The Furious Angels

FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Lithium on January 25, 2006, 10:46:48 pm

Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Lithium on January 25, 2006, 10:46:48 pm: http://wgrz.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=34826
Title: Re: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Styan on January 25, 2006, 11:49:04 pm: lol... not that, tho i bet if i asked my grandma, shed get me beer... so win win
Title: Re: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 02:48:25 am: That is just insane!
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Fuse on January 26, 2006, 07:59:08 am: Look at this little punk. What I wouldn't do to get 5 minutes alone with him in a room with a 2x4. When I was done he would walk out crooked and the 2x4 would be missing.
(http://wgrz.com/imagepool/images/06125202114_beerbeater.jpg)

"Authorities tell Tampa Bay's 10 News Wednesday that Cass came from a troubled family. His mother is in prison on cocaine possession and sale charges, and his father is serving a 15-year prison sentence for manslaughter after choking a prostitute to death in 2002."

Let this be a lesson or 2, FA.
1. Cocaine will ruin your child, and possibly kill your mother.
2. Don't kill your prostitute - It may kill your mother.
3. If you even think about beating up an old lady, or a woman period, I will find a private room for us and you will get wood in your ass...

If you laughed at #3, read the first paragraph.
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Manic Velocity on January 26, 2006, 10:02:47 am: He probably played too many video games. If I remember correctly, Grand Theft Auto allows players to beat up old women.

This looks like a job for Jack Thompson!
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Kosila on January 26, 2006, 10:57:41 am: Wow that kid is messed up
Quote from: "Fuse"
I will find a private room for us and you will get wood in your ass...

You should do that to Jack Thompson too :p
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Lithium on January 26, 2006, 01:42:47 pm: I think you could hit him for hours and he would still look the same.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Jack_Thompson_%28attorney%29.jpg)
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Jeyk on January 26, 2006, 01:44:26 pm: Leave it to Floridians to be this dumb. I hate living here. It makes Canada look good, for the love of God. (I kid, I kid.)
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 02:55:55 pm: Quote from: "Jeyk"
Leave it to Floridians to be this dumb. I hate living here. It makes Canada look good, for the love of God. (I kid, I kid.)

*Sigh*

Sad thing is it is true.
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 03:28:35 pm: That kid... has one of those faces you want to slap, you know? Even if you had no reason to do it, you still would.
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Anonymous on January 26, 2006, 04:47:34 pm: Quote from: "Destyn"
That kid... has one of those faces you want to slap, you know? Even if you had no reason to do it, you still would.

Yes he does.
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Subb on March 20, 2006, 12:35:00 pm: Lol, beating up a granny ouchies! Well I've been filmed in a bath and I was convinced that my best mate's old man was trying to kill me with Potasium pills. =-/ God Bless Wales!
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Lits on March 20, 2006, 03:20:09 pm: Quote from: "Subb"
Lol, beating up a granny ouchies! Well I've been filmed in a bath and I was convinced that my best mate's old man was trying to kill me with Potasium pills. =-/ God Bless Wales!

Okay, I lived in England for three months and I still don't know what you just said... Translation please Subb? Cause it doesn't sound too good right now.
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Avzeke (Khr0n1k) on March 20, 2006, 07:17:44 pm: Quote from: "Subb"
Lol, beating up a granny ouchies! Well I've been filmed in a bath and I was convinced that my best mate's old man was trying to kill me with Potasium pills. =-/ God Bless Wales!

whahah...wow a few good laughs on the fourms today.
Title: What Would You Do For a Beer?
Post by: Heironymus on March 20, 2006, 10:06:23 pm: Subb... your fired.. you brought up a three month old post.... j/k
stop trying to get your post count up... :-D

AHH... I just put it at the top of the list again!!!