I'm right, everybody else is wrong

[Anonymous]

Yeah.

The french were so pissed off by that that they renamed american cheese "stupid cheese".  I'm not kidding.

[Anonymous]

It was idiot cheese. And for the record, anyone who eats processed cheese food has always been an idiot. Calling it american was a Madison Avenue ploy. Just like Canadian bacon. Or calling lead paint chips "wall candy." SuKaZ!

EXCEPT!

If you eat American cheese with Smucker's peanut butter and Canadian bacon on Wonder bread with French fries and Irish stew on the side, then you are teh winnar! (Just don't ask what you've won.)

[Anonymous]

Ah those marketing guys.  There's nothing they won't desecrate to sell their crap :-)

Hey Gillette, talking about turning the "northern waste" into the 51st state, here's some news.  There's a political party here in Quebec that wants to turn the province of Quebec into the 51st state.  Seriously.  Nobody ever votes for them because they're clowns but it's interesting.

I think we should probably do like Europe did.  Have some kind of "North American Union" including Canada, USA and Mexico and have a common currency.  That could be a good thing.

[Ketamininja]

I've never understood the bacon rules.
UK bacon is by far the best... we just get more meat.


But other fandangled bacon get just small fatty strips!


So I ask, what type is Canadian, if either of the above?

I prefer Kevin Bacon

[Anonymous]

The inherent problem with a NAU, would be that Mexico would join.

[Anonymous]

Mexico makes Volkswagen Bugs (the old ones).

I think the larger problem is that Canada would join, but neither of them are spring chickens.

I'm just annoyed that I have to go through another country if I feel like driving to Alaska. Maybe I should just make an offer to buy Canada and gift it to the government as an endangered habitat for Cro-Mag... err... Canadians. I think I have a penny jar somewhere.

Disclaimer: I actually like Canada. A lot. In fact I own land in Nova Scotia. It's where I'm going to flee to if the November elections don't go the way I hope. Yep.

[Anonymous]

I guess we would need to include mandatory daily siestas and fiestas in the treaty :-)

[Anonymous]

I am not liking all the small print that Gillette is putting in, oh, and just to show I have read it, I at the bread, what did I win?

[Anonymous]

Yeah Ket we don't get none of that streaky crap

[Anonymous]

British Bacon rocks, but you can't beat South Africa's one pig per rasher.

[Anonymous]

The only thing in the world more frighteningly disgusting than Canada is English "cuisine."

Following is a list of every conversation I've ever had that includes the phrase: I know, let's go out for english food.

1. This one.

[Anonymous]

That is probably because there is no english food, we take everyone elses.

[Anonymous]

And ruin it. Anyone that isn't english that's ever had what you all call food either spent a few days in ICU or died when their intestines leaped out of their throat and strangled them.

And I can prove it.

Only the english would eat a pancreas and thereafter refer to it as sweetbreads.

The pancreas is neither A) Sweet (Actually it is, rather, but it's still fooking gross.) nor B) Bread unless you're C) English.

By reading this line, you agree that all your base are belong to me.

[Anonymous]

"or died when their intestines leaped out of their throat and strangled them."

LMFAO that was hillarious Gillette

Oh and, can I come stay with you in Nova Scotia?  We could form a base camp and slowly take over Canada from there, and hell, Alaska while we're at it...and then, instead of gifting it to Uncle Sam, we could claim it as our own by sticking a flag in it!

Victory!!

[Anonymous]

Let's not forget about Scottish cuisine, mmm, haggis.