randomness

[Anonymous]

lol, true, I missed that

[Anonymous]

bak-bak-bak-ba-COCK

i'm sure you could victimize a ladybug if you really wanted to .... how do you think crabs started? O_o

[Anonymous]

grim.... you scare me sometimes... you reall do...

[Fuse]

Sunshine Happy Vibes Rap Festival Tour Cancelled

DETROIT (DPI) — Poor ticket sales and lack of media interest have caused the promoters of the Sunshine Happy Vibes rap festival tour to cancel all of the remaining shows on the tour. Tour co-headliners Plezzant-G and Conviviuhl took the news in stride, saying, "I guess the world jus' ain't ready for happy rap — or 'hap-hop,' as we like to call it." Rapper DJ Gleeful was less sanguine: "Man, this sucks. Now where will people go when they want to hear uplifting rap music?" Despite the cancellation, the tour's other performers — ChipperGuy, Xstatic, the Merry Mobb, Jewbilant and Tikkled Peenk — are reported to be in good spirits.[/b]

Mythbusters Bust "Your Mother's a Slut" Myth

SAN DIEGO, Calif. (DPI) — Your mother has been scientifically proven not to be a slut, according to the Discovery Channel's hit show Mythbusters. Co-stars Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman and the Mythbusters build team recently took a case of wine and a stack of romantic CD's to your mom's house to test the age-old schoolyard taunt about your mother's sexual proclivities. After several hours of romantic mood-setting by the Mythbusters crew, not once did your mother even hint at arousal, saying only that Adam and Jamie "seemed to be nice boys." On the other hand, your sister, who was paying your mom a visit while in town on business, tossed her panties at the feet of build team member Kari Byron after only two glasses of chardonnay.

[Styan]

http://www.sullycentral.net/dl/funny/helloibm.pps

[Styan]

double  post

[Fuse]

War Protestor Elevated From "Quirky" to "Cunt"

CRAWFORD, Texas (DPI) — The Bush administration has officially elevated the status of Cindy Sheehan from "Quirky Nuisance" to "Bit of a Cunt." This is a jump from blue to orange on the president's new public-dissent meter. The elevation followed several weeks of Sheehan protesting the death of her son outside the president's Texas ranch. "At first I felt sorry for her," said Bush. "Her son was killed in Iraq, which is really sad. Now it's been two weeks and the bitch needs to get off my lawn. I can't personally meet with everyone who has lost a son in Iraq. I wouldn't have any time for golf and weeding." With media coverage of the protest increasing steadily, Sheehan will likely reach red or "intolerable whore" by early next week.

[Anonymous]

All I have to say is this.

Owned biatches.

Carry on.

[Anonymous]

argh

[Anonymous]

OMFGWTFBBQ! SARED IS BECOMMING A PRIESTY MAN! http://thefuriousangels.com/index.php?topic=3140

[Manic Velocity]

I like bread.

[Eroz]

Have you not beat Hapland yet De?

[Anonymous]

Yeah I did them both but it's still a total bitch

[Eroz]

The flag is what got me. Took me three hours and a lucky shot to figure that out.

[Anonymous]

Yeah it was a random click that had me move it too, albeit too late...