Who Would Win

[Anonymous]

Hey Guys,

I'm Making this thread to inspire a little more matrix-thinking...And it's a fun one, so don't get all sighy on me

Who do you guys think would win in a fight against somebody. You gotta give two people, and the reasons why you think that person would win. Also, if you think someone posted the wrong person as the winner, post why you hink think they should win.

Ok, so here goes:

Who would win in a fight between Niobe and Trinity?? I think Niobe, only because 1. She's a captain sho she has to have great skills, and also that girl can kick MAD ass...Please post your thoughts....

- Eclipse

[Anonymous]

trinity, she is the best female that zion had to offer. and she would cheat by using neo as a backup.

[Anonymous]

Ok guys, I think we need to have just one rule here: Bush, Cheney, Kerry, and Edwards ARE NOT MATRIX CHARACTERS! So don't bring them up, k? Thx.

Agent Smith vs. Deus Ex Machina - I'd have to say Deus on this one. He can just destroy the Matrix completely as a last resort if he really needs to.

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah, all characters must be Matrix Related. Hmm interesting Nat, but wasn't smith going to be able to destroy the matrix too?

[Anonymous]

i am going to have to say smith, he became so powerfull, the machines needed to ask zion for help.

heresa tag team match, the twins v the agents. i would have to go with the twins, they could just fade in and out and attack from all sides.

[Anonymous]

seraph or the oracle?

[Anonymous]

Smith vs. Deus - No, Deus would win because he's outside of the Matrix. He could just destroy the Machine City and all the data kept inside of it.

Twins vs. Agents - Agents. Even though the Twins can ghost, the Agents are faster with their reaction times.

Seraph vs. Oracle - While I doubt this would ever happen, I'd have to say Seraph. He is her bodyguard/messenger after all, and she wouldn't need him if her primary purpose wasn't to interpret events.

[Anonymous]

Ah yes, but surely the oracle could see his every move before it happened?

[Anonymous]

Deus v. Smith:  Neither.  If Deus destroys the Matrix it loses power from humans and eventually dies.  

Twins v. Agents: Twins.  Agents may be fast, but how can you dodge something that you don't know is coming.

Seraph v. Oracle:  Oracle was not designed to fight.  It would be as if Jet Li walked into downtown New York and whipped some old ladies ass.

Trinity v. Niobi:  Trinity played a very large role in their collective "fate."  She also displayed some intense combat skills against some of the most awesome foes.

Here's my pairing.  Keymaker v. Sati  

[Anonymous]

How about Mouse versus the bald "there's no spoon" girl ?

Or the "Lady in Red" versus the "White Rabbit tattoo" girl ?

Or Switch versus Troy ?

Or "building security guard number 2" versus "restaurant customer number 18" ?

Or Beavis versus Butthead ?

[Anonymous]

Mouse versus spoon girl: Spoon girl, damn, she is one freaky little girl.
Lady in red versus White rabbit tattoo girl: A tricky one, but I will go with White rabbit, she seemed as though she could handle herself.
Switch versus Troy: well, troy is a guy so therefore he will win.
Security Guard v Resurant customer: Same as the above.
Beavis v Butthead: Huillio always wins. They did it on celebrity death match anyway. Huillio won.

[Anonymous]

Spoon Boy (Rowan Witt). That's not a girl. You guys have issues. Or did you mean his sister, Elenor Witt who was another of the potentials?

So... Spoon Boy wins. Better ablility to manipulate reality.

White Rabbit wins. Lady in Red has limited programming. Limited to looking good and being a digital ho.

Switch. I mean... C'mon. Switch is ridiculously accurate with small arms. Troy would be standing around looking at the trails. Kung Fu vs. Shroom Fu? Kung Fu wins.

Restaurant Customer. Security Guards never win.

[Eroz]

By Troy, do you guys mean Choi? (White Rabbits Boyfriend.)

[Anonymous]

I was talking about Marc Gray, yeah. I was just taking a stab in the dark at who they meant.

[Anonymous]

Yeah I meant "White Rabbit"'s boyfriend.  So it's Choi instead of Troy ?

And it's spoon boy instead of spoon girl ?

Wow.  I guess that having hair is really important at that age.  That's like 90% of your sexual identity :-)

Crap I really need to watch the movie again.  It's been a while.