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Worst Customer Service EVER!
« on: December 11, 2006, 03:15:02 pm »
Holy fucking shit.  This is amazing to listen to.  It's about 20 minutes long...trust me, though, you won't get bored.  Verizon sucks!  Enjoy!


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Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2006, 04:02:05 pm »
I can understand the Verizon reps confusion because he didn't state his goal at the very beginning. Instead he tried to explain the reason. So they had no idea what he was getting at. Yes they're stupid, but even stupid people recognize goals.

I have a feeling this conversation could have been shortened if he started off this way and kept hammering it into their heads. "look, I've been charged 71 dollars, I should only be charged 71 cents." If you listen to the entire thing, he's never once says that.
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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2006, 04:03:39 pm »
lmao .002 cents is 2 1 thousandths of a cent thats funny. Math is fun isn't it? hehe

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 04:15:55 pm »
Damn, I'm completely speechless!

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 06:18:47 pm »
It only takes 6 month to be supervisior in Verzion?
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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2006, 07:12:03 pm »
I'm glad I'm with Cingular.  At least they know why they're charging me ungodly amounts.  :)

But yeah, I'm with Dag.  The guy should have just said "You're charging me in dollars, when I was quoted in cents.  Hence I should only have to pay 71 cents."

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2006, 08:40:58 pm »
this is so fucking AMAZINGLY awesome.  Wow they need math lessons.
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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2006, 08:42:28 pm »
Why didn't he just say that I should be charged .00002 dollars per kilobyte?
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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2006, 11:33:24 pm »
Sprint. /dance

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2006, 12:49:47 am »
Quote from: "Eroz"
Why didn't he just say that I should be charged .00002 dollars per kilobyte?


IT wouldn't matter.. they can't differentiate between .002 dollars and .002 cents..
What is probably says is .002.. they assume that its cents because of the decimal so they are infact confused themselves.. what they should have told him obviously is .002 dollars per kilobyte or minute but because all it shows is .002 they think its .002 cents..

If that were me.. I would contact a lawyer..
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furthermore.. the guy that said he had been a manager for 1.5 years... the guy should have said.. do you recognize a difference between 1.5 years and 1.5 months...

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2006, 09:01:52 am »
lol thats hilarious...

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2006, 09:32:07 am »
"It's a matter of opinion"

That's just classic.

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2006, 02:21:46 pm »
Oh my fucking god.  I wanted to reach through the computer, through that guy's phone, and strangle that lady. What a complete idiot.  The first guy as well.  Both of them should be fired.  Or sent back to elementary school where you learn about decimal places.  

I can only hope that the people at T-Mobile know how to do their math correctly. :(

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2006, 03:50:26 am »
http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/businessSolutions/global/globalaccesspriceandcoverage.jsp?section=smallMediumBusiness

$0.002/KB      Canada

If they went to their own website, would they read that dollar sign ($) as a dollar or as cents?
Idiots!

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Re: Worst Customer Service EVER!
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2006, 07:02:02 pm »
So he should be charged 1/5 of a cent per kilobyte, but since people can't read and told him cents he should be in the right.
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