randomness

[Anonymous]

Now that you're done reading (end of last page) that, heres a lovely image for you to feast upon.

[Anonymous]

fuse has green hair ....

heh, this week i'm playing in the pit for the musical grease, so i read that entire thing with the voice of vince fontaine echoing in my head ... O_O

[Anonymous]

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo --

"Defrost the chicken."

(True Story)

[Anonymous]

Hehe. I remember laughing pretty hard as it was when I first heard about the gun.

[Kosila]

The evolution of laughing on the internet:
/laugh
*laugh*
*laugh out loud*
*l.o.l.*
*lol*
lol
lmao
lmfaolol
lmfaoomglolhaxlol!!!!11!111one

[Anonymous]

OMFGROFLLOLZ!11!!

[Anonymous]

The evolution of laughing on the internet:
/laugh
*laugh*
*laugh out loud*
*l.o.l.*
*lol*
lol
lmao
lmfaolol
lmfaoomglolhaxlol!!!!11!111one

Dont forget Kosila. You laugh like every 5.6 secs!  :p

[Styan]

Hey it keeps the Evigilos hover pads running! So don't get him to stop

[Eroz]

Proof that if piracy on the net was piracy, we wouldn't do it.

http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/art/w/e/welshwebb/nakedpiratecookingshow.jpg

[Anonymous]

.... that pic was funny for about half a second ....

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 A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank:

 Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

 Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

 Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."

 Citibank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."

 Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

 Citibank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

 Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

 Citibank: "Excuse me?"

 Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?"

 Citibank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor." Supervisor gets on the phone:

 Family Member:"I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."

 Citibank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charge! still apply."

 Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

 Citibank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?" Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew." (Lawyer info given)

 Citibank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?" Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given) After they get the fax:

 Citibank: "Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."

 Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. don't think she will care."

 Citibank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."

 Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"

 Citibank: "That might help."

 Family Member: "Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69."

 Citibank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

 Family Member: "What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

[Anonymous]

POST 700! w00t

[Avzeke (Khr0n1k)]

Post 701! w00t

[Anonymous]

best. thread. ever.

[Anonymous]

So blatantly stolen from Glace, and I don't care :p

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1000981095


What worried me more though was this quote:

In her first probe, Sullivan wrote that the farm was discussed in Internet chat rooms as a "destination" spot for people looking to have sex with animals. She reported that this prompted an investigation into whether the chickens, goats and sheep on the property had also been victimized.

How the hell do you victimize a chicken?

[Manic Velocity]

What worried me more though was this quote:

In her first probe, Sullivan wrote that the farm was discussed in Internet chat rooms as a "destination" spot for people looking to have sex with animals. She reported that this prompted an investigation into whether the chickens, goats and sheep on the property had also been victimized.

What worries me even more is that they chose to use the word "probe" when talking about having sex with animals.