The Furious Angels
FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Anonymous on July 31, 2005, 04:51:29 pm
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Better than one word. You can guess the rules.
Once upon a...
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time there was
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someone named bob.
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Bob had a
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sign that said
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Khr0n1ks thread-s better.
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Bob then burst
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a cap yo
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in that ass.
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of khron1k becuase
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he is being
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a jealous punk.
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Khr0n1k is l337.
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Kosila's 1337 also.
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Waste of time
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Neither of you
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are fucking 1337
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Sared's mom once
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fucked a kittie.
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so's your mom
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Indeed, she is.
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This penguin had
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a large teddy
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who wore togas
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ate teddy grahams
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that had AIDS.
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Which then gave
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it all away
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to sared's mom.
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Now sareds mom
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now everday has
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mutilated monkey genitals
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shoved in her
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so shall we
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dog food gangsta's
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any time soon?
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Lamest. Thread. Ever.
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so's. your. mom.
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soooooooooo every now
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Story thread? No.
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kitty is confused?
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Worth a try?
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i try again
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Restart the STORY.
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Khr0n1k once farted,
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but when he
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sat on a
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log he felt
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with his nose
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a freezing cold
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,sharp,shiny,stinky
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frog, covered in
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wet ooze and
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strained peaches juice
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. He then accused
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Sared of being
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his own mother
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but of course
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he was only
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really really gay.
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The poor thing
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didn't know yet
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that she was
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not a she
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but a shemale
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with a large
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overhanging and jugular
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left arm. Incidentally
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he left the
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oven on and
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burnt himself with
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a flaming chicken
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. Then he decided
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to go to
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not double post
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and sit down
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on his thumb
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which was burnt
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and it hurt
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a lot. So
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he cried lots.
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Sared's mom molests
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this thread with
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all her code
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but instead lick
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the very bottom
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of Nemi's mom
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. Another day we
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wake up to
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porn and chicken
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while receiving a
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new batch of
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cookies. Then they
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set off to
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*out of story mode* I think we should be all grown enough here to at least try to stick with what the original poster had in mind and actually attempt to piece together a story and not let our ignorance show so blatantly. These things can be very interesting if a little thought and creativity is applied. If you do not wish to participate and think this whole idea is dumb, just don't bother posting. Don't just post dumb shit and attempt to be disruptive because you can. Start your own thread for that. *back to story mode*
....take them to....
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*out of story mode*Actually the whole point was to make up a dumb and funny story, thats what these threads are for, and specifically this one.*back to story mode*
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*out of story mode* and this thread actually gives me a laugh every time i read through, theres a new surprise twist... its like reality internet *back to story mode*
the big cahuna
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*edited by Adrenaline*
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But the editing
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failed to work
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My eyes hurt
**POST 1700!!!!!!**
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by the blinding
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of nemi's ass
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that is most
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disgusting and disturbing.
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Meanwhile on Mars
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the kitty had
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a big fat
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piece of pie
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strapped on its
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big fat sock.
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When it decided
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to anally probe
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the sad monkey's
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menacing pointing grin.
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Out of nowhere
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your mom came
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and ate the
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scum from a
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bobcat infested pond
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which served as
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a big, huge
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opportunity for grim
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to go and
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strip down to
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a large overcoat
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and run to
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the nearest hardline.
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Meanwhile on planet
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Xena, there were
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lots of tribbles
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causing trouble. Sared
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ran around and
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took off his
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Sakura Ninja Bandanna
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to reveal that
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and revealed his
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dooms day device.
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Unfortunantly the device
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used double-A batteries
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and he only
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had a calculator
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and pussy emo
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guitar strings. So
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he grabbed the
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old, banged up
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vibe-like device
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lubricating it with
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peanut butter and
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engine oil from
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his Ford Pinto
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where he lost
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an old dog
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down the seat,
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but everything was
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okay after he
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went out to
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the seven eleven
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and bought a
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Big Slurper and
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a bag of
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Cheetos. A while
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later a group
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of silly little
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martians with weird
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masturbating circus bears
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(oh my god?)
Who could also
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throw gobs of
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mashed potatoes took
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lame goth music
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and died. After
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the yummy vicodin
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he downed earlier,
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he ravaged nacho
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kittens on spikes
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and tore down
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posters of Morpheus.
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On the way
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he drank some
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jack daniels (yum) with
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some liquid plumbr
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then he quietly
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fell asleep next
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to a burning
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portrait of the
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spamming king ademaro.
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Boy was he
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an awesome guy
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but sadly lacking
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in testicular girth
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so we said
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omfg wtf h4xx
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and sent him
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a phallic enlarger