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Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 11:41:51 am
Since it seems like we can have a flame war about any possible topic, here is my contribution.

The best peanut butter in the world is Jiffy, the rest is crap.  Flame on.

 :D

Edit: Oops I meant Jif instead of Jiffy.  Guess I spent too much time at Jiffy Lube, which by the way is the only place to get an oil change for you car, all other places are crooks and do a bad job and anybody that thinks differently is definitely wrong.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 11:43:56 am
Coke is better than Pepsi, Solo is better than Fanta.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 11:46:28 am
How dare you say the best peanut butter is Jiffy, when everyone KNOWS that you can only get the best peanut butter uwhen it has the name Skippy on it! You have insulted my favorite lunchtime food, so burn in hell! This faction is just not what it used to be, I mean if we can't choose a clan peanut butter, then who the hell are we? </sarcasm>

(PS: I do agree with you on the Coke and Solo thing, but I just LOVE Fanta's commercial!)
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 11:51:37 am
Smucker's. With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good.

Besides. It's all natural unlike those over-processed nasties Jif and Skippy.

By the by, what's Jiffy? Is that like Jif and Skippy's love child or what?

And the first Australian that mentions vegemite gets shot.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 11:59:19 am
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Ketamininja on October 16, 2004, 12:03:02 pm
Peanut butter sucks :P
I hate it.

FLAME ME!! I

;)

-edit- what the heck is Solo. It sounds better than Fanta, I'm not a fanta fan either!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 12:07:01 pm
Solo sucks.  Only DNL (7up upside down) is worth your money.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 12:09:49 pm
MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE SHIZNYT!  All other soda pales in comparison.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 12:12:58 pm
I am God.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:11:50 pm
I am Satan.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:19:32 pm
I am Richard Simmons.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:25:33 pm
Omg your tongue is so cool!!1eleventhousandonehundredandone!!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:41:01 pm
Gene Simmons has a cool tongue.

Richard Simmons has a cool... um... yeah... OH! I know! He always takes one for the team. Yeah.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Ketamininja on October 16, 2004, 01:46:15 pm
lol!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:50:02 pm
LMAO.

Let's compare them.

Gene Simmons: over 3000 women in his lifetime.
Richard Simmons: 0.

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:51:25 pm
This thread is the BEST! I love it. You can hate me but This is the best ever forum topic thingy. If you don't think this is the best then you should have your head examined! **weeps for joy!**
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 01:54:49 pm
Gene Simmons: Over 3000 women at one concert

Richard Simmons:Shown 3000 women how homosexual a man can be
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:05:08 pm
Hey Firstborn.  I like you man.  You made me a great sig but I have to disagree with you here.

Even though I started this thread, I feel like it sucks.  I don't really have any arguments to support this but since everybody else than me is wrong than this thread has to suck.  If you would have said that it sucks then this thread would have been great.

By the way, the earth is flat.  Discuss.

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:06:27 pm
Riiiight. That's why you were right about Jiffy, huh?

OOOOOHHHH!!!! BUUUURRRRNNN!!!!ohone!!!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:09:23 pm
You know what, I am very offended by what's been said is this thread and I think it negatively reflects on the entire faction.  I really dislike what's been going on here, and I think it is making me want to leave...

/sarcasm


oh and on another note, could any of you guys give me a little bit of a crash course in making animations work in Imageready, or at least direct me to an tutorial
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:27:14 pm
Imageready is really cool. For each animation "frame" you turn on / off layers and move stuff around on layers, change opacity, etc to make your effects. here's a link to a basic tutorial:
http://www.heathrowe.com/tuts/animationbasics.asp

If you have specific ?, let me know and I'll try to help you out.
**btw, which way did you come in?**
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:29:30 pm
No, thsi thread is GREAT!!!!!!!!! So are double posts! I like u 2, Core, but only cause u have a GREAT sig!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:30:26 pm
Quote from: "Gillette"
Gene Simmons has a cool tongue.

Richard Simmons has a cool... um... yeah... OH! I know! He always takes one for the team. Yeah.


LMAO
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:45:31 pm
Thanks First, unfortunately you still suck.  I'm afriad Richard Simmons has seen more action than you have.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 02:53:52 pm
Burn!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 03:00:23 pm
Macs have the best video games ever....
Nuff said.  I'm out!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 03:03:34 pm
Macs ?

They still make those ?

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 03:05:10 pm
Quote from: "CoreDump"
Macs ?

They still make those ?

:D


Don't come into my humpty bumpty and tell me whats made and whats not!

PPpPWWNNNENEDDDDD
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 03:50:37 pm
AHHHHHHH!

How could I forget paper and plastic :).


Plastic over paper.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 03:51:31 pm
No, you were right CoreDump.  If you think otherwise, your earwax has clearly accumlated to the point of  your brain activity being impaired.  But, HEB Store brand pbj is the best, IMO.

Levis, Coke, Chevy Trucks.  Apple pie has been replaced by mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Except  I like vanilla Pepsi and Code Red , and beer, much more.  No, I was right. No, I was wrong.  Youre nuts! No, you are!

Belly button lint should be the new currency.  Who would want to rob you and take all your money if you paid in lint?
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 03:54:40 pm
"Children are the lanterns that light our way through the world. Be sure to douse them properly in kerosene before lighting."

"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying'. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did'."
- Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 04:44:24 pm
Beer is the nectar of the gods, meaning me. Oronos being satan can have a mineral water, but thats it.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 05:45:10 pm
Satan actually represents Dionysus, the greek God of animal lust and basic instinct, because it was deemed as bad to be out of control of these instincts. Therefore, me being Satan means I am the one who should be drinking all the beer.

Biatch.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2004, 05:52:06 pm
*throws a lightning bolt at Oronos* drink your water!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Broin on October 16, 2004, 11:43:08 pm
Okay who would win in a knock down, drag out,  no holds barred grudge fight between...

                Fred Sanford vs. Aunt Bea

And if you don't know who these people are you deserve DEATH.

Satan if you'd please take care of those who don't know...
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 12:00:06 am
Fredrick Flintstone vs George Jetson. Who wins? Guess Who? Fire on the Mountain, soda in the tree.

Btw, why is abbreviation such a long word? Btw, acronyms are suxxor!

5

4

3

2

1

1/2

1/4

1/8


1/16





Gosh, are you still reading this???
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 01:49:42 am
Quote from: "Firstborn"
This thread is the BEST! I love it. You can hate me but This is the best ever forum topic thingy. If you don't think this is the best then you should have your head examined! **weeps for joy!**
no no no no no no the silly thread II was the best thread ever and nothing will beat it ever
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 02:18:36 am
I'm feeling very silly after having my special peppermint tea, and I'm really happy because I just typed in the html required for using italics

Heres somethin to ponder:

Mutations:
The Furious Angels>The Pissed-Off guys with Wings
Pippman>Poopman
Broin>Groin
AcidicPlague>AcidicPlaque
Tbone>Tboner
Oronos>Oreonose
Muse>Fuse
Lithium>Ion
Itatchi>Hitatchi
Ajax>Pine-Sol
Erebus>Succubus
Wolf>Worf

Hybrids:
AcidicReflux (AcidicPlague and Redux)


I'll be adding more later. I just gosta gets me some more of this tea!
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 07:34:56 am
Canadians < 0. Nuff said.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 08:44:43 am
Hey Gillette.  You really hate Canadians hey ?

Canada is not such a bad place you know.  Yeah it gets pretty cold during winter and we have Oz but aside that I like it.

At least, we know how to vote ;)
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 10:42:15 am
i think he meant no one is better than canadians, either that or you suck.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Broin on October 17, 2004, 10:50:27 am
Oh no... Core...?  Say it isn't so.... You aren't Canadian are you?  So sorry so very very sorry....     :D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 10:55:18 am
We were going to invade Canada back in '82... but it was decided that the cost of hiring a troop of cub scouts and outfitting them with air rifles and plenty of bb's would cost more than Canada was worth (even under Reaganomics), so the idea was shelved.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 11:04:53 am
Damn right I'm Canadian.

At least our top guy can say "nuclear" and doesn't choke on pretzels.

And when we talk about americans invading Canada I guess we just have different priorities.  We'd rather take care of people when they're sick and educate kids instead of buying Tomahawk missiles and invading other countries for no good reason.

Why would we need an army anyway ?  We live close to a great lightning rod.

Just kidding.

Flame on.  Again.

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 07:36:53 pm
Worf, that's awesome,I'm a klignon fron an inferior Star Trek series
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 08:00:15 pm
Quote from: "CoreDump"
Damn right I'm Canadian.

At least our top guy can say "nuclear" and doesn't choke on pretzels.

And when we talk about americans invading Canada I guess we just have different priorities.  We'd rather take care of people when they're sick and educate kids instead of buying Tomahawk missiles and invading other countries for no good reason.

Why would we need an army anyway ?  We live close to a great lightning rod.

Just kidding.

Flame on.  Again.

:D


And the most AWESOME thing is, the NYPD alone is bigger than the whole Canadian army.  Is this a cool thing, or a very sad pitiful thing? Discuss.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 17, 2004, 08:35:00 pm
I wanna be a Mountie when I grow up
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 12:11:05 am
i wanna go over the canadian boarder and get stopped by mounties cause i dont have the swear words on the side of my truck in english and in french.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 03:51:22 am
(http://www.mountedpoliceoutpost.com/catalog/images/BH002-.gif)
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 07:58:00 am
Run for you lives, the mounties are coming !

What a fear inspiring image. :)

As for the army size, it's really a question of numbers.   The population of Canada is about 10% of the population of the united states.  Last time I've seen numbers, there were 290 million americans and 29 millions canadians.  Just to give you an idea, Arnold (Aaaahhnold) Schwarzenegger governs as many people as our Prime Minister does.

So right there, if we had the same ratio of "soldiers vs civils" as americans do, the size of our army would still be a tenth of the US army.  

Since we're a peace loving people and really have no pretention to try and police the world, this ratio is pretty low.

I, for one, am glad that our army is this small.  Why buy the best slingshot to defend yourself when the next door neighbour has a M16 and that protecting you is in his interest ?  My taxes are high enough already, thank you.

The americans didn't have to invade Iraq.  A simple "Surrender Saddam or we'll unleash the canadians !" would have done it.

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 08:01:52 am
Yeah I hear that Canada is on of the safest places to live, Not sure where I heard that but meh :p
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 08:17:47 am
I've seen interesting numbers about that.

I lived in Tampa, Florida a few years and now I'm in Montreal, Quebec.

I came across crime statistics for major north-american cities a few months ago.  That included all kinds of crimes: car thefts, murders, breaking and entering, rapes, armed robberies, DUIs, drugs related crimes, etc.

Montreal and Tampa are about the same size in terms of population.  The number of incidents for each crime type, per 1000 inhabitants, was consistently around ten times higher in Tampa than it was in Montreal.

I thought those numbers were... interesting.

Where is Spiderman when you really need him ?
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 08:40:45 am
Err... Hit the brakes.

When did this topic become serious?

Canadians just can't get anything right. :D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 09:10:13 am
Hey man.

I'm just trying to start a fire in the barn.

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 10:49:38 am
I believe that it is actually switzerland which is safest, mainly becuase they have effective gun laws, in that, every single one of them over 21 has one. At 18 they go into national service, and three years later, every man and woman leavs with a uniform and a rifle, therefore allowing Switzerland mobolise it's army within 24 hours, which is bloody scary.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 10:57:52 am
Makes nice cheese, Switzerland.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 11:04:10 am
You know what would be funny, if Canada decided to invade Turkey.

"We're taking this country over, and we are going to re-name it CHICKEN!"
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 11:08:33 am
Switzerland has everyone's money, of course they're the safest.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 11:41:29 am
The best country is Lichtenstein.

So small that nobody wants to invade it.  Most people don't even know it exists.

If you sneezed on a world map, you might completely cover it.

:D

I really miss Bennifer by the way.  Western civilization will never be the same.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 11:44:43 am
A knights tale eliminated that idea. You want a really good country? Czechoslovakia.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 01:19:40 pm
Why Czechoslovakia ?

Anyway, no country beats the land of the Smurfs.  Where else can your house be a mushroom ?

:D
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Ketamininja on October 18, 2004, 01:53:47 pm
Quote
And the most AWESOME thing is, the NYPD alone is bigger than the whole Canadian army.  Is this a cool thing, or a very sad pitiful thing? Discuss.


Hmmmn, I think that says more about the problems in New York than anything bad about Canada...
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 02:35:25 pm
The Best thread is from Rapunzel. She had GOLDEN thread!
**putting a whole new spin on things**
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 04:48:40 pm
I just like reading this thread so I can see everyone's version of Gillette's original sig.

That is all.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 04:52:59 pm
No zingers today from Muse?  No opinions about Canada or the mounties, or how New York has more problems than Canada and a larger policing force?  Or even how Richard Simmons sex life is better than someone elses?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 05:01:07 pm
i can't believe no one has gotten my joke, or at least the movie that it comes from....pity.  ill prob mess with my sig, just....later...yah
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Post by: Ketamininja on October 18, 2004, 05:06:33 pm
can't think of what movie that is, but it reminds me of Monty Python Life of Brian...
The Romans get Brian to spell the latin correctly, and to write it 1000 times.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 07:36:12 pm
Quote from: "Wolf"
No zingers today from Muse?  No opinions about Canada or the mounties, or how New York has more problems than Canada and a larger policing force?  Or even how Richard Simmons sex life is better than someone elses?


Well, Richard Simmons does suck...
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 09:03:34 pm
ha ha ha ha, fantastic.  of course now the gutter mind is setting in, what might Muse mean by the comment Richard Simmons does suck.  Could she be describing his personality, could it be an opinion about his workouts, or could she even be describing a behavior that Simmons may be doing with... someone else?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 10:23:45 pm
I think
That you, sir
Are thinking too hard. ^_^
Zink, I have a gif you might like for your avatar.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 18, 2004, 11:48:33 pm
post it up, let me see. and has anyone see Canadian Bacon? i mean come on, u canadians need to see that movie, its worth it!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:30:06 am
Talking about canadian bacon (not the movie).  What the heck is that ?  What canadians call bacon is the same thing americans call bacon.  I had never heard about canadian bacon before I moved to the united states.

I guess it's like french toast, the french probably don't have a clue what that is.  Anyway, now it's freedom toast ;-)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:36:17 am
Freedom Toast and Freedom Fries... I remember that, it was the funniest thing i'd ever heard.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:37:29 am
"Anyways" is not a word. "Anyway" is. Freakin' Canadians and their weird bacon. You better watch out! Freedom Bacon is the first step on the path to turning the northern wastes into the fifty-third state. (UK is 51 and PR is 52 - for those that are trying to keep up.)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:39:24 am
*hovers finger over the "Canadian Bacon to Freedom Bacon Button*
Go ahead... try me....
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:39:26 am
Yeah.

The french were so pissed off by that that they renamed american cheese "stupid cheese".  I'm not kidding.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:42:16 am
It was idiot cheese. And for the record, anyone who eats processed cheese food has always been an idiot. Calling it american was a Madison Avenue ploy. Just like Canadian bacon. Or calling lead paint chips "wall candy." SuKaZ!

EXCEPT!

If you eat American cheese with Smucker's peanut butter and Canadian bacon on Wonder bread with French fries and Irish stew on the side, then you are teh winnar! (Just don't ask what you've won.)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 07:48:32 am
Ah those marketing guys.  There's nothing they won't desecrate to sell their crap :-)

Hey Gillette, talking about turning the "northern waste" into the 51st state, here's some news.  There's a political party here in Quebec that wants to turn the province of Quebec into the 51st state.  Seriously.  Nobody ever votes for them because they're clowns but it's interesting.

I think we should probably do like Europe did.  Have some kind of "North American Union" including Canada, USA and Mexico and have a common currency.  That could be a good thing.
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Post by: Ketamininja on October 19, 2004, 07:50:14 am
I've never understood the bacon rules.
UK bacon is by far the best... we just get more meat.
(http://www.littleweghillfarm.co.uk/images/bacon.jpg)

But other fandangled bacon get just small fatty strips!
(http://www.tomsdomain.com/recipes/images/bacon/baconserving.jpg)

So I ask, what type is Canadian, if either of the above?

I prefer Kevin Bacon
(http://www.eagle-sports.com/Photos/actors/bacon.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 08:09:13 am
The inherent problem with a NAU, would be that Mexico would join.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 08:19:27 am
Mexico makes Volkswagen Bugs (the old ones).

I think the larger problem is that Canada would join, but neither of them are spring chickens.

I'm just annoyed that I have to go through another country if I feel like driving to Alaska. Maybe I should just make an offer to buy Canada and gift it to the government as an endangered habitat for Cro-Mag... err... Canadians. I think I have a penny jar somewhere.

Disclaimer: I actually like Canada. A lot. In fact I own land in Nova Scotia. It's where I'm going to flee to if the November elections don't go the way I hope. Yep.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 08:23:27 am
I guess we would need to include mandatory daily siestas and fiestas in the treaty :-)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:08:46 pm
I am not liking all the small print that Gillette is putting in, oh, and just to show I have read it, I at the bread, what did I win?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:20:37 pm
Yeah Ket we don't get none of that streaky crap :D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:23:12 pm
British Bacon rocks, but you can't beat South Africa's one pig per rasher.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:24:19 pm
The only thing in the world more frighteningly disgusting than Canada is English "cuisine."

Following is a list of every conversation I've ever had that includes the phrase: I know, let's go out for english food.

1. This one.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:25:58 pm
That is probably because there is no english food, we take everyone elses.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:27:58 pm
And ruin it. Anyone that isn't english that's ever had what you all call food either spent a few days in ICU or died when their intestines leaped out of their throat and strangled them.

And I can prove it.

Only the english would eat a pancreas and thereafter refer to it as sweetbreads.

The pancreas is neither A) Sweet (Actually it is, rather, but it's still fooking gross.) nor B) Bread unless you're C) English.

By reading this line, you agree that all your base are belong to me.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:36:03 pm
"or died when their intestines leaped out of their throat and strangled them."

LMFAO that was hillarious Gillette

Oh and, can I come stay with you in Nova Scotia?  We could form a base camp and slowly take over Canada from there, and hell, Alaska while we're at it...and then, instead of gifting it to Uncle Sam, we could claim it as our own by sticking a flag in it!

Victory!!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:36:16 pm
Let's not forget about Scottish cuisine, mmm, haggis.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:39:39 pm
I guess Gillette's point of view is that only american cuisine i.e. fast food, is gastronomy.

Let's all eat McDonald's crap, get huge and die of a heart attack.

:D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:42:05 pm
McDonald's was started by a Canadian.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 01:45:09 pm
I guess the guy knew americans would buy that crap :D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 02:14:56 pm
or the Welsh Rarebit. Mmmmmmm.
Title: I'm right, everybody else is wrong
Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 02:27:38 pm
Well UK has one of the best armys in the world, want proof? Why do you think Bush had a speech written for him telling him to beg UK for some troops. Problem is our prime minister will probably do it.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 02:35:32 pm
In terms of etiquette, training, yeah we're pretty awesome, but in terms of size, pretty lousy. Plus all these cuts in funding and size... grr..when will it end.. the navy keeps getting smaller and smaller, it used to be a symbol of Britain's power and the best navy in the world, but it just keeps getting cuts.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 02:42:51 pm
Of course it has one of the best armies in the world. Anyone that can stomach the food has to be a tough bloke.

Seriously though. SAS is no joke. They're almost as tough as RoK Marines and they definitely have the operational experience.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 03:34:28 pm
SAS are always shoot to kill, and believe me they will hit you, having shot a no. 8 rifle I know how well trained they are.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 03:38:01 pm
Russian Paramilitary for teh win.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 04:05:05 pm
ill take me 50lb sniper rifle from a mile away that could blow not just your arm off but seperate your body from the rest of your limbs. now thats a gun.see if i could assemble one of those....i could prob get the pieces....i know i wouldn't be bothered by fbi or homelan security...i mean they dont do anything anyway? so i think ill be good. gillette gimme the name of it so i can start breaking it down and getting the parts.

training or no training, just have em stand in a line for me, i could prob pick off 10-20 of them with one bullet. if not more. delta force or squad, i forgot, some recruiter came in when i was in HS and was talking about it or something....i couldn't be bothered since the guy was an asshole let alone couldn't lead his way out of a paper bag.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 04:45:28 pm
British Army is amongst the best trained.

SBS and SAS are THE best we have.

Royal Marines are hardcore.

Paras are psychotic.

Ghurkas (sp?) are almost clinically insane, not to mention the Para commando one we saw.

Nuff said.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 05:44:02 pm
m82a1 only weighs about 30lbs. Redesignated m107.

Manufactured by Barrett Rifles. And you can buy them for about 7k from a dealer. They aren't subject to any special laws since they're just big semi-auto rifles.

Ghurkas belong to a category unto themselves. Even I learned something from the instructor we had.

And PJs rule all for being hard. SEALs wash out of PJ school all the time because they're too weak and can't swim well enough. Not that SEALs are that tough to begin with, but they can swim. I got my bubble from a SEAL and that boy is not one of my favorite people. Right up there with SERE instructors. Scumbags.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 06:00:57 pm
oh yah i could get all the pieces, got field stripping video with it haha im gonna pay maybe 3k for it max lol wuhoo!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 06:42:05 pm
Your bullets won't work on Captain America!!  Stop the madness!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 19, 2004, 08:41:26 pm
You've got it all wrong.

The best superhero is aquaman.  A blond guy swimming like a salmon in an orange suit.  Who wouldn't be afraid of that ?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 04:47:04 am
I admit aquaman is stupid, but the Hulk by far is the best, the more you hit him, the harder he gets, so he is indestrucatable.
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Post by: Ketamininja on October 20, 2004, 05:50:11 am
Haggis - now there's something that beats all other food. Its just a shame that EU laws forbid us from using real sheeps stomach lining now.

"British Food"... yeah lol, not really anything. Boiled potatoes, and veg, plus some cuts of meat would be standard. Some might say a "chippy" is your classic food, fish and chips is not really (cmon there are so many other countires that do better things with fish).

Military? Yeah, UK is established as having one of the best kept armiesregarding training and stature, but theya re certainly not the biggest.

Navy, as pointed out was one of the most glorious part of our military... until recently. Due to decommissioning, the French Navy is now bigger than the British.

ah well, who needs boats when the "enemy" uses cars as weapons?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 05:50:19 am
Magical Trevor is the best super hero of all time :p
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 06:50:14 am
Quote from: "Ketamininja"
Haggis - now there's something that beats all other food. Its just a shame that EU laws forbid us from using real sheeps stomach lining now.


Yeah, that was a right kick in the nuts. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 10:04:33 am
Talking about kicks in the nuts, that would not have hurt Iron Man.

He had an iron jock strap.

:D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 10:42:09 am
This one time at band camp... err... in high school, we were playing lacrosse. Which made sense since we were on a team.

Anyway, our goalie stops a pretty damn hard shot with his groin. It looked painful, but he was a tough kid and we figured that he'd just shake it off - after all, he was wearing a cup.

Then we saw the blood. Turns out his cup shattered. Shards embedded themselves in his nethers.

After all was said and done, he had to refer to his nuts in the singular.

Moral of the story: No matter how protected you think you are, a hard enough shot in the nuts will still take you down. Even if you are Iron Man. The real moral of the story is do not play lacrosse. Ever.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 11:29:05 am
Man.  Just thinking about it sends shivers down my spine.

A man can never experience the pain of childbirth but no woman will ever experience the pain of a crushed testicle.

Accidents happen.  That why God gave us two nuts.

:D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 11:35:19 am
ugh.... cringing.... painful.....
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 11:37:06 am
God gave us two nuts and some people even get a spare.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 12:12:15 pm
Gillette, all this small print really is time-consuming, first I have to copy the small print, then paste it to word, then enlarge it. All this is wasting precious me time.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 12:16:34 pm
How fucking stupid is it that our most sensitive parts and those vital for reproduction and so the continuation of the human race are just dangled in front  of us where any old lacrosse ball/ football/ knee can give them a good smacking. Oh well, that's nature...
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 12:18:17 pm
Ewww.... I just imagined the evolved man, with his testies inside him. That is just wrong, man, no guy should have meat without the veg.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 12:19:08 pm
Hey that's just your crazy imagination, I never said anything like that lol  :S
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 01:37:50 pm
Wanna know somthing sick?

Tough.

This guy was playing rugby (american football without pads and different rules) and his hip got dislocated, the impact not only popped his hip out of place, it forced a testicle into the socket in his hip.  The doctors didn't know so when they popped it back into place, his gonad was still in there.  It was never seen again.

The funny thing is he screamed so loud in pain that he ripped his vocal chords.

Rugby is a tough game..
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Post by: Ketamininja on October 20, 2004, 01:44:45 pm
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AGHHHH ARGHHHH ARRGHGHHGHGHGH
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 02:02:15 pm
oh christ...

::assuming the fetal position::
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 02:30:44 pm
*putting my hands on my ears, closing my eyes*

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA...

:D
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Post by: Broin on October 20, 2004, 04:54:04 pm
That was not right... just not right...  I say we move the subject on to less painfull things....

                               Question...?

Who would win in a knock down, drag out, no holds barred grudge match between.................

                                      MXO.Eris VS.  MXO.Walrus


Oh that would be a good one........   :D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 05:22:49 pm
No holds barred?

Eris wins. By STTN. (shot to the nuts)
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Post by: Broin on October 20, 2004, 05:25:56 pm
Ouch...very true...  But to be honest with you I doubt Eris would need to do that to win... Though then again....?
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 05:26:48 pm
Small characters again.

You should be a lawyer.  Remind me never to sign a contract with you.

:)
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Post by: Broin on October 20, 2004, 05:27:59 pm
Lawyers bad....  :<
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 05:30:22 pm
Hey Broin man.  You need a sig and an avatar.  :)
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Post by: Broin on October 20, 2004, 05:31:58 pm
True but that would mean I would have to learn how to put the sig in... And I am not to good with such things.  More of a point and click kind of guy
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 05:32:46 pm
It's really easy.  Gillette has already made you a sig.  You just need to update your profile to use it.
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Post by: Broin on October 20, 2004, 05:33:16 pm
Sorry for the double post but happy 100th post for me....  :D
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Post by: Broin on October 20, 2004, 05:34:00 pm
Then I shall attempt the impossible...
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 07:35:20 pm
^ double posting = bad but not as bad as teh 1 and oly luvy 11 posts in a row to find out aobut bullet dodger
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Post by: Anonymous on October 20, 2004, 10:05:42 pm
LoL oh yeah, that was classic...then the deleting of the post count....God...good times...good times.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 21, 2004, 07:43:40 am
We've lost three of our "old" members last night: Ari, Pippmann and Hybrid.  So I thought that I'd stick with the tradition but revamp it a little.

So instead of lighting a candle, I thought I would light a trash can on fire.

Fits in the MxO environment anyway.

*burning trash smell fills the air*

Take care guys.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 21, 2004, 07:58:04 am
careful, burning trash cans attracts bums
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Post by: Anonymous on October 21, 2004, 08:49:50 am
LoL jeez guys, I just read some of the pages that I had never cared to read before.

Kudos tothe following:

1. Muse for just cracking me up on the whole sig thing, then the Richard Simmons crack. Pure cynical comedy at it's best.

2. All the guys, that made me literally feel pain, as I'm sure we all can when we talk about things like that, that was fuckin unreal, al lthose stories. Gilette we have this guy at my school we call Uno, I'm sure you're smart enough to figure out why ;) And how in the hell do your rip your vocal chords?? I wonder does it like heal or anything....

3. Core for his revamp of the *light the candle*. Burning a trashcan lol...great....great!!!

Great reading...

Oh and BTW Flash was on Smallville last night. I usually don't watch that rip-off wanna be superman show but it had the flash so I figured it was worth it. WTF IS Aquaman's powers though? I mean I know he can breathe underwater, talk to animals....is that all? Oh and one last thing - Batman is *the* best superhero of them all. Refute that and die.
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Post by: Anonymous on October 21, 2004, 09:08:06 am
No, no, no CHICKENMAN is the BEST superhero. LOOK, in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's CHICKENMAN! **He's everywhere! He's everywhere!** :D
If you've never heard of Chickenman, he's from late, late night NYC radio on Dr. Dementos show, in the '80s. **Sung to the tune of 'Fish heads, fish heads, smelly smelly fish heads"**
  :S Hey, do a google on Dr. Demento and Chickenman! Waste a few minutes and see the lighty!
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Post by: Anonymous on October 21, 2004, 09:08:54 am
Hey man.  Aquaman has many powers.

He can swim like a salmon returning to breeding grounds, breathe underwater, wear an orange suit (a rare power), move his mouth like a Bass does and many other powers.

But I think the most awesome power he can unleash onto the world is to look that gay.  I'm sure it takes years of practice and hard work.  He even beats Robin, which is not a small accomplishment.

Go aquaman !  Swim like the wind (or the current maybe ?) !

:D
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Post by: Anonymous on October 25, 2004, 09:49:04 am
Sorry for the double post but I guess I have to light another trash can for Orasu, Erebus and Wolf.

We'll miss you guys.
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Post by: Broin on October 25, 2004, 11:19:04 am
Might as well make it a whole dumpster... :)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 25, 2004, 11:53:57 am
How bout the nearest city dump? Should that be sufficient, or shall we go with a giant flaming ball of garbage (ref. Futurama)
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Post by: Anonymous on October 25, 2004, 01:53:26 pm
Let's find a dumpster to light up.

Skullster is out too.
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