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Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Lithium on December 02, 2005, 03:06:04 pm
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-12-02T155528Z_01_DIT257314_RTRUKOC_0_US-CANADA-SEXSOMNIA.xml
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Tbone on December 02, 2005, 03:09:39 pm
"sexomnia"

Whatever...it's called waking up with a hard-on. lol
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2005, 03:45:48 pm
... He woke up with a condom on...?  Huh?
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Manic Velocity on December 02, 2005, 04:29:57 pm
Yeah, that condom convinced me this is BS.  If he was too tired to recognize what he was doing, I doubt he would have taken the time to put a condom on in the first place.  I've got a month's paycheck that says the guy knew what was going on before the cops showed up.

Sleep-sexing... I guess it was bound to come up sooner or later.
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2005, 07:10:57 pm
lol

"bad dream hunny?"

"no not really"
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 02, 2005, 07:31:40 pm
Close, but no cigar. Litarally. :)
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 06:48:23 am
I mean, I've had sleep sex before, but I've never had the presence of mind to put a jonny on, nor have I had to (being 'married' an all)
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 09:13:41 am
........That could have been possibly a wee bit too much information :) Well its total bs, guy put on a condom all you need is a 14 year old with common sense (IE me) to tell you he is "Pulling your prick." -George Carlin

I suppose its possible, but some pervert tried to use the same excuse to rape my GF>.>  He said he was sleeping.... I didnt beleive him and I dont beleive this wacky canadain ^.^ Sorry Styan :p

Here's what happened, he woke up and saw her sleeping, he got his brilliant idea and probably thought she was still drunk. He started... she woke up... he did some 'quick thinking' and CLOSED HIS EYES.. There you have it case closed :p
Title: Re: Good Excuse?
Post by: Styan on December 03, 2005, 05:17:33 pm
:p No worries White... I don't believe that wacky canadian either... and i'll bet ya 10 info  it was kosila :D

j/k
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Da6onet on December 03, 2005, 06:04:16 pm
If any of you visit The Learning Channel every so often, as I do, it would be quite obvious he is a liar. Higher brain functions are proven to wake people up, as the show I was watching was working with people with insomnia, "sleep-walking" disorders, and a control group. Between all groups, those who were forced to do math problems either when they woke up or were forced to wake up at say, 2am, all showed the exact same alpha waves an alert person exhibits when they are awake. That is not to say they didn't all necessarily stay awake, those that were sleep deprived faded back into a semi-sleep beta wave state and eventually could not continue higher brain functions anymore, ie, their writing became chicken scratch or ceased all together.

With that background story in mind, all of us who have ever used a condom realize that it requires some thought. Even if you wake up a horny bastard and just need to have sex, the few seconds it takes to negotiate a condom wrapper and proper application of said condom would immediately cause you to become alert. Now after the guy's brain realizes what he's doing, he'd either A stop altogether B masturbate C wake up the potential partner to gain consent,  or D say "fuck it" Obviously he chose D, and since statistically speaking it was a 1 in 4 chance that he would pick D, he's just a sexual predator. Whether he needs psychiatric treatment or jail time or both is what the judgment should have been. If it happened to my girlfriend, I would castrate the man with a serated blade, end of story.
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on December 03, 2005, 06:10:55 pm
interesting converstation.
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Eroz on December 03, 2005, 06:14:09 pm
I would go with a rusty blade.
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 03, 2005, 08:35:29 pm
spoon. rusty spoon :p
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Kosila on December 03, 2005, 08:55:55 pm
Quote from: "WhiteMyst"
I don't beleive this wacky canadain ^.^ Sorry Styan :p


Hey I'm Canadian too! :p


Quote from: "Styan"
I'll bet ya 10 info  it was kosila :D

j/k


lol!



Yeah but that guy is a f****ing bastard.

Drinking and driving is a crime... so should having sexsomnia and sleeping beside a passed out girl. If what the guy is saying is true, then the guy should have known that sleeping beside her is wrong!

The girl just didn't have a proper lawyer. :(

//Edit: bleeped out the bad f word
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on December 03, 2005, 09:38:48 pm
Quote from: "Kosila"

Yeah but that guy is a fucking bastard.


Why must you call yourself such names.

Quote from: "Kosila"

Drinking and driving is a crime... so should having sexsomnia and sleeping beside a passed out girl. If what the guy is saying is true, then the guy should have known that sleeping beside her is wrong!


Well at least you learned from your mistakes.
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Kosila on December 03, 2005, 11:30:54 pm
lol I didn't do it! I was asleep at the time in question. :p
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2005, 10:03:44 am
I would castrate the MFer with a rusty hand-carved spork but he lives in japan and at this point my financial deficit is making it a wee bit hard for me to buy a ticket.

However my GF is still friends with his sister (who is pretty cool) and we are going to visit there eventually, seeing as how he is a complete failure he will never move out of her house so when we stay at her house, it will be my chance to attack! :p

And DA6ONET's science is sound,  after a few seconds of doing anything above what your subconcious can acomplish with your eyes closed, he would have essentialy woke up. Besides, lets not wonder how he got the condom on asleep, how did he undress her, and find her 'vaginal opening' (or as my seventh grade life science teacher puts it, 'birth canal') while SLEEPING!? That's assuming she didnt pass out naked........
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Eroz on December 04, 2005, 10:36:27 am
If he does speak the truth, could you imagine the Coyote Ugly he can wake up with?
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Heironymus on December 04, 2005, 01:47:48 pm
Quote from: "Eroz"
could you imagine the Coyote Ugly he can wake up with?


Than he really would have to claim sexomnia...

people like that deserve to be punished by tacobell spork castration....

I say the plastic spork.. because..... the Death penalty is very sanitary...

Anyone getting lethal injection... think about it... the person administering it.. always uses a steral alchohol pad to clean the injection spot... WHY? afraid he might catch something in his DEATH???
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2005, 02:32:17 pm
it's actually for the safety of the person shooting up the prisoner :)
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 04, 2005, 04:00:55 pm
Quote from: "GrimKitten"
it's actually for the safety of the person shooting up the prisoner :)


No ,a machine does it now a days. It all has to with the fact that he has to be heath to kil him.
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Jeyk on December 05, 2005, 12:56:10 pm
(No offense, Kosila or Styan.)

Yet another outstanding, easy-to-understand reason why CANADA SUCKS OMFG BURN!
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Styan on December 05, 2005, 02:16:51 pm
None taken, however you can turn it right around and say the same about the states... the guy  that tried to sue mcdonalds cause his coffee was hot (go figure)... or the woman whose child was running around in a store and she tried to sue because she tripped over her own kid.  

Im sure there are plenty more... for both countries under many different legislations... its plain BS and unbeliveable that the crown has to put up with it.
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 05, 2005, 05:27:57 pm
actually, it was a woman who sued mcdonalds because she got a 3rd degree burn, and all that came out of it was her getting buttloads of free cash and now mickey ds has to put "caution: hot" on their cups ....

hey, we can't all take blame for the stupid people :p
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Styan on December 05, 2005, 09:58:38 pm
Bill Engvall

Quote

I just hate stupid people.
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?
You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,
never mind"
"I didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
was full
of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

"Nope."

"We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many
boxes it takes."

"Here's your sign."
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Jeyk on December 05, 2005, 10:51:02 pm
I agree with you on the states having our fair share of morons Styan, I just try to take cheap stabs at Canada whenever I get the chance simply for comic relief.  I actually have relatives in Canada (unfortunately) on my Grandmother's side of the family that reside in Ontario, which we visit time to time (waste of my life).
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2005, 04:05:45 pm
Silly silly Jeyk :p Its not Canadians we should be stabbing at, but the French! ^.^ They hate Canadians and Americans alike, so we can band together and destroy the menace!

And what about that guy who bought a really expensive box of cigars, ensured them against fire, smoked them, and then sued for the insurance money. He won. But the insurance counter-sued him for fraud which they won and he ended up having to pay the insurance company 50k or something :p I dont mind stupid people, who else would the intelligent make fun of? :)
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Anonymous on December 06, 2005, 04:35:37 pm
ha, that's about as bad as the guy who tried to break into a house while the owners were on vacation, got trapped in the garage, and was forced to drink flat coke and dog food til they got back or something to that degree. he won the suit against the owners, even though he was the one committing burglary.

or how about the guy who put his RV on cruise control and went in the back to make coffee? while on the road, mind you. he won that suit, too, and now RVs have to specify that "cruise control" does not mean "auto pilot" ..... le *sigh*
Title: Good Excuse?
Post by: Manic Velocity on December 06, 2005, 04:41:39 pm
There is no patch for human stupidity.
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