randomness

[Kosila]

*black cat scurries by*

*meow*

[Kosila]

*black cat scurries by*

*meow*

[Anonymous]

*shoots black cat*

that's my job, biatch

[Manic Velocity]

Find the gross margin.
Calculate percentage of the sum of scheduled days.
Calculate percentage of licensing expense.
Subtract licensing expense.
Subtract rebates.
Subtract travel expense.
Calculate gross margin per day.
Calculate percentage of total revenue.
Turn page.
Repeat.

Just wanted to give you all a taste of what I've been doing for the past 8 hours.  Carry on.

EDIT:  Whoops.  Don't forget to subtract any malpractice fees.  God forbid you forget to subtract those malpractice fees.

Someone please kill me now!

[Anonymous]

What exactly are you trying to calculate there Manic?  Are you doing your CPA exams or something?

[Manic Velocity]

Just crunching shit numbers for my job.  I've become a sort of impromptu accountant.  Which is funny because I don't think I've ever passed a math class with anything higher than a C.  My brain just doesn't do well with numbers at all.  I'm very right-brained.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry Manic. Here, have a crayon.

[Eroz]

You gotta see this.

http://college.big-boys.com/articles/nintendochoir.html

[Anonymous]

There's a bit of Sared in all of us

I really hope not <shudder>

:p

[Anonymous]

LMAO, my bro found this:

[Manic Velocity]

Lips, hips, ass and attitude.  Ms. Bellucci has them in spades!

I always thought her outfit in that scene was a bit much.  Maybe more than a bit.  If ever there was an outfit that said "Here's a little something for the boys in the audience", that was it.  Her pale green dress was perfect.  It was sexy without requiring her boobs to be spilling out over the top of it.

[Ash]

and what is wrong with boobs spilling out over the top...especially those boobs?

[Eroz]

You never really watched the scenes in Reloaded did you Manic, take a look at the scene just before Persephone kills the werewolf dude. When see opens the door you get the full frontal shot of her, yea that little green dress is see through, but Ms. Bellucci is a porn star, give me a minute with Google and I'll find her without any clothing anyways.

[Manic Velocity]

You never really watched the scenes in Reloaded did you Manic

No.  No no.  You did not just question my obsession for this trilogy.  Eroz, my name is Manic Velocity.  You have doubted my love for The Matrix.  Prepare to die.

But seriously, there's something to be said about a woman who knows how to wear her clothes.  Any woman can strip and have every guy within a 5 mile radius all over her... well, maybe not any woman... but I happen to admire women that can look sexy while covering themselves up.

And notice that I'm saying "women".  You can have all your "girls" and your "chicks".  I want something real.

Do I mind a nude Monica Bellucci?  Of course not.  However, I have about 8 Monica Bellucci wallpapers, and if memory serves she's only nude in two of them.  In fact, most of the women in my wallpaper collection are fully clothed.  I find her face to be the most beautiful part about her.  That and her accent.    She's just flat out gorgeous.  She doesn't need to stoop to the level of being erotic eye candy in order to be attractive.

[Eroz]

I'll fight this later, one when I'm awake, and two after my Shakespeare midterm, I'll be back in 2 hours.