The Furious Angels
FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Anonymous on December 15, 2004, 07:25:26 pm
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It's that time again, for favorite IRC chat quotes! Here are some of mine:
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<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
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<Bash> Omg dude, I know what ahppens in the Matrix Revolutions after the big showdown with Smith...
<Bash> Rufus drop out of the sky and says: "MOST EXCELLENT DUDE!!"
<Ozari> And it was all just an excellent adventure!
<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall
<WireSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
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<Punker> We watched the 1st Matrix in chemistry today.
<Punker> And you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?
<Adonis> What about it?
<Punker> He says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI...
<Punker> And... have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol...
EventuallyAdonis: That's deep man...
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<Swanky> Why would you take a pill from a bald black man in the middle of nowhere?
<Warpunk> Cuz I paid for 'em!
<Swanky> There was a flash about that
<Swanky> Everybody started smiling as he was passing out.
<Warpunk> All your matrix are belong to us!
<Swanky> And trinity was just a cross-dresser!
<Infinik> Ha ha!
<Infinik>
"The Trinity?"
"The Trinity who hacked the IRS d-base?"
"That was a long time ago."
"Geez, I thought you were a guy."
"That was a long time ago too..."
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Submit your favs!
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The first one is REALLY old...
Last one I guess gets the pick... nothing extremely funny here though.
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i like em, funny, to the point, and a little stupid. all in all good shit