Brain Teaser 5/10/04

[Anonymous]

Correctamundo

[Anonymous]

I know that because this one time i was like HOLY CRAP! THE TIDES COMING IN WE HAVE TO GET TO SHORE!!!!!!!!!!!! but then i was like...........wait a minute.............were floating!!!!!!!

Puzzle Time:

If the distance from here to there is .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years and you are 5'11" with an average circumfrance of 29.5 inches in diamater, appropriately cordinating with the infrared radiation of your toaster building heat at the rate of 11.9 degrees per ten minutes how long will it take for the toast to reach the table already buttered?

[Anonymous]

The table's already buttered?  Great!  That saves me a lot of time...

[Anonymous]

I will never reach the table already buttered, you have to do that yourself. lol

[Anonymous]

If the distance from here to there is .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years and you are 5'11" with an average circumfrance of 29.5 inches in diamater, appropriately cordinating with the infrared radiation of your toaster building heat at the rate of 11.9 degrees per ten minutes how long will it take for the toast to reach the table already buttered?

mmmm let me see, well .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years devided by ten munites, subtract the 11.9 degrees from your 29.5 inches of diameter times your height (5'11").  The answer is ..... umm 32975328542 milliseconds.  

Yes, yes I know, I've got the right answer.

no... not really.

well does the toaster automatically butter your toast for you?

[Anonymous]

There are toasters that butter toast for you? I have been missing out.

[Anonymous]

We gotta gets us one of those automatic butterer toaster machines.  Just imagine not having to lift a hand to butter toast..  ever again....

Anyway back to the teaser..

What exactly is the answer Soma?  Seems to me like its either going to be a mathmatical mess of an equation to work the answer out or it has completely nothing to do with the figures.

[Anonymous]

Ok guys we're goignt o have a riddle quiz lol get it? (riddle = wittle = litte?)

Anywayz - Riddle Me This.....

1. I am a token of ones love. I have no beginning and no end. What am I?
Answer: Ring

2. When you say my name I am gone, what am I?
Answer: Silence

3. You have lost me a million times, yet you still have me. I am always by your side. What am i?
Answer: Time

4. The more you take me, the more you leave me behind. What am I?
Answer: Footsteps

5. What starts with "e" and ends with "e" and only contains one letter?
Answer: Envelope

6. I was born at the same time as the world. I am destined to live as long as the world, yet however I am never more then 5 weeks old. What am i?
Answer: The Moon

7. What can you not see that is always in front of you?
Answer: The Future

8. You can hold me without ever using your hands or touching me. What am I?
Answer Your Breath

9. How does an octupus go to war?
Answer: Armed

10. What kinds of clothes do lawyers wear?
Answer: Lawsuits

[Anonymous]

can the toaster put jelly on your toast too?

[Anonymous]

Well, perhaps a very sophisticated and very advanced toaster from the future can.

[Anonymous]

What is Cooler than Jester?

[Anonymous]

Jester dude........I like already said that one the answer is nothing....Sheesh...

[Anonymous]

If the distance from here to there is .000000000000000000000000000000000000002397 light years and you are 5'11" with an average circumfrance of 29.5 inches in diamater, appropriately cordinating with the infrared radiation of your toaster building heat at the rate of 11.9 degrees per ten minutes how long will it take for the toast to reach the table already buttered?

What was the answer to this one anyways??

It's one crazy ass puzzle

[Anonymous]

awh thanks eclipse, I knew you loved me

[Anonymous]

Ok someone call the patent office and patent this toaster