A kink in the plumbing

[Manic Velocity]

Going in for an MRI in a few hours.  The idea of a giant magnet that can see inside my body and convert what it sees into data which can then be displayed on a computer screen, is nothing short of sorcery to me.  This is probably what all those Christians felt like in the 14th century.

Hopefully the doctors will be burned at the stake shortly afterwards.  Right after they give me their mystical healing potions.

Wish me luck!

[NoCry]

good luck; my wife had that and the pictures are amazing!

[Pirus]

lol geez nocry you make it sound like glamour shots well good luck manic I hope everything comes out ok.

[Ash]

...well good luck manic I hope everything comes out ok.

Eww... By that I think he means he hopes everything "turns" out to be ok.

As do I.

[Anonymous]

Yeah same here, don't know how that went but hope your results are a clean bill of health.  Keep us posted man.

[Anamodiel]

I wish you luck my good buddy!

(It sounded weird saying "good luck my good buddy").

[Tecknik]

MRIs are fun.  I've had two MRIs, and one MRA.  Everyone complains about them being loud and confining...  I went to sleep.

[Manic Velocity]

Well, I'm now convinced I have telekinetic abilities.  I was 20 minutes into the thing and I thought "What if something goes wrong?"  About five minutes later the nurse walks in and says there was a "blip" in the readouts.  The machine malfunctioned and I have to go back in tomorrow.

The MRI itself isn't so bad, so much as the "No eating for 9 hours before the procedure" rule.  That part was hell.  I had a big breakfast at 8, and then drank water for the rest of the day.  And I get to do it all over again tomorrow.  

But they pumped me full of a radioactive isotope so they could see how fluid traveled through my urinary track.  That was kinda cool.

[Anamodiel]

Hahahahahha. (I'm laughing because you have to go again and how much it sucks) Poor Manic. Good luck tomorrow!

[Anonymous]

I love how Ana went from good luck to laughing at your misfortune in the space of a few posts :-P

Hope your, you know, bits, are okay

[Anamodiel]

Nah, I was just laughing at how ridiculous that is. I feel bad for him, but it's one of those funny circumstances that you can't help not laughing at.

[Manic Velocity]

It really is kinda funny.  Not much I can do about it, so there's no point in getting upset.  I'll just take pleasure in the fantasy of my bending the rules of the matrix to break the MRI machine.  

[Anonymous]

"Agents are being dispatched to your location."

[Manic Velocity]

lol agent nubs!  i'm in ur matrix, dodging ur bullets!

[Fuse]

"He can not find out about the bug in his penis"

Can you imagine the contraption to remove that one? OUCH!