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FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Ash on October 14, 2005, 09:32:11 am

Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Ash on October 14, 2005, 09:32:11 am: A couple pics of an car wreck I ran last weekend.

(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/3438/wreck15su.jpg)

(http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/4987/wreck27nm.jpg)

No porn stars were hurt in this accident.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2005, 09:46:57 am: Porn on the Beltway FTW!!!
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Ash on October 14, 2005, 09:59:59 am: 270 actually
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2005, 10:04:26 am: Bah. Should've known. On the beltway, that accident would have backed up traffic going the other way, too. Stupid DC drivers.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Kosila on October 14, 2005, 02:43:50 pm: Hey I've seen that movie! :p
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: ArchNemesis on October 14, 2005, 02:49:19 pm: ROFL!!! wow... i'm surprise none of the cops "confiscated" the movies...
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Anonymous on October 14, 2005, 03:05:30 pm: Quote from: "Yotogi"
A couple pics of an car wreck I ran last weekend.

AN car wreck?

/endgrammarnzimode

i like big butts and i cannot lie ....
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Ash on October 14, 2005, 06:28:27 pm: It's a sad state of affairs when grammatical correction takes precedence over porn.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Eroz on October 14, 2005, 07:21:54 pm: Wait I see an AV cable there. You were watching the porn while driving weren't you?
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Ash on October 14, 2005, 11:38:23 pm: First off, I said "ran" this call for an accident, meaning I'm one of the people that ride the big red trucks with the bright lights and loud sirens. I was not "involved" in this accidnet. And second I checked the DVD's they all are stamped "Property of Eroz"
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Eroz on October 14, 2005, 11:51:05 pm: I have proof that I was in another location at the time.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Heironymus on October 15, 2005, 01:11:24 am: prove it
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Eroz on October 15, 2005, 01:22:39 am: Proof: Eroz was no where near the Beltway.
b2   = Area(KLMN)
    = Area(AKF) + Area(FLC) + Area(CMD) + Area(DNA) + Area(AFCD)
    = y(a+x)/2 + (b-a-x)(a+y)/2 + (b-a-y)(b-x)/2 + x(b-y)/2 + c2/2
    = [y(a+x) + b(a+y) - y(a+x) - x(b-y) - a·a + (b-a-y)b + x(b-y) + c2]/2
    = [b(a+y) - a·a + b·b - (a+y)b + c2]/2
    = b2/2 - a2/2 + c2/2.
= Eroz not near the Beltway.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Heironymus on October 15, 2005, 04:42:38 am: *cough* making up crap *cough cough* So basically what I got out of that was Eroz is a porn smuggler??? did anyone else catch that out of his alibi equation? just me?
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2005, 09:17:36 am: Smuggler? I thought he bought them so that when one "wore out" he could have a replacement standing by?
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Kosila on October 15, 2005, 02:04:06 pm: Quote from: "Heironymus"
*cough* making up crap *cough cough* So basically what I got out of that was Eroz is a porn smuggler??? did anyone else catch that out of his alibi equation? just me?

Humm... I think I see it now...

>> cont' from eroz's equation
= b2/2 - a2/2 + c2/2
= b - a + c

Now lets verify by induction.
P(n) = b(n) - a(n) + c(n)

We must prove P(n) for every n that's an element of the natural numbers.

Basis: when n=1, Lets see if P(1) holds:
P(1) = b(1) - a(1) + c(1)
P(1) = rroonpez - ronp + lpoovrens
P(1) = (eroz - 1 + loves)porn
We see that P(1) is true.

Induction Step: Assume P(n) since P(1) is true. Let us see if P(n+1) holds. So we must prove:
P(n+1) = b(n+1) - a(n+1) + c(n+1)
Let's start:
P(n+1) = P(n) + porn
P(n+1) = b(n) - a(n) + c(n) + porn
P(n+1) = (eroz - 1 + loves)porn + porn
P(n+1) = erozporn - porn + lovesporn + porn
P(n+1) = erozporn + lovesporn
P(n+1) = (eroz + loves)porn
P(n+1) = smuggler

Therefore, eroz loves porn and is a smuggler.
This concludes the proof :p
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Eroz on October 15, 2005, 03:45:21 pm: Hey wait b2/2 - a2/2 + c2/2 should read (b^2)/2 - (a^2)/2 + (c^2)/2. So that proof has no feet to stand on.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Kosila on October 15, 2005, 05:38:43 pm: Damn it! You're right. My calculations are ruined :(
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2005, 07:57:59 am: ......I just started writing proofs in math... Oh god the evil. When you get full page proofs.... math reaches a new low.
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Broin on October 16, 2005, 11:52:06 am: It is confirmed... ECHELON Sattelite records do indeed place Eroz at the scene of the accident
Title: Funniest Accident scene Ever
Post by: Anonymous on October 16, 2005, 02:11:09 pm: Steve was telling me he was once called out to a RTA where the driver had a bootload full of illegal firearms. I'm obviously in the wrong job!