I'm right, everybody else is wrong

[Anonymous]

I admit aquaman is stupid, but the Hulk by far is the best, the more you hit him, the harder he gets, so he is indestrucatable.

[Ketamininja]

Haggis - now there's something that beats all other food. Its just a shame that EU laws forbid us from using real sheeps stomach lining now.

"British Food"... yeah lol, not really anything. Boiled potatoes, and veg, plus some cuts of meat would be standard. Some might say a "chippy" is your classic food, fish and chips is not really (cmon there are so many other countires that do better things with fish).

Military? Yeah, UK is established as having one of the best kept armiesregarding training and stature, but theya re certainly not the biggest.

Navy, as pointed out was one of the most glorious part of our military... until recently. Due to decommissioning, the French Navy is now bigger than the British.

ah well, who needs boats when the "enemy" uses cars as weapons?

[Anonymous]

Magical Trevor is the best super hero of all time :p

[Anonymous]

Haggis - now there's something that beats all other food. Its just a shame that EU laws forbid us from using real sheeps stomach lining now.

Yeah, that was a right kick in the nuts.

[Anonymous]

Talking about kicks in the nuts, that would not have hurt Iron Man.

He had an iron jock strap.

[Anonymous]

This one time at band camp... err... in high school, we were playing lacrosse. Which made sense since we were on a team.

Anyway, our goalie stops a pretty damn hard shot with his groin. It looked painful, but he was a tough kid and we figured that he'd just shake it off - after all, he was wearing a cup.

Then we saw the blood. Turns out his cup shattered. Shards embedded themselves in his nethers.

After all was said and done, he had to refer to his nuts in the singular.

Moral of the story: No matter how protected you think you are, a hard enough shot in the nuts will still take you down. Even if you are Iron Man. The real moral of the story is do not play lacrosse. Ever.

[Anonymous]

Man.  Just thinking about it sends shivers down my spine.

A man can never experience the pain of childbirth but no woman will ever experience the pain of a crushed testicle.

Accidents happen.  That why God gave us two nuts.

[Anonymous]

ugh.... cringing.... painful.....

[Anonymous]

God gave us two nuts and some people even get a spare.

[Anonymous]

Gillette, all this small print really is time-consuming, first I have to copy the small print, then paste it to word, then enlarge it. All this is wasting precious me time.

[Anonymous]

How fucking stupid is it that our most sensitive parts and those vital for reproduction and so the continuation of the human race are just dangled in front  of us where any old lacrosse ball/ football/ knee can give them a good smacking. Oh well, that's nature...

[Anonymous]

Ewww.... I just imagined the evolved man, with his testies inside him. That is just wrong, man, no guy should have meat without the veg.

[Anonymous]

Hey that's just your crazy imagination, I never said anything like that lol  :S

[Anonymous]

Wanna know somthing sick?

Tough.

This guy was playing rugby (american football without pads and different rules) and his hip got dislocated, the impact not only popped his hip out of place, it forced a testicle into the socket in his hip.  The doctors didn't know so when they popped it back into place, his gonad was still in there.  It was never seen again.

The funny thing is he screamed so loud in pain that he ripped his vocal chords.

Rugby is a tough game..

[Ketamininja]

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