The Furious Angels

FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Anonymous on February 14, 2006, 03:23:14 pm

Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2006, 03:23:14 pm: ...I get an e-mail from a psycho bluepill.

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From: Smith [mailto:insurgency_web@yahoo.com]
Sent: 14 February 2006 20:52
To: therealdestyn@gmail.com
Subject: the One...

>15:51:08 02/14/06

CALL ME CRAZY IF YOU WANT, BUT I BELIEVE THAT I AM THE NEXT "ONE". I WAS TRAINING IN SENSORY MANIPULATION LAST NIGHT, HOWEVER, ZION PREVENTED ME FROM BROADCASTING OUTSIDE OF MY OWN SENSORY GATES. ANY IDEA WHATS GOING ON? ANYWAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO NEXT AND THE PEOPLE WHO UNPLUGGED ME DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS (THEY AREN'T TO CONCERNED WITH THE ORACLES PROPHECIES). WHAT SHOULD I DO?

>END

Any ideas on how I would answer this? :p
Title: Re: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2006, 04:08:07 pm: lol... /ignore
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2006, 04:09:07 pm: Some sort of response on how the Oracle has made no such comments that there ever will be another "One", and that Neo, by breaking the cycle of "The One", has essentially assured that there won't be another. Perhaps hint that he may need ritalin and definitely needs to work on his grammar, capitalization, and use of possesives (e.g. The Oracle's Prophecies vs. THE ORACLES PROPHECIES)
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2006, 04:42:04 pm: :O

Get him in!
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Kosila on February 14, 2006, 07:28:37 pm: He yells a lot :$ my ears hurt.

Play along: "The Oracle has notified me that you are the one. However, you must send me $100 via PayPal to verify you are who you say you are. I will relay the information to the Oracle once I receive the payment."
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Tbone on February 14, 2006, 08:28:13 pm: insurgency_web seems like a familiar email to me...
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 14, 2006, 09:17:19 pm: NICE DOUBLE POST T! Isn't there a faction called Insurgence? It's probably a stuck joke they're trying to play
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2006, 01:30:43 am: Some good ideas there :D This is the guy you might recall who doesn't even play MxO but wants into the faction...
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2006, 03:39:45 am: "I am afraid Zion has ordered that I cease all communications with you. They would not explain why, just that my career would be in danger if I didn't......................................AND DAMN IT WHO GAVE YOU THIS NUMBER?! IF YOU EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY WIFE I'LL KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"

PWND XD
Title: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2006, 02:56:02 am: roffle @ Kayda, nice :D
Title: Re: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2006, 03:19:46 pm: Quote from: "Destyn"

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From: Smith [mailto:insurgency_web@yahoo.com]
I WAS TRAINING IN SENSORY MANIPULATION LAST NIGHT

Is it me or does that sound a bit... sick?
Title: Re: Every now and again...
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2006, 10:43:15 pm: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, yea. That's a little weird... lol