If I could be a superhero....

[Anonymous]

Hey little children. If you could be a superhero, what kind of superhero would you be? would be superman? Or spiderman? Or maybe even Batman? Oh! Or, you could even make your own superhero.....

If I could be a superhero, I would be, Fuck you Dude. Id go around the world stopping crime, with my simple, "Fuck you dude" Like if some woman left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to fuckin hawaii with some docter named bob, you stick up, and say "Fuck you now die".....then you would Fuck you dude. Or you can be more subtle, I didnt mean to be vague, you could say "fuck you", give her the mad cow disease, let bob die of the plague. you could skin them, and drain them of blopod so theyd die, then you would be "Fuck You dude" Yes then you would be, a superhero like me.......



(note-this is a make your own superhero thread. I'll actually make a non-stephen lynch superhero after you all are done gasping at my ourageousness.)

[Anonymous]

I'd be an errormessagesuperhero. Like if a hackervillain was hacking and I was like stop, and he went like no then I would do something and his windows would go "pling" many times.

[Anonymous]

sorry COH material is defently prohibited on this site. further posts about super heros will defently make you the b@@@h of this clan

[Anonymous]

Here comes the Thnikkaman....!

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail97.html

Click on the eggs at the end

[Anonymous]

pardon me for being the ignorant jackass, but what exactly is COH material?  And why can't I make up a superhero?

[Anonymous]

CoH is City of Heroes a rival MMORPG >

And Illuvatar was just saying a Stephen Lynch song.

Thank you Illuvatar, I sang it in my head as I read it.

[Anonymous]

Yes, great song. Many of my posts today have included a stephen lynch song. Great, great comedian.

[Anonymous]

yeah, the Lynch song I knew, just not COH, thanks for clearing that up.

Watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try to catch a ball, Olympics.... Special Olympics
Watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool, that's diving
At the Special Olympics
And I know full well that I will burn in hell
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball have got to be just about the funniest friggin thing I've ever seen in my life
At the Special Olympics

[Anonymous]

Hush little girl sweet baby don't cry, tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullabye, tonight Why can't it all be like it was before How can I explain why mommys not here, anymore

Because daddy likes porno and $10 whores Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus i think thats why your mommy left us mommy left us...

hush little girl, there is no reason to fret, not tonight don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget (exhales deeply) tonight soon it will all be like it was before any minute she will walk through that front door...

but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer then he wants sex that invlovesmommy's rear daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with puss I think thats why your mommy left us

Please don't cry, i swear i'll try, to be here by your side

Right after daddy gets home from the bar visits his booky, and steals a new car he'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right, he'll bring home your new mommy tonight, li de di, li de di...



Id be Silyila. Hed be able to manipulate this wierd aura. Think of the terminator from Terminator 2, the liquid one, and a silver symbiote from spiderman combined.

[Anonymous]

nice

[Anonymous]

YOU SING SO PWETTY I WANT YOU TO SING AT MA WEDDING!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

I wanted to find a cool picture of VAL HALLEN..... 'cause I want to be him, but alas, a decent one could not be found......

[Anonymous]

I think I'd be Batman, just for the sure simple fact that he's the greatest superhero that there is, and that ever will live. Enough Said.

[Anonymous]

I'd be my leet hero from CoH.

[Anonymous]

Oh come ON!!

Seigmen is so much better than this Lunch-guy!



precious one what have you done?
you know that day will never come

silver sky
enjoy you cry
everything is wrong with me
precious son
everything is wrong with me

long is the winter
cold is your body
dry as a mountain
shy is the child in you
i've been told
but i don't know
it's so cold
but i'm not present

precious one what have you done?
you know that day will never come

while i look in your eyes
i can tell you
you're paralyzed
while i look in your eyes
i can tell you
you're gonna die

how will i know it's not too late?
and how will i know if you should wait?
how can i explain it's not for me?
and how can i explain how it feels?
it goes the line you say

long is the winter
cold is your body
dry as a mountain
shy is the child in you
i've been told
but i don't know
it's so cold
but i'm not present