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« on: November 21, 2004, 10:04:31 am »
"Marine's Answer To Gun Control

Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other
day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him
concerning guns and children.  Regardless of how you feel about gun laws
you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and
US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
Troop visiting his military installation.



FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD:  We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery
, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD:  I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD:  I don't see how... We will be teaching them proper
rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:  But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.

GENERAL REINWALD:  Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!"

Haha - I love it.
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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2004, 10:26:25 am »
Hahaha that's great, I wonder what the silence was for, perhaps she get's some money on the side..
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Anonymous

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Marine's Answer To Gun Control
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2004, 10:42:32 am »
Only one word to say to that interviewer.

PWN'D!!!!
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Anonymous

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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2004, 10:51:02 am »
BUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2004, 11:10:44 am »
Are we in a Restaurant, Cause i think she just got SERVED!!!
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2004, 02:06:21 pm »
heh.  and ozari is a avatar stealer.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2004, 02:07:09 pm »
National Proletariat Radio once again gets put in their place :)
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2004, 10:30:27 pm »
Hahaha...Shut down by the marines
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2004, 10:27:17 am »
ROFL!
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C'mon bro, I got tiger blood.

Anonymous

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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2004, 11:56:31 pm »
As much as I dislike the marines...
I dislike reporters more. Props to the General. And Genral, if any of you know of him.
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2004, 12:56:21 am »
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2004, 07:50:47 am »
^meh, its still funny.
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Anonymous

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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2004, 03:55:54 pm »
i bet it is true, damn bush and his conspiracy's, hes as bad as nixon. but more obvious
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2004, 08:01:02 am »
Haha, Bush couldn't be anything but subtle. But that arises the question of whether his renowned stupidity is just a cover, a cover for something far to dangerous for any man to know, that the USA might have a secretly intellegent president. Wait, what am I saying! Haha, USA with an Intellegent president. What a joke.
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2004, 01:23:11 pm »
nah hes texan...only steers and queers come from texas, and he dont look like a steer, so hes out of options.
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