Funniest Accident scene Ever

[Kosila]

*cough* making up crap *cough cough* So basically what I got out of that was Eroz is a porn smuggler??? did anyone else catch that out of his alibi equation? just me?

Humm... I think I see it now...

>> cont' from eroz's equation
= b2/2 - a2/2 + c2/2
= b - a + c

Now lets verify by induction.
P(n) = b(n) - a(n) + c(n)

We must prove P(n) for every n that's an element of the natural numbers.

Basis: when n=1, Lets see if P(1) holds:
P(1) = b(1) - a(1) + c(1)
P(1) = rroonpez - ronp + lpoovrens
P(1) = (eroz - 1 + loves)porn
We see that P(1) is true.

Induction Step: Assume P(n) since P(1) is true. Let us see if P(n+1) holds. So we must prove:
P(n+1) = b(n+1) - a(n+1) + c(n+1)
Let's start:
P(n+1) = P(n) + porn
P(n+1) = b(n) - a(n) + c(n) + porn
P(n+1) = (eroz - 1 + loves)porn + porn
P(n+1) = erozporn - porn + lovesporn + porn
P(n+1) = erozporn + lovesporn
P(n+1) = (eroz + loves)porn
P(n+1) = smuggler

Therefore, eroz loves porn and is a smuggler.
This concludes the proof :p

[Eroz]

Hey wait b2/2 - a2/2 + c2/2  should read (b^2)/2 - (a^2)/2 + (c^2)/2. So that proof has no feet to stand on.

[Kosila]

Damn it! You're right. My calculations are ruined

[Anonymous]

......I just started writing proofs in math... Oh god the evil. When you get full page proofs.... math reaches a new low.

[Broin]

It is confirmed... ECHELON Sattelite records do indeed place Eroz at the scene of the accident

[Anonymous]

Steve was telling me he was once called out to a RTA where the driver had a bootload full of illegal firearms.  I'm obviously in the wrong job!