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« on: May 17, 2004, 03:53:37 am »
this is so damn funny... I read it before but it was still funny the second time.

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http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
"To the darkened skies once more and ever onward."

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« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2004, 05:38:06 am »
Thats all mucked up. Funny though. Well it's funny for a bit untill I got tired reading it. Theres some really desperate people out there

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« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2004, 06:11:18 am »
dude thats funny i feel sorry for the dude gettin mail from all the gay dudes hehehe

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« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2004, 07:00:25 am »
I'm laughing and giggling like a little school girl. So hilarious.

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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2004, 07:21:13 am »
lmfao! good lord! poor people..., he was fooked up

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« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2004, 09:46:08 am »
That was great, especially the albino chick one.

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« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2004, 01:29:49 pm »
lol got in trouble for reading them at college :/

i liked the Vegetables one:
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My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

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« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2004, 08:41:51 pm »
Oh man...That's absolutely hilarious

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bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.


So random...so riduculous

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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2004, 08:48:19 pm »
ROFLOL
Too funny bro

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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2004, 10:02:12 pm »
OMG! I loved the one with boy and girl

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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2004, 10:07:56 pm »
"eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat."

i haven't laughed that hard in a long time

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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2004, 11:14:37 pm »
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I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Just reminds me how much of a loser I am  since I play MMO's lol:(

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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2004, 01:23:22 pm »
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I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.


HAHAHAH
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"eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat."


ROFL!!! hahaha... omg

heh.  glad you guys enjoyed them.  Sorry you got in trouble Quantum.  

Can't say I didnt warn ya.
"To the darkened skies once more and ever onward."

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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2004, 04:41:01 pm »
That was some of the funniest ish I ever read. Thanks for the laugh!

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« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2004, 04:59:40 pm »
loved the one about the rhino, great

 

 

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