Funniest Accident scene Ever

[Ash]

A couple pics of an car wreck I ran last weekend.  






No porn stars were hurt in this accident.

[Anonymous]

Porn on the Beltway FTW!!!

[Ash]

270 actually

[Anonymous]

Bah.  Should've known.  On the beltway, that accident would have backed up traffic going the other way, too.  Stupid DC drivers.

[Kosila]

Hey I've seen that movie! :p

[ArchNemesis]

ROFL!!! wow... i'm surprise none of the cops "confiscated" the movies...

[Anonymous]

A couple pics of an car wreck I ran last weekend.

AN car wreck?

/endgrammarnzimode

i like big butts and i cannot lie ....

[Ash]

It's a sad state of affairs when grammatical correction takes precedence over porn.

[Eroz]

Wait I see an AV cable there. You were watching the porn while driving weren't you?

[Ash]

First off, I said "ran" this call for an accident, meaning I'm one of the people that ride the big red trucks with the bright lights and loud sirens.  I was not "involved" in this accidnet.  And second I checked the DVD's they all are stamped "Property of Eroz"

[Eroz]

I have proof that I was in another location at the time.

[Heironymus]

prove it

[Eroz]

Proof: Eroz was no where near the Beltway.
b2   = Area(KLMN)
    = Area(AKF) + Area(FLC) + Area(CMD) + Area(DNA) + Area(AFCD)
    = y(a+x)/2 + (b-a-x)(a+y)/2 + (b-a-y)(b-x)/2 + x(b-y)/2 + c2/2
    = [y(a+x) + b(a+y) - y(a+x) - x(b-y) - a·a + (b-a-y)b + x(b-y) + c2]/2
    = [b(a+y) - a·a + b·b - (a+y)b + c2]/2
    = b2/2 - a2/2 + c2/2.
        = Eroz not near the Beltway.

[Heironymus]

*cough* making up crap *cough cough* So basically what I got out of that was Eroz is a porn smuggler??? did anyone else catch that out of his alibi equation? just me?

[Anonymous]

Smuggler?  I thought he bought them so that when one "wore out" he could have a replacement standing by?