randomness

[Ash]

Check out the gallery

http://www.monicabellucci.it/

[Eroz]

Ok,  I'mn just going to leave this at a simple quote. I argee with you Manic, so I leave you with this quote

"A flower is only as good as it pedals."

(If we didn't have clothing then we would be basing out choice of women purely off if she is "good-looking" in the childbearing sense, and if we did that I would assume we wouldn't care about marriage, just about the race surviving. I know that was more then just one quote, but whatever.)

[Eroz]

Wow, so many of those pictures remind me of Natile Portman, and Rachel Weisz (The Mummy Girl)

[Jeyk]

She sure does have some "tig ol' bitties" don't she?

[Heironymus]

um hmmm

[Heironymus]

The average lifespan of a major league baseball is 7 pitches

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

[Manic Velocity]

Sared's image posting skills lack wang.

[Styan]

LOL, i think its deviant art with the no hotlinking thing, cause i can get the url and open them fine in a seperate tab.

[Anonymous]

kind of did a double take, KBL actually stands for Kosila, Broin, Lithium, but those also happen to be my initials .... silly boys :p

[Kosila]

LOL! :p That's awesome.... and scary lol.

Hummm I wonder what Eroz and Lithium were talking about... :p lol

[Fuse]

Study: Iraqis Love Democracy, Prefer Not Dying

BAGHDAD, Iraq (DPI) A recent survey of Iraqi citizens has confirmed one of President Bush's principal assertions about the war in Iraq: The study found that an impressive 87 percent of Iraqis prefer democracy to the rule of Saddam Hussein. However, the study also showed that 98 percent of Iraqis prefer not being killed to having a participatory government. "Oh sure, free elections are super," said one Baghdad resident, who requested anonymity for fear of being targeted by insurgents. "I love being able to vote. It's just the constant fear of being blown up thing I don't care for." Electricity, jobs and being able to feed their children also outranked democracy in the survey. "Totalitarian government blows, no one can deny that," added a woman from Mosul. "But the thing is, Saddam didn't just randomly execute people. His shenanigans really only affected a very small percen— FUCKINGSHIT, GET DOWN!... Nevermind, false alarm."

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Bush's 2% Approval Among African-Americans
Drawing Historical Comparisons

WASHINGTON (DPI) — Recent polls have shown President Bush's current approval rating among African-Americans at 2 percent. Not only is this the lowest single-demographic approval rating for a sitting president in American history, but it is possibly the lowest approval rating for anyone anywhere. Some historical comparisons:


» A 1940 poll shows Hitler with a 5-percent approval rating among European Jews.

» A French poll in 1789 reveals Marie Antoinette enjoyed an 11-percent approval rating among the wretched.

» Restored writings state that 9 percent of those tortured and enslaved by Genghis Khan opined, "same shit, different warlord."

» Three of Jesus' 12 apostles (25 percent) thought Pontius Pilate was "an OK guy, all things considered."


Note: Considering that the margin of error for the Bush poll was stated at +/- 3.2%, it is mathematically possible that each and every African-American not named Condoleezza hates the president's ever-loving guts.

[Anonymous]

I love you Fuse, roffle.

UBER ORAGAMI BATTLE!:


This made me giggle a bit :

[Manic Velocity]

Neo:  "I know oragami..."

Morpheus:  "Show me."


Those cat girls have some major camel-toe going.