin]

Okay who would win in a knock down, drag out,  no holds barred grudge fight between...

                Fred Sanford vs. Aunt Bea

And if you don't know who these people are you deserve DEATH.

Satan if you'd please take care of those who don't know...

[Anonymous]

Fredrick Flintstone vs George Jetson. Who wins? Guess Who? Fire on the Mountain, soda in the tree.

Btw, why is abbreviation such a long word? Btw, acronyms are suxxor!

5

4

3

2

1

1/2

1/4

1/8


1/16





Gosh, are you still reading this???

[Anonymous]

This thread is the BEST! I love it. You can hate me but This is the best ever forum topic thingy. If you don't think this is the best then you should have your head examined! **weeps for joy!**

no no no no no no the silly thread II was the best thread ever and nothing will beat it ever

[Anonymous]

I'm feeling very silly after having my special peppermint tea, and I'm really happy because I just typed in the html required for using italics

Heres somethin to ponder:

Mutations:
The Furious Angels>The Pissed-Off guys with Wings
Pippman>Poopman
Broin>Groin
AcidicPlague>AcidicPlaque
Tbone>Tboner
Oronos>Oreonose
Muse>Fuse
Lithium>Ion
Itatchi>Hitatchi
Ajax>Pine-Sol
Erebus>Succubus
Wolf>Worf

Hybrids:
AcidicReflux (AcidicPlague and Redux)


I'll be adding more later. I just gosta gets me some more of this tea!

[Anonymous]

Canadians < 0. Nuff said.

[Anonymous]

Hey Gillette.  You really hate Canadians hey ?

Canada is not such a bad place you know.  Yeah it gets pretty cold during winter and we have Oz but aside that I like it.

At least, we know how to vote

[Anonymous]

i think he meant no one is better than canadians, either that or you suck.

[Broin]

Oh no... Core...?  Say it isn't so.... You aren't Canadian are you?  So sorry so very very sorry....    

[Anonymous]

We were going to invade Canada back in '82... but it was decided that the cost of hiring a troop of cub scouts and outfitting them with air rifles and plenty of bb's would cost more than Canada was worth (even under Reaganomics), so the idea was shelved.

[Anonymous]

Damn right I'm Canadian.

At least our top guy can say "nuclear" and doesn't choke on pretzels.

And when we talk about americans invading Canada I guess we just have different priorities.  We'd rather take care of people when they're sick and educate kids instead of buying Tomahawk missiles and invading other countries for no good reason.

Why would we need an army anyway ?  We live close to a great lightning rod.

Just kidding.

Flame on.  Again.

[Anonymous]

Worf, that's awesome,I'm a klignon fron an inferior Star Trek series