R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg

[Anonymous]

Well as few of you may know, last Wednesday March 30, at 9 a.m. they discovered my favorite comedian, Mitch Hedberg, dead in his hotel room. They say that he died of heart failure (heroin overdose) and it really sucks asscock.  He was one of the most hilarious guys ever to grace this planet earth and i will truly miss him.  I am starting up this thread to show my support of him and hopefully inspire your support.  If you enjoyed his jokes and stuff, please post here, it would mean a lot.

"At the end of every McDonald's commercial, they always say 'prices and participation may vary.' I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in shit. Say man, you got cheeseburgers?  Nope.  We got spaghetti, and blankets.  But we are not affiliated with that clown, he attracts too many children."

[ArchNemesis]

Indeed that man is very funny in his own way... mainly because it was probably the drugs. Either way the man is quite a good comedian and i ... aww fuck i really have no idea what to type here so fuck it

//Light_candle ... i wonder if this is appropriate for him

[Anonymous]

He will be missed. I will never forget Smacky the frog, and will continue to campaign for smacky to be enstated as our forest fire prevention mascot. Then I will capture him, and put him in glass jar... with a stick and a leaf, to re-create what he is used to.

//Light_Something.... No it is not a candle :p

[ArchNemesis]

Don't forget to poke air holes... cause i'm damn sure he is used to Air.

[Anonymous]

He was one of my favorites too.

[Anonymous]

Yea, they didn't announce his cause of death right away...not that we couldn't guess why he had passed, but he was pretty funny and delivered his jokes quite different than most comedians.

"I wouldn't sleep for 10 days cuz that would be too long"

"My apartment's infested with Koala bears...cutest infestation ever.  When I turn on my lights, a bunch of koala bears scatter.  I'm like," Hey, hold on...let me hold one of you"

[Anonymous]

*sniff* *sniff*
Ahh, I had forgetten about the Koala bears... good times.

"A banana is the opposite of a stop light, green means hold on... yellow means go ahead... and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

"When I was on acid I would see things that looked like beams of light... and hear things that sounded an awful lot like car horns..."

[likwidtek]

my god dude...  he was my favorite.  I saw him live.  fuck dude.

damn he was so awesome.  Im really bummed

[Anonymous]

I saw him a lot on Comedy Central and really like his jokes. Possibly one of the best was not bringing ink and paper into buying some doughnuts.