The Furious Angels
FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Anonymous on May 10, 2004, 09:31:45 pm
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What do you call a man who was born in Columbus, raised in Cincinnati, and died in Chicago?
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a man who lived in way to many crappy cities
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Ow...my head.
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You call him whatever his name is.
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Uhm, Dead?
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A furious angel because all the sports teams in Ohio suck and he's dead.
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I wud still call him by his name, even if he was dead.
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Yaya, Jester is the winner :)
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hmm well i only have a few words to say and a picture to go along with this post.....
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative2.jpg
Zink
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hahahha jester got owned. ;)
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yay I got owned! ... this is X ... =P
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rofl
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by som1 with an avatar that has babalons bouncing up and down.
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mmm boobalicious
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wow, I like this! I'm usually pretty good at sloving these things.
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lol ok i got one
what do rednecks call duct tape? (dont worry, im a redneck)
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"The only way duct tape can save you from a chemical attack is if you have enough of it to wrap it around yourself and suffocate before the chemicals kill you." Quote from my favorite comic, Lewis Black. Otherwise i dont know what rednecks call duct tape..... handcuffs?
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lewis black is the man
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Lewis Black is da bomb.
Anyways, rednecks call duct tape Chrome. lol
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I got a better redneck joke.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
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With his sister/mother watching? LOL sorry I didn't mean it like that. IDK what redknecks call duct tape.....clothes? money? house holder together stuff?
Ok I got one for you....
1. What crawls on 4 legs at the beginning of it's life, 2 legs at the middle of it's life, and 3 at the end? I know it's an easy one but yeah.
2. If you look at my face you won't see 13 any place, what am I?
3. The people who make it don't need it, the people who need it don't want it, and the people who are using it don't know they're suing it. What is it?
4. What is more powerful then God, more evil then the devil? What do rich people want and poor people have? - Another easy one but hope these make ya think and smile a bit :)
Peace
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1.) A human being (4 legs as an infant, 2 for most of its life, 3 with a cane at the end)
2.) A clock
3.) A coffin
4.) Nothing.
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I got a better redneck joke.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
tell his sister to bite down?
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LMAO, how bout making love to gopher hole?
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Close Ari.
Kick his sister in the jaw. HAHAHA!!!!!! COS THEY LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RELATIVES!!!!!!!!! GET IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol
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Whooho Go Cat - he got em all right. And I said with his sisters and them watching cuz you know yeah same thing as Soma said. Good one Soma - really funny lol.
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Wow, people really hate red necks.. I thought it was people from Alabama that slept with their relatives...
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to answer soma's question, if u guys already havn't, is to kick his sister in the jaw.
Zink
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With his sister/mother watching? LOL sorry I didn't mean it like that. IDK what redknecks call duct tape.....clothes? money? house holder together stuff?
Ok I got one for you....
1. What crawls on 4 legs at the beginning of it's life, 2 legs at the middle of it's life, and 3 at the end? I know it's an easy one but yeah.
(humans)
2. If you look at my face you won't see 13 any place, what am I?
(no idea)
3. The people who make it don't need it, the people who need it don't want it, and the people who are using it don't know they're suing it. What is it?
(no idea)
4. What is more powerful then God, more evil then the devil? What do rich people want and poor people have? - Another easy one but hope these make ya think and smile a bit :)
(women?)
Peace
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heh, Zink. Nice one.
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The answer to four is nothing, three is a coffin, two is an anologue clock. Don't know number one.
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Ok I think we settle this one.
Next: What does the K in Kmart stand for?
If it is 0° F outside today and is suppose to be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold is it going to be tomorrow?
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Knock Knock
Whos there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson
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Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
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aggry and puggry. ur puzzle is faulty.
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and meagry (i think thats how its spelt). lol
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The word is something that everyone uses every day.
Do you those words every day? Put em in a sentence, hehehe
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well they are words. so whatever. Well if you dont count those the answer is "the third word in the english language ending in -gry." hehe
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The answer is "language"
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What about hermits? who are mute...
Mute hermits? :)
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The answer is "language"
Curses!!!
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I'm lost.. how is it language..?
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Come on, new riddle! :)
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I have holes all through-out me yet my purpose is to carry water. What am I?
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sponge
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Using these letters: AAADDEEEEKSSSS complete this square. The square reads the same across as down:
R * * *
* * * *
* * * *
* * * K
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It's language beacuse just read this part.
There are only three words in "the English language". What is the third word?
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R E A D
E A S E
A S K S
D E S K
That was too easy.
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lol i know
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it not really a brain teaser, but its funny
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. * Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence from the top.
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haha good one course now i feel stupid...
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lol i did too when i read it
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3 men are traveling across country and decide to stop and get some rest. they stop at a motel and each pay $10 for their rooms. after a while the owner decides he charged them to much and called the bellboy down. the owner said, "i charged those guys to much, take this and split it between the three of them" and gives the bellboy $5. as the bellboy is walking towards their rooms he starts thinking, "how the hell am i gonna split $5 between three guys, i don't have any change..". so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each of the men. Now each of them ended up paying $9 for their rooms. 9x3=27, if the bellboy has $2 that makes it $29. where'd the extra dollar go?
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IT DISAPPEARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well thats just really an odd way of presenting a problem to fudge the facts. 3 men give a total of thirty dollars to the manager. He gives back five so he has 25 and the bellman has 5. He gives them three and keeps two for himself. They paid 25 dollars total for the rooms, got three dollars, and the bell boy has two dollars and 25 + 3 +2 = 30 so im pretty sure that the dollar is still there. The problem just presents it in a way that makes it appear as though it has disappeared.
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Ok guys we're goignt o have a riddle quiz lol get it? (riddle = wittle = litte?)
Anywayz - Riddle Me This.....
1. I am a token of ones love. I have no beginning and no end. What am I?
2. When you say my name I am gone, what am I?
3. You have lost me a million times, yet you still have me. I am always by your side. What am i?
4. The more you take me, the more you leave me behind. What am I?
5. What starts with "e" and ends with "e" and only contains one letter?
6. I was born at the same time as the world. I am destined to live as long as the world, yet however I am never more then 5 weeks old. What am i?
7. What can you not see that is always in front of you?
8. You can hold me without ever using your hands or touching me. What am I?
9. How does an octupus go to war?
10. What kinds of clothes do lawyers wear?
Ok guys tell me wehn you get those - hope you all go crazily insane trying to figure out each and every one - yup I do hope that. Anywayz no cheating!!!! NONE AT ALL! And if you don't know what that means just think that if you consider or wonder if any method is cheating dont do that method.
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1. Wedding Ring
It's too late for me to try the rest.
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2. Duh, A secret, some say silence.
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ok lets try
1.wedding ring...i think
2.i guessed secret like eroz
3.money
4.dunno
5.eye
6.the moon
7.air
8.gravity?
9.armed
10. law suits
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I got most of them except number 4, that one cunfused me alot...
Down the side of a boat the is a rope ladder. At tide out there is seven rungs of the ladder above the water, the gap between each rung is 27cm and the tide comes in at a rate of 30cm an hour. Full tide is in 2 hours, how many rungs will still be showing at full tide?
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The same number because boats float.
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Correctamundo
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I know that because this one time i was like HOLY CRAP! THE TIDES COMING IN WE HAVE TO GET TO SHORE!!!!!!!!!!!! but then i was like...........wait a minute.............were floating!!!!!!!
Puzzle Time:
If the distance from here to there is .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years and you are 5'11" with an average circumfrance of 29.5 inches in diamater, appropriately cordinating with the infrared radiation of your toaster building heat at the rate of 11.9 degrees per ten minutes how long will it take for the toast to reach the table already buttered?
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The table's already buttered? Great! That saves me a lot of time...
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I will never reach the table already buttered, you have to do that yourself. lol
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If the distance from here to there is .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years and you are 5'11" with an average circumfrance of 29.5 inches in diamater, appropriately cordinating with the infrared radiation of your toaster building heat at the rate of 11.9 degrees per ten minutes how long will it take for the toast to reach the table already buttered?
mmmm let me see, well .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years devided by ten munites, subtract the 11.9 degrees from your 29.5 inches of diameter times your height (5'11"). The answer is ..... umm 32975328542 milliseconds.
Yes, yes I know, I've got the right answer.
no... not really.
well does the toaster automatically butter your toast for you?
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There are toasters that butter toast for you? I have been missing out.
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We gotta gets us one of those automatic butterer toaster machines. Just imagine not having to lift a hand to butter toast.. ever again....
Anyway back to the teaser..
What exactly is the answer Soma? Seems to me like its either going to be a mathmatical mess of an equation to work the answer out or it has completely nothing to do with the figures.
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Ok guys we're goignt o have a riddle quiz lol get it? (riddle = wittle = litte?)
Anywayz - Riddle Me This.....
1. I am a token of ones love. I have no beginning and no end. What am I?
Answer: Ring
2. When you say my name I am gone, what am I?
Answer: Silence
3. You have lost me a million times, yet you still have me. I am always by your side. What am i?
Answer: Time
4. The more you take me, the more you leave me behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps
5. What starts with "e" and ends with "e" and only contains one letter?
Answer: Envelope
6. I was born at the same time as the world. I am destined to live as long as the world, yet however I am never more then 5 weeks old. What am i?
Answer: The Moon
7. What can you not see that is always in front of you?
Answer: The Future
8. You can hold me without ever using your hands or touching me. What am I?
Answer Your Breath
9. How does an octupus go to war?
Answer: Armed
10. What kinds of clothes do lawyers wear?
Answer: Lawsuits
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can the toaster put jelly on your toast too?
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Well, perhaps a very sophisticated and very advanced toaster from the future can.
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What is Cooler than Jester?
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Jester dude........I like already said that one the answer is nothing....Sheesh... :P
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If the distance from here to there is .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years and you are 5'11" with an average circumfrance of 29.5 inches in diamater, appropriately cordinating with the infrared radiation of your toaster building heat at the rate of 11.9 degrees per ten minutes how long will it take for the toast to reach the table already buttered?
What was the answer to this one anyways??
It's one crazy ass puzzle
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awh thanks eclipse, I knew you loved me
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Ok someone call the patent office and patent this toaster
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Seeing as the toaster came from my puzzle whoever patents it has to give me infinite numbers of that toster for life.