Brain Teaser 5/10/04

[Anonymous]

lol ok i got one

what do rednecks call duct tape? (dont worry, im a redneck)

[Anonymous]

"The only way duct tape can save you from a chemical attack is if you have enough of it to wrap it around yourself and suffocate before the chemicals kill you."  Quote from my favorite comic, Lewis Black.  Otherwise i dont know what rednecks call duct tape..... handcuffs?

[Anonymous]

lewis black is the man

[Anonymous]

Lewis Black is da bomb.

Anyways, rednecks call duct tape Chrome. lol

[Anonymous]

I got a better redneck joke.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

[Anonymous]

With his sister/mother watching? LOL sorry I didn't mean it like that. IDK what redknecks call duct tape.....clothes? money? house holder together stuff?

Ok I got one for you....

1. What crawls on 4 legs at the beginning of it's life, 2 legs at the middle of it's life, and 3 at the end? I know it's an easy one but yeah.
2. If you look at my face you won't see 13 any place, what am I?
3. The people who make it don't need it, the people who need it don't want it, and the people who are using it don't know they're suing it. What is it?
4. What is more powerful then God, more evil then the devil? What do rich people want and poor people have? - Another easy one but hope these make ya think and smile a bit

Peace

[Anonymous]

1.)  A human being (4 legs as an infant, 2 for most of its life, 3 with a cane at the end)

2.)  A clock

3.)  A coffin

4.)  Nothing.

[Anonymous]

I got a better redneck joke.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

tell his sister to bite down?

[Anonymous]

LMAO, how bout making love to gopher hole?

[Anonymous]

Close Ari.

Kick his sister in the jaw. HAHAHA!!!!!! COS THEY LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RELATIVES!!!!!!!!! GET IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

lol

[Anonymous]

Whooho Go Cat - he got em all right. And I said with his sisters and them watching cuz you know yeah same thing as Soma said. Good one Soma - really funny lol.

[Anonymous]

Wow, people really hate red necks..  I thought it was people from Alabama that slept with their relatives...

[Anonymous]

to answer soma's question, if u guys already havn't, is to kick his sister in the jaw.

Zink

[Anonymous]

With his sister/mother watching? LOL sorry I didn't mean it like that. IDK what redknecks call duct tape.....clothes? money? house holder together stuff?

Ok I got one for you....

1. What crawls on 4 legs at the beginning of it's life, 2 legs at the middle of it's life, and 3 at the end? I know it's an easy one but yeah.
(humans)
2. If you look at my face you won't see 13 any place, what am I?
(no idea)
3. The people who make it don't need it, the people who need it don't want it, and the people who are using it don't know they're suing it. What is it?
(no idea)
4. What is more powerful then God, more evil then the devil? What do rich people want and poor people have? - Another easy one but hope these make ya think and smile a bit
(women?)

Peace