Getting to Know You

[Anonymous]

So, are you a professional??  The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
































The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

































Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?





































Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.



According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.

Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

[Anonymous]

lol that was good

[Anonymous]

Nice.

[Anonymous]

I seen them before a while ago i got only the 3rd 1 right lol.

i spend a while figureing how to get the first 1 right i in the end ended up with
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

take the word refrigerator, take turn it backwards
rotaregirfer
then get rid of the rotare
girfer
add an a an f and take away the r
and voi la giraffe.

But it was wrong.

1 more thing, have u ever seen a refrigirator that it big enuf to put a giraffe in, or an elephant for that matter, or an elephant or giraffe small enuf to fit in a fridge.

another thing, dont lions eat giraffes n elephants n stuff, if i was an elephant i wouldn't want to go to a "meeting"(buffet) with giraffes and crocodiles. all seems stupid to me

 :?

[Anonymous]

LOL nice this was cute

[Anonymous]

I got every single one of them wrong.

But I think it probably says something about my state of mind that I answered the first two questions "chop him up"  

[Anonymous]

LOL That's exactly what I said Muse, well..duh,
1) you cut it up, and put it in ziplock bags...
2) throw some peanuts inside..
3) the lions..cause they are hosting it
4) use your matrix ability and jump?

[Anonymous]

I refuse to give my "results" :-)

Really funny.. and it's true, we all try to think of a complicated and difficult solution.

[Anonymous]

I would have just found a way around the river......or built a bridge. But then again, its not really croc infested at the time. Therefore, i state that this test is faulty.

[likwidtek]

I got every single one of them wrong.

But I think it probably says something about my state of mind that I answered the first two questions "chop him up"  

Lol that was my answer to the first 3!  Chop him up into pieces!

I wish i was more simple minded.  

[Anonymous]

wow guys was i the only one that got all the questions right? =*( that sux. im soooo alone...

Zink

[likwidtek]

lol just means that you have the mind of a 4 year old.  hee hee

[Anonymous]

hmmm i feel so stupid... ARRRRRRRR!!! oh well i shall wear my coned hat with dignity...                      

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