The Furious Angels

FA Discussion => Off Topic => Topic started by: likwidtek on July 31, 2004, 06:49:34 pm

Title: Photo Caption Contest 3
Post by: likwidtek on July 31, 2004, 06:49:34 pm: Congrats to last time's winner Enoc!

Provide a funny caption for the following photo and win..... ... The respect of your peers! YAY!!!!

One entry per person!

(http://followtheangel.org/images/photocaptioncontest/calamarimatrix.jpg)
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Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 06:57:54 pm: "So, the plastic surgery really worked out, huh? Allright, let's go pick up a stripper with my hot new face"

HACKED BY LIKWIDTEK
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Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 07:00:44 pm: "How are we twins again?"
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Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 07:03:38 pm: heheh the picture alone is funny enough .... ;)

two programed twins with morphing abilities: courtesy of Merovingian
one really sleek car to drive around and crash on the freeway: stolen
awesomely smudge-free 100% uv sunglasses: $5 at walmart
waking up in the morning to find yourself in the wrong movie: .... priceless ....
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Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 07:41:44 pm: shit happens
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Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 09:36:39 pm: hey, an me 2nd place, but i got nothin for this one, lol
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Post by: Anonymous on July 31, 2004, 11:36:28 pm: "Naw dude ya look good."
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 12:04:36 am: arent you a little old to be trick or treating
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 07:41:09 am: twin1 to twin2: "this new lotion really brings up your natural face fetures..."
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Post by: Broin on August 01, 2004, 10:41:14 am: Car trip for Caviar…? Dude, come on… What’s wrong with you?

Broin
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 10:54:29 am: "Do these dreadlocks make my shell look fat?"
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 12:32:56 pm: "im taking my own stylists to my next movie, just look what that stupid woman did to my hair"
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 01:00:15 pm: Twin 1: I think your adopted
Twin 2: What gave you that idea?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 02:14:35 pm: Twin One: They cannot escape
Twin Two:sluurrrrp *gets fly with tounge*
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 02:19:30 pm: One: So... how bout them D'backs..
Two: Look, shut up. Just shut up. I've been horribly mutated somehow and we both know it.
One: Yeah, but...
Two: ...
One: ...
Two: But what?
One: How 'bout them D'backs?
Two: The Diamondbacks suck.
One: You look like a goddamned fish.
Two: Go to hell.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 10:12:53 pm: lol i like yours nobu....ok heres mine

michael jackson was a first pick for the wichowski(SP) brothers as the second twin in the matrix

but as you can see, his health has really gone bottom's up. :)
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Post by: Anonymous on August 01, 2004, 10:15:04 pm: sorry for double post, /bump lol but i didn't know fish use their tounge's to catch bugs? let me know if im wrong lol
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Post by: Eroz on August 02, 2004, 01:37:48 am: Programmer for twins: "Oh crap, I knew I needed to delete those Star Wars character from my computer."
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Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2004, 01:50:47 am: It looks like a lizard to me
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Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2004, 09:28:02 am: Its admiral akbarr from star wars so hes an alien.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2004, 09:33:52 am: I know I should have changed after the star wars shoot.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 02, 2004, 12:58:47 pm: TWIN 1: "We will defeat The One."
TWIN 2: "Tiouwb hdwyhx kuasn sdft san oiewgh" [yes]
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Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2004, 01:50:08 am: normal twin: we are getting aggrivated
fish twin: dude...shut up
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Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2004, 06:54:02 am: Normal twin: "You got something on your face man.."
Freak: "What, where?"
Normal twin: "Here, I got it."
Freak: "I love you man."
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Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2004, 07:30:37 am: ROFL Nobu thats classic! I"m seriosly busting up..
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Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2004, 08:32:05 am: mutant twin: dude did you first pimple look like this?
normal twin: uhh.. ya.. ya something like that
mutant twin: good.. cause i was starting to worry
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Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2004, 09:19:44 am: TWIN: What's up with you, man?
FISHHEAD: I have transended to the next level of existance!
TWIN: Man, then I'm staying here! *gulp*
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Post by: Anonymous on August 03, 2004, 04:16:02 pm: Run, its a trap...! (that's an obvious choice no?)

or how about.....

*sniff sniff* do you smell tuna? .... I smell tuna....
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 10:41:50 am: Who won this?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 12:03:57 pm: Why did mum always fancy you over me?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 12:50:07 pm: Quote from: "Mephisto"
Run, its a trap...! (that's an obvious choice no?)

Crap! You stole mine! Ah well...hmm...

"That green glowy stuff I ate near the nuclear power plant wasn't jello was it..."
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 01:14:28 pm: edittttttttt
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 01:25:46 pm: "...Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Mon Calamari's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel..."

Ice, Ice, baby.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 04:22:20 pm: By examining the structrural layout of that motorcycle, we've determined a weakness. There is a screw on the left side under the engine that, when struck, will fall loose causing the structural integrity of the machine to collapse and destroy itself. The only problem is finding a pilot skilled enough to hit such a small target.

I can hit it, no problem. I used to bullseye that bolt that caused Pintos to blow up in my Escalade back home, they're not much bigger 3 cm
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 10:56:13 pm: "It's a trap!"
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Post by: Anonymous on August 10, 2004, 11:35:11 pm: "Concentrate all fire on that Getaway Car!"
*turns on fishy twin, blasts him with rifle*
"Boring conversation anyway...."
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Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2004, 12:02:29 am: "Thrusters full speed."
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Post by: Anonymous on August 11, 2004, 02:24:28 am: Twin 1: Damn matter transport mechanism.
Twin 2: Maybe Vincent Price can help us!

Little dot in corner: HEEEEEEEEELLLLLPP MEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 08:42:30 am: I guess the Architect still has a few bugs to fix .
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Post by: Anonymous on August 12, 2004, 10:45:51 am: So...when is a winner chosen? (for some reason I thought Wolf's was hilarious...)
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Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 03:33:33 am: WHEN IS THIS GOING TO END
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Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 06:41:34 am: I love Nobuyuki's piece, it had me rolling if you want my opinion but alot of them are funny as hell.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 14, 2004, 06:44:43 pm: And in other news.....

Out of work after episode VI Admiral Ackbar took up a life of crime to support his habit of dressing like bo derek from the movie ten and his partner known as pilsbury due to his over use of flour as a makeup foundation were arrested today after a long grueling police chase......

You can't go wrong with Star Wars references.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2004, 10:24:02 pm: Any winners?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 28, 2004, 10:43:52 pm: Doesn't seem that way
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 03:04:11 am: I won.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 10:37:38 am: oh...
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 10:39:29 am: :D
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 11:08:46 am: Congratulations ^_^
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 12:10:22 pm: Ehem...

Well...

Thank you :)..

(I wonder how long this will take)..
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 03:53:47 pm: I would say that takes being a Star Wars fan to a whole new level
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Post by: Anonymous on August 29, 2004, 11:19:22 pm: :|>
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 12:20:28 am: I don't think you really did win, I think you're just telling us that you won
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 12:49:35 am: Bingo. :D
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 02:24:42 am: in which case my post schooled all of yours, and I shall be declared the winner shortly
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 02:24:51 am: Congratulations ^_^
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 10:15:44 am: i told you not to take the Merovingian's Sushi!
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 11:27:53 am: Twin 1: "There's something fishy going on here..."

Twin 2: "Oh give it a rest already! The doctor said it's only temporary!"
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 03:42:47 pm: Wolf wins!
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 03:48:56 pm: wolf, they want funny captions not wired ones,what does your entry mean.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 05:26:54 pm: Rom_ripper, it's a reference to Star Wars, what with the mon calamari in the picture and all.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 05:31:03 pm: oh got ya, i think i need to watch the movies again.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 05:51:28 pm: Can never have too much star wars... *thinks back to the 14 day trial of Galaxies* or can you?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 05:55:01 pm: Yeah, if you'd like the specific movie reference it is from Episode IV. When the rebel fleet is being briefed on the Death Star from the plans provided by Princess Leia, that dialogue occurs.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 05:56:36 pm: i remember now.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 06:09:09 pm: Just for note the new star wars movies suck ass and the originals kickass. They kicked even more ass before they did that stupid editing thing for special effects.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 06:12:21 pm: that is so true, but episode 3 does look good, it's tittle is a classic "revenge of the sith"
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 07:03:16 pm: This might be over but regardless...

"Must... blend... in... can't draw un-nessecary attention... must... blend!"
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 07:04:12 pm: cool post
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 07:43:18 pm: PassengerTwin: Say, did that seafood taste funny to you?

DriverTwin: Um..... what seafood?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 11:02:07 pm: sw rocks ..... empire strikes back is def the best ... and yes the originals are better than the new ones ... but the new ones aren't horrible .... just not as kickass as the original ones :D
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Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 12:20:24 am: Hmm....nice picture...idk who's the winner?
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Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 05:21:33 am: Episode 3 will be intense, everyone dies. Heck it's called Rise of the Empire. Nuff said.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 05:21:58 am: Episode 3 will be intense, everyone dies. Heck it's called Rise of the Empire. Nuff said.
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Post by: Anonymous on August 31, 2004, 07:57:09 am: Actually it's called Revenge of the Sith but close enough. ;)
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Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2004, 01:19:51 pm: I agree that episodes 1 and 2 sucked in comparison to episodes IV through VI. Hopefully Episode III will revive some of that old feeling