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FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 10:04:31 am

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 10:04:31 am

"Marine's Answer To Gun Control

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children.  Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD:  We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery
, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD:  I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD:  I don't see how... We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD:  Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!"

Haha - I love it.

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 10:26:25 am

Hahaha that's great, I wonder what the silence was for, perhaps she get's some money on the side..

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 10:42:32 am

Only one word to say to that interviewer.

PWN'D!!!!

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 10:51:02 am

BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: ArchNemesis on November 21, 2004, 11:10:44 am

Are we in a Restaurant, Cause i think she just got SERVED!!!

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: likwidtek on November 21, 2004, 02:06:21 pm

heh.  and ozari is a avatar stealer.

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Broin on November 21, 2004, 02:07:09 pm

National Proletariat Radio once again gets put in their place :)

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 21, 2004, 10:30:27 pm

Hahaha...Shut down by the marines

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Ketamininja on November 22, 2004, 10:27:17 am

ROFL!

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 22, 2004, 11:56:31 pm

As much as I dislike the marines...
I dislike reporters more. Props to the General. And Genral, if any of you know of him.

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 23, 2004, 12:56:21 am

Too bad its not true :)

http://www.snopes.com/military/reinwald.htm

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Ketamininja on November 23, 2004, 07:50:47 am

^meh, its still funny.

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 23, 2004, 03:55:54 pm

i bet it is true, damn bush and his conspiracy's, hes as bad as nixon. but more obvious

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2004, 08:01:02 am

Haha, Bush couldn't be anything but subtle. But that arises the question of whether his renowned stupidity is just a cover, a cover for something far to dangerous for any man to know, that the USA might have a secretly intellegent president. Wait, what am I saying! Haha, USA with an Intellegent president. What a joke.

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2004, 01:23:11 pm

nah hes texan...only steers and queers come from texas, and he dont look like a steer, so hes out of options.

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 24, 2004, 05:34:20 pm

but um... he's married and has two hot daughters, sooo MOOOOOOOO

Title: Marine's Answer To Gun Control
Post by: Anonymous on November 25, 2004, 02:18:37 am

doesn't mean its his, im sure his wife had made many trips around the "block" before she met good ole gdubbua