The Furious Angels

FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: Heironymus on October 05, 2006, 07:11:00 pm

Title: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Heironymus on October 05, 2006, 07:11:00 pm
In a pod made by robots, born and raised
In the matrix was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, hackin', actin all boss
Talkin' to weird people on my MS DOS
When a couple of agents they were up in my face
Started makin trouble in my officespace
I got a bug in my stomach, and Morpheus started cryin',
He said "You're movin with people in the real world of Zion"
I woke up in a pod, all full of pink gack
there was wires in arms
and big needles in my back
If anything, I couuld say this was no pleasure
So I said "OH NO, ROBOTS! I'm gettin' to the Nebuchadnezzar!"
I. Got. Grabbed by a claw and pulled into the ship.
I asked if I was dead
Morpheus said "Far from it"
I looked at my shipmates
It was finally done
To fight the machines
as the Neo, the One.


when I found this I couldn't stop laughing..
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Fuse on October 05, 2006, 07:21:42 pm
good find.
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Bellthazor on October 05, 2006, 07:40:29 pm
very funny...someone watched to much of the french prince.....lol

Again very nice find!!!  :)
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Anonymous on October 05, 2006, 10:51:16 pm
Hah, now I'm never going to get the original theme out of my head.
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 06, 2006, 12:40:47 am
Oddly enough, Will Smith was among those considered for the role of Neo.
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Tbone on October 06, 2006, 03:18:43 am
Yeah, I thought I remembered that too. That's probably why those lyrics were originally made.
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Heironymus on October 06, 2006, 08:33:47 am
and then his wife got the part of Niobe.. :-D
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Manic Velocity on October 06, 2006, 10:37:27 am
<------------- Carlton was the original choice for Morpheus!!!  :p
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Subb on October 06, 2006, 11:04:22 am
Johnny Depp and Jet Li were also considered.
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Lits on October 07, 2006, 03:18:39 pm
Holy cow, how do ya'll know this? That's awesome...

As much as I love Will Smith, I'm glad he wasn't cast as Neo.. It would have given Neo more of a buddy movie feel I think, or too closely associated The Matrix with Men in Black.
Title: Re: Neo in Bell-Air
Post by: Subb on October 07, 2006, 03:39:08 pm
Johnny Depp woulda made a nice Neo IMO
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