You know you play MxO too much.....

[Eroz]

Ok better one. Yor base your time off of FA time and not your real time zone.


While writing a report and you have to include a biography page on youself you put

NAME NAME was born on June 26, 1986, in a small hospital in the middle of the city. Little is known about the life of Jonathan before he became a full out hacker for the Zionist clan, Furious Angels. He was one of the first to receive a call from the great commander, Tbone. Although he was not in for long he quickly arose in the rank piloting a hovercraft with in two weeks of joining the Furious Angels. The Hovercraft Vertias is Eroz currently resides. Whereabout: Unknown."

And yes I ready turned this in.

[Anonymous]

Ok, its official I play to much MxO. A couple days ago at work I went to use a phone I actually asked where the hardline was. People give you strange looks when you do that. I lean back in my chair when I'm jacking in. I've forgotten what day it is in RL because I'm too busy watching the sun and moon ingame. I find myself staring out into space alot and coming back to see green code when I enter a new area. *sigh* I'm addicted but at least its an amazing game.

(or is it real....)

[Anonymous]

You know you play too much MxO when you pass up a parking space on the 1st floor of a parking garage, just so you could go all the way to to the top, and calculate how far you could hyper-jump from the roof of the parking garage.

[Anonymous]

You know you play too much MxO when:

- Your cellphone doesn't get good reception in your house, so when you're having conversations with friends, you roam around the house pretending it is a Data Node Locator handheld, using the signal bars as a indicator of how close you are to a "data node".
(Yes, I was doing that earlier today....it was very entertaining)

[Anonymous]

When you miss a bus stop, and stay on the bus for an extra hour and end up half way down the country sleeping....... all becuase you refused to go to bed the night before



Aceley

[Anonymous]

When you wonder how many people in suits with sunglasses will appear before the region crashes or times out.

Instead of thinking 'Haha, that's funny' you think 'lol' inside your head.

[Anonymous]

When you start dancing with Oronos naked..

[Anonymous]

WHY does he do that? IT MAKES NO SENSE!

[Anonymous]

hmmmmmmm.... k

When you keep wondering where the green tint has went...

or When your paranoid a landline phone is gona teleport you somewhere when you dial the number...

heh  :roll1:

Aceley

[Anonymous]

When your sitting in class with Phildoo and Dalimos... the teachers telephone rings and phildoo says " Is anyone going to answe that HARDLINE?"


(actually true)

[Anonymous]

*when you search to expliot the real world for 4 billion (i actually caught myself thnking that)
*when you search for the mission indicator to lead you whever your going
*when you say to you friend "can you lend me some info?" i actually said that to my friend one time at the movies
*when you see a cop and strike a pose and search for a way to search for his level
*when you constantly search for a way to expliot the world to advance yourself
*when you start up the launcher and try and type in your user name and password before it finshes processing (i do that EVERYTIME)
*when your at school parking lot parked in East Jabib and you try and use Hyperjump or Hyperspeed and realize your not jacked in
*when your walking to school and cars almost hit you and you figure you'll just automaticly superjump overthem
*when you constantly look for people in white and dark clothing for hope the real world is really the matrix....

yea back to stupid computer lit class

[Anonymous]

you skip class/work/whatever to play mxo (or download the new patch)

you shed a virtual tear for your RSI when it comes time for a character wipe

you jump for joy at the news of a character wipe because you are sick of looking at your RSI's nasty ugly face (psycidelicos actually said that ... he made his current char as ugly as possible haha)

[Anonymous]

You know when youve been playing MxO too much when...

...You wake up on the keyboard
(Happened me last week)

Aceley

[Anonymous]

1.) You tell your friend at work, "I'll trade you my Enhanced Lightweight Cowboy Hat for your Black Dress Shoes."
2.) You look in the phone book and say, "Damn, where's the Creston Heights (South Central) number at?"
3.) You go looking inside different buildings to see if they are dungeons.
4.) You try to level up an ability you think you have that's called "Common Sense 1.0".
5.) You are about to make a move with your girlfriend, so you say "/kiss Sarah".
6.) You try to activate Hyper-Sprint while running in a high school track meet.

[Anonymous]

Common Sense 1.0?!?! When did that come out! Damn, I'm behind the times! **runs to the nearest ability vendor**